Vol. CXXXIX—No. 12 Thursday, April 16, 2015 columbiaspectator.com Vacant storefronts persist in MoHi Owners face increasing rents and challenging summer season BY TAYLOR SMITH AND DEBORAH SECULAR Spectator Staff Writers RACHEL CHIN FOR SPECTATOR FOR LEASE | Bank Street Bookstore vacated this storefront on Broadway earlier this year in favor of a new, cheaper location . Barnard psychology heavily reliant on adjunct faculty BY GIULIA OLSSON Spectator Staff Writer The Barnard psychology department, which is more than 60 percent adjuncts, cannot hire more full-time faculty until it is allotted more physical space, according to psychology department chair Robert Remez. With 23 adjunct professors and 15 full-time professors, two of whom who are on leave this spring, the psychology department—one of Barnard’s most popular departments— is the only Barnard science department to employ adjuncts, with the exception of one adjunct in the biology department. Remez said that the department utilizes adjuncts to try to fulfill its goal of teaching each of the 75 listed courses per school year. “No academic department would be acting responsibly if they created departments without providing the means for students to satisfy them,” Remez said. “That’s [having adjuncts] the only way our students can take the introductory courses, take the middle-level courses, take the seminars, and have the research supervision that they need.” Remez said that the department would ultimately like to hire more full-time faculty members, but a space crunch on the fourth floor of Milbank Hall—where the department is Fight for $15 protest seeks higher adjunct salaries BY GABRIELLE IORIO & ANNIE BRYAN Spectator Staff Writers While the national Fight for $15 campaign focuses on raising the minimum wage in general, the 300 students and professors from Columbia and other universities who gathered on Low Plaza on Wednesday also demanded an increase in the minimum wage and salaries for adjunct professors. Wednesday’s protest coincided with a number of national Fight for $15 protests, including in Times Square and Chicago. On Low Steps, before the protesters marched down Broadway and headed downtown, Students, professors, and speakers advocated for raising the salary of adjunct professors to $15,000. “We talk about low-wage workers, we think about McDonald’s employees, but what we don’t think about as often are the people who teach our classes at this Ivy League University,” RJ Pettersen GSAS ’15, a master’s sociology student, said. The protest was the first major Fight for $15 event on Columbia’s campus since the nationwide campaign—which has gained local support since it began in New York City in 2012 — first came to Columbia’s campus in February. Students from New York University, the City University of New York, The New School, and various local high schools also attended the protest. “The current poverty wages and lack of unionization plaguing too many in our society -from fast food workers to adjunct professors—are a barrier to entry for any upward mobility,” CU Dems Media Director Jordana Narin, CC ‘17, said in a message to Spectator. Protesters held posters and banners during a speak-out at Low Plaza before marching to a McDonald’s on 96th Street and then heading to Times Square in order to do spread awareness across the city on this issue. SEE FIGHT, page 6 housed—makes it impossible to accommodate more fulltime faculty members. “You can’t hire someone if there’s no office for them. They have to be comfortable in the place where they do their work. If you want to hire an empiricist, there has to be either a lab where they can do experiments, there has to be a workshop where they can struggle with their data and measures,” Remez said. “If there’s no place to create that workshop, or there’s no place to create those offices, then you can’t really put a regular member of the faculty in an office that’s 90 square feet.” But the department is actively looking to expand its physical space. Remez said that following the opening of the Teaching and Learning Center in 2018, the department will take over space in Milbank as other departments move into the new building. Psychology faculty have said that the tight quarters posed difficulties for their work. Adjunct assistant professor Hannah Hoch shares an office with three other professors, which she said can lead to scheduling challenges and require compromise. “It’s very limited and it can be very challenging,” Hoch said. “For example, we’re four people in this office, and there are times when we would all SEE PSYCH, page 2 Between exchanging fist bumps and free samples with customers, Abdusalam Abajebel— the owner of Oasis Juice Bar on Broadway and 124th Street—explained that operating a business one block south of the construction site that is rapidly becoming Columbia’s Manhattanville campus is as frustrating as it is fulfilling. “The reason I opened is not because I know the business—it’s about sharing with the community,” he said. “People need more healthy options.” Abajebel, who moved to Harlem from Ethiopia in 2004, has managed to gain a foothold and appeal to local customers with a menu of healthy items he can prepare without a kitchen in his tiny storefront. But, he said, his attempts to expand his juice and sandwich store into a full restaurant are being stymied by retailers who are unwilling to take his bids seriously. Two properties immediately adjacent to his have been vacant for over three years. Still, Abajebel said that despite making several offers to retailers that matched their asking price, he has been ignored. Vacant storefronts dot the avenues of Morningside Heights, and many of them have been vacant for long periods. According to an analysis performed by Spectator, of the retail properties that have been vacant on Broadway, Amsterdam, and Morningside Avenues between 106th Street and 124th Street in the past five years, 64 percent were vacant for longer than a year. 44 percent were vacant for SEE VACANCIES, page 2 BY ANNIE BRYAN & TEO ARMUS Spectator Staff Writers While prospective students moved between events during Sunday night’s Days on Campus programming, No Red Tape projected phrases like “Rape happens here” and “Columbia protects rapists” onto Low Library. Activists said they held the event to coincide with Days on Campus, a visiting weekend for prospective students, in order to educate incoming first-years about sexual and dating violence on college campuses. But the activists were met by a bit of pushback from Residence Hall Director Aaron Hukari and Graduate Hall Directors Rainikka Corprew, who arrived at the protest at approximately 8 p.m., just as the protesters were setting up the projection. A number of Public Safety officers also were present during the protest. Corprew, who declined to comment, physically blocked the projector from displaying messages onto Low Library, telling activists the projection was a safety hazard because the light was blinding to individuals inside Low. As Corprew attempted to block SPENCER COHEN FOR SPECTATOR PROTEST | Messages such as “Columbia Protects Rapists” were projected onto Low Library. the projector, she audibly told the activists, “I feel like I’m being violated in the same way that you’re defending women’s bodies… It’s like you’re becoming the oppressors.” Corprew declined to comment to a Spectator reporter at Sunday night’s protest, and she did not immediately respond to a follow-up email from a reporter asking for comment. No Red Tape member Zoe Ridolfi-Starr, CC ’15, said that the way Corprew handled the protest was “disappointing.” “It is so hideous to look at a survivor in the face and say you’re an oppressor,” she said. “To try to use the vocabulary and the rhetoric we have put our personal stories on the line to put ourselves on the forefront of people’s attention here and to use it against us is disgusting.” Corprew and Public Safety officers later told activists to wait until prospective students left campus before projecting onto the library again. Activists complied, and in response, activists held banners reading “Carry That Weight” and “Columbia Protects Rapists” over Low Steps and ledges by Kent Hall. Corprew asked a number of activists for their UNIs during FOLLOW US SPORTS, BACK PAGE WEEKEND, B SECTION Own that narcisissm Inside the Bagnoli hire Something old, something new How Columbia’s new athletic director managed to bag a legend. The newest exhibit at the Anita Shapolsky Gallery blends borrowed pieces of famous artworks and reinterprets them in a style for the current century. Daniel gets honest about his selfabsorption—and wants you to, too. Fro-Sci has getting students to nap in class down to a science—literally. ‘The first reason is that the rents are high—and that’s the second and third reason’ Small business owners throughout Morningside Heights said that many of the vacancies are a direct result of increasing rents, which are beginning to close the market to small, independently owned retailers. John Jenkins, an employee at West Side Stationers on Broadway and 109th Street, said that the former owners of Famous Deli, a now-vacant storefront next door, left because they No Red Tape stages protest during Days on Campus OPINION, PAGE 4 Challenging Frontiers longer than two. Representatives of retail companies said that landlords would prefer to find tenants who can pay higher rents by marketing their services to the Columbia, rather than the local community. “We want to cater to Columbia, not the projects,” Jansen Hafen, a real estate agent for Newmark Grubb Knight Frank who once marketed a stillvacant property on Amsterdam and 122nd Street, said, referring to the Grant and Manhattanville Houses, two New York City Public Housing Authority developments just blocks north of the vacant property. But local business owners said that in many cases, the lure of the Columbia market is elusive in practice. “Three to four months out of the year, this neighborhood is a ghost town,” Richard Brun, an employee at Clinton Supply Co., a hardware store on Amsterdam Avenue and 122nd Street, said. “You have restaurants that literally close down at certain parts of the year.” SEE PROTEST, page 2 @ColumbiaSpec @CUspectrum @CUSpecSports @theeyemag facebook.com/ columbiaspectator NEWS PAGE 2 APRIL 16, 2015 Textbook price information unavailable across departments BY CHRISTINE NELSON Spectator Staff Writer COMPLIANCE RATES OFOFTHE COLLEGE NONCOMPLIANCE RATES THETOP TOP1010MAJORS MAJORSIN IN COLUMBIA COLUMBIA COLLEGE Prospective students mixed on No Red Tape protest PROTEST from front page Percent of major required courses with textbooks unlisted 90% 72% 65% 64% 61% 60% 56% 56% 54% of textbooks unlisted* 36% 17% *in top 10 CC majors s ic at m he at r M te pu m ce Co ien Sc s ic om on Ec y og ol ry Bi ist m he oc ce Bi en r ci io os av ur eh Ne d B an y or st Hi gy lo ho yc Ps e ish gl nc ie En Sc al ic lit Po According to a recent Spectator analysis of undergraduate courses for the fall 2015 semester, 57 percent of the courses for the 15 most popular majors at Columbia College do not comply with a federal law mandating that textbook information be made available for students on the University’s course schedule used for preregistration and registration purposes. The Textbook Information Provision of the Higher Education Opportunity Act, which went into effect in July 2010, mandates that higher education institutions receiving federal funding for financial aid must list the International Standard Book Number and the retail price information of required and recommended college textbooks and supplemental materials for offered courses. The provision states that its intention is “to ensure that students have access to affordable course materials by decreasing costs to students and enhancing transparency and disclosure with respect to the selection, purchase, sale, and use of course materials.” According to textbook information collected by Spectator last Friday, for the top 15 CC majors — which encompassesd more than 75 percent of students for CC’s class of 2014 — there is a general compliance rate of 43 percent. Although the collected data does not account for textbooks listed on syllabi or for courses that do not require textbooks, professors are provided with a tool on CourseWorks for entering in textbook information. The tool also allows professors to indicate whether or not the course has required textbooks. Within the set of top 15 CC majors, the five least compliant majors are political science, music, English, anthropology, and sustainable development. The mathematics major had the highest compliance rate, with over 83 percent of courses displaying textbook information on CourseWorks. Computer science was the next most compliant CC major, with more than 63 percent of classes listing a textbook. The political science major, however, had the highest percentage of textbooks that don’t list a textbook at 90 percent. For SEAS, the department Top Majors Conferred to the Columbia College Class of 2014 GRAPHIC BY JENNA BEERS least compliant with the federal law was civil engineering. In this department, only one of 35 courses listed textbook information. The next least compliant SEAS department w was biomedical engineering, which lists textbook information for two out of 21 courses. After Spectator reported that over 65 percent of spring 2015 undergraduate classes in the 10 most popular majors did not provide textbook information on CourseWorks earlier this semester, the University has created a new protocol to remind faculty every semester to provide textbook information for their courses, according to a University spokesperson. Melissa Begg, vice provost for educational programs, posted an announcement to faculty on Jan. 28 with a reminder to submit textbook information for the spring 2015 semester. “Federal law requires that the University provide students with information on the textbooks their instructors expect or recommend that they purchase. The information must be posted online in time to help students choose the courses for which they will register,” Begg said in the notice. Despite the new protocol, Spectator’s data shows that a majority of courses still do not adhere to this federally mandated law. Robert Lipshitz, the director of calculus for the math department, said that the quantity of textbooks required for courses might have an effect on whether or not professors would provide the information. “Specifying textbooks is probably easier for the math department than some other departments: most courses only have a single textbook, and the material taught in most undergraduate subjects has not changed substantially in more than a hundred years, so textbooks also change comparatively slowly,” Lipshitz said in an email. For example, students taking Calculus I this semester were only required to purchase one textbook, whereas students taking this semester’s Introduction to American Politics, a political science course, were required to purchase eight different textbooks. Anna Ghurbanyan, associate instructor in the chemistry department, said that professors were reminded to post textbook information during department meetings. “Usually that information we try to post in advance for the students to have access early on to plan their summer stipends and academic expenditure accordingly,” Ghurbanyan said. “If it’s a legal requirement, obviously they have to do it. But it’s also a legal requirement not to go above 60 miles per hour on the highway and some people do it,” Sunil Gulati, senior lecturer in economics, said. Susan Elmes, director of undergraduate studies in economics and senior lecturer, said she did not think students would choose not to take a class because of the required textbooks, but recognized the importance of having the information available for budgeting purposes. However, students interviewed said that having textbook price information made available to them during registration would influence the classes for which they registered. “I would not take a class that requires a textbook that is out of my price range or that isn’t available in the library,” Lucy Saldivar, BC ’17, said. Some students said that the availability of textbook information during registration was less of a concern than the actual prices of books, especially for courses that fulfill major or general education requirements. “At this point I’m just trying to get classes that fulfill my requirements,” Ornella Friggit, BC ’16, said. “Most of the time I just don’t buy my textbooks. I either rent them or find PDFs.” “There’s not much I can do about it now because most of my classes are classes I have to take due to major [and] core. So now, because of budget concerns I just try to exhaust every available resource to find a cheaper textbook,” Michael Miskovski, CC ’17, said. David Brice, CC ’16 said that having textbook price information earlier would allow him time to find cheaper alternatives or, at the very least, a less expensive course. “If I could see that I would have to spend $500 on textbooks for a class, there might be a chance that I wouldn’t take it,” Brice said. “I, as a working-class student at Columbia University, I do avoid classes where I am the only person who is not from an incredibly wealthy background. And that in and of itself would be enough of a red flag, perhaps, to let me know that it’s not something I want to do.” news@columbiaspectator.com the protest. When activists asked Corprew if they were violating the Rules of University Conduct, which are currently under review and govern protests on campus, Corprew audibly told them that “it’s not about the rules, I just need your UNI.” It’s unclear if Corprew attended the event in a role to enforce the Rules of Conduct, as it was not immediately known whether Corprew served in an official role as either a presidential delegate—an individual appointed by University President Lee Bollinger—or a divisional delegate—an individual appointed by a dean or director of a school program. The Rules of Conduct say that these delegates “have principal authority for the enforcement of these Rules. They shall warn individuals and groups whose actions may violate these Rules and may declare their belief that the demonstration is illegal.” As prospective students left Low Library at 9 p.m. to board buses for a city tour on Amsterdam Avenue and 116th Street, the Marching Band formed a passageway and played “Roar, Lion, Roar.” “It was all so unreal,” Evan Caplinger, a prospective student, said. “It was the juxtaposition of the school spirit and this striking message against the school. It was invective against the administration and its policies.” After prospective students left the event in Low Library and headed toward buses on Amsterdam Avenue for a tour of the city, No Red Tape members were allowed to begin projecting the text on the library again. The text—which was projected by Illuminator, a politically-oriented arts collective that paired with the group as one of its many collaborative art projects—read “Columbia has a rape problem,” “President Bollinger: Carry that weight,” “We deserve a safe campus,” and “Do you want a rapist as your RA?” When prospective students returned from their bus tour around New York City, prospective students told Spectator that they were ushered directly along Broadway from their buses to Lerner Hall. As prospective students entered Roone Auditorium, a number of No Red Tape members distributed fliers that advertised the group’s Teach In. Activists said they planned their protest to coincide with Days on Campus because it was the most likely time that administration would feel obligated to react to activists’ demands. No Red Tape has previously staged four protests in February at undergraduate admissions info sessions, for which nine members of the group received warning letters from the Office of Judicial Affairs on potential violations of the Rules of Conduct. “This is the University’s chance to show off shiny Columbia,” No Red Tape member Julia Crain, BC ’18, said. “If we can do anything while these people are here that’s when they’ll feel most pressure to make active change.” Crain also said that the intention of the event was to raise awareness among incoming freshmen about the issue of sexual assault on college campuses in general. “Prospective students have a right to know if they will feel safe at a school they attend,” she said. “We are arming them with questions they should ask for their own well-being. Here and at any school, they have a right to know the truth about how schools handle these cases.” Prospective students interviewed on Sunday night had mixed thoughts about the protest. For some, like Andrew Murphy, a prospective student, No Red Tape’s action was a reminder of the activism that appealed to him about Columbia in the first place. “It was powerful,” Murphy said. “It definitely conveyed a message where a lot of people’s voices can’t be heard in an institution like this where voices should be heard.” Veronica Brusilovski, a prospective student, said it was abrasive for administrators to hide students from the protest. “They are trying to make sure that we don’t know, even though we do,” she said. “Obviously, we are connected online, we see everything that is going on, we read the papers, it’s in every single publication in America right now. Obviously we know.” Still, others said that they were apprehensive about No Red Tape’s protest. Sebastian Espinosa, a prospective student, said that No Red Tape’s protest could make Columbia and its handling of sexual assault cases seem worse to prospective students than they actually are. “Kids are coming here to learn about the school, learn about its positives,” he said. “It’s going to deter people from wanting to come to Columbia, seeing all this strife, when there may also be strife at other schools and people may simply be complacent.” news@columbiaspectator.com As Barnard psychology department waits to expand space, most classes taught by adjuncts PSYCH from front page like to be here, but we’ve had to rearrange our schedules.” “We’re hopeful that changes in the available resources, which will be brought about by new resources becoming available to the psychology department, will make it possible for us to enlarge the full-time tenure or tenure-eligible portion of the department,” Remez said. In the meantime, the department will have to depend on adjunct professors—who share offices and are only on campus a few times a week—to teach the bulk of its courses. The number of adjunct and full-time faculty in the Barnard psychology department has fluctuated significantly over the years. For example, in 2012, the department had 16 full-time professors and 14 adjunct professors. “You can think of the adjunct participation in our department as tidal,” Remez said. “In any given year, the full-time faculty who are our regulars, will differ in the number of leaves or fellowships, or parental leaves, or sabbatical. When they take their leaves, then the number of adjuncts participating in our teaching goes up.” Though adjunct professors interviewed said that they enjoyed their time at Barnard, the majority of them said they do not want to become full-time professors because they hold full-time positions elsewhere and are compensated fairly well as adjuncts. Adjuncts at Barnard teach a maximum of three courses per academic year, but most only end up teaching one or two courses because of obligations to their other jobs. On the other hand, fulltime professors, Remez said, must teach two courses a semester, provide research supervision, and sit on administrative committees. “You can think of the adjunct participation in our department as a tidal. ” —Department chair Robert Remez Abigail Kalmbach, who also has a full-time position in the Columbia psychology department and teaches Neural Modulation, a course that she designed at Barnard, said Barnard adjunct professors are compensated well. “Barnard does pay a very, very competitive wage to adjuncts per class,” Kalmbach said. “It’s different from other colleges where a lot of adjuncts are adjuncts because they have to be. There’s no other option.” Adjunct professor Doris Zahner, who works full-time at Advancement for Rural Kids, teaches one course at Barnard a semester said she plans to keep it that way. “I chose not to go into academia full time. Tenure-track positions are limited,” Zahner said. “This is the best of both worlds. I get to to have a professional career, but also get to teach, which I really love to do.” Remez said that though adjuncts have been represented as an exploited class in media lately, the psychology department’s high number of adjuncts was representative of how Barnard’s treatment of its adjuncts differed from the national majority. “Our adjuncts have been extremely loyal because the working conditions are great, that’s because the students are intellectually aggressive, or at least that’s been my observation,” Remez said. giulia.olsson @columbiaspectator.com PROFESSOR TYPE BREAKDOWN Full-time Adjunct 9.1% 23.7% 60.5% 100% 76.3% 90.1% 100% 39.5% Columbia Psychology Barnard Psychology Barnard Physics Barnard Biology Barnard Chemistry GRAPHIC BY ELLORINE CARLE POOJA KATHAIL / STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER ALL THE ADJUNCTS | Barnard’s psychology department is largely comprised of adjuncts. NEWS APRIL 16, 2015 PAGE 3 Graduate students share experiences with consistently late pay for teaching as union pushes issue BY EMMA KOLCHIN-MILLER Spectator Staff Writer Graduate Workers of C o l u m b i a - Un i t e d Au t o Workers, the group of graduate students attempting to gain union recognition from the National Labor Relations Board, has consistently cited late pay as a serious grievance it plans to address if it achieves this goal. Spectator has verified four cases in which graduate students were paid late for their work as teaching and research assistants and found many more anecdotes to this effect from students who declined to provide documentation, citing reasons of privacy. GWC organizers said a union could negotiate a contract that would include a grievance procedure, which would provide formal steps for graduate students to take when paid late. Funded graduate teaching and research assistants in the Graduate School of Arts and Sciences receive on average $25,336 per year, two-thirds of which is awarded as a stipend in September and January and one-third of which is administered as paychecks twice a month. Graduate students reported cases of receiving both stipends and paychecks late. Graduate students said they cannot afford to wait weeks or months for the stipends and paychecks, as they rely on the money to pay rent and buy food. University President Lee Bollinger has said that if late pay is a problem, a union would not be necessary to solve it. “I understand, those are reasonable arguments—my answer would be we should address all those things. As our students, we should not have you be paid late,” Bollinger said. Paid Late Four graduate students were willing to share and document their experiences with late pay. Spectator verified their stories by reviewing bank statements and email exchanges with administrators. Tommy Tommy Birkett, a secondyear anthropology Ph.D. student and teaching assistant, did not receive any paychecks, which are meant to come twice a month, until Feb. 4 in the spring semester, according to a bank statement. Graduate teaching assistants begin receiving paychecks in mid-September each academic year. Email exchanges reviewed by Spectator reveal that in mid-October an anthropology department administrator said Birkett’s application for a paid appointment as a teaching assistant, which Birkett had filled out on time in September, was deleted from the system because the boxes for both “Asian” and “white” were checked on an optional race and ethnicity form. The form is built for students to check only one of the options. In late December, however, Birkett’s department administrator said the application suddenly reappeared. During the process, Birkett said weeks went by without word about the late paycheck. The department administrator who dealt with graduate students’ finances went on leave for a few weeks, and Birkett said other administrators in the department did not know what was going on and would not connect them with the registrar’s office until late December. “I was emailing the department at the end of last semester because I couldn’t pay rent, because at that point I had just run out of money I had saved. I was like, ‘You need to pay me now and figure this out right away,’” Birkett said. Ashley Ashley Nagel, a second-year master’s student in the School of Engineering and Applied Science who recently published an op-ed in Spectator saying she has been paid late multiple times, received a stipend in 2013 that arrived on Nov. 19, instead of in September when it was supposed to, according to her Student Services Online account statement. “It just increases my stress a lot and interferes with how I feel my performance is academically.” —Ashley Nagel, SEAS Though Nagel did not know what went wrong, she and her department administrator were in email contact with the SEAS Office of Budget and Financial Planning for almost a month before she received her stipend. “It just increases my stress a lot and interferes with how I feel my performance is academically,” Nagel said of being paid late. Jessica Jessica Lee, a sixth year Ph.D. student in history, did not receive her stipend for this semester, which was supposed to come in January, until Feb. 24, according to her bank statement. Lee finished her five years of guaranteed funding from GSAS last year, but secured a teaching assistant appointment with an institute that would pay her a stipend. However, when Lee did not receive pay by the end of January, she reached out to an administrator in the institute and learned that the administrator who had promised her the stipend had taken a medical leave without telling anyone about her appointment. Emails reviewed by Spectator show that Lee was in contact with the history department, the institute, and the GSAS Office of Financial Aid for weeks before she received her stipend. “I don’t think anybody is maliciously withholding our paychecks, I don’t think it’s even that they’re disrespecting us,” Lee said. “I think that it’s just easy for things to fall through cracks, especially when you have such a broken-up, fractured system like this, and then it falls on the graduate student to put the pieces together.” Olga Olga Brudastova, a Ph.D. student in civil engineering, received her stipend for the spring semester of 2014 on April 4, instead of in January, according to her bank statement. Because Brudastova is an international student and did not have a social security number, Columbia created a dummy social security number for her file. However, Brudastova said that since the number belonged to another person, an error occurred in the process of her payment and she did not receive the money. Brudastova went to her department administrator when she had received the stipend, who figured out what had happened. Brudastova said the system was difficult to navigate even for the experienced administrator. “I was lucky to work with her on that, but even for her, a woman who’s been working here for quite a while, it’s a long time to figure it all out,” Brudastova said. Grievance procedure Seth Prins, a GWC organizer and graduate student in epidemiology, said the group hoped a union contract would include a grievance procedure to protect students from late pay. Prins also suggested that the contract include language making Columbia pay interest to students who are paid late. “It’s kind of a bread-andbutter contract issue, it’s exactly what the union should help to prevent and enforce,” Prins said. “If someone gets paid late then they would have a formal grievance procedure to pursue that, and the University would be contractually obligated to address it.” Prins pointed to language in the recent contract between NYU and its graduate student union, the only recognized private university graduate student union in the country, which says that graduate students must be paid on time and outlines a general grievance procedure that graduate students could follow “accompanied by a union representative” when paid late. The NYU contract does not award graduate students additional compensation for being paid late. In NYU’s grievance procedure, the graduate student first must try to work out the problem through discussion with the appropriate faculty member or administrator. If this does not work, the graduate student or union representative helping must send an account of the grievance to the dean of the appropriate school, who will make a decision. If the grievance remains unresolved, either party may appeal to the provost, and if the provost’s decision is unsatisfactory, either party may request arbitration, in which an arbitrator from the American Arbitration Association will make a decision. “The union would probably be able to gather information on the matter from the students affected and file a collective grievance with the university,” Chris Nickell, an organizer for NYU’s graduate student union, said in an email. “That’s what we at NYU can now start to do postratification that we weren’t able to do before we had a contract.” In Columbia’s case, however, it is also unclear how much a grievance procedure could aid the bureaucratic mistakes that lead to late payment. According to a department administrator in GSAS, the paperwork necessary for a student to be paid passes through three offices before being officially entered into the system at the Human Resources Processing Center, leaving ample room for mistakes. In addition, students may be paid late if they fail to fill out paperwork with the GSAS Office of Financial Aid on time. A spokesperson from the Graduate School of Arts and Sciences said that late pay is a rare issue, and often results from individualized problems. “The GSAS Office of Financial Aid considers the on-time payment of student stipends and salaries to be of utmost priority. In the very few instances in which students receive a late payment, it is typically for isolated, specific reasons, such as outstanding paperwork or late notification from a funding source,” the spokesperson said. However, GWC organizers and other graduate students maintain that late pay is a widespread and serious problem. “Everyone either has experienced late pay or knows someone who has experienced late pay,” Prins said. news@columbiaspectator.com EDITORIAL & OPINION PAGE 4 APRIL 16, 2015 Moving toward new Frontiers The 139th year of publication Independent since 1962 BY MALAYA SADLER CORPORATE BOARD MICHAEL OUIMETTE Editor in Chief SAMANTHA COONEY Managing Editor DANIEL FRIEDMAN Publisher MANAGING BOARD ELIZABETH SEDRAN Campus News Editor DEBORAH SECULAR City News Editor MIKHAIL KLIMENTOV Editorial Page Editor ANNE MARIE BOMPART Arts & Entertainment Editor KYLE PERROTTI Sports Editor ISAIAH THOMAS Head Copy Editor YOUJIN JENNY JANG Photo Editor JORDAN ASKIN Video Editor JENNA BEERS Design Editor EMMA VOLK Design Editor HANNAH JOSI Spectrum Editor KATIE MCMAHON The Eye, Editor in Chief KELLY FAN Digital Features Editor CAROLINE CHIU Director of Products & Engagement GENEVIEVE LEWIS Director of Events RACHIT MOHAN Director of Revenue SARAH ROTH Staff Director DEPUTY BOARD News Teo Armus, J. 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CORRECTIONS The Columbia Daily Spectator is committed to fair and accurate reporting. If you know of an error, please inform us at editor@ columbiaspectator.com. EDITORIAL POLICY For more information about our editorial policy, visit www. columbiaspectator.com/about. mikhail klimentov One simple request BY ASHLEY NAGEL Oh, Columbia, how do thee infuriate? Let me count the ways. There are hundreds of ways, big and small, that this University unnecessarily elevates the stress level of its students—I mean, higher than what one expects from squeezing thousands of the world’s most competitive students into a chunk of land one avenue wide and six blocks long in the city that never sleeps. But there is one specific, largely preventable, and hugely impactful way the University stresses me out, so at this moment I have but one simple request. Pay me on time. Pay your students on time. Make it your number one priority. Not all of us can afford to just sit around, work 20 hours a week, and wait three months for our first paycheck. I’m not working for the fun of it—I’m working to eat, to pay rent, to pay tuition. Let me count the number of my friends who are employed by Columbia and have struggled to get paid. Wait … I’m pretty sure it’s all of them. I mean literally. Like, the literal use of the term “literally.” 100 percent of my friends have had issues getting paid. Some of my friends laugh it off: “Oh, that’s just Columbia, what do you expect?” But this is my sixth year here (undergrad and master’s) and my 10th semester of worrying about getting paid. I’m not laughing anymore. What I expect is to be paid on time. I am embarrassed for the institution, because this would be professionally unacceptable anywhere else. Ph.D.s in particular tend to wait a long, long while after starting here before receiving their initial compensation. Furthermore, Ph.D.s and M.S. students have been known to groan loudly upon hearing the phrase “add comp”—additional compensations—a phrase that may be somewhat less familiar to undergraduates. When a teaching assistant is employed by a certain department, they are put on the semimonthly pay cycle. Oftentimes, the amount they are making is not substantial enough to pay for their living expenses, so they look for extra income. They become employed by a second department and after quite a kerfuffle, they are told that they will be paid through an add comp. An add comp requires the second department administrator or assistant to submit a request to the primary DA, which must be approved per paycheck almost two weeks before the pay date, before being checked off by human resources for final approval. Columbia, let me ask you... Why does every single paycheck have to be individually approved by both the primary and secondary DA or assistant if each paycheck is part of a semester-long contract? Why is that process not automated? Make room to take back the night BY MALLIKA WALIA Trigger Warning: This article discusses sexual assault. Today is Take Back the Night’s 27th annual Rally, March, and Speak-Out to reclaim TriggerMorningside Heights as a safe space, free of sexual and domestic violence for all. As a group dedicated to fighting sexual assault, we are glad to see that the ongoing and sometimes heated conversations regarding sexual assault, across both our campus and the nation at large, have spurred an honest effort to institute change. Students and policymakers have collaborated to demand safer spaces and more effective preventative and adjudicative policies. And yet, there’s still much more left to accomplish. Take Back the Night’s active efforts to include a wide array of voices and experiences have undoubtedly contributed to the immense strength of the movement. It’s imperative, though, to remember that while we are fighting to make the spaces in which we live and work free of violence, we must also make room in those spaces for healing. To echo Emma Arett (“Walking out of Butler,” April 15, 2015), we must remember to support survivors, who are at the very center of our activism efforts. I’ve been involved with Take Back the Night since my freshman year. In the two years I’ve attended the Rally, March, and Speak-Out, I’ve heard dozens of stories of assault, trauma, and recovery. In these stories, I’ve found solace. I’ve found a sense of purpose and conviction, both in my involvement and in my own experiences. There is an awe-inspiring amount of power in unity. It is in shared spaces such as the Rally, March, and SpeakOut that survivors and supporters can come together to reflect upon the uniqueness of our individual stories. It is here that we can safely express our fears and pains while also celebrating our and each other’s courage. It is here that we can reclaim our agency and heal ourselves, while simultaneously helping others to heal. As we make room for recovery, we must also make room for inclusivity. In my time as an activist, many peers have confided their stories of sexual assault to me. Through these stories, I have witnessed not only the true power of support and compassion, but also the ugly, invalidating If the pay amount is hourly and varies per pay period, why can’t the secondary DA tack on the extra pay without additional approval every single paycheck? The primary DA has no idea what’s going on in the student’s second job anyway. Why is it impossible to have an “emergency” post-deadline approval process so that students who are in economic hardship, who did NOTHING wrong, do not have to wait another two to three weeks to get paid because someone else screwed up? By the time the student is aware anything is wrong (two to three business days before the pay date if you obsessively check your my.columbia.edu like me), it’s far too late to fix things, because the DA approval deadline happened about eight business days previously. Why can’t there be a “tentative amount view-on-web” date earlier in the process so that problems can be resolved ahead of time? Or surely there is some other way to make the process more transparent to the student. Columbia, if your answer is “because that’s the way it is in Accounting and Reporting at Columbia” (the University’s horrendously inflexible web-based financial system, with which I am personally familiar, having worked as an administrative assistant myself ), then I would suggest that whomever the University contracted to put that system in place should be rehired to implement some long overdue upgrades. I want to see systemic solutions. In the mean time, however, could the admins, assistants, and HR people make some lists? I know you guys are nice people for the most part, but … add some calendar reminders? Use sticky notes? Do whatever it takes to guarantee students aren’t waiting a moment longer than they have to for their earnings. The comical upside to all of this is that the same bureaucratic mess, on rare occasions, works in the student’s favor. It can be forgiven if a student fails to report a mistaken few extra bucks as payback for the stress of delayed paychecks. Frustration with the administration also leads to a lack of loyalty to the University, meaning students are less willing to donate as alumni (a sentiment expressed by several alumni I know). The University’s carelessness is quite costly, although I can’t say that I’m particularly sympathetic. Pay your Ph.D.s, your post-docs, your Teaching Assistants, your work-studies, casual workers, lab assistants, research assistants, tutors, etc. on time. Give us one less stress factor so we can focus on dealing with all the other stressors at Columbia. The author is a second-year M.S. student in the School of Engineering and Applied Science, studying electrical engineering. She also completed her B.S. here in the same field in 2013. She is a Teaching Assistant for three undergraduate courses and is involved in the Engineering Graduate Student Council. consequences of sexual abuse. There is a twisted notion that one’s assault must meet certain criteria to “count.” Some even contend that a victim must react to such unspeakable violence in a specific, predetermined way, or it never happened. These are reductionist and exclusionary (not to mention nonsensical) viewpoints that fail to recognize the individuality of survivorship. There are no perfect victims. We cannot hope to progress as a society, or even as a campus, by refusing to acknowledge the various intricacies and complexities of all survivors and their experiences. We invite everyone to participate and share their stories. You all matter. You all deserve to be heard. You all deserve to heal. These are the core tenets that drive the Rally, March, and Speak-Out. We hope you can find ways to express yourselves, to heal yourselves, to love yourselves and each other, and to reflect on the strides we’ve made in our battles and recoveries. However, again, it’s imperative to ensure the safety of all participants throughout this event. Unfortunately, that’s sometimes easier said than done. For example, the presence of the New York City Police Department (they will be escorting the march) may be discomforting for some. While the NYPD is meant to ensure Since the November forum hosted by the Committee on Science in the Core, not much has been publicized about the pending remodeling of Frontiers of Science. The committee has been keeping remarkably quiet about their work, which will have an enormous impact on incoming Columbia College classes. After having sat through (all right, slept through) the course and attended the forum myself, I have a personal interest in what the committee plans to make of Frontiers. Perhaps it’s a twisted form of rubbernecking—after all, wrecks and their cleanup are fascinating. As witness to no small number of openly dozing students, myself included, I often sat in lecture and marveled, “I’m actually going into debt for this.” With an Ivy League bachelor’s degree going for $60,000, the modern American college student is paying for the degree and not the experience. All the same, that’s an absolutely miserable way to justify a four-credit course unpalatable to both science and nonscience majors alike, yet required for all. Ostensibly, the course provides two things: knowledge of “scientific habits of mind”— because, as we all know, critical inquiry and evidentiary argument is limited to the sciences— and exposure to multiple scientific disciplines. Instead, I came away with an arsenal of cocktail party trivia—assuming, of course, that people sipping gimlets would be willing to listen to the noises of a sexually receptive female frog, because that’s the extent of my knowledge of neuroscience. Don’t get how the two are related? Neither do I, to be honest. I also gained reassurance that I would not be studying science. This is where Frontiers is failing. The Core needs to pay attention to the course’s stakes: An entire class of first-years, green behind the ears, is first exposed to science at Columbia through a class that dumbs down the topics it teaches. And yet, for some reason, instead of nixing Frontiers and leaving the science requirement, the committee wants to keep Frontiers, a class warranting more eye rolls than active class participants. Why does the committee insist on keeping such a useless class? The committee members present at November’s forum spoke of needing to balance the curriculum’s depth and breadth. As it stands, the course lacks both. The jump cuts between topics and lecturers limited any possibility of meaningful understanding of the disciplines at hand. The topics themselves felt incredibly arbitrary, selected at random from a slew of pop-science headlines. Thus emerges a common complaint: “This isn’t real science.” That’s right, it isn’t. If it were, the course would be titled Introduction to Science, and that, in itself, is ridiculous. You can introduce biology, chemistry, paleontology, astrophysics—you can’t just introduce science. So the current title is fitting—we approach the frontiers of actual science, but we never quite make it there. Those of us waiting with bated breath for the committee to announce some sort of master plan for the future of Frontiers have heard nothing. What strange assemblage of quasi-scientific topics is taking shape behind closed doors? Has the committee already decided what Frontiers will look like next year based on its “prototype” models? And if they have, why haven’t they made a peep (or a croak) about it? The only good way to frame a course meant for all majors with a thousand different quantitative abilities would be to not have one. Why inflict Frontiers of Science upon an entire class of first-years? Let the pre-meds take their labs, and let the undecided put it off for a while as they test out potential majors. And for God’s sake, don’t assume that humanities students need to have science watered down for us. The author is a first-year in Columbia College and a former associate news editor for Spectator. the safety of the march and protect its participants from traffic, we recognize that their presence can be triggering. As always, there will be various, clearly visible student marshals and a student police liaison who can also address any concerns during the march. We hope the NYPD’s presence doesn’t deter you from joining us and we deeply respect the bravery it takes to participate under these potentially uncomfortable circumstances. Last year, I was a marshal at the front of the march, leading many of the chants. At some point, I remember turning around and being awestruck by the passion of those marching behind me. With each step, they reaffirmed exactly why I do this. I do this because, like many others, I do not and will not stand for sexual violence. I do this because survivors of all identities matter and every story deserves to be heard, acknowledged, and validated. I do this because I strive to provide survivors with a compassionate and supportive space to heal. I do this because, with each Rally, March, and Speak-Out, I too am healing. The author is a junior at Barnard College studying urban studies and political science. She is the media liaison for Take Back the Night. ethan wu / staff photographer A SPACE TO HEAL | Take Back the Night fights not only for an end to violence, but also to support survivors. EDITORIAL & OPINION APRIL 16, 2015 Walking out of Butler BY EMMA ARETT Warning: This article deals with issues of sexual violence. Here’s what it feels like when I get triggered. I feel like the bottom half of my body is melted ice cream, and all I can do is sink down to the ground. It’s physical. Spots where my attacker touched me burn hot and cold at the same time. I become unmoored— my mind floats away from my body. This is something that I fight every single day. Since November, I’ve learned how to manage it. I prepare myself. I script polite exits and practice my breathing. I’ve grown able to deal with hearing rape jokes on TV, and I don’t feel as winded when I read Internet comments that wonder why young women don’t just quit being so promiscuous. I’m very lucky to have supportive parents, great friends, and a wonderful Furman counselor—a system of people willing and able to help me deal with these emotions. But not everyone has the support to cope with triggers. And when triggered, not everyone has the same reaction as me. I’m not everyone. I am a lot of things. These things include: a Barnard sophomore, a dog lover, a terrible cook. But I’m not every Barnard sophomore, and even though I love “Kitchen Nightmares,” I cannot speak for every other terrible cook. I’m also a rape survivor. In November 2014, a stranger took me back to his apartment from a club and raped me. And yet, I am not every survivor. No Red Tape organizers are tireless, brave, and brilliant—they’re not only raising awareness of sexual assault, but also taking concrete steps toward creating a safer campus. While it’s still difficult for me to participate in their demonstrations, I am excited that there is a resource on campus that has been so successful in blending activism and advocacy. After Sunday night’s demonstration, though, I can’t help but ask: What the hell, guys? Projecting a reminder of my assault onto Low Library was not only triggering, but also felt very much like a betrayal. I turned to NRT after it happened last November, and I was grateful for its support. But Sunday’s demonstration left me with an all-too-familiar nausea. As a survivor, I forge a daily path toward recovery. I take refuge in small victories, small moments when my body feels like mine again, when my campus or my dorm room or even this city feels like a space where I can comfortably exist. The dress I was wearing that night stays at the graphic by alan smithee bottom of the laundry basket. A professor prefaces a particularly graphic reading with a “content alert.” If we’re at a party and I have a flashback, my friends will make sure I don’t leave alone. When I saw the flyers for the NRT demonstration, I assumed I could avoid it. It wasn’t something I wanted to confront on a Sunday evening, before a week packed with school and work. But there is a difference between a rally, for which I can prepare myself, and something I cannot avoid without gluing my eyes to the ground. When I see “RAPE HAPPENS HERE” projected onto Low, without warning, everything comes back up, no matter how hard I try to push it back down. I try to leave Butler and I am frozen. I try to be supportive but it feels impossible. “COLUMBIA HAS A RAPE PROBLEM,” but so do I—my rape problem is that I got raped. When you are a survivor, when you are carrying that weight, it’s dangerous to feel disconnected from the only community you’ve got. But NRT’s demonstration has left behind those who feel unsafe. It seems that there is not a middle ground here: Speaking up as someone who felt unsafe during this protest makes me look sympathetic toward an administration that’s working against me. Actions like this, however, demonstrate that NRT views me as another statistic, another number to put on the handout. If NRT were truly focused on making this campus a safer space, there would have been a more concerted effort to support survivors. Not everyone finds it empowering to be reminded of their experiences without a fair warning; other, less graphic slogans could have been chosen. I don’t know whether the pain I feel right now was taken into account when this projection was being planned. I don’t know how this projection served as a “survivor-centered solution.” I don’t know if it is fair to reopen survivors’ wounds in the battle to demand change. I certainly did not consent to being used against the administration. My painful memories are not bargaining chips. I do not represent every survivor, and NRT does not represent every survivor. If you are one of us, I hope someone reminds you that whatever your reaction to their demonstration was, it was not incorrect. If you walked past Low Sunday night and felt confused, ambushed, or alienated, you are not alone. I wish I were in a place where a projection like that could make me feel empowered. I’m not. As we continue to challenge the administration and demonstrate, I hope all advocates and activists bear in mind on whose behalf they advocate. I can only hope that if the goal is to advocate for survivors, activists will remain conscious of the diversity of our experiences, of our recoveries, and of our futures. The author is a Barnard College sophomore majoring in urban studies. In defense of narcissism, we’re all guilty of it S ometimes, I hate-read David Brooks’ columns. I’ll read them, knowing full well that I won’t agree with his arguments, I’ll think his conclusions are overly moralized tripe, and I’ll just come away more annoyed than when I started. So naturally, when I saw that The Guardian DANIEL published an interview with David Brooks, I felt GARISTO compelled to read it—maybe to confirm my own suspicions that he was an annoying moralistic Da n t h conservative, maybe because I was curious. The o log y Guardian quotes an excerpt from his new book, “The Road to Character,” where Brooks admits, “I am paid to be a narcissistic blowhard, to volley my opinions, to appear more confident about them than I really am.” I came away from the interview with a very different perspective on Brooks, a writer whose column in the New York Times I’ve read for years, whom I thought I knew. This was a self-effacing, acutely aware, and still poised side of Brooks that was a far cry from my image of him. I’d always imagined that the commanding, assured voice of moral authority behind Brooks’ columns matched the man. Anecdotes about being a socialist in college, wanting to “ram a knife” into a productive colleague’s neck, and the frank admission that being hated by millions made joining the Times the “six worst months” of his life didn’t fit the picture. This week, Brooks put out a lengthy column for the New York Times Sunday Review on what he called his “moral bucket list.” A fairly uncontroversial column by most standards, it revolved around Brooks’ humble assertion that he wanted to be a better person. And yet, vitriolic comments excoriated Brooks for being a conservative and for not using the space to attack the GOP. Commenters doubted that he was really a conservative, given the views he espoused. I had issues with it, as I do with most of Brooks’ columns. I don’t, for instance, believe that “eulogy virtues” are necessarily more important than “résumé virtues.” But with the Guardian interview in mind, I had a different perspective on his column. This was a piece Brooks knew would be torn to pieces by people who love to hate David Brooks and refuse to actually engage with his ideas. This was a piece from someone who deeply believes he is flawed and is willing to admit that to an audience of millions. It was not an infallible gospel that Brooks thought his readers would guzzle down. I’ve seen commenters in the past criticize Brooks for his narcissism and paid little heed to it. It makes sense—unlike most of his fellow high-profile columnists, Brooks frequently references personal details of his life. He is unusually emotionally and intellectually intimate, a fact made stranger by the hostility his readers have for him. Because of PAGE 5 his propensity to share and his ideological differences from his audience, Brooks has drawn claims of narcissism. On a fundamental level, publishing any column is a narcissistic endeavor. The presumption that your thoughts are worth sharing with hundreds of other people (Columbia students, for example), let alone millions of other people, relies on arrogance. To bring your own life into the picture and believe that your experiences are worth space on the page seems even more based in immodesty. As a result, many prominent columnists shy away from the personal, and especially from the intimate. Sometimes writers will put forth personal anecdotes to defend a claim—but that isn’t quite what Brooks does, and it doesn’t draw the kind of reproach he garners. Brooks is invested in an earnest conversation—even with the many readers who hate him. Often, he brings in nonessential details and thoughts to accomplish this. In “The Moral Bucket List,” Brooks includes a parenthetical: “(I’m a pundit, more or less paid to appear smarter and better than I really am).” The funny thing about Brooks is that he actually seems to believe this. It’s not a sardonic joke for the sake of irony—Brooks truly wants to inform his audience of this reality about himself. Yet, commenters didn’t connect with the admission. I suspect many felt as I initially did—that it was a deflection, a self-deprecation to ward off criticism. One of the top comments dismissed the very notion behind Brooks’ column: to be a better person. “Who’s got time for all of this tortured self-improvement?” “Most of us aren’t quite as self-involved as Brooks thinks we are.” “I can only imagine that Mr. Brooks is projecting.” While Brooks looks inward, most columnists and most people— myself included—look outward and draw on our experience as a prop to defend an argument. Our narcissism and belief in the importance of our views is cloaked by the issues we engage with. But this is nothing more than paralipsis. We do no more than add emphasis to ourselves and our own prestige when we write without acknowledgment of this fact. Narcissism is inescapable even if we’re not interested in introspection. Writing this column about Brooks is easily the most self-absorbed thing I’ve done all week, and I spent several hours this weekend applying to internships and worrying about my future. But I don’t think that has to detract from its value. So maybe we should take a leaf out of David Brooks’ book, and be honest with our narcissism. At the very least, we’ll be able to check that off our moral bucket list. Daniel Garisto is a Columbia College junior majoring in physics. He is a former editorial page editor for Spectator. Danthology runs every Wednesday. Ben and Viv, don’t waste your term BY JOE LUTHER AND CONNOR ROHAN Howdy, Columbia. Pleasure talkin’ to ya. Heard y’all students got a couple rascals over there, Ben Makansi and Viv Ramakrishnan, who recently won your Columbia College Student Council executive board election by running a satirical campaign. Well, we’ve got a bit of experiential knowledge and wisdom to bestow upon your feisty little kings, so buckle up, sit tight, and treat our word as law. On February 19, we were elected Georgetown University Student Association president and vice president without a legitimate platform or budget. Following an unprecedented satirical campaign, we somehow managed to garner 54.1 percent of the total vote by the final round of instant runoff voting. We assumed office on Mar. 21 and have been absolutely killing it ever since. But this isn’t about us. It’s your time to shine. Ben and Viv, I hope that you both realize what a unique opportunity this is. You’ve been elected to represent every individual enrolled in Columbia College while having absolutely no campaign promises to uphold. The expectations are low, institutional precedents are out the window, and you can easily deflect difficult questions by responding with a joke, a laugh, or a disarming smile. “Hey, that sounds like unmitigated liberation from the confines of yore!” you guys both probably said in unison and verbatim upon reading this. However, with your lack of responsibility comes responsibility—you have engendered an unprecedented moment in CCSC history where a permanent and positive cultural shift is within reach. You have the ability to set the tone in the room, whether that be in meetings with students, administrators, or fellow members of the CCSC, and in doing so, you set the tone for the entire organization. Do not take that lightly. We also don’t mean to shortchange you the impressive feat of winning any election. You won not because some enlightened message that you propagated hit a sweet spot in your constituents’ hearts, but because what you’re saying is different, it’s funny, and you understand rhetoric. That being said, don’t get sucked into the CCSC world and lose your roots. You’re about to be inundated with an incomprehensible bulk of information from the status quo ante—your task is to filter all of it through the satirical lens that made you so attractive in the first place, while casting a critical eye upon CCSC precedent. Remember: The success of satirical candidates is tethered to institutional dysfunction, so don’t get swept up in CCSC’s bullshit. Another tip: Carve out some time for yourself. If you don’t mark off a couple hours of “me” time in your calendar every week, you’re going to go nuts. Every second of every day from 9 a.m. to 12 a.m. is going to be in high demand, and the free 15 minutes or half hour that may pop up here or there is going to be spent answering emails. As satirists, I’m sure that you value thinking time in order to hone your craft. But one consequence, expected or not, of joining CCSC is no longer having time to think, IF you fail to take protective measures. The election of iconoclasts will invariably ruffle a few student government feathers. While your blank slate is critical in engaging students from all corners of campus, and helping them reimagine their relationship with student government, it’s imperative to work with those who already have institutional knowledge and experience. We discovered that some of the most committed and passionate student advocates on campus have been working within our student government for years. So just because you’re new and different, yadda yadda yadda, doesn’t mean that there has to be a purge. In fact, the best course of action may be to do just the opposite: Use this opportunity to give people the autonomy that they, as experts in their respective fields, need to make a difference. A bottom-up approach, in which the cabinet members drive the policy, is bound to pay more dividends than a president and vice president micromanaging from the top. Have faith in those that you work with, and they’ll have faith in you. While we appreciate that our one month of formal experience gives us the authority to dictate sage advice from our seat of wisdom, we recognize that we are not in uncharted territory. Across the country, it would appear that we are in a period of student-government upheaval. Georgetown, Harvard, and now Columbia have all witnessed the rise of satirical candidates, and maybe that’s a good thing. As Thomas Jefferson would have said if he were alive today, “the tree of democracy must be, from time to time, refreshed with the wit of satirists.” Satirical tickets can’t win year after year, but they can make a difference. Ben and Viv, you both have the opportunity to shape a student government which is engaging, responsive, hella tight, down-to-earth, and, gosh darn it, fun! Change the culture, preserve yourselves, keep CCSC in line, and be proud of the message that you’ve sent Columbia. In the brightest alcove of our office hangs a single piece of computer paper that reads, “It’s Just Student Government.” Hold that message dear, my friends, and don’t let it go. Now go kick some ass. P.S. And since we’re here, one last piece of advice: If start-up tech companies want to “sit down” with you, just ignore them. You’ll be happy you did. Joe Luther and Connor Rohan are the Georgetown University Student Association president and vice president. Luther is a junior majoring in government and minoring in psychology and sociology. Rohan is a junior majoring in government and English. NEWS PAGE 6 APRIL 16, 2015 About 300 students, faculty take to Low to call for higher minimum wage, better pay for adjuncts FIGHT from front page SPENCER COHEN / STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER FIGHT FOR $15 | About 300 students took to Low Steps to call for a higher minimum wage. “There’s so many adjuncts that I know who can’t make it. They’re going from school to school to school, working at 3 or 4 different schools, and they’re still below poverty wage,” Elizabeth Owen, TC ’01 and an adjunct professor at Teachers College, said. Owen, who serves as an adjunct because she is paying off her student loans, said that in each class, she teaches 40 to 50 students—each of whom pay more in tuition than she makes as her salary. “It’s not fair to the students,” she said. “We don’t have the time to give them. We don’t have the energy, we don’t have office hours, we don’t have an office to meet them in, we’re sponsoring their Master’s project and we don’t have the adequate time to put into it.” An adjunct professor at Barnard College—who asked to remain anonymous out of concerns for job security—said that the disparity between tuition and pay for adjuncts is upsetting. “I’m also a parent who’s paying for a kid to go to a prestigious university much like this one,” the adjunct professor said. “The disparity between what they charge me to send my kid to school and what I’m earning at the same time—it’s infuriating.” The adjunct professor said that the University fails to properly compensate the amount of work adjunct professors do, with wages or with benefits. “The people who do an enormous amount of teaching here are really independent contractors basically with no health insurance, no job security and so on,” the adjunct professor said. “We’re not really paid for anything really outside of the classroom time and there’s a lot more that goes on that we have to do, so I just think they’re not doing the right thing in the way that they treat adjuncts.” At the speakout, undergraduate students said they shared the concerns expressed by adjunct professors. “This is an issue for students, it’s an issue for professors and it’s an issue for anyone who cares about a better economy for everyone,” Ben LaZebnik, CC ’18 and an organizer with Columbia Fight for 15, said. In addition to undergraduate student organizers from the Fight for 15 movement, many of the protest’s attendees came from the CU Dems or fossil fuel divestment groups such as Barnard Columbia Divest for Climate Justice, which was formerly known as Barnard Columbia Divest. “Climate justice is impossible in a system that prioritizes profit over people,” CDCJ organizer Elana Sulakshana, CC ’17, said during the speak-out. “Communities devastated by poverty wages and mass incarceration are the most vulnerable to the effects of climate change. The fight for 15 is the fight for a livable planet.” For others, though, the movement holds a more personal meaning. “In high school, I worked in fast food and I didn’t think it was right to see my co-workers have to balance two jobs and have to work overtime in order to just barely make it,” Ja’da Young, CC ’17, said. “It’s important for students to get involved because a lot of us are also workers affected by this,” she added. “When we graduate as well we’re inheriting this economy, so it’s important to advocate for what we believe is right and what we want.” news@columbiaspectator.com New internal procedure with judicial board among proposed Rules of University Conduct revisions BY DANNY LI Spectator Staff Writer The University Senate rules committee released the first draft of revisions to the Rules of University Conduct on the USenate website Tuesday, three days prior to the sole town hall devoted to reviewing the proposed revisions. Following the town hall, the senate will vote on the proposed revisions at the May 1 plenary. The Rules of University Conduct provide disciplinary guidelines that apply to demonstrations. They are meant to balance the rights of free expression with the proper functioning of the University. The draft of revisions proposes a new internal procedure that transfers adjudicatory power under the Rules of University Conduct from deans and thirdparty hearing officers into the hands of a judicial board comprised of students, faculty, and administrators. While the revisions recommend drastic changes to disciplinary procedures, few revisions were made to the language defining the violations themselves. After repeated delays, this draft comes one month later than the original projected release date of March 14, which was announced at the Feb. 7 senate plenary. “There’s always some copy editing or last-minute review that we have to do,” rules committee co-chair Christopher Riano, GS ’07, said regarding recent delays. The committee quietly added the draft in the form of an internal link to the senate website’s event description for Friday’s town hall meeting on the proposed revisions. An email was sent out to subscribers of the USenate listserv announcing the release Wednesday morning. The committee also did not summarize the revisions contained within the draft for public analysis in any form, leaving students to compare the proposed draft to the existing rules on their own. Here are the proposed changes to consider before Friday’s town hall. Limited Changes to Violation Criteria The proposed revisions do not significantly alter the language used to describe violations. Students have long criticized the rules for failing to clearly distinguish between and define simple and serious violations of the rules. Students found responsible for serious violations may be subject to a number of more serious sanctions. The sweeping language used to define rule violations was seen by many students as a loophole administrators could use to arbitrarily punish protesters severely. To address these concerns, the committee deleted the violation that punishes students for aiding others in rule violations. Lacking a clear definition of what exactly constitutes an interference with University facilities, the entrance blockage violation has been cited by students as being particularly problematic. The current rules don’t specify how long a student must block a passageway before being charged with a violation, beyond distinguishing between “a very short period of time” for simple violations, versus “more than a very short period of time” for serious violations. The only proposed change made to the entrance blockage violation in the proposed revisions is the deletion of the word “very” in “a very short period of time.” Unclear Role of New Sanctioning Officer After the validity of charges has been determined, the revisions explain that the newly created position of sanctioning officer “shall have primary responsibility for the sanctioning stage.” However, inconsistencies in the draft’s language leave the exact authority and function of the sanctioning officer unclear. When describing the role of the new appeals board, the draft explains that the board is responsible for appeals “from decisions or sanctions imposed by the Rules Administrator or the University Judicial Board and may overturn, affirm, or lessen the sanction of the University Judicial Board.” The excerpt above does not attribute sanctioning power to a sanctioning officer, instead implying that this authority is given to the judicial board. New Internal Process Under the current rules, the rules administrator may refer students to either the informal Dean’s Discipline process or an external formal hearing, judged by a hearing officer, outside the purview of the University. The released draft proposes the replacement of these two adjudication processes by a single internal process that involves three new actors: a University Judicial Board, an appeals board, and a sanctioning officer. The move toward a single internal process addresses students’ concerns over Dean’s Discipline for its lack of procedural protections, explicit guidelines, and transparency. Judicial Board The five-member University Judicial Board judges the validity of all charges of rule violations and is comprised of at least one student, one faculty member, and one administrator. Members of the Judicial Board are appointed by the executive committee of the USenate. The two remaining spots on the board are left to the discretion of the executive committee. At the April 2 plenary, University Senator Marc Heinrich, CC ’16, urged the committee to fill the remaining two seats of the judicial board with a student and faculty member to avoid placing too much power in the hands of the administration. While the proposed revisions say that “no one of these groups may constitute a majority of the University Judicial Board,” they do not address Heinrich’s concern. Heinrich emphasized the importance of student and faculty representation on the board, especially given the dean-filled composition of the Appeals Board. New Sanctions Under the current rules, respondents charged with serious violations of the rules are sentenced to a minimum of suspension. In response to student concerns over the inflexibility of sanctions, the committee has proposed widening the array of sanctions available to the sanctioning officer. Respondents responsible for serious violations are subject to the full range of sanctions, which now include community service, removal from University housing, and University facility access restriction. Those found responsible for simple violations are also subject to these new sanctions, with the exception of expulsion, suspension, and the newly introduced sanctions “restriction from University employment” and “revocation of degree.” While sentencing guidelines have been broadened, the draft eliminates sanction definitions. The current rules provide descriptions of each possible penalty for rule violations. New possible sanctions are introduced without detailed definitions. Conflict of Interest Provision SAHIBA CHAWDHARY / FILE PHOTO A NEW RULE | The University Senate rules committee released the first draft of Rules revisions. The proposed appeals board, which can overturn, affirm, or lessen sanctions, would be comprised of three deans of a school or division. At the April 2 plenary, the committee explained that the proposed revisions would include a conflicts-of-interest provision that would prevent the dean of a student’s school from serving on their appeals board. While the released draft does contain a conflicts-of-interest provision, it does not explicitly refer to the appeals board. Rather, the provision would allow respondents who believe that any individual involved in the disciplinary process has a conflict of interest to request of the rules administrator that the individual be removed from the process. The respondent would make a similar request to the Office of the Provost if they believed the rules administrator had a conflict of interest. Despite efforts to mitigate bias, some students have expressed concern that any involvement in the adjudication process by deans would still present a conflict of interest. In addition, the proposed draft lacks a defined mechanism for replacing individuals who have conflicts of interest, simply saying that the rules administrator will “take steps to address the conflict in order to ensure an impartial process.” Appointment of Rules Administrator The draft proposes a subtle change to the appointment process of rules administrators. The revisions call for a rules administrator who is “appointed from the Office of the Provost.” This change may safeguard against student concerns of a rules administrator appointed from a dean’s office or any other administrative office that involves close interaction with students. Administrators who maintain relationships with students, such as deans, may have conflicts of interest when it comes to the application of the Rules of Conduct. Rights of the Respondent The released draft addresses concerns about the lack of explicit procedural and due-process rights for respondents by creating rights guidelines. The proposed revisions list rights guaranteed to respondents throughout the internal process, including the rights “to the presence of an Advisor throughout the process,” “to adequate time to review documents during and following the investigation,” “to refrain from making self-incriminating statements,” and “to introduce evidence into the record and call witnesses on one’s own behalf.” To address concerns about the inaccessibility of legal counsel, the draft also says that “the University will arrange for a volunteer attorney-advisor if the respondent so requests.” While the proposed guidelines do include a protection against self-incrimination for respondents, they do not extend the protection to witnesses, a concern students have raised in the past. Reserved Powers and President Authority The reserve clause in the current rules dictates that “disciplinary matters not specifically enumerated in these Rules are reserved in the case of students to the Deans of their schools.” This clause would be eliminated under the proposed draft, addressing concerns that such a clause gives administrators unchecked authority in disciplinary matters. However, the proposed revisions do not address criticism of presidential emergency authority. The draft upholds the University president’s “emergency authority to protect persons or property,” which some have interpreted as a blank check for presidential action. Protection for media When the rules committee summarized its proposed revisions at the April 2 plenary, Heinrich also called for a measure that would explicitly protect members of the press covering protests. “At a recent action, there was a warning given to members of the media, and I am very concerned about no protection,” Heinrich said at the time. “We can work out some system to figure out [who is press]. I agree there shouldn’t be a blanket protection, but that’s something that would certainly give me pause in voting for this.” These concerns are left unaddressed in the released draft. Future Discussions on the Rules The proposed draft dictates that the rules committee will assemble every four years to “facilitate a public discussion, engaging faculty, students, and staff, about whether revision to the Rules is merited.” news@columbiaspectator.com Weekend ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT • THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2015 • PAGE B1 ‘Past and Present Perfect’ combines modern, classical art BY KELSEY ABLES Spectator Staff Writer What’s the difference between a Manet and a Goya? Anita Shapolsky Gallery’s show, “Past & Present Perfect,” seeks to capture the lack of proficiency in art history, bringing together four artists of vastly different styles and varying mediums all under the idea of emulating the great masters and creating a new narrative out of something old. Featured artists include painters Russell Connor and Michael Dominick, sculptor Mark Gibian, and street artist Swoon. “Young people occasionally call it a ‘mash-up,’” Connor said of his paintings. They place well-known works of art together on the same canvas to generate a new narrative. Connor began as a student of renowned abstract expressionist Josef Albers. He then went on to discuss art on television from the Boston Museum. Afterward, he chose to depart from abstract expressionism, and instead began to copy from classical master painters. “I don’t pretend to be able to copy the technique of the masters. I mean, these guys are geniuses. I say the ideal viewing distance from my work is 3,000 miles from the original,” Connor said. While the idea of strict copying might sound boring, Connor is able to put his personality into these pieces. Of switching to this kind of painting, Connor said, “It let me to use a little humor which was missing from my abstract painting.” “I play with art’s popularity,” Connor said. He works mainly from pieces that would be known to anyone who has taken an introductory art history course, and hopes that viewers will recognize the paintings he uses but think, “There’s something wrong with it.” However, using mainstream art as a ground for copying has its complications. Art critics often comment on the practice of going to a museum, seeing the most famous piece in the collection, and leaving feeling ‘cultured.’ Charles Baudelaire was particularly known for this mindset. When asked if he shares this mindset and how he ILLUSTRATION BY TIFFANY FANG feels about this practice, Connor said, “Apart from Baudelaire’s righteous scorn for superficial art masterpiece worship, there is much to be said for focussing on one work at a time. As Leonardo [da Vinci] told us, ‘Art is a mental thing’ and serious art can reward study of its symbols, its references, and its influences as much as its color and design.” This thoughtful approach is a rarity in the digital world of fleeting, endless images. Connor also posed the question: “What would Baudelaire say about the practice of shooting a quick selfie with a ‘mainstreamed’ work instead of spending time with it and asking questions?” As for the widespread “lack of proficiency in art” Connor says, “We still have difficulty telling a Manet from a Goya. ... That gives me a kind of playground where I can work and enjoy myself.” And he certainly does enjoy himself. One of the works featured in the show, “Hands Off The Polish Rider,” makes a joke of the attribution issues surrounding the “Polish Rider,” a work typically attributed to Rembrandt. When he heard that Rembrandt’s claim on the piece was being questioned, “I sprang to his defense. ... It’s a joke with some serious intent behind it because it has to do with attribution.” Connor made this painting of Rembrandt working on the “Polish Rider,” made up a story of how it was discovered that Rembrandt did indeed make the piece, and even went as far as to publish the story in the New Yorker. Beyond humor, these works really play with the relationship between the past and the present. In “Playing With The Big Boys,” Connor depicts Picasso at work on “Les Demoiselles d’Avignon.” This is a young Picasso, pictured at about the age he would have been at the time he made Les Demoiselles. “He looks very different from the Picasso we all know,” Connor said. Connor’s “War and Peace” brings recent history and art history together. He combines Manet’s SEE PAST, page B2 WEEKEND PAGE B2 Best of APRIL 16, 2015 Art Galleries While tourists and native New Yorkers alike would undoubtedly agree on the cultural significance of famous art museums like the Metropolitan Museum of Art or MoMA, the city is home to many equally compelling galleries that are often overlooked. These galleries are only a sampling of the various smaller venues that boast experimental, thought-provoking art as worthy of your time as any Monet. —AFRODITE KOUNGOULOS Hauser & Wirth Gallery Matthew Marks Gallery With outposts in Zurich, London, and Somerset as well as in New York, Hauser & Wirth aspires to spotlight up-and-coming contemporary artists. The now-famous Ida Applebroog and Louise Bourgeois displayed their work at Hauser & Wirth, both pioneers in the art world who believed strongly in discussing themes of politics, violence, gender, and sexual identity through visual art. More current artists like Monika Sosnowska continue to challenge the definition of traditional art and painting, displaying sculptures that deal with time and space after simple paint and canvas began to feel constraining. Part of Hauser & Wirth’s success is due to its hesitance to confine art only to paintings—the huge sculptural installations allow viewers to more fully immerse themselves in the art. Though the gallery also has two other location in Los Angeles, the Matthew Marks Gallery was largely responsible for transforming Chelsea into the art hub it is today. With a 9,000-square-foot, two-story gallery space, the gallery specializes in Its 1991 “Artists’ Sketchbooks” exhibition included works by the famed Louise Bourgeois, Cy Twombly, and Jackson Pollock. More modern artists who also showed work at the gallery include photographers Nan Goldin and Andreas Gursky, as well as painter Jasper Johns. Part of the gallery’s great reputation stems from owner Matthew Marks, whose tenacity and serious appreciation of the arts attract many artists. ILLUSTRATION BY WENDI LU On Stellar Rays Gallery The On Stellar Rays Gallery takes its name from a ninth-century text by Iraqi philosopher and poet Al-Kindi called “de Radiis” (“on Rays”). The poem explores ideas of Greek philosophy and physics, specifically how astral rays affect our perception of the physical world. Exhibits on display, like Athanasios Argianas’ “Swimmer’s Arms Are Oars,” indicate a similar sense of Mary Boone Gallery redefining and pushing the boundaries of the physical. Argianas’ minimalist sculptures—as well as past exhibits featuring computer-designed graphics and video installations—make thoughtful nods to their historical predecessors. However, the use of multimedia and technology keep On Stellar Rays’ offerings standing on the cutting edge of the art world. Founded in 1977, the Mary Boone Gallery in SoHo was dedicated to showcasing the work of promising young artists. It expanded to the truck garage across the street in 1981 after two successful artists who had shown at the gallery achieved international recognition, then later moved up to Fifth Avenue and 57th Street, plus expanding to another Chelsea garage after SoHo became less of the artistic hub it used to be. Some currently recognizable big names in art jump-started their careers at the Mary Boone Gallery—one of the most notable being Roy Lichtenstein, who displayed his “Mirror Paintings” of the 1970s there. Other big names represented included Jean-Michel Basquiat, Jeff Koons, and Barbara Kruger, but the gallery boasts an equally diverse spread of new artists, staying true to its original mission. Exhibit crosses genres via sculpture, painting, graffiti PAST from front page COURTESY OF BALLET HISPANICO HERITAGE | By combinig traditions, the group is able to redefine boundaries and celebrate what it means to be a modern Latino or Latina. Ballet Hispanico to capture modern Latino culture through dance BY CAUVERI SURESH Spectator Staff Writer In their 2015 season at The Joyce, Ballet Hispanico is once more pushing the boundaries of common conceptions of Latino movement, dance, and culture. Explaining his intent going into this season, Artistic Director Eduardo Vilaro said the company works to “deepen awareness of Latinos and Latino artists with works that reflect the cultures of the artists.” Program A, running April 14 to 19, is a mix of new works and returning crowd-pleasers, all commenting on “the new millennia of Latino—what is Latino dance, what are Latinos thinking about,” Vilaro said. “I continuously look to have the art develop a dialogue about not only dance, but Latino culture.” Vilaro describes the piece, choreographed by Rosie Herrera, as an exploration of the experience of the modern Latina woman. “In ‘Show.Girl.,’ which is a New York premiere, this young Cuban-American choreographer is celebrating a work that speaks to Latina identity and also the struggles Latinas have in a male-dominated world,” he said. Kimberly Van Woesik, who has been with the company since graduating college four years ago, felt the piece dealt with important aspects of being a woman today. “We’re representing women, how women are portrayed, the things that are demanded of women in our society,” she said. “And then we’re also representing how we feel because those stigmas are placed on women—how do we deal with that, how do we face that, how do we suppress those moments when you just want to scream because you’re expected to do all these things. We are always on, women are always expected to be doing something.” Company member Christopher Bloom found that he underwent a similar process when working on the world premiere of Miguel Mancillas’ “Conquer.” The piece is an exploration of the animalistic side of humans that we often ignore or repress but which, as Mancillas shows, can teach us more about the way we interact with our world, specifically in understanding the need to conquer other places and peoples. “The movement came quickly. He would show it to us and that would come. And then it was drawing out things that we don’t acknowledge very much,” Bloom said. “He’s interested in looking at human beings and reducing them to animal instincts dichotomized with our rational thoughts. It was a process of convincing yourself to go to places that were uncomfortable, interpreting very human movements through the instincts of an animal. And again, he was interested in, ‘How genuine can it be? How much can it not be put-on, but how much can it come out?’” Mancillas worked with the dancers to achieve an emotional vulnerability that allowed them to delve deeper into the idea of approaching the world using instinct and reason in equal measure. “I feel like we can listen to the body and understand much more about what is around us,” he said. “Sometimes we forget the animalistic side of humans and we don’t listen to instinct. Because of that, we destroy a lot of things because we don’t think we are like animals. The body really understands much more, I think.” The program finishes with “El Beso,” choreographed by Gustavo Ramírez Sansano, described by Vilaro as a fun, celebratory way of looking at an aspect of Latino culture: the kiss and its many iterations. Program B, running April 21 to 25, is the Joyce premiere of Ramírez Sansano’s reinvention of “Carmen,” called “CARMEN.maquia”. “It’s Picasso-themed so the design elements are starker, everything is in black and white like someone was drawing with a pencil,” Vilaro said. “We remove the red, the ruffles, the iconic, and allow the movement and dance vocabulary to develop the characters and develop the story.” “I’m obsessed with Gustavo’s vision and his creativity and musicality. It’s such a masterpiece and I’m so humbled to be able to perform it,” Van Woesik said. This premiere, marking Bloom’s first time in a leading role, was an opportunity to find his voice in a role that has been played by many. It was also another instance of Ballet Hispanico’s commitment to creating genuine movement and emotion. “It had been done in the past and I could have easily sat there and watched the video, and mimicked the previous Don José, the original Don José,” Bloom said. “Gustavo’s guidance was, ‘No, do this role your way. Take experiences from your life and build it based on who you are and build this character off yourself so it can be most genuine.’ His goal is for the emotional aspects of the work to really be generated from inside of us as opposed to deciding on a character and playing that character. He wants it to come from a very authentic place.” cauveri.suresh@columbiaspectator.com “A Bar at the Folies-Bergère” and Picasso’s “Guernica” creating an image of an apathetic looking bartender standing before a gruesome image of war. “She represents us and the idea of going on living happily while around us somewhere else in the world people are dying unnecessarily,” Connor said of the newly contextualized woman in the peace. He made the work after the Bush administration instructed everyone to keep living normally despite the invasion of Iraq. In his “The Docent” series, Connor employs “Girl With A Pearl Earring” as a museum docent. “Girl With A Pearl Earring” has been called the “Mona Lisa of the North.” This inspired Connor to first introduce “Girl With A Pearl Earring” to the Mona Lisa. From there he placed the “Girl With A Pearl Earring” in galleries around the world. When choosing paintings to place her with, Connor said he said he wanted “what kind of painting might need an explanation.” He then said, “I put her in front of a Kandinsky at the Guggenheim and I’m anxious to hear what she has to say about it but I guess I never will hear.” “These are really just fantasies about art history possibly with a little wit now and then,” said Connor. These fantasies capture the show’s theme of past and present as he brings works from long ago together in a way that creates a dialogue about contemporary issues. In Gallery 2 of the show, the other artists also look to their predecessors for inspiration. Michael Dominick uses oil, molten iron, white-gold leaf, and charred paper to create abstract images. Citing Kant, Duchamp, Kandinsky, Yves Klein, and Pollock to name a few, Dominick relies heavily on randomness to transform “the chaos of experimental foundry practice ... into visual poetry.” His work has a psychology to it and seems reminiscent of the automatic writing habits of the surrealists. “I am fostering the creation of art that would not be possible if left solely to rational human cognition.” Mark Gibian brings together nature and industry with metal sculptures that are “abstract, and evocative of natural forms.” With the help of engineers and architects, Gibian has done large scale works that can be seen around the world. The titles of his works like “Contrapposto” and “Venus” carry a sense of historical nostalgia Street artist Swoon is interested in the relationship between people and their built environments. She places screen printed and paper cut out portraits on urban buildings. Swoon’s art looks to Indonesian fabric design and German and Japanese woodblock prints for inspiration. “Past and Present Perfect” runs until June 13, 2015 at Anita Shapolsky gallery at 152 E 65th St, New York, NY 10065 arts@columbiaspectator.com WEEKEND APRIL 16, 2015 PAGE B3 All the feels: the disonnect between Internet and emotions T COURTESY OF FLOWERS GALLERY AWKWARD | The artist, who has cerebal palsy, seeks to make viewers challenge their preconceptions by representing herself in an “awkward” manner. Lucy Jones challenges beauty standards through self-portraiture BY KELSEY ABLES Spectator Staff Writer In a world of ideals, being called “awkward” can seem isolating and insulting, but artist Lucy Jones looks at awkwardness as the norm rather than the exception. “I think I pick up on how awkward it is to be human,” Jones said of her work. On the Upper East Side of Manhattan, Flowers Gallery is showing eight of Jones’ selfportraits. The show is named after one of the eight pieces in the show, “How did you get on this canvas?,” which features two side-by-side images of Jones capturing what the press release calls “conflicting versions of herself.” “It’s very striking and very indicative of where she is at this moment,” curator Brent Beamon said. According to Beamon, a number of works were selected due to “the colors, the palette that she used, and even representing certain time periods in her life.” The colors Jones uses are captivating, even overwhelming. Jones compares herself to Matisse in that she does not use color symbolically. “I often use complementary colors and the tones of each color are very important in my work,” Jones said. The show spans 25 years of Jones’ life and traces her evolution as an artist. “Early on when I was using myself, I would only ever paint the top half of me and I didn’t really like looking at myself in the mirror. It took me a few years to bring together the two halves of me—the very sorrowful half and the more contented half,” Jones said. Jones has cerebral palsy, but it has not stopped her from spreading her art and ideas across continents. The progression of Jones’ disability is visible in her portraits. In “Lucy Jones with Her Walking Stick” and “Standing Alone,” Jones depicts herself with a cane. Later, in “Wheelie,” she depicts herself standing beside a wheelchair. However, Jones does not depict herself relying on these devices. In “Standing Alone,” she is not even touching the cane. Rather, they are used as symbols. “[Her cerebral palsy is] a part of who she is and her life. ... It definitely informs her work. ... I don’t like to say disability because I don’t think that [Jones] necessarily likes that term,” Beamon said. On the nature of this content, Beamon said, “It is a sensitive subject matter because you don’t know how people might react to it. They might think that it is awkward, as she says the ‘awkward beauty,’ but they might be too focused on the awkward nature of it and not find beauty in it. ... I think when people come in it’s all about their own life experience and that would inform how they react to her work.” On the surface, Jones’ self portraits are simple in content, often just a figure standing before a solid colored backdrop, but they are packed with emotion. “I think the fact that they are her up there, they are not a fictitious person, and they are not of someone else, it’s the actual artist that’s creating the self portrait—I think that ... has a lot of weight to it,” Beamon said. Another layer of emotion is added in how Jones addresses the viewer. “There is a painting called ‘You’ where I’ve used mirror writing on the canvas, so people have to work out what I’ve written. It says, ‘Who the hell are you?,’ which is me confronting the people who are looking at the painting,” Jones said. Jones uses text more frequently in her later works. She does not just add text to a painting but rather does so as to emulate what text looks like in a mirror. “I ... use the mirror writing to be awkward because I am profoundly dyslexic and it makes it harder for the viewer to read. The dyslexia is about the unseen difficulties that the outside world can’t see, whereas they can see the physical difficulties,” Jones said. Jones’ self portraits are honest. They do not hide from the “awkward,” the uncomfortable, and encourage viewers to challenge their preconceptions. “There is so much imagery about the idealistic figuration in the world. I would like people to pause and think about the awkward and see the beauty in that,” Jones said. These self-portraits by Lucy Jones are on view in “How did you get on this canvas?” at the Flowers Gallery at 529 W. 20th St., New York, NY 10011 until May 9. kelsey.ables@columbiaspectator.com his week, I learned that “TFW” is Internet slang for That Feel When. As in, “TFW you rush to Chipotle only to find that they JUST closed 5 minutes ago ...” SALLY Apart from making me feel GAO old and out of the loop, this In Modern neologism inspired some reflection on the host of feelingsPar l ance themed expressions that have come into vogue. A nostalgic picture that crops up on Facebook might prompt you to comment, “So many feels!”; a very sad movie kicks you “right in the feels”; when somebody tells you an anecdote, you might say compassionately, “I know that feel.” All of these expressions either call for empathy or express it. Nowadays, it’s not only important that we have feelings—it’s equally important that others share our feelings. Compare TFW to the older but very similar-looking abbreviations FTW (for the win) or WTF (what the fuck)—expressions of exultation and exasperation, respectively, but not an invitation to empathize. Like “turn down for what” (which is another prime example of the kind of Generation Z-speak that I was belatedly aware of and would never actually use myself ), “That Feel When” is slightly ungrammatically correct, short for “that feeling when.” I think there’s something appealing about the word “feel” or “feels” as opposed to “feelings.” “Feels” evokes the present tense verb, suggesting that whatever you’re experiencing is active, immediate, heart-squeezy. The top definition for “feels” on Urban Dictionary is “a wave of emotions that sometimes cannot be adequately explained.” “Feels,” then, are stronger than feelings. When we have feels, we want to reach out to others, either to seek reassurance that they can relate to our experiences or to assure them that we relate to theirs. When scrolling through Yik Yak, I’ll often smile at a funny or clever post, but those I actually upvote are rarer—they’re the ones that I personally find true. People say that social media is where we go to show off. That may be the case, but more and more often, it’s also where we go to show solidarity. Take the Columbia University Class Confessions page on Facebook, which has already received almost 4,000 likes since it was created a month ago. Class Confessions is all about kicking us right in the feels, and if that’s all it takes to get the Columbia community to support and be more understanding of their financially struggling schoolmates, then that’s a great thing. However, it’s possible that phrases like TFW also trivialize feelings or replace our feelings with stock expressions. There’s something slacktivist about showing solidarity by pressing “Like” on every post on the Confessions page, and I wonder if FLIP’s fundraising efforts, though successful now, will see declining enthusiasm once the Confessions page is replaced by the next happening thing. We may believe that our feels are sincere, but phrases like TFW are so easy to detach from that the danger of spreading them too thin very much exists. Sally Gao is a Columbia College senior majoring in English. In Modern Parlance runs monthly. Columbia alumna, comedian Grace Parra discusses talk shows, diversity in late-night TV BY AFRODITE KOUNGOULOS Columbia Daily Spectator Afrodite Koungoulos: Could you speak to your experience in organizations while you were at Columbia? I’m interested in hearing about how you got into comedy. Grace Parra: Yeah! Comedy was the very first thing I found at Columbia. I remember mostly the first week that I was there, there were auditions for the improv troupe. I was like, ‘Oh, I don’t think I’ll get this, but this is amazing.’ Once you’re in an improv show, you’re in it for all four years, so I was so lucky that my extracurricular life at Columbia was defined very early on by that one audition. It was the greatest thing, not only for my time at Columbia but also afterward, it was with me. And then the Varsity Show happened—I forget the timeline, but I want to say that a couple months right after that. AK: Did you have any sort of strong interest in comedy before you came to Columbia? What sorts of things did you do in high school? Or did you find it more strongly after you came to school here? GP: I definitely found it most strongly at Columbia. Columbia was when I was like, ‘I have to do this as a career; this isn’t just a side project.’ I went to an all-girls Catholic school for high school, and I think when you’re in a structure that’s all women like that, especially in a high school setting, girls end up taking the roles that are traditionally female or traditionally male. Every school is going to have the jock and the bad boy, the goody two-shoes, the court jester. I was never a popular kid but I remember there being a popular girl, and I was maybe like a freshman, who early on identified me as funny… So I fell into that role, but I wasn’t doing comedy in high school. I did a lot of theater for sure, but not improv. AK: Could you speak to your work post-grad? Like the ‘Really Late Morning Show’? GP: So the ‘Really Late Morning Show’ is a live talkshow that I did in LA for many years with one of my dear friends, Paul Light... That was really my way of being like, ‘I know I want to be a late night talk show host. And I don’t know how people do that, but I’m just going to do that myself because I’ve got this amazing co-host and friend and we have the resources’—which is not financial, by the way, it’s more like being able to email a bar and say, ‘Hey, can we do a show at your shitty bar?’ and they’ll be like, ‘Yeah of course, that’s fine.’ We did the show for many many years at the back of a shitty bar in Hollywood, but that’s really where I cut my teeth. AK: What drew you to this idea of doing late-night TV? You’re currently doing ‘White Guy Talk Show’ and I would love to hear more about your experiences with that and where the appeal for you is in talk shows as a comedic genre? GP: My first professional experience with working as an assistant at Conan… One of the main things is the transitory nature of late night, where every day is a new show and requires you to be tapped into what’s going on in the zeitgeist and in culture and the world. I think there’s a real appeal because there aren’t a lot of women in late night. I was always challenged by the idea of doing something that other people weren’t… Daytime tends to be more stoic and presentational in nature, but late-night is just silly, and I really am drawn to silly and absurdist humor. AK: There’s sometimes a tendency for people to COURTESY OF FUSE TV IMPROVISATION | Parra credits joining an improv group during her time at Columbia with helping jump-start her career in the comedy world. get up in arms about humor, where it’s like, ‘Oh, we can’t attack white guys!’ So I’m curious to see if you’ve gotten any kind of backlash from people about this. GP: You know what, no, I don’t think so. There are a few tweets that come up every now and then where somebody will be like, ‘White Guy Talk Show? What’s next?’ Most people I think are kind of tickled by it, which is how we felt about it. It’s not saying, ‘Down with the white man,’ or ‘White guys suck,’ you know? It’s calling out the certifiable fact that most late-night talk shows historically have been and presently are hosted by white guys. To do a late-night talk show that isn’t hosted by a white guy and whose ideology is about promoting diversity, with a title that’s wry... people think, ‘Oh, I get it; that’s great that you’re calling it out,’ which tends to be the reaction we get. afrodite.koungoulos@columbiaspectator.com WEEKEND PAGE B4 Flipside Guide APRIL 16, 2015 WHERE IT’S AT Time: Various Place: AMC Theaters Cost: $15 Rating: »»»« COURTESY OF DANIEL LANDIN BIONIC | While Domhnall Gleeson is the big-budget star, newcomer Alicia Vikander convincingly balances between human and bot. ‘Ex Machina’ Film puts arthouse spin on classic sci-fi flick BY MARLEE FOX Spectator Senior Staff Writer WHERE IT’S AT Time: Various Place: 10 Lincoln Center Plaza Cost: $15 Rating: »»»« COURTESY OF DOGWOOF CREATIVE | Tcheng humanizes the fashion industry by depicting its workers. ‘Dior and I’ Frederic Tcheng’s film a realistic depiction of struggle, legacy, success As far as fiction goes, perhaps no trope is older or more natural than the classic monster story. From Medusa to Voldemort, legends of beings that are just a few degrees from human have haunted and mystified campers and moviegoers alike for thousands of years. But while werewolves and vampires trace their roots back to days of old, there’s a different kind of monster specific to the last 50 years or so, one that has managed to raise even more questions about the definition of humanity and its implications: the robot. Humanoid robots have been the subject of a whole canon of films and literature over the past few decades, and Alex Garland’s new film, “Ex Machina,” is perhaps the newest addition to the list. The film follows Caleb (Domhnall Gleeson), a young programmer at Bluebook (the film’s version of Google) who wins a corporate lottery. The prize is a week with Bluebook’s founder and computer genius Nathan (Oscar Isaac) at his remote mountain estate. Upon his arrival, Caleb learns the true purpose of his visit when Nathan reveals his latest undertaking, the creation of artificial intelligence, and casts him as the human component in a Turing test to determine whether or not he has truly succeeded. Over the course of the 108-minute film, Caleb engages in a series of interviews with Nathan’s masterpiece: a svelte, endearing automaton named Ava (Alicia Vikander). While Caleb’s task is in no way simple, it gets even more complicated when Ava, taking advantage of a mysterious power outage that disables Nathan’s surveillance equipment, warns him not to trust his human host. Ultimately, Caleb will have to choose between his two companions and, surprise surprise, decide which one is more human than monster and vice versa. As a whole, “Ex Machina” is sleek and cerebral, with little action or outright conflict up until the very end. Instead, the film revolves around its stunning visual effects and well-crafted dialogue. Since there are only three speaking characters in the film, practically all dialogue falls into one of two conversations: Caleb and Nathan, or Caleb and Ava. Of the two exchanges, the second is significantly more interesting. Despite her co-stars’ comparative fame, Vikander is the real standout of “Ex Machina.” The film’s entire premise depends on her ability to convince the viewer of Ava’s humanity, and she succeeds with flying colors. Delivering each line with a coolness that is equal parts chilling and charming, she encompasses the conflict between man and machine. Visually, Ava is clearly a machine— her transparent torso reveals her blinking circuitry, and her body whirrs as she moves. Yet her flashes of insecurity, humor, and curiosity betray flickers of humanity that allow her to pass the most important Turing test of all: that of the audience. While Caleb tests Ava, we’re testing her, too, and it’s essential to the film that she pass. As a consequence of her achievement, every minute without Vikander on screen feels like a minute wasted. When Caleb is not interviewing Ava, he’s drinking or hiking (or both) with Nathan, throwing around heavy-handed banter that feels more like a Contemporary Civilization discussion post than anything else. (It’s hard not to roll your eyes when Caleb looks out over a rushing waterfall, vodka in hand, and mutters, “I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”) For all its triumphs, “Ex Machina” is unable to strike a perfect balance between showing and telling and ends up trying to do a little too much philosophizing for its spectators. While it may not be perfect, “Ex Machina” has almost certainly carved out a place in the science fiction canon. Stylish and surprising, it manages to nod to predecessors such as “I, Robot,” “A.I.,” and “Her” while maintaining its own identity in the lineup. In the end, “Ex Machina” manages to bring something new to the conversation, and that alone makes it worth seeing. “Ex Machina” is currently playing at AMC Loews Lincoln Square. marlee.fox@columbiaspectator.com BY ANTONIA GEORGIEVA Spectator Staff Writer Spring is in the air, and Dior fashion house is on the verge of a momentous transformation. After a scandal involving the dismissal of the house’s former creative director John Galliano about a year prior, the whole fashion world has its eyes fixed on the first haute couture collection by the newly appointed creative director Raf Simons. Deemed a modern minimalist designer, Simons has been met with a great deal of skepticism by many in the fashion industry—no one expects him to be able to step into the shoes of the founder of the iconic brand so well. Fashion enthusiasts worldwide are holding their breaths in anticipation of his crucial first impression. That was the spring of 2012 and, luckily for us, the same pivotal moment in which Dior decided to open the doors of its iconic atelier to filmmaker Frédéric Tcheng. The result is the young French director’s latest work, “Dior and I,” his first attempt at solo directing. A 2007 graduate of Columbia Film School, Tcheng is no stranger to the fashion world—his previous projects include fashion documentary films such as “Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has to Travel” and “Valentino: The Last Emperor”—but “Dior and I” is perhaps the strongest example of Tcheng’s sensitive eye for tension, detail, and storytelling. Raf Simons was appointed to the position of creative director just eight weeks before the Dior fashion show, giving him an almost impossibly small amount of time to complete his introductory collection. Tcheng does a great job of capturing the pressures that everyone involved ostensibly felt. The film portrays the elaborate creative process at every level: from the original idea through the first line on the page to the last pin in each dress or suit. We see Simons’ unconventional process of coming up with the designs— he merely relates his ideas to a team of designers, each of whom draws and presents sketches for Simons to choose from—and then it’s all in the hands of the seamstresses, while the rest of the team is concerned with finding and decorating the right venue. Tcheng devotes a great deal of time to depicting the men and women who physically assemble the spectacular collection. The Dior premières, or head seamstresses, are perhaps under the same amount of pressure that the creative director is, if not more. They not only manage their team but also somehow balance the intense demand to adhere to the deadlines for the collection and uphold the high quality and standard of Dior before their private clients. In effect, Tcheng humanizes the high fashion industry by highlighting the people whose immense devotion to their dream occupation brings these haute couture designs to life. Finally, “Dior and I” handles the idea of legacy by expounding on the relationship between past, present, and future. Simons, who represents the future of the fashion house, finds himself challenged not only to complete a collection from scratch in just eight weeks, but also to be conscious of the immense tradition he inherits by doing so. Tcheng guides the viewers through footage from the 1956 memoir “Christian Dior & I,” which is sometimes artfully projected on a toile, meaning “dress gown” in French and also serving as a colloquial term for “movie screen.” By reminding his viewers of the company’s genesis, Tcheng is able to illustrate just how high the stakes were for Simons with the ghost of Dior past constantly overhead. In their accomplishments, both Simons and Tcheng have managed to honor history while creating it themselves. “Dior and I” opens in select New York theaters on April 10th. antonia.georgieva@columbiaspectator.com WHERE IT’S AT Time: Various Place: 1634 Broadway Cost: $85 Rating: »»« COURTESY OF JOHAN PERSSON HEADLESS | The production is split into two three-hour plays, one of which details Anne Boleyn’s rise, the other her downfall. ‘Wolf Hall’ Royal Shakespeare Company offers dynamic interpretation of novels BY KALLY PATZ Spectator Senior Staff Writer A network of crisscrossing metal bars looms over the Royal Shakespeare Company’s two-part adaptation of Hilary Mantel’s awardwinning novels “Wolf Hall” and “Bring Up the Bodies.” Placed in another production, a series of cubes hanging over the stage might be overlooked. But when speaking of King Henry VIII and his wives, metal bars can only suggest cages. And as our gaze travels upward, we can’t help but ask the irresistible question: Who’s the next body? Split into two three-hour plays—one detailing Anne Boleyn’s rise, the other her fall—the Royal Shakespeare Company’s production is an epic event. But the nearly six hours Mike Poulton’s script requires isn’t wasted. By spending time in little, insignificant moments, the play manages to remove the veil of mysticism and power cloaking the grand players in the history of King Henry’s court. A shorter production would risk losing the play’s best moments—chats by the fireplace, pranks on the king’s messenger, gossip between ladies in waiting—in favor of broad gesturing and summation. Viewed from the perspective of Thomas Cromwell (Ben Miles), an ambitious but inconsequential lawyer at the edge of court life, the main events of Anne Boleyn’s (Lydia Leonard) rise to King Henry’s (Nathaniel Parker) favor take place in the shadows. Historians and novelists have painted dozens of masks upon Boleyn in attempts to explain how exactly she managed to push King Henry’s first wife aside. She has been called the guileless seductress, the victim of powerful family figures, the ambitious intellectual, and the hideous witch. Rather than choosing a new name for Boleyn, “Wolf Hall” presents her as the unknown. Literally wearing a mask in her first appearance, Anne is constantly performing. She is an autonomous figure in yellow making strategic steps—to the front of the stage, into King Henry’s arms—between scenes. Like courtiers peeking behind curtains, we see her progress through glimpses in the half-dark. Propelled forward by the rapid beats of a drum, she stalks like a predator in the jungle. It’s only when she grasps her prey that she tumbles into a fit of giggles, as though obliviously enjoying the conversation of her powerful partner. We only see the effort and confusion behind her seemingly imminent rise through our closeness to Cromwell. Though he spins words as easily as the figures around him, Miles plays a character that is always human. As he moves into the king’s inner circle, Cromwell still scratches his head and bumbles. He dooms Henry’s first wife with a few kind words; Anne still seems to think Cromwell is her hope as he leads her to the tower; sentencing a friend to prison, he explains, “I’m locking you up for safekeeping.” Even as Cromwell’s actions make him one of the most vicious figures onstage, he remains our only friend. And like the courtiers he moves, we cling to him accordingly. This is the real success of Poulton’s script—that we come to care so deeply for someone so objectively monstrous. As Cromwell orders one execution after another, we make excuses for him—that order did seem necessary, yes, that suitor really did have to go. We can’t seem to turn on the character who shared a joke with us just one scene earlier and tussled his son’s hair in the last act. We hold him too close. As Cromwell transitions from a bystander to a player, we see the once choreographed and emotionless courtiers in full light. If Mary Boleyn existed in the 21st century, she might seek a reality TV contract. George Boleyn bulls around stage like a drunken frat boy. King Henry becomes a scared child whimpering in white pajamas and fearfully glancing at the figures advancing towards him: Speculating with Cromwell about how the noble families will war if Henry fails to produce an heir, he says, “They haven’t gone away, you know—those people. They stand in the shadows watching me.” Looking over the stage from a box or the mezzanine, you begin to feel like one of the powerful puppeteers he fears—seeing without being seen. But amid the shadowy heads of the orchestra, you can’t help but notice the invisible crowd surrounding you and glance up at the metal bars. The question, at first casual, begins to seem vital as we watch the ax fall on Boleyn’s suitors: Who’s the next body? After the heads begin to stack up, adding another becomes nothing. As Cromwell hands King Henry the sentences against his wife’s lovers, a life becomes a signature, a casual motion—a capitulation to the man standing behind him in the shadows. kally.patz@columbiaspectator.com APRIL 16, 2015 CLASSIFIEDS CLASSIFIED AD RATES: $8/00 per first 20 words. 25¢ each additional word. Ad in all boldface $4.00 extra. All ads must be pre-paid. 2 business day deadline. Call 854-9550 for information; or fax ad to 854-9553. BUYING, SELLING OR RENTING an apartment? Expert negotiator/marketer, Josh Nathanson (CC '94 & SIPA '99) will save you time, money and stress for all of your Real Estate needs. www. joshnathanson.com. 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Please contact Suzzan: acu4harmony@gmail.com NEWS PAGE 12 APRIL 16, 2015 Vacant storefronts persist in Morningside Heights, with 64% of vacancies lasting longer than a year ‘Sphere of influence’ Real estate agents said Columbia’s presence in the neighborhood has allowed landlords to raise rents and still feel assured that they will eventually find tenants to fill their vacant properties. Aaron Gavios, co-chair and partner at Square Foot Realty, said Columbia’s “sphere of ‘They come in, they study, they use the resources, and they leave’ Meanwhile, local business owners said the perception that Columbia offers an extensive customer base is largely unfounded. “They see Columbia in the area and they think it’s good for business,” Malaeb said. “The truth is it’s not as good as they think.” Brun, the employee at Clinton Supply Company, said that proximity to Columbia does not guarantee success, citing students’ inconsistent presence and patronage as challenges for local businesses. “A lot of landlords would love to advertise that way, but the bottom line is, these restaurants will open and they will close,” he said. “Students really don’t leave much behind in a neighborhood,” STOREFRONT VACANCIES Amsterdam could not afford to stay. “The landlord wants to put high rents and chain stores in there,” he said. “I’m pretty sure we’re going to be gone, too.” Meanwhile, other businesses have had to downsize to stay afloat. Possibilities@Columbia, on Broadway between 111th and 112th Streets, moved into a smaller storefront right next door to its old one earlier this year. According to employee Furhan Babar, the store, which is now called Parties and More, has undergone more than a change to its name. “We’ve actually had to cut down on a lot of merchandise,” he said. “The card selection—we had about eight racks, now we only have two.” He added that it is likely that a chain will fill the space formerly occupied by Possibilities@ Columbia. “I don’t know exactly what they’re asking for, but it’s around double what we used to pay,” he said. “You can’t have a small business with a high rent,” Wassim Malaeb, a business partner at Samad’s Gourmet Deli, between 111th and 112th Streets on Broadway, said. “All these small businesses that’s leaving—one day they’re going to beg them to come back,” he said. influence” extends far from its campus. “Columbia University’s had a huge influence over the whole area—from 100th Street to 135th Street. From the river all the way to Frederick Douglass,” he said. “And that sphere of influence for whatever reason has been growing.” Square Foot Realty prominently advertises the proximity of the vacant property on 124th and Broadway to the Manhattanville expansion on its website. Ed Kamenitzer, from Kamenitzer Real Estate Group, has been marketing the space that once hosted Vareli, on Broadway between 111th and 112th Streets, for the past two months. “Columbia’s exciting,” he said of the area surrounding Vareli and its potential draws for tenants. “Most of the kids are either very bright or very substantial, or both.” Broadway VACANCIES from front page STOREFRONT HAS BEEN VACANT FOR: LESS THAN 5 MONTHS 6-11 MONTHS 12-17 MONTHS 18-23 MONTHS 24-29 MONTHS 110th Street 30-35 MONTHS MORE THAN 36 MONTHS GRAPHIC BY LEAH JACOBSON he said. “They come in, they study, they use the resources, and they leave.” He added that the replacement of small specialty shops with fancier restaurants has more to do with landlords changing their outlook than with any actual success that businesses experience once they move in. “It has to do with the expansion of ‘restaurant rows,’” he said. “It’s a new ideology.” Restaurant rows, like the one that has emerged on Harlem’s Frederick Douglass Boulevard in recent years, are stretches of artisan, higher end restaurants. “The landlords know they can charge two times or three times the rent for a restaurant,” he said. Malaeb said that while students’ inconsistent presence is a challenge in Morningside Heights, Manhattanville is a different retail landscape. Landlords there are waiting to see what effect the Columbia expansion will have on their ability to raise rents and still find tenants who are willing to pay. “The landlord is waiting to see what the area is going to be,” he said. “They don’t want to get stuck with a lower rent… They can be choosy.” And that may be the problem facing Abajebel, who has still yet to be offered a real chance at renting the properties next to his juice store. “Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts, it’s very easy for them,” he added. “The chains can do whatever they want. But individuals, trying to be entrepreneurs, it’s very hard for them.” news@columbiaspectator.com MILLIE CHRISTIE DERVAUX / SENIOR STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER EMPTY | The former site of Maoz Vegetarian on W 111th and Broadway is one of many empty storefronts in the neighborhood. APRIL 16, 2015 SPORTS PAGE 13 Following sweep, softball looks to regroup at home BY CHASE LEVITT Spectator Staff Writer FILE PHOTO OLD SCHOOL | Former Light Blue relief pitcher and current Spectator columnist David Spinosa discusses baseball’s deep roots at Columbia University. Baseball: the sport of the red, white, and Light Blue U nless you’re DAVID SPINOSA a dedicated baseball histoS p i n rian, then you’re C ycl e unaware that baseball—which kicked off its 2015 season in Major League parks around the country last week—is just as ingrained in Columbia as it is in the fabric of New York City. And unless you’re well-versed in the Columbia’s history, then you’re unaware that baseball lies at the absolute epicenter of the Light Blue athletics program. Baseball itself was not invented by Union general Abner Doubleday in Cooperstown, New York, in 1839. Robert Henderson, a sports historian, helped to debunk that myth by publishing his book “Ball, Bat and Bishop, the Origin of Ball Games” in 1947. He argues that “baseball” branched off from rounders, the popular English game, and Henderson credits Alexander Joy Cartwright as the pioneer in America’s pastime. Cartwright, despite being a New York City bank clerk, took to the streets of Manhattan for bat-and-ball games, and later took charge of the Knickerbocker Base Ball Club of New York. It was a ragtag team of mostly volunteer firefighters, but this new sport swiftly rose to prominence. By 1845, Cartwright and his teammates had developed lasting rule changes, such as 90-foot baselines and fair and foul territory. (They also eliminated runner pegging, which maybe MLB should reintroduce.) A year later, the Knickerbockers organized the first official baseball game at the Elysian Fields in Hoboken, New Jersey. They promptly lost by the laughable score of 23-1 to the New York Nine—a group of cricket players. The inaugural game in Hoboken helped to spawn the sport’s growth throughout the metropolitan area, and just over 20 years later, baseball descended upon Morningside Heights. With it, Columbia started its intercollegiate athletic After dropping four games to Princeton last weekend, the softball team will look to regroup as it hosts St. Peter’s and Cornell for a six-game home stretch. Columbia (11-21, 5-7 Ivy) hopes to get strong showings from softball its offense, which was shut out 3-0 and 2-0 in the first and last games of the Princeton series, respectively. Though the Light Blue offense was clicking—it slugged three home runs on 10 hits in the second game—it couldn’t capitalize, losing that contest in a 14-5 blowout. And when the Lions started getting hot—scoring a run in both the second and fourth innings in the third game—they couldn’t keep up the tempo, falling 3-2. After the lackluster run production, the Light Blue will put its focus on its offense in preparation for its upcoming home games. “We’re going to continue talking about being one-pitch-and-oneball worrying,” head coach Jennifer Teague said after Sunday’s games at Princeton. “Every at-bat is a process, and those processes are made up of a bunch of one pitch at-bats.” For Columbia, the four-game weekend stumble was a bit out of the ordinary. Prior to facing the Tigers, the Lions had won seven of eight games, peaking above .500 in conference play for the first time in the season. St. Peter’s, by contrast, has seen losses turn monotonous. The Peacocks (1-25) have lost their last 20 straight games, its lone victory coming over a month ago. While St. Peter’s outhits the Lions in each of the major hitting metrics—batting average, on-base percentage, and slugging—abysmal pitching counteracts the strength at the plate. Its pitchers have recorded a 7.62 ERA, ranking 278th out of 289 D-I softball teams. Last weekend, the team gave up 31 runs in a shortened 12-inning doubleheader against Iona. Cornell (9-19, 3-9 Ivy) has also seen poor pitching sink offensive success. The Big Red got off to a slow start this month, dropping its first seven games. Despite posting a .327 team batting average, a .395 on-base percentage, and a .465 slugging percentage, the Big Red sit in last place in the Ivy League South Division. Though better than the Peacocks’ rotation, Cornell’s starters haven’t been able to put away opposing batters with ease. They’ve handed out a conference-high 116 walks—a tally more than twice that of Columbia— and have accumulated a 6.18 ERA. Columbia will first face St. Peter’s on Thursday for a doubleheader before playing two doubleheaders against Cornell. Play on Thursday is scheduled to start at 3 p.m., and weekend play is scheduled for 12:30 p.m. both days. sports@columbiaspectator.com program—staking baseball’s claim at the center of the University. The Lions’ first baseball game actually came on a diamond field at our old Midtown campus on Madison and 47th, as the Light Blue edged NYU 43-21. (Ridiculous, right? Imagine trying to get 27 outs when the pitcher must loft the ball to the batter. Think men’s league slow-pitch softball—without gloves.) In 1868, Columbia played four intercollegiate contests, against NYU, CCNY, and Yale. A year later, the Cincinnati Red Stockings became the first professional baseball club, and by 1876, the National League of Professional Baseball Clubs was established. Yet, despite the sport’s growth across America, Columbia began to lag behind. Without a consistent place to play, the Light Blue couldn’t compete again until 1884, when the Lions moved to the Polo Grounds in Northern Manhattan. For that brief period of the time, the Lions graced the same fields as the New York Giants and the New York Yankees. Columbia later returned to campus in the early 20th century, playing on the South Field, where Lou Gehrig routinely hit home runs at Alma Mater’s feet (standing at the upper west corner of South Lawn, where home plate would’ve been— that’s over 400 feet!) Finally, baseball descended upon Andy Coakley Field, where Columbia hosted the first live televised athletic event in 1939. Later renamed Robertson Field, it is the current home of our two-time reigning Ivy League champions. With baseball in full swing across the country, tip your hat to a sport that is a sacred part of both New York City and Columbia. Whether you root for the Yankees, Mets, or any other team, remember that baseball is not only an American pastime, but also a Columbia one, as well. David Spinosa is a Columbia College senior majoring in English and a former pitcher for the Lions baseball team. Spin Cycle runs biweekly. GENE FEDORANKO / STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER DOING IT ALL | Sophomore Tonia Wu leads the Lions into the home stand after pitching in three-of-four contests last weekend, garnering 10 strikeouts and hitting a home run. PAGE 14 SPORTS APRIL 16, 2015 COURTESY OF IVY LEAGUE ATHLETICS LOVE-ALL | Across the Ancient Eight, men’s tennis is upping its game, and becoming a force to be reckoned with. Columbia leads the conference, which boasts seven schools ranked in the top 75. At the top of its game: the meteoric rise of Ivy League Tennis BY KYLE PERROTTI Spectator Senior Staff Writer When Columbia men’s tennis won its second consecutive Ivy League Championship in 2010, it did so as the No. 45 team in the nation, and the other three ranked Ancient Eight men’s teams were all at No. 65 tennis or worse. Flash forward to 2015, and Columbia, 5-0 heading into its final weekend of conference play, is again poised to win the championship for the second straight year. But this time, there is one key difference. The team reached a program-record No. 11 ranking in mid-February, and all season long, multiple Ancient Eight teams have seen some of the highest rankings in their respective program histories. Columbia head coach Bid Goswami, who has been at the helm of the Light Blue since 1982, said that the heights the league has reached in 2015 are unparalleled in his tenure. By historical standards, it is rare to have even three Ivy League teams in the top 75. Just a couple of weeks ago, before the Ivy teams began beating up on each other in conference play, seven of the eight squads were ranked in the top 75. “At one time, there were five teams in the top 40. It was unheard of 30 years ago,” Goswami said of the Ancient Eight this season. “There would be two teams, at the most, in the top 75—so everybody’s playing a better schedule, there are a lot of younger coaches who are very aggressive, and the recruiting has been unbelievable. All put together, this is a much better league.” Columbia assistant coach Howard Endelman, CC ’87, played on the Light Blue as a part of Goswami’s first recruiting class. In 1987, the team reached an atthe-time record ranking of No. 15, a mark that wasn’t surpassed until this season. During Endelman’s four years as a Lion, Columbia and Harvard vied for the title each season, leaving the other teams in the dust. This year, Endelman says each match is a battle. To Endelman and many others, the biggest difference has been the schools’ dedication to resources that have enabled their programs to compete with the nation’s elite. Goswami said that some of the country’s best tennis facilities are located at Ivy League schools and went as far as to call Yale’s Cullman-Heyman Tennis Center the Taj Mahal of collegiate tennis venues. “The coaches are really good, all of our competitors have incredible facilities, and I think the entire league … has better financial aid, which has allowed a lot of families to be able to consider the Ivy League when they used to have to go get a scholarship at a non-Ivy school,” Endelman said. One program that is enjoying one of the best years in its history has been Penn. Under veteran head coach David Geatz, the Quakers enjoyed their highest-ever ranking this year, and even defeated thenNo. 16 Penn State back in early February. “At 39 in the country, we were the highest-ranked team Penn ever had,” Geatz said of the Quakers, whose prior record was No. 51. “So the good news is, this is the best team Penn’s ever had, in terms of ranking, but the bad news is, the Ivy League is so much better that 39 in the country … gets you fourth place probably.” Geatz points out the program Goswami and Endelman have built at Columbia as the gold standard of the conference—the carrot all the other Ivy League schools are chasing. He said that he roots for the Lions every time they aren’t playing the Quakers, because he knows that the more success the Light Blue has, the better it is for the whole league. “Columbia, right now, is the jewel of the Ivy League,” Geatz said. “It’s the program that everybody wants to beat and everybody wants to be like.” Along with the increased dedication of funding and resources, many believe that the newfound success of Ivy League tennis is due to a new, hungry crop of young coaches. Over the last five years, there has been an influx of coaches from some of the top conferences in the country, including the Big 10 and the Big 12. One of those coaches is Silviu Tanasoiu, who has been the head coach at Cornell since 2011. Before coming to the Ivy League, he earned Big 12 experience as an assistant coach under former pro player John Roddick at the No. 1 Oklahoma. “Being at Oklahoma as a player, and as a coach for five years, and competing against the teams I had the chance to there, it creates a mindset … a certain way of training, a certain way of competing, and a certain way of recruiting,” Tanasoiu said. “We’ve been trying to replicate that in a much better academic environment.” Before the younger crew of coaches arrived, the existing regimes each stepped up their efforts to pursue and provide financial aid for foreign prospects. Many coaches say that it used to be rare for a foreign player to come to their programs, but now it is commonplace. Tanasoiu’s Big Red, for example, features four foreign players at the top of its singles lineup. Although the league is the best it has been in recent years, teams are still hungry for more. Goswami said that he wants to see the league continue to improve and compete among the nation’s elite conferences. Teams in the major tennis conferences, such as the Pac-12 and the Big 12, usually climb in the rankings quicker because they play top-20 teams regularly. David Benjamin, the executive director of the Intercollegiate Tennis Association— the association that compiles the national rankings—has an abundance of Ivy League experience. After playing for Harvard, Benjamin took the head coaching position at Princeton in 1974, where he led the team to a No. 9 ranking—a feat no Ivy team has since accomplished—at the end of the 1980 season. “What happens is, as the conference gets stronger, it brings the level up of the teams that weren’t quite as strong, just so they can be competitive,” Benjamin said. “That’s certainly the case with the Ivy League schools. The quality of players, along with the time and focus and ability of the coaches with recruiting…is really quite different than, say, 15 years ago.” Benjamin added that he believes that the Ivy League has reached new heights, but he also admitted that things will likely plateau for the Ancient Eight before any of its programs have the chance to break into the top five. “There are factors besides having really good players that come into the equation,” he said. “One, there is academic pressure on the students when they go to Ivy League schools. Secondly, the standard of admission is more rigorous.” The Ivy League may have trekked into unfamiliar territory over the last five years, but the sentiment from players, coaches, and fans seems to be that—regardless of the prospect of a plateau—given the current trajectory and momentum of the teams, the only way to go is up. “I think it will keep improving,” Tanasoiu said. “Because I think there’s not a better way for someone to spend four years of their time during one of the most important transitional phases of their life than in an excellent academic setting that also has high standards from a tennis standpoint.” kyle.perrotti@columbiaspectator.com NIA BROWN FOR SPECTATOR DIGGING FOR SUCCESS jewel of Ivy League.” | Columbia’s lasting success makes them “crown APRIL 16, 2015 SPORTS PAGE 15 AD Pilling, Villanova head coach Andy Talley played crucial roles in Bagnoli’s arrival HE’S HERE from back page search committee, Pilling reached out to his good friend, Villanova football head coach Andy Talley. The two had become acquainted during Pilling’s tenure, from 1997-2001, as an associate athletic director at that school. Pilling specifically sought out Talley, who coached at Brown from 1973-78, as a source of Ivy League football wisdom. Despite a 37-year absence from the Ancient Eight, Talley still maintains ties to the conference. Given that experience, Pilling thought that Talley had the insight to help. “If you don’t understand Ivy League recruiting, if you don’t have a concept of the academics, the culture, the national scope of the University, the programs, and the competition, you have a twoyear window to learn all that stuff and then you just get eaten up,” Talley said. When Pilling got in touch with his old friend, he asked for guidance, or to be directed to someone who could talk about the unique challenges of navigating the world of Ivy League football. Although Talley had been out of the Ivies for some time, he had just the man to indoctrinate Pilling into the ways of the Ancient Eight. That man was Al Bagnoli. Talley has known Bagnoli since his earliest coaching days at Union over three decades ago, but got to know him even better recently, especially since the coaches have battled each other on the field each of the last 12 years. Talley knew that he had been out of the Ancient Eight for some time and could be out of touch, but Bagnoli was the perfect man for the job. Just a few days later, Pilling, called Bagnoli from his home in Provo, Utah. At the time, Bagnoli was working an administrative job at Penn, where he’d only recently retired from coaching the Quakers football team—the team with which he established his legend. According to Bagnoli, Pilling bounced a litany of questions off of him, but he was happy to help his former crosstown rival and friend. “I didn’t think anything of it,” Bagnoli said. “I thought I was doing my friend a favor. Andy wanted me to talk to him, and I was happy to.” It wasn’t long before Pilling secured the athletic director job, finding himself face-to-face with the coaching vacancy left after the departure of former head coach Pete Mangurian amid allegations of player abuse. That’s when he reached back out to Bagnoli. Days after his hiring was announced, Pilling hopped on a train to Philadelphia to meet with Bagnoli. After that, he never met with any other candidates. He didn’t need to. “He had that fire in his belly,” Pilling said. “That was one of the things that struck me as a real positive strength.” But while Pilling prepared to make the pitch to Bagnoli, many wrote off the 62-year-old as a viable candidate for the position. Bagnoli had retired after a 23 successful years at the helm of Penn only three months earlier. There, he had won nine Ivy League Championships and compiled a 148-80 record. To move from the mountaintop of Ivy success to the reeling Columbia program seemed a risky move to some. But Bagnoli found the decision to take the head coaching job at Columbia easy. Since leaving the Quakers’ sideline, Bagnoli had been working as director of special projects for the athletics department, but found himself missing the excitement of coaching. “After just three and a half months, I was like, this isn’t too exciting just doing administrative work,” Bagnoli said. Talley said that some people in particular have trouble with retirement because one never can know whether or not they are ready until they take that step. He said he noted signs of that in Bagnoli, and he even thought early on in Bagnoli’s retirement that perhaps the Columbia job would be the ideal fit for his friend. Talley went as far as to say, given the location and the formidable nature of the task at Columbia, that the gig is perfect for a driven coach with Ivy experience such as Bagnoli. “Had Al transitioned into a position at Penn where he was playing golf and smoking cigars and kissing babies and shaking hands with people, he might not have taken the job,” Talley said. “But I don’t think that was so. I think he still had that drive.” For both Pilling and Bagnoli, the timing couldn’t have been better. Amid the tumultuous turns of the program and athletics department—including Murphy’s and Mangurian’s resignations—the hire fell perfectly into place. After talking to Bagnoli in Philadelphia, Pilling quickly arranged a meeting with University President Lee Bollinger in order to work out the contract details. Then, to the shock and delight of Columbia football fans, Bagnoli was named the new head coach of Columbia Lions football. “He had a phenomenal, proven track record,” Pilling said. “It was very fortunate on our part that he had made that transition into administration, but he still desired to coach. So, when he was compared to anyone else under consideration, it was obvious that he understood what it took to be a champion in this league.” Regardless of how it happened, one thing remains clear—the resounding sentiment is that Pilling found the best possible person to dig Columbia football out of its current rut. “The one thing that I would say is, as a coach who has been in the Ivy League and been an eastern football coach for years and years,” Talley said, “I pretty much know the territory well, and they have chosen the absolute best candidate.” Muneeb Alam contributed reporting kyle.perrotti@columbiaspectator.com MICAYLA LUBKA / SENIOR STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER A NEW PARTNERSHIP | After M. Dianne Murphy and Pete Mangurian’s resignations, newcomers occupy two of the top spots in the athletic department. Hampered by pitching miscues, baseball drops winnable game to Rutgers BY ELLORINE CARLE Spectator Staff Writer The baseball team was stunted in its charge out of the bullpen against Rutgers Wednesday afternoon, falling 7-4 on the Scarlet Knights’ turf. The Light Blue (19- baseball 12, 10-2 Ivy) managed to get on the board first behind a solo blast from junior outfielder Robb Paller, but the lead wouldn’t last long. Poor control from the mound negated the 1-0 lead and allowed Rutgers (12-231) to surge ahead. After surrendering a single on the first at-bat, first-year starting pitcher Zack Bahm walked the next two consecutive batters, loading the bases. Bahm left the game without recording a single out, and fellow rookie Bryce Barr took over for the Lions, hoping to escape the jam. A sacrifice fly scored one before another pitching miscue—this time a wild pitch—got another Rutgers run across. Pitching continued to doom the Lions all afternoon, as head coach Brett Boretti substituted in eight separate hurlers. Another walk, four hit-by-pitches, and two wild pitches continued to give the Scarlet Knights extra chances to do damage. Rutgers capitalized on these cracks in the Lions’ defense, scoring its runs in the first, second, and fourth innings, during which the majority of the errors occurred. “We put ourselves behind the eight ball in the first inning and Rutgers got a couple runs to take the lead, we did that really the first couple innings,” Boretti said. “We made it hard on ourselves and we had to come from behind, but it was a little too late at that point.” Though first-year shortstop Randell Kanemaru followed Paller’s home run with his own two-run blast, the rest of the lineup struggled at the plate, earning just six hits on the game. A fourthinning, six-run deficit sealed the Light Blue’s fate. “I think offensively we tried to do a little bit more than maybe we needed to,” Boretti said. “We tried to maybe overswing a little bit, pitch selection wasn’t as good as it could have been.” The Light Blue’s offense then suffered through five hitless innings, while Rutgers accumulated the rest of its runs. In the second, the Scarlet Knights transformed two hits, along with a wild pitch and hit-by-pitch from junior lefty George Martin, into another pair of runs. In the fourth, Rutgers opened things up with a pair of singles. A fielding error by senior outfielder Gus Craig and a plunked batter a piece from junior Willis Robbins and sophomore Garrett Roberts brought home a pair of Scarlet Knights runs. The Light Blue bullpen found some rhythm in the second half of the game, allowing just one hit over the next four innings. On the offensive side, the Lions picked up their pace in the seventh. Craig smacked a double to left center, followed by Kanemaru’s homer to cut Rutgers’ lead to 7-3. But the rally ended when sophomore Will Savage grounded out into a double play to end the inning. The Lions began to put a comeback together in the ninth inning. A double from junior first baseman Nick Maguire and a throwing error put runners on the corner with one out. An RBI single from first-year catcher Lane Robinette scored one, but two consecutive fly-outs ended the inning and the game. “I thought we could have come with a little more focus as far as being able to make it a more competitive game early on, more so than it was,” Boretti said. The Lions are back at home this weekend in a four-game series at Cornell. First pitch is slotted for noon on Saturday. sports@columbiaspectator.com GENE FEDORENKO / STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER SOLO SHOT 7-4. | Junior outfielder Robb Paller’s home run was his team’s only run over the first six frames. A late rally wasn’t enough to come back, and they fell, SPORTS THURSDAY, APRIL 16 • PAGE 16 GEORGE WU / STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER HE’S HERE | Last fall, Al Bagnoli retired after 23 years at the helm of Penn’s football program. A string of events, beginning with an old friendship and a phone call, brought him to back to football. How the Columbia Lions football team landed Al Bagnoli BY KYLE PERROTTI Spectator Senior Staff Writer Timing is everything—at least it is if your name is Peter Pilling or Al Bagnoli. Last winter, both Pilling and Bagnoli were in need of some major help. What began with a mutual friend and a small favor quickly turned into a chain of events that neither could have predicted, allowing both men to provide the other just what he needed. The outcome was as fortuitous as it was unlikely, leading up to the hiring of Al Bagnoli as the head coach of a backsliding Columbia football program. But the process began long before anyone even considered Bagnoli, who had just retired after a long and successful career at Penn, a serious candidate for the job. Pilling was among a handful of finalists to replace then-athletic director M. Dianne Murphy. He knew that Columbia’s most urgent need was a serious overhaul of the football program, and that in order to secure the job, he’d have to be able to present the administration with a viable solution—no small task, given the state of the program, currently riding a 21-game losing streak. Pilling, though an Ivy League outsider, is no stranger to Columbia’s woes. “We’ve had some challenges historically with the football program,” he said. “And making sure that football was going the right direction and competing in the Ivy League was an important priority.” Prior to his final interview with the SEE HE’S HERE, page 15
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