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The World's Original
Oasis Fanzine!
'T he secrets behind the sleeves - the albums' - Our
world exclusive interview with Oasis designer, Brian
Cannon••••lnterview with Digsy's band, Smaller••••The
Oasis Cafe!••••Oasis on the internet••••B-Sides chords
& lyrics & Much much more! Are YOU hungry?
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1Ie lIu fe llow Oasis fans.....
LasaeJu'! is just about two and
a half years old' Ifyou've just
moved into I .asagnclund.
welcome. lfyou'rc reading this
IrOl11 a IIMV shell. g" and buv
it now' No-one with unv interest
in Oasis should be without Issue
& of LllS:l~II"! W~ arc . and
always will be the world's first
andoriginal Oasis lanzinc.
This is gonna be a hig year tor
Oasis , What with the 'dilficult'
third album 'Ih' 11"1"(' ;'\ow'
(working lille). looking set lor
a May release and a single
before thal. Something worth
living for? W~II. close sources
say it's coming along
'fantastically' (sec Brian Cannon
interview later). 1 can only
speak for myself but I'm
huzzin'! Even if it's just at the
fact that they're still together.
Don't deny you weren't worried
for a few days back last
September:
So Liam's shaved his hair off
then . Front page news Oil The
Mirror no less' So he went to
some little barber shop in
Cheshire, got a £4,50 cut and
gave a £5 .50 tip and now he's
'Wonderbald', says The Sun (not
me!) They've made the guy that
did it, 16yr old Scou Minshull,
a 'star barber', Apparently he's
wondering which celebrities an:
now gonna come running tor
one of his famous 'No .J's'
Dream on Scort: Give vour
bed-ridden Granny some
clippers and she'll show you
how ea sy it's done. Blindfolded:
Nevertheless. it looks cool. BUI
i1 is Liam Gallaghcr we're
talking about. I suppose this
now means that a 'No,J cut' will
become a I.iam-Iike cut . So . in
cllcct. hallthe population of
Britain will now he Liam-a­
likes , So lots more people can
form No- Wav-Sis's, get a record
deal. and appear on Top Of The
Pops! Anvwav. what am I on
about? Let's get on with it. or
roll with it, some might say!
(Sorry.)
Thanks for all the kind letters,
and contributions. If you've sent
on..: in and it's not in this issue
it'll probably IX' in the next,
Contributions arc welcome now
for Issue 9. Remember this is a
fanzine & it's written by fans for
fans , so your opinions count.
Oh . and did l mention thal
Oasis read it too!
Wit" nil contributions, orders,
letters, queries write to "
Lasagne!
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It's getting better. man!
Just take a look at the
contents, (man)!
0 Here's The Story
.... The News Update
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(What's The Story) Berwick St?
.... Abbey Road for the 90s
0 Oasis on the Internet
.... Get your boards we're going surfing
0 Crossword
.... We'll amuse ourselves
0 The Oasis Cafe
.... Yeah, there's now tribute food
0 Contacts
.... Meet new people
0 Smaller Interview
.... Lasagne! talks to Digsy's brother
0 B-Side Chords Pt 4
.... We're now upto date on every Oasis release.
Are you ready to be a tribute band now?
0 Talk Tonight
.... Your letters
0 Brian Cannon interview Pt 2
.... He loves his mother and designs thecovers
0 ENJOY!
0 STAY HUNGRY!
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Have you ever studied the Morning Glory album sleeve in great detail? You can't park on the
left you know, but you can on the right! Fact! Anyway, Lasagne! thought it would be fun to
investigate the shops featured on Berwick Street, the home to the 'Glory, and get reactions to
the fact that their shops have been on billboards all across the world....
Speaking to Phil
from 'Selectadisc'
Speaking to man from 'Zacharia Jewellers' who is a
bit baffled by it all & has a strange accent. He's
either struggling to grasp the English language or
he's on another planet...
Has it affected business?
Yeah , quite alot. We've sold shedloads of Oasis
Did you realise that your shop features on the
albums. We still get people coming in asking do we
album cover?
realise it's on the cover!
No.
Do you see people re-inacting the famous scene?
You know who Oasis arc though don't you?
No.
Yeah , quite a lot. All the time when it came out. It's
died down a bit now , but it still happens.
What? You've never heard of them?
So I guess it was quite a thrill when you first saw it.
No. No.
It was brilliant. We knew someone who worked in the
They're onc of the biggest bands in the world today
place where it was designed & we got the artwork a
and your shop features on an album cover that is in
~-j-----'------".'millions of homes all over the
couple of weeks before & we were
so pleased. We've not heard
it.: ~luti.n l~Ll!LUm~u:
world .
anything from Oasis. We thought
No...er We don't ...er ...want to
we might get loads of freebees!
advertise, OX, Bye.
So are you Oasis fans then?
O.K. then. Thank you very much
YEAH! We all liked them anyway
for all your bell). Cheers!
& after we liked them even more!
Favourite song?
Perhaps one day he will
Some Might Say.
discover....
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Speaking to 'Lovely' Rlta from 'Pro-Repro' printing.
Speaking to Martin
from 'Reckless Records'
Has it affected business?
Yeah , we're having one of our best ever years . I don't
know if that's a co-incidence. We're a second hand
shop , but we sell alot of Oasis promos.
Do you see people re-inacting the famous scene?
Yes, I've seen several tourists doing it and it never
fails to anlUse me. I always want to run into the shot
and spoil it for them!
How does it feel that your shop is in millions of
homes all over the world?
Well, when we found out we were really excited about
it all.
So you're an Oasis fan?
Yeah, definitely!
Favourite song?
Slide Away.
Better than The Beatles?
No. But they could be if they keep together.
What do you think of Liam's haircut?!
I'm thinking of getting it done myself!
Did you realise your shop is on the cover?
YEAH! (Rita's very excited) We've got a poster of it ,
and our shop is right there at the front...PRO-REPRO!
So has it affected business in any way?
No it hasn't brought any business in, but I'm not
selling Oasis records.
Have you seen people re-inacting the famous scene?
Yeah , we see tourists taking photos, trying to do it in
the busy traffic!
So how does it feel that your shop is in millions of
homes all over the world?
Feels alright s'pose ...nothing exciting.
So you're not a fan then'!
No they only copy other people's music and I don't like
that.
What? You don't like any of their music?
I suppose it's quite catchy. I wasn't keen on The
Bcatles either. I like soul music personally.
What about Liam's haircut?
Hc looks horrible! Are you him? (No) Are you his
brother? (No I'm not. .. but I wish I was, Rita!)
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Thanks to all the shops that took part.
Lasagne!
'MY· BIG,' MOUTH'
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...allegedly. The
way to my heart is the glorious sound 01 a band called Oasis. Put
these t ether. and what have ou ot...The Oasis theme cale!
....It was in the Corn
photocopied and send if to us.
Based in the
Coliseum, a shopping arcade in
the hearl of Manchester , this
is surely the ultimat e
comb ination. While everyo ne
else was out forming tribute
bands (OK, we've got enough
now, you 've had your fun) ,
Neil Thompson was 'half the
world away' on holiday in
America , dreaming up his own
unique tribute. ~urrounded by
Hard Rock theme cafes, the
idea hit him like a Gallag her
uppercut. Recovering nice ly,
Exchange in Manchester city
Its all going up.
At the moment there's
loads of Oasis posters, and at
months before the Manchester
weekends we have Oasis videos
bomb. We were j ust down the
playing. Come in nine times out
road from if and were left with
of ten and you 'll hear Oasis, or
nothing. We'd put all our money
ot her Oasts-related bands, like
into it, so we've had to start off
the ~tone Roses.
again from scratch. I lost a lot of
There are
special framed pidures with
personal stuff as well as the
plaques saying what everything
cafe.
is and where its from. We've got
a themed menu. Within a
month's time, if you came in the
job, and a roll with it , please...
Well, I'm an Oasis fan.
A massive Oasis fan. I thought
this would be somewhere where
fans as enthusiastic as me could
go and hang out. This is proving
to be the case, especially at the
a Hard Rock Cafe would be.
we are involved with. It sort of
runs in conju nd ion, and we do
~o what's on the menu?
you feel a 'ho me pride ' in
Oasis?
Yeah, being based in
Manchester, people do generally
believe it's all part of the scene.
If there was an Oasis care
anywhere, this is the place where
it should be.
specialise a lot in Oasis stuff. like
imports and colledable posters.
~pec ia ls , Digsy's Dinners
Favourites, 5upersonic lunches.
~o why not make a day of it
There's sandwiches like the
kids! Eat Oasis...Drink Oasis...
'Wonderwall', 'l.iaros Choice',
and hear Oasis all under one
'Noel's Choice', 'My Big Mouth'.
roo f. A lternatively, 'Iou could
'Headshrinker ~alads ' , 'Guigsy's
go to 'Iceland Freezer ~ to res ',
Delight'. ~o up of the Day - you
get some o f those choc olate
get a roll with it, of course.
coconut bars, some of that
What sorl o f people co me in
eve n fiZzy and wait fo r
then ?
Wonderwall to co me o n the in
weekends.
Being based in Manchest er, do
There's a record shop
in the basement as well, which
Mo rning Glory
I'll have a j ustification of you r
Anything else to declare?
cafe, it'll look like similar to how
Lasagne! caught up with him in
the kitchen (where else!)...
centre, and it only opened four
Fruit flavoured drink that's not
There are a lot of
sto re radio . Which wou ld you
Oasis fans coming in. When No
rather do?!... ~ee you in
Way ~i s played in Manchester
Manchester!
they all came down and hung
oasis
out. Bonehead's been in. Noel
knew about our original cafe. I'm
sure they can't disagree with the
cafe. Its more of a tribute than
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trying to cash in on Oasis. Its
What' s the inte rior like?
The last cafe had a lot
of memorabilia which was lost in
the bomb last year - signed
photos, framed pidures, ek.
purely through being fans
ourselves. We're
toget her...What shall we call
it? ..Righl, we'll have a theme
cafe and call it the Oasis cafe.
We've adually been appealing
for any memorabilia from people.
If anyone has any autographed
You mentioned an original
cafe . What was t hat like?
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If it wasn't for this Liverpool
band, there would be no 'Digsy's
Dinner', and if wasn't for 'Digsy's
Dinner' there would have been no
mention of lasagne! So you lot out
there wouldn't be reading the
famine of the same name... Just a
thought!... Connections aside
tbough, this band are one fantastic
venture into the world of guitar­
driven MELODIC pop. The world
will wake up to them soon. You
can wake up to them now thanks
to your favourite Oasis 'zine!
Lasagne! spoke exclusively to
' d r um m er Steven (Liam's best
mate and a bloody nice bloke!),
who quite possibly has the most
famous - unfamous brother in the
world today. His brother is
frontman - guitarist, singer and
songwriter with the band. His
name is Digsy. The band are
SMALLER!!!!!
So Steven, to get the ball rolling
I'll ask the obvious. How did
you come into contact with
Oasis?
We first met them when Noel was
roadie for the Inspiral Carpets.
The Real People (who are my
cousins) were on tour with them
and they were going on about
having met these two fellas who
turned out to be Marc Coyle
• (Oasis producer) and Noel. He
\ was then introduced to me and he
.was a sound lad . He was saying
"What do you do" I told him Iwas
in a band with me brother. He
said he was too. I said "I hate me
brother" Noel said "I fuckin' hate
me brother!" It was like "Put it
there , mate!" We've been mates
since . We exchanged demos ,
which happens all the time, but
we were both well impressed with
them and we met up the next
night. So from then on we started
supported each other. They
supported us in Liverpool and
vice versa in Manchester. It's
been sound ..
a good long friendship, like.
At what stage did you know
Noel was writing Digsy's
Dinner?
That came about a bit later. Oasis
started coming over to Liverpool
recording their first demo tape in
The Real People's studio. They
gave them free studio time, just to
help them along. We used to go
down just for the crack and to
have a jam. One night Noel was
on the drums and 'our kid' (that's
Lasagne!
Digsy!) was being his usual
stupid self, singing stupid words
about how he had lasagne for his
tea. He was just making it up on
the spot. The next day, noel rang
our kid up and said he'd come up
with an idea for a song and he
wants to use the Lasagne! bit and
could he call it 'Digsy's Dinner'.
Our kid was like "Yeah! Sound!"
Did he feel honoured then?
Yeah I suppose he did , and he
still does. He'll always claim that
he's getting a bit sick of the
'Digsy's Dinner' tag, but he's
made up secretly!
It must seem strange that his
name, but not his song is in
millions of people's homes all
over the world
Yeah, that's true . But there's two ...
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sides to it There's that side . but
we're Smaller. Wc'rc a band or
our own. Wc'rc getting tagged in
the press all the time ... 'Digsy
from Digsv's Dinner fame .' It is
great . and we're proud to be
associated with them . They're the
best luckin' band in thc world. but
we're a band ourselves. Wc'rc
having a go. Wc'vc got good
songs. we're a great band.
So have all thc Oasis
conncctions helped you?
Oh yeah. loads . They've donc so
much for us. Wc supported thcm
on their lust British tour. which
was great of them to do. They've
just sent down three grand's
worth of amps for us thc other
week.' Wc'rc still in total contact
with them .
So they really do stick with
their old matcs then'!
Yeah that's true, They lire great
lads. It's a bit strange...He's
:lIl1 ays in the press as the big pop
star and I laugh at sonic of rhc
things. but I still love him as a
mate. It's a bit different for rue.
Liam's my mate. and Noel's our
kid's mate in a way. Wc'rc thc
younger brothers I suppose'
So what other conncctions have
you l!,ot'!
Wcll. Marc Coylc's produccd om
nC\1 album. 'Bad ly Badly' which
is coming out in Fcbmary . (which
judl!,inl!. h~ the sinl!.les so far.
pop pickcrs. will he fantastic~)
Thcrc's anothcr conllcction - Tim
Abbot is our managcr. (Thosc
who hought Lasagnc! #7 will
know that's thc guy' with the
bottle in his hand on thc 'Cigs
& Alcohol' slccYc). Tim was
vicc-prcsidcnt at Crcation
Rccords at thc timc . Oasis told
him all about Smallcr. He'd nC\'cr
managcd a band beforc and hc
wasn't interested. but Noel and
Liam persuadcd him that wc wcrc
worth taking on and wc signed to
his label, Bcttcr Rccords . So
.
I
\IC'\'C gOI Oasis to thank for
gcuing signed .
There's a picture in thc Oasis
hook. 'Definitely', of you signing
you deal. Liarn's sitting there
between you and Digs~·. What's
the Story?
WeIl we'd played that night with
Oasis in Leicester and that's a
picture of us signing in the hotel
after some heavy panying. The
next day. the two bands were
going their separate wavs after
touring together. Wc were
carrying on ourselves and Liam
decided he was gouna stay on
tour with us and he just jumped in
our shittv little van which we call
'The Stinkvan' , He did a few dates
with us.... That was funnv:
In the honk it sa~'s 'lie was last
seen hcading off on a hin
lnrrv'?
Thai,s totally true . Wc'd becn 10' a
club and he'd lost his bag. He was
like "Whcre's me bag·.'" The
funny thing is. it Itad a gr.md in
cash in it! we found it cvcntuallv
and said our ta-rn's. and tltc next
thing he jumps on the back of a
bin lorry. 1'111 just left standing
there ! Thc bin lorry kicks off and
lie's heading for the city centre .
He's clutching 01110 his bag \lith
onc hand and the bin lorry with
thc olhcr. He's as mad as hc
sounds . honcst to god!!
, can wcll hclic,e it. But when
I'yc mct him. hc's alway's struck
mc as a "cl!' gcnuine pcrson as
wcll...
Hc is lhc most gcnuinc fclla I'vc
evcr mc\. Pcoplc s<Iy it's likc a big
act. but hc's becn likc that from
the day I met him. ycars ago. He's
the most gcnuinc. honest person
going. He makes me laugh so
much. When hc's talking. "m
laughing mc head otTand he's
staring at me. He doesn't realise
how funny he actually is... a
naturally funny guy. He's just a
cracking fella!
So what arc thc chances of
Smaller gctting higgcr then?
I've seen you live and in thc
press pla~'ing on the band's
name. emphasising how small
you arc in tcrms of popularity.
Is that just tonguc-in-chcck?
That would be our kid. He likes to
sav that all the time . It's just a
contradiction in terms. Wc wanna
be the smallest band in the world?
l'm just likc "Shut the fuck up.
you boring bastard!" . Wc wanna
be as big as we can be. Wc'rc not
like Oasis. in that we don't go
round saying we're the best band
in the world. Thai's just not in lily
nature. and it's not in our kids.
but al the same time. putting us
down by saying we're the
smallest. that's our kid talking a
load of bollocks. which is
generally all Ihat comes out of his
mouth an~ Il"ay'
~ow that YOU'le been playlistcd
on Radio One though, and
you're pla~ ing higger gigs. do
you not fccl likc saying 'We're
grcat. buy our records'?
No 1'1\1 not into all that. ( think
the records and the live
performances speak for
thcmsclvcs. I I' we need people to
gCt to our gigs. we've got people
who \Iork for thc rccord company
lhcrc to promotc us. It's nol in our
naturc to s<Iy 'Comc and sec us
'cnusc wc'rc brilliant' and all that.
If people wanna scc and ha\'c
hcard us. that's sound . Thc
fanbase is gClling biggcr and
wc'rc gClling playcd on thc radio.
but it's not down 10 us promoling
it ['m tclling ya!!
... Wcll Stevcn, we'll do our bit
hcre at Lasagne! Smallcr are
off to Japan soon and the album
Badly Badly is out in February.
Don't miss the 2nd part of this
exclusive interview in Lasagne!
#9. Steven tclls aJl about Liam.
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41",,,· teuevs ...
Letter Of The Issue!
I've been an Oasis fan for two years now. I know, it' s not reall y a long
time, but I've fell so many different feelings during those two years, and
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only because of this baud.
I've fell such incredible joy and happiness while listenin g to t~elr son t>I~ ',
I've felt sadness and f ear while read ing news about ' Oasis splitting up.. ,
I' ve felt 'long distan ce love' for Liam , and some kind of j ealousy when I ve
seen a picture of him and Patsy or some other girl.
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I've felt wOI7Y when I' ve noticed in what kind of conditi on Liarn IS nowa­
days and how much he drink s.
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I've felt admiration and respect for Noel. I think he IS a gemus.
I've fell irritation while reading their comment s in newspapers from when
they've been drunk .
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I've fell disgust toward s the press because of all the untrue ston es written
about Oas is.
I've felt uncertainty because I haven 't knO\\'11 how the things reall y are .
I've fell ....a lot.
I' m no longer j ealous of Pats y Kensit. I dou 't reall y think. 1 love Liam any­
way. (1 don't know him person ally so how could I?!): I think I would even
survive the band ' s split up..(Of course I don't want It to happen! !)..because
after that I will still have their music, and that' s all I've ever had, except for
stories about them and posters on my wall ...
Katri Korhonen ,
Nokia , Finland .
Cheers Katri! You seem a very emotional girl! Katri said her ~n~lisb
wasn't very good. Don't be so modest. Have some confidence girl. Have
a free fanzine too for your trouble! Remember Letter of the Issue gets a
free fanzine every time. Send your letters now! Usual address...
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Weird Letter Alert!
I'd do everything for them!
I just have to tell everyone the way I fel t some months ago
when I heard that Oasis were to play a gig in my home city of
I've writ.ten ~ tribute to Noel's guitars...
Just Imagine if the interment of our
belove.d Noel was a penny whistle. Think
of the crooning sweeping
.
about
'ffi It! Instead
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n s that lift us when we're down, there
would be a tuneless void of nothingness.
So thank you, oh great instrument of the
master for what you have done to
Cheers!
us.
And just you remember, all you Oasis
fans out ~here ... When you're feeling
dow.n, think of what Noel would look like
playing the penny whistle and bloomin'
well cheer up!
Susan Thorne
Letchworth, Herts.
Milan
.
everyday to my local record shop until fmally the
I went
tickets arrived . At last, for the first time , I was going to see
the best band on the planet. As if this wasn't good enough, I
had the No.1 ticket. The no. I of Italy! Just a dream! With my
precious ticket I arrived, waiting for my heroes when some­
body touched my shoulder. I turned around and an English
bloke asked me ' Would I like to meet the band after the
show'?' A joke? I thought so, until he gave me two backstage
passes! Th is reall y did feel like a dream . This was my chance
to meet them and tell them how great their music is....but I
think they already know that'
7S minutes of music that nobody will ever forget and the
night was just begirming. The passes were real\ I spent the
whole night backstage wi.ththe guys,... well three of them.
(Liam, Gui gsy and Bonehead). Bonehead is so cool, We
drank , we talked, we smoked.... and the rest is personal!\
Anyway, he signed my No 1 ticket, making it something very
special
. him. I love Oas is. But most of all I love their music.
I love
I now sit and wait for another Italian gig. I flew to Knebworth
in the summ for both gigs. I'd do anything for them. Thanks
cr
naria cappelluto ,
guys!
Milan , Italy.
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readIng the comment In last Issues letters page about how
many letters there had been from peop le dlseppolnted when not be Ing able to
get tic kets, I decided to wrIte In about my 0..... e xperlence of not gelling
tickets ,
AI though every Oasis gig I have ever "llended W"S e xcellenlly
org"nlsed I stl I I think the lIcket busIness Is "bit dodgy, when ticket touts
c"n h"ve tickets before the tic kets h"ve gone on s"le.
So when the tickets went on s " l e for the fIrst night "t Manchester 's H"lne
Ro"d on the 1st of Herch \996, " lot of people h"d st"yed out ,,11 nIght to get
tic kets , but some people who h"d been queuIng of three or four hours stll I
didn 't get tIcket, Maybe this wes bec"use ' mas t of the tickets had gone to the
phone lines snd not to the v"rl OUs ve nu e s "round Manchester . Apparently 4,000
people were queuIng at
with more t hen an h ou r to go before the l uck y
few got tickets, out side Virgin Mag"store ,. I thInk the worst news for tho se
who h"d que ued up "nd stll\ mIssed out on tickets wes, reports around the city
"nd In the 10c,,1 presS th"t tic ket touts h"d been sel\lng tickets for £80 "t
the end of the queue before the ticket s went on s al el
Gre"t neWS, th"t even
before the tickets went on sale you could bUy them for four or fIve times
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W"S wIth
r t hthe Kne bwor t h
tIckets .
After gelling the eds for Loch Lomond end Knebwo
through the
post, I decided that I would be "ble to sdve up the money I would need seeing
It wesn't for such a long time. So I s"t down wIth two phones re-dIallIng the
same number "gaIn and "gaIn.
So "fter four hourS 1 put the phones do..... and
went Aout
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bought"
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T-shirt,
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"nd notIced" s I gh In a record shop whi ch
"dvertlsed O"sls tickets for both nights of kn e bwor t h end loch Lomond,
I
bought" ticket, and aft e r th"t I found out th"t there were loeds of un-sold
although they were maInly goIng as eoecn trlps.
I thInk that my
dls"ppolntment of not getting" ticket fIrst try stopped me looking else
for them. ... I'm s u r e I W"S not the only person to find thIs, some people I know
dIdn 't get tIck ets unt I I lest than a month before the gig . end there were
st I I I tickets a ve l I"ble a week before,
Why were there SO many reports of "I I
of the tickets sell Ing out'ln three hour S?
Someone out there In OasIs I end
tl cket~
wh~re
I have a little request, 1 hope somebod
can help me...
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In ~elody Maker, 11 May 1996 , after
the Maine Road shows, Everett True
quoted,a~ officialOasis programme, that
states: It s about much more than words.
Always.has be~n, always will be. It's about
something exhilarating, instinctive,
inspirational. Something special' Rock'
Roll!'
.
n
I hoped to find this in the-tour
programme at the gig in Paris last
September, but devastatingly all gigs were
cancelled. So I'd like to know if anyone
knows where to get a copy of it. If I can't
buy one I'd settle for a photocopy. Plea
help me!
se
Jan Koenot, Belgium.
Can you help? Get in touch at the usual
address and I'll pass anything on. JY.
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Lasagne!
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th second part of this, our world
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Cannon,~
g they sure are
exclusive interview with Brian
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I es and
to find out the secrets behmd the a urn s eev ...
pretty! So what's it all about?...
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Rumour has it that the glasses contain
Ribena...
That's true. It was about midday .
What, too early for the band to be
drinking?
. No , but the y're professionals!
Was the final product the original idea?
A few days beforehand I had myself
photographed in various positions in the
room, o~~ of w~ich was on the floor looking
at the ceiling. Liam saw that, liked it and
thought he'd adopt that pose.
.
An initial idea was to print the photo
up.s~de down, so Liam'd be hovering from the
ceiling. But that was a bit too bizarre.
So Definitely Maybe, in Bonehead's front
room. Where did the idea come from?
Wejust wanted a shot of the lads
looking natural. Not posin g in any daft way
like a lot of bands do . Just them at home,
having a drink, watchingTV , playing guitar,
chilling out with each other, like they do .
So a run through of what's in the room...
Well , the things in the room that
weren't already there are things like on the TV
_ there's a still from 'The Good, the Bad and
the Ugl y', which was especially freeze-framed .
The globe that's spinning is from Mark Co yle's
house (produced 'D efinitely Ma ybe'). On the
far window sill is George Best.
But he's a red!
But as N oel himself said, he's first and
foremost an Irishman . Then there's Rodney
Marsh, an ex-city player , and Noel's hero Burt
Bacharach. The mirror abo ve Noel's head was
a mirror from my house, bought from a
second hand shop in Manchester.
Reflecting Bonehead's garden, right?
Yeah, somebody once suggested we'd
put some mad effect in it, but it just happened
to be the way it was - pure chance.
But was it always this room?
Yeah, that was it, cause we did it in
such a short time . It came out of nowhere, and
all of a sudden we had to have this album
co ver done within a week .
The pictures on the inside?
It's just them at home being natural ,
cause the music does the talking. T hey don't
have to get dressed up or do anything stupid .
What's happened to the house now?
Bonehead still owns it, but rents it out
now . It's a beautiful four storey house.
o~
the back ~f the album, Noel's standing
With a globe ID his hand. A prophecy or
what?
.
No, it wasn't. It's obviously turned out
like that. But that wasn't the intention at all.
Lasagne!
Inside, why is Bonehead the only blur?
Well , he had the worst cold ever, he
looked like he was gonna die at any minute,
but we had do to it then and there, so we had
him tottering about with tissues in his hand
looking like he was sneezing.
So What's the Sto~?
Well, at the time Noel had a saying,
'There are no answers, only ever questions'.
He also stated the album had an urban feel to
it. So I decided on two guys passing on a
street where you'd never see the expression of
the guy walking away from you. Which was
me, incidentally.
Time of day?
It was about 4a.m. It was pitch black.
The reason it looks like its daylight was
because of the time exposure used.........
(photography jargon). You can actually see
the street lamps glowing.
Who's the other guy?
That's Owen Morris, waving the
master tape of the album, shouting 'Hats off to
Noel Gallagher', blind drunk.
So where had you been beforehand?
We stayed in some London hotel and
got bladdered . We were all pissed.
And then went out and took a few
photographs?
Yeah, well we took about 300 shots in
this street and used the very first shot that we
took, believe it or not.
Was it always this street?
No, I was wandering about for six
days doing test shots all over the place, but
Berwick Street looked the most interesting,
and had the best perspective.
I had 100I ideas before this, some of
which might be used in the future, so I can't
tell you what they are.
Any significance to the sugar bowl?
That's Noel's sugar bowl, and that's
where the line from 'Champagne Supernova'
came from, 'caught beneath the landslide' He
was sitting at his breakfast one morning and it
came to him.
What are you working on at the moment?
I'm getting ideas together for the next
batch of Oasis records. Also Cast's new stuff
and Richard Ashcroft's new band, which will
have some stuff out next summer.
You've done the singles boxes (cigarette
style). Any complaints?
None to me personally, but apparently
ASH - the anti-smoking campaign, were
booting off about it, but you know, arsed"?'
How big an Oasis fan are you?
The biggest. My favourite band...after
the Beatles.
Favourite Oasis song?
An Oasis song called 'Do You Know
What I Mean' which is gonna be on the next
album.
How is the new stuff coming along?
It's unbelievable! I knew it was gonna
be good , but now I've been in the studio with
them, it's even better than I originally thought.
It's coming along nicely.
If you missed Pa rt I of this
interview (the singles..), it's still
available in back issue #7. (See
later for details). Thanks loads
to Brian Cannon for his time.
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So where do you start in
the vast realms of cyberspace?
Lasagne! boldly went where
other fanzines fear to tread in
its quest to bring you up to date
on all things Oasis related, and
proudly present its guide to
surfing the Oasis waves....
The place to start is with the
'Oflicial Oasis Home-Page', This
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can be accessed at the site:
www.oasisinit.com Once you get
there, the limits are boundless.
On the home-p age, there's a
picture of the band and a list of
band members - well, it has to
start somewhere! Also, adverts
for the latest releases - most
recently , the 'There & Then'
video and the singles boxes, with
track listings and release details.
Your options from this page
run as follows:
Gigography - All gigs including
support slots, numbered and
dated as far back as 1991, This
page brings your gigography
from Lasagne!#7 bang up to date ,
ending with their 279th gig on
Sept.lOth at the Wissan Pavilion,
Bristow, VA on the ill-fated
American tour . Trivia fans do
you know Oasis still played 57
gigs in 1996, despite splitting up,
getting back together, flying to
USA, coming home, etc?!
Discography _ Again, accurate
and well laid out, containing
track .details of UK & US releases
along with the option to hear or
sec snippets of the songs and
their videos , should you have the
computer facilities for it. You can
also download the cover artwork,
to make lovely posters!
Press C1ius - No, not just the
latest Liam's leaving, oh-no-he's
not, Patsy's split the band up,
drugs shocker! Oasis split, Oasis
don't split, rubbish. - There's
some gems on this page,
including old interviews and
features, British and American
record and live reviews, and
official press releases (in other
words the bland but true versions
of the stories keeping the tabloids
in business) .
Then there's Noel's first
on-line session at the end of'95
in USA which gets slightly weird:
Q: What are your thoughts on the
icNaont mmuusc1h·c. scene?
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Q: Do you like lemonade?
N: Yes 1 like lemonade (//)
Q: Liam, why don't you wear
y o ur glasses anymore ?
Backstage bods: He's lost them .
...Very entertaining though.
Overall , this bit's a must-see.
Incidentally, this is how the
American press release for
'Definitely Maybe' gushingly
introduced Oasis to an
unsuspecting US audience:
... "The spare arrangement of
their sweet and melodic rock
ba//ad 'Live Forever' gives the
rest ofthe band a chance to
shine...an alm ost wistful
groove...a complex melody
line ...Liam 's singing shows Oasi s'
vulnerable, heartfelt side "
Makes it sound like a
Sea/ion Dion ballad doesn't it?!
PhotosLSoundsNideos - Sounds
and videos need extra equipment ,
so don't bother. But photos turnrd
up some famous & not-so-famous
shots. The question really is
whether you want to be bothered
with the time and expense of
loading these (and it does take a
while) when you could cut up any
magazine. Or newspaper. Or
Oasis cash-in biography.
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On-line eyepts - Re-live Loch
::[h~
Lomond through interviews,
photos, video clips etc. Or real
backstage interviews. Good stuff.
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Links - Now this is where you'll
keep coming back to again and
again . This takes you directely to
the myriad fans' web pages, all of
which provide varying degrees of
news, reviews & photos. At the
last count, Lasagne! found 39 ­
yes 39! such sites. A few have
been sampled for your
information. WARNING! : Some
of the sights are about as useful to
the discerning Oasis fan as
No-Way-Sis!
Avoid 'Champagne Supernova'
(www.cris.com) like the plague!
It's laughable ... Reading the
December 8th update, you'llleam
about a new single out in
December 1996 - either 'My Big
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Mouth' or 'Its Getting
Better.Man'. Urn,...blinked
and missed that one then
Mr P. Floyd (is that a joke
too?). Oh , Definitely Maybe
is spelt 'Deflnately' here,
and we're also informed that
there's no gossip or news as
he doesn't have time to keep
up on Oasis news. Maybe
you'd rather check out his
Marilyn Manson or Pantera
pages. No, thought not.
Alternatively, send hate
mail to pfloyd@cris.com
Likewise, avoid 'Oh Ave
Sis'. (www.learn.senccac.on. ca)
There's not much happening
and the title sounds like a
tribute band name .
Onwards and upwards,
Oasis: BeVlnd lIews
(wwwrmindspring.comr-d
ougieg/oasis,htm) is an
adequate site . Nothing
exciting, but it does contain
accurate sounding news on
the forthcoming album, an
Oasisgear link on the band's
musical equipment, and a
snippet of Noel's Beck
remix. Dougie reconunends
a couple of other fan pages,
'Niilll's Oasis Abode' , 'Be
Here Now' , and 'The
Masterplan', (of which more
later...)
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'What's The Stirv' (www:
staff.dircon.netlmichaell
oasis/index.html) is Ok, but
hasn't been updated for ages
(June 1996, to be exact).
You'll find F AQ ­
'frequentJy asked questions'
for the uninitiated - news,
pictures, guitar tabs , a
discography and some bits
& bobs including Noel and
Bonehead's on-line
interview, and a sound
recording of two Liam
interviews. Nothing, in
short, that the officiaJ site
doesn't do better.
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exchange of info between
fans and 'making friends' .
It's up to date , but a
technical problem with the
page means it looks Cl bit
confusing at the moment.
But Lasagne! will be back
soon to see what's been
happening there , and you'd
be advised to as well.
Top page we found , before
we made ourselves totally
skint, was "Tbe Oasis
Maslerplan' (www.iol.ie/e­
kglemon). This just has
everything. It's well laid out ,
intelligently written, and
accurate to boot. You have
(deep breath), news , tour
dates , tour reviews, guitars.
bootlegs, sounds including
'My Big Mouth', pictures,
articles, and links to other
sites . You could spend
hours roaming through each
one as well. There are 28
news articles and
interviews, for example, and
here Lasagne! unearthed the
classic Man City version of
Wonderwall:
'Because maybe, we should
have got Richard Madeley/
but alter all, we got Alan
Ball'
'The Masterplan' , we
salute you!!
And there you have it! If
you've never surfed the
net, it's time you took the
plunge. If you don't have
the facilities at home,
college or work (when
no-one's looking), why not
spend an hour or two at
one of these cybercafes?!
You'll find many a hidden
gem. You'll learn, you'll
laugh, and you'll cry
(when you see your phone
bill!) If anyone has visited
or runs Oasis fan pages,
let Lasagne! know. We'll
try to keep you abreast of
developments. Access the
official site at:
You can down-load pictures like this...
The 'Whalever' home page,
(www.dolphinet.co.uk)
looks like a good site for the
www.oasisinet.comandgo
from there. Lasagne!.......
to infinity & beyond!
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COUl1 - Were you there In
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'(3)
22 . The biggest warm up gigs ever?
(Inillals I , I)
19. 'Maybe tlust wanllo
17. Forename or re cent author with his
'VVhal's tile Slo,y?" book. (3)
16 and 7 dOIM1. An eally Bvside . (4,2,4)
15. Drink omitted from original version or
'Shakerrnaker.' (4)
12, He was kicked off the et, umslool and
oul of the band . (initials 1.1)
7. See 16 dOW1.
6 . The other side in 'The bailie of the
bandsl (4)
4 and 5 etOIM!. L1arn's tavourite Bealles
hack . (6 ,3,8)
2. No rnernber or Oasis is usually seen
wthout thls logo about them (6)
1 and 23 across . 'I met a fUllny looking
girl on a crowded beach In Spain'. (9,4,7)
23, See 1 dOW1.
21. See 13 across.
20. Noel's other half . (3)
will "/,/,e"r next issue....
Lasagne!
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A controversial article? What do you think? let US know...
Although in the media Noel is supremely confident,one wonders if
he be lieves that his band is up there with his heroes. (check
early interviews where Noel is very happy to have Oasis compared
wi th The Stone Rose~ I . No one cou l d have predicted the impact that
Oasis have had,with the the expectation one wonders whether Noel
will play it safe with new album or risk his mass credibility for
a change in style.The former is more likely,and if this is so
then within the historical context Oasis will be placed along the
line of British retro groups such as The Jam,rather than
innovators like The Beatles and Stones.Recent comments from Noel
indicate that Captain Beefheart has been on his listening
agenda,and as Beefheart fans will know,if Noel has plaigerised
anything from "Trout Mask Replica" then everyone will be in for
a surprise.Whatever it is like, for the majority it won't
dissapoint,but as for music journalists,they can be cynical
buggers.
The real musical innovators of the last ten years have been
mavericks such as Prince and Tricky,but still a classic guitar
band can still set the music world alight.Bands such as R.E.M and
Nirvana have achieved mass and critical acclaim through brilliant
self analytic lyrics coupled with innovative guitar play.Then I
look at Noel,his lyrics are generally bland and a cynic might say
that his guitar is merely a tool of the back catalogue in his
mind.
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On the eve of the third album the expectation is huge, will Oasis
produce a truly great album?Critical acclaim must now be the sole
ambition for Noel,money and fame is no longer the driving
force.What's The Story (morning glory) was critically hammered
and whatever Noel states pub l kc Ly he won't want it to happen
again.So why haven't the critics universally applaUded Noel's
songwriting?On the release of Supersonic i'd heard that Oasis
were the new Stone Roses.On further inspection it was clear in
the music that Noel is a fan of The Beatles,Stones,Pistols
etc ... ,but to me his heroes were too obviously flaunted,there has
never been any truly great band where the heritage is so
obviously traceable.True,The Beatles and Stones started off by
playing Blues covers but in time they created their own original
styles .Is it now time for Noel to create his own style ,
Bf NuJ, J.,
FAME AND CRITICAL ACCLAIM?
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hest runt ri hut ion .. The
Untold Story' is Oil it's way!
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I'll think up a prize for the
hest one. COOlI Luck:
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It would be very surprising if the new album is a drastic change
from the first two albums,firstly does Noel posses that much
talent and in what direction could guitar music go?Truly original
guitar music is a rare talent,even latter day guitar God John
Squire has been described as the "master of the cliche."The only
justification for claiming that Oasis are a new musical force is
in the way that they've so blatantly used the past on a scale not
seen before.
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BY
DEBORAH NICHOLS - WATFOf!Q
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18. Infamous Manchester venue , (9)
13 and 21 across . The make of Noel's
lavourite guitar. (3,4)
11.
'95? (5)
10. How Peggy addresses L1arn or Noel. (3)
9 and 14 across. It's a good job he was In
Glasgow that night! (4,5)
8. He's knOIMI simply as 'The Manager'
(Initials 1,1)
3. A living band Oasis aclually like! (4)
1. The town Wle,e It all began. (7)
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to get writing. Take the time to make some sense of
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recordings exchange views etc. ? Roll with it to Simon
Hughes 25038805, Number Two Company Clerk, lst
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Hello! I'm looking for Oasis fans from Wirral. I went to
Maine Road and Knebworth. I'm thirteen years old and
I'm also into bands such as Kula Shaker, Cast and
Manic Street Preachers etc. Write to Lynsey Scott, 69
Shamrock Road , Claughton, Birkenhead, Merseyside ,
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Hello! I'd like anyone from anywhere, who is mad for
Oasis to write to me. Reply guaranteed. My address is
Lama Collins, Jumbl e Hole, Jumble Hole Road,
Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, HX7 6PR.
Hey Now! My name is Tanya , I'm 21 and I'm from
Moscow, Russia . I'm desperately seeking Oasis
pen-pals from all over the world . Please write to me to:
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RUSSIA. Roll With It!
I'm an avid collector of Oasis rarities. What I'm after is
mostly vinyl promo's and limited 7" and CD's. Also red
double decker bus. die-cast toy with Morning Glory
livery . Please send lists to Kev Richardson , 64
Oakwood Road, Hollywood. Birmingham, B47.
I'll just tau this opporluni1y to mention the
people down at Danilo PI'omotions who
pl'inted the O(ficial Oasis calendal' this
yeat. They sent us a complimentaty copy!
cheers! I( you haven't got yoUl'S yet, don't
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Indeseo» Courl, Millhal'hOUl', London, El'!
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BONEHEAD'5 BANK HOUDAY
(...On the viny\ of What's fh e5tory ...)
Capo on fret 1
Fm
A
C7
G
little
break
to
get
away
for
a
holiday,
so
I
can
see
the
sun
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You know I need
A
C7
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'Cos in the sun they say it's fun, i f you get some
C7
G
Fm
A
G
or
I
could
steal
a
car
train
or
a
boat
or
an
aeroplane,
Oh I could take a
G
A
C7
Fm
'Cos in a car you can go far, it just depends what kind of car you are
G
A
C
G
G
La la la la la la la la la la la. What kind of car you are
C
A
G
La la la la la la la la la la la
A
Fm
G
met a funny looking girl on a crowded beach in Spain, her
A
C7
Fm
She said she came to Spain to have a good time
A
G
Fm
Well she was with her mum who had a face like a nun in pain
A
C7
G
Fm
She said her name was Dot, she didn't half talk alot
A
C7
G
I couldn't tell if she was mad or not, la la la la la la la
G
A
G
C
If she was mad or not, la la la la la la la la la la la
I
G
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name was Avaline
G
C
la la la la
C7
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Don't you know, I should've stayed in England
C7
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On my polluted beach with all my special friends
C7
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And don't you know I should've stayed in England
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Fm
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With my big house and me big car and all my friends there at the bar. La la la.
Fm
G
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A
G
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need a little break to get away for a holiday, so I can see the sun
A
Fm
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'Cos in the sun they say it's fun, if you get some
G
A
Fm
C7
G
well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane, or I could steal a car
Ern
C7
A
G
'Cos in a car you can go far, it just depends what kind of car you are
A
C
G
La la la la la la la la la la la, what kind of car are (x4)
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C
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Boneheads got the lot. He hasn't got the lot
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Bonehead's got the lot. Bonehead's got the lot. He hasn't got the lot!
Lasagne!
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C
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o
C
She was dressed up in leopard skin, and her soul would never be denied
C
A
G
C G
I met her down a disco in a beat up car, she was burning down the road
E
A
G
She looked just like a star in her Jaguar, she needs to lighten her load
o
G
C
And when you might, think you're gonna cry
o
G
C
You will be alright, step out tonight
o
G
C
You might think you're gonna cry
o
G
C
It will be alright, step out tonight
C
0
G
G
C
C
0
What I said, I said to her, I'm alive when you walk that way
0
Can
C
G
you hear what I can hear? It
C
I
S
C
G
0
the sound of a brand new day
A
G
C
She met me down a disco in a beat up car, I was burning down the road
A
E
G
lcanbea star in a Jaguar, I need to lighten my load
Chorus ...
G
o
My whole life's been sinking in the water
C
A
I need a ship, not your sweet lip tonight
Chorus (x2)
Step out tonight (xlO)
Tonight (x6)
Lasagne!
C G
UNDERNEATH THE SKY
Stick a capo on fret bI.U and away you go!
F/E/ ... Am/F/G/Am/F/G/Am/E (x2)
G
Am
F
GAmE
Am
F
Underneath the sky I've read, there's a storyteller sleeping alone
G
Am
F
G
Am
Am
F
He has no face and he has no name, and his whereabouts is sort of unknown
E
F
G
Am
All he needs is his life in a suitcase
F
G
Am
It belongs to a friend of a friend
F
G
Am
And as we drink to ourselves, we'll amuse ourselves
F
E
G
F#min/F/Am/ F#min/F
Underneath the sky, underneath the sky, again ,
Am
F#min/F/Am ... F/E/G
Underneath the sky again
Am/F/G/Am/F/G/Am/E
Am
wish
F
Am
G
F
G
Am
E
away to an unknown place, amI livin' in a land with no name?
Am
F
G
F
G
Am
Am
I'll be making a start with my brand new heart. Stop me making sense once again
So
me
E
F
G
Am
All we need is our lives in a suitcase
F
G
Am
They belong to a friend of a friend
F
G
Am
And as we drink to ourselves we'll amuse ourselves
F
E
G
F#min/F/Am/ F#min/F
Underneath the sky, underneath the sky, again
Am
F#min/F/Am ... F/E/G
Underneath the sky again
Am/F/G/Am/F/G/Am/E (x2)
Repeat Chorus ...
Am
F#min/F/Am
Underneath the Sky, again (x3)
F
E
Again, (again) , Again, (again)
G
Am
Underneath the sky again
CUM ON FEEL THE NOlZE
Baby, baby, baby, baby.... C / G / Am ( x2 )
F
G
Get ya boots off skinheads
C
So
Am
E
you think I've got an evil mind, well I'll tell you honey
F
C
G
F
C
G
And I don t know why, and I don't know why
I
C
Am
E
So you think my singing s out of time, well it makes me money
Am
G
F
C
G
F
C
G
And I don't know why, and I don't know why, anymore, oh no
I
Am
Am
C
G
C
G
cum on feel the noize. Girls grab their boys
C
G
C
F
G
F
we'll get wild, wild, wild. we'll get wild, wild, wild
C
G
Am
Am
C
G
So cum on feel the noize. Girls grab their boyz
F
C
G
We'll get wild, wild, wild, out 'till dawn
So
Am
E
you think I've got a funny face, well I ain't no worry
F
C
G
F
C
G
And I don't know why, and I don't know why
E
Am
C
Say I'm a dog but God it's no disgrace and I ain't no hurry
C
So
F
C
G
F
C
Am
G
G
And I don't know why, and I don't know why, anymore, oh no
Chorus ...
Wooh! ... C / G / Am (x2)/ F /G
C
So
E
C
E
Am
you think we have a lazy time and you should know better
F
C
G
F
C
G
And I don't know why, I just don't know why
Am
And you say I've got a dirty mind, well I'm a mean go-getter
F
C
G
Am
G
F
C
G
And I don't know why, I just don't know why, anymore, oh no
Repeat chorus (to fade) .•.
Spoken in wolverhampton-esgue, Bonehead and Liam-esgue drunken style banter:
"Alright, so cum on feel the noize, girls grab their boys. Ya more crazy now. Ya
more crazy now. Ya cum on, goodbye to Jane. Alright. Crack the whip when the
whip comes down. Girls grab your boys ... Get wild, wild, wild!!!"
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