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SAMFORD
LIONS
BULLETIN
SPONSORED BY:
THE LIONS CLUB
OF
BRISBANE BUNYA Inc.
Mar-Apr
2015
CHARTERED
27th August 2002
Club No: 066575
DISTRICT 201 Q3 AUSTRALIA
Address: P.O.Box 510, SAMFORD Qld 4520
www.samford.qld.lions.org.au
LIONS CLUB OF SAMFORD Inc.
BOARD & COMMITTEE MEMBERS – 2014/2015
President:
Secretary:
Treasurer:
Past President and Greeter
Membership Director
Peter Davey
Carmel Mazzeo
Frank Assink
Brian Sait
John Denyer
Club Committees
First Vice President:
Tail Twister
Historian
Medical Research Personality Quest
Christmas Cakes and Lions Mints
Charity Craft Creators (CCC)
Raffle Co-ordinator
Leo Advisors
Insurance
Sausage Sizzles
Director
Second Vice President:
Bulletin Editors
Website Maintenance
Lion Tamer
Kupidabin Park Maintenance Coordinator
Nevin Colgrave
Russell Plunkett
John Burnham
John Burnham
Frank Assink & Ross Mazzeo
Carmel Mazzeo
Bronwyn Rees
Jo Roberts, Alice Cunningham, David Roberts
John Burnham
John Denyer & Ross Mazzeo
Belinda Sait
Russell Plunkett
David Roberts & Jo Roberts
Alice Cunningham
Wayne Fleming
Nevin Colgrave, Frank Assink & David Roberts
Clean up Australia Campaign - Coordinator
David Roberts
Public Relations and Conventions
John Burnham
Lions Trailer Storage & Movement Coordinator
Ross Mazzeo & John Denyer
Constitution & Rules
Brian Hallinan
Programme/Guest Speakers/Inter club visits
Natalie Bailey
Attendance Officer
Wayne Fleming
Safety Officer
Wayne Fleming
Director
Wayne Fleming
NB:
1 Finance Committee Positions in Red (others by invitation)
2 The Treasurer is Chairman of the Finance Committee
3 The President is ex-officio member of all committees
4 Those members in BOLD constitute the Board
President’s Report to 6 April 2015
Well 2015 seems to have moved on at a great rate.
Samford Lions have been quite busy over the last seven weeks or so since
my last report.. We had a Beyond Blue speaker at our February dinner
meeting. His message was relevant and cogent and we all left with a heightened awareness of this important issue.
With March came election time and we received nominations for the 20152016 Board and Committees at our 5 March Business meeting, filling all
positions except President. John Burnham subsequently volunteered to
take on this role in absence of other nominations. For those who wondered
I declined a second term for personal reasons, including that Amanda and I
expect to be away a fair bit in the coming year.
The following Saturday 7 March saw Samford Lions join with Rotary and
the RSL for a massive working bee with the Council arborists to plant 80
young trees for the Samford Avenue of Honour project. The project is well
advanced and the committee is confident that it will be completed in time
for the Anzac day centenary.
Following cyclone Pam and its impact on Vanuatu in March we decided to
run a collection outside IGA in support of LCIF’s relief efforts. Over three
days Thursday, Friday and Sunday 19, 20 22 March we collected getting
on towards $4000 from the generosity of the Samford community, especially those shopping at IGA. While it was a Lions initiative it became somewhat of a cooperative effort with Rotary who covered Saturday. The efforts
of those Samford Lions who were able to find the time at such short notice
to man the roster for the three days were very much appreciated.
On the following Wednesday 25 March we were guests of North Lakes Lions
and president Diane Unwin for a joint Dinner meeting at Murrumba downs
tavern. Just over half the Samford club was able to attend. It was interesting
to see how another Club does it, their set-up, their agenda, their bar, their
food service. There was good fellowship beforehand including renewed con-
tact by those from each Club who already knew each other and a comprehensive and entertaining agenda Guest speaker was Reg Gulley, immediate past
MP for their electorate. There also appeared to be a fair bit of envious attention by Samford Lions on the dinner menu. Safe to say we all thought it was
pretty good value for the same $25 as our own meetings.
The next Saturday 28 March was Twilight market day, organized by the Samford Leos’ budding Omega group. It was a big effort by these Leos and by all
accounts successful, with many queries of “when is the next one”? A small
number of Lions manned an information stall for Samford Lions Club to promote awareness into the Samford community and encourage those interested
to consider becoming a Lion.
We have just finished the Easter Art Show, where we sponsored and supported the Samford Artworks Group in putting together their Art Show. While noone was counting it was generally thought that attendance was better than
their previous show two years ago and they hope to make it a regular event. It
was a great display of the quality of artistic talent in and around Samford.
Samford gets quite a lot of visitors over Easter who compensate for the locals
who like to go away. On Saturday evening they held a glamorous opening
event with champagne and canapés. Yours truly and Lion David Roberts performed as the black-bow-tied bartenders, Lion Jo Roberts and Lions partner
Amanda both in elegant dress helped with the canapé service and Lion Alice
did the essential photography and social reporting. As Lions President I was
called on to say a few words and I officially opened the art show. Guests included newly elected local MP Mark Furner and his wife plus the Samford socialites and artists’ friends. We also ran a sausage sizzle on each of the three
days as the Artworks Group were really keen to have this. Unfortunately sales
generally met the pessimistic expectations of the experienced sizzlers and we
would probably rethink this next time. Nonetheless everyone involved really
appreciated the efforts of those who rostered on for the three consecutive
days of sausage sizzle and it was all worthwhile. When counting is finished it
looks like Samford Lions has made around $1700 for our Community account.
Coming up in April are the Zone 7 Pillowathon in Mitchelton Park on Sunday
12 April, walk for an Aussie Kid by Brisbane Bunya Lions on 19 April, Anzac
day centenary on the 25th and our combined dinner meeting at Ashgrove The
Gap lions on Tuesday 28 April.
Finally our dinner meetings have shifted to a new venue and will be at Topiaries from April 16, our next dinner meeting. Our new hosts are Helen and Peter
Hempsall. We said goodbye to Steve Cowley at a farewell function in the
Homestead on Wednesday 1 April. It was organised by the Samford
Chamber of Commerce and I attended on behalf of Samford Lions. I said
a few words on our behalf to thank Steve for his years of support and
wish him well for the years ahead, as did Rotary, Bob Millar as local councillor and the Chamber. Rotary presented him with a watch and the
Chamber brought out a magnificently iced superman cake. The Chamber
also put together a memento book for Steve with photos from all the
groups and people he hosted over the years.
President Peter
6 April 2015.
LEO NEWS
The Omega Leos’ ambitious inaugural markets were a huge success—
lovely weather, interested visitors and happy stallholders.
The Alpha Leos painted faces and coloured hair and accrued over
$200 thereby. All in all a very pleasant afternoon..
The Alphas are keeping busy:
Their March meeting featured speakers from Canine Helpers, an organisation which trains and certifies assistance dogs for disabled
people. Each dog is trained to meet the needs of its individual owner.
We were especially impressed by the skills of Harley, one of the two
assistance dogs at the meeting, who was able to pick up items as
small as a dropped coin and pass them to his owner Peter.
The April meeting was addressed by a representative of Samford
Commons. During the presentation the Leo club was invited to assist
with the inaugural Samford outdoor movie night on Friday 17th April.
They will be supplying cakes and popcorn (and raising funds through
doing so.)
So—the upcoming events for the Leos include:

Friday April 17th: supporting Creative Samford’s inaugural movie-in-thepark night.

Saturday 18th April: a team of Leos will be assisting at Vital Connection’s
Soup Kitchen in Brisbane’s CBD

Sunday 19th April: the Leos are going ice-skating together and hoping to
garner new members by inviting friends to the event.

17th May: Leo face painters have been asked to practise their skills at the
Million Paws walk (they’ll need to buy more paints first.)

23rd—30th May: the Leo club will be participating in the Red Shield Appeal
collection.

21st June: Leo High Tea at Topiaries. Soon a band of Leos will advance on
Samford’s Main St on a quest for sponsorship for this event.
Set up...
Aspley Leo club supported the
event
28th March 2015
Leos offered face painting
and raffle tickets
Article in The
Westerner
Leo pride
Samford Lions offered teddy
bears, cakes and information
Activities committee
Easter Art Show
Over the Easter Weekend the Lions auspiced Samford Artworks’ Easter Show in the
Farmers’ Hall. Lion partner Amanda and Lion Joanna had been meeting regularly with
the Artworks subcommittee and were able to help plan logistics. On the Opening Night
Lions David and Peter manned the bar while Lion Joanna manned the kitchen with the
aid of a commercial pie-warmer kindly loaned by St Paul’s Church. The entry-donation
went to Lions and that and certain other monies will add about $1700 to the Lions community account!
Lion Jo in the
kitchen
Lion partner Amanda with some of
her works for sale
Easter Art Show—more….
Opening by President Peter
Food...
Drink...
Art...
President Peter with MLA Mark Furner
Meanwhile, outside...The Art of Sausage
Sizzling was being practised.
7th March 2015
A coalition of community groups came together to plant 80 advanced trees under the direction of arborist Peter Bishop. The process included forming up swales and placing mulch to
allow for the efficient collection of rainwater flow across the slope. Samford Lions fielded 3
teams for the event.
Other works have been proceeding on the site in preparation for the opening on Anzac Day,
in which Samford Lions will again be participating.
The whole group at the end of the morning—Lions, Rotary, RSL, Rural Fire Brigade,...and
others
Two Lions teams at work...
A reunion—many years ago,
Lions David and Jo taught
arborist Peter Bishop all they
knew (it didn’t take long)
Job done—the Lions’
mulch forks were once
again very useful.
Lions partner Gary took part in the 2015 Shave for a Cure—and professional hairdresser Lion Ross did the honours! Plenty of Samford Lions were there to see fair
play….
At short notice a number of Samford Lions and Lions partners took part in a collection
outside the IGA for the victims of Cyclone Pam—reckoned to be the worst natural disaster ever to strike Vanuatu. Samford people had all seen pictures of the devastation,
and were very generous. Altogether the exercise raised some $4000!
UPCOMING EVENTS
17 Apr
17—18 Apr
18 Apr
19 Apr
19 Apr
25 Apr
28 Apr
30 Apr- 4 May
2 May
7 May
17 May
21 May
23—30 May
21 Jun
Leos at Samford Movie Night
Avenue of Honour Working Bee
Leos at Vital Connections Soup Kitchen
Walk for an Aussie Kid—Teralba Park, 8 am
Leo ice skating
Avenue of Honour opening—sausage sizzle
Dinner meeting with Ashgrove The Gap Lions Club
National Convention in Newcastle
Monthly Sausage sizzle—IGA
Business meeting—old Catholic Church
Leos at Million Paws Walk
Dinner meeting—Topiaries. Guest speaker Juliette
Wright (GIVIT)
Red Shield Appeal Collection
Leo High Tea—Topiaries
17 Oct
Lions Samford Charity Ball— Topiaries
PLEASE INFORM BULLETIN EDITORS OF UPCOMING EVENTS.
True (?) stories
A woman starts her own business. She's a good businesswoman, shrewd and diligent, and the company keeps growing strongly. Eventually she decides that she's spending so much on legal advice it
would be a good idea to employ a young in-house lawyer.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she begins her interview with the first applicant for the position, "in
a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leans forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"
"Honest?" replies the young man. "I'm so honest that when my dad lent me $100 000 for my education I paid back every cent the minute I completed my first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
He squirms a bit: "My dad sued me for the money."
A blonde woman is having financial troubles so decides to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She goes to John Scott Park, grabs a little boy, takes him behind a tree and writes a note: "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a brown paper bag
behind the big pine tree near the Arts and Crafts shop - by 10am tomorrow. (Signed) ‘The Blonde’”
She pins the note to the little boy's shirt and tells him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returns to the park to find $10,000 in a brown paper bag behind the big pine
tree. Inside the bag with the cash is a note: "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde
would do this to another…."
An old man and his wife go to their doctor for a check-up. They discuss the fact that though they feel
fine, their memories are not what they used to be. The doctor assures them that this is normal. He
suggests that they start to write themselves notes to help remember things.
Later that night while watching TV the old man decides to get himself some ice cream. He asks his
wife if she wants any.
She says "Yes, a bowl of vanilla, please." As he goes she asks, "Aren't you going to write that down?"
"No - just a bowl of vanilla, That's easy."
"Could I have some strawberries with it as well?"
"OK."
"Do you think you should write that down?"
"No need - vanilla ice cream and strawberries."
"And some whipped cream also."
"OK."
"Shouldn't you write that down?"
"No! A bowl of ice cream, strawberries and whipped cream! I remember!".
After several minutes in the kitchen he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs.
"I told you that you should have written it down," says his wife. "You've forgotten my toast!"
SAMFORD LIONS CLUB Inc. MEMBERSHIP REGISTER
as at February 2015
Frank & Kathy ASSINK
Natalie & David BAILEY
John & Peggy BARRY
John BURNHAM
Nevin COLGRAVE
Craig CORNER
Alice & Gary CUNNINGHAM
Peter & Amanda DAVEY
John & Philippa DENYER
Wayne & Gail FLEMING
Brian & Coral HALLINAN
Ross & Carmel MAZZEO
Russell PLUNKETT
Bronwyn REES
David & Jo ROBERTS
Brian & Belinda SAIT
Bob & Sue WRIGHT
W) 3289 1122 M) 0408 194 860
frank.assink@raywhite.com
H) 3851 1849
M) 0439 996 528
natalie.bailey@uchealth.com.au
H) 3289 5179
M) 0412 280 695
john@mataranka.com.au
M) 0410 528 210
johnburnham@bigpond.com
M)
nevinco@hotmail.com
H) 3425 2121
M) 0404 317 082
craig_corner@hotmail.com
H) 3289 2205
clerin@bigpond.com
H) 3289 6624
M) 0425 742 796
peter@kosa.com.au
H) 3513 0724 M) 0488 195 802
jpdenyer@bigpond.com.au
H) 3325 3279
M) 0422 664 451 (Wayne)
M) 0412 296 047 (Gail)
wgfleming@bigpond.com
H) 3289 3732
M) 0407 374 831
bhallina@bigpond.net.au
H) 3289 4997
M) 0438 723 867
carmaz@optusnet.com.au
M) 0406 542 246
russellpoet@gmail.com
H) 3425 3806
M) 0407 173 826
figandus@bigpond.com.au
H) 3289 4378
M) 0401 082 434 (David)
M) 0412 575 642 (Jo)
davidroberts44@gmail.com
jo.roberts@yahoo.com.au
H) 3285 1136
M) 0430 595 820 (Brian)
M) 0428 851 136 (Belinda)
belindasait8137@icloud.com
H) 3289 3471
M)0417 841 595
wrightrosm@iprimus.com.au
Please advise the Secretary / Bulletin Editor if any details are
incorrect. Correct information ensure you receive the District
Magazine, and will assist with communication.
SHED KEYS held by:
John Burnham
Peter Davey
Brian Hallinan
Ross Mazzeo
LIONS
PURPOSES
CODE OF
ETHICS
TO CREATE and foster a spirit of
understanding among the peoples of the
world.
TO SHOW my faith in the worthiness of
my vocation by industrious application to
the end that I may merit a reputation for
quality of service.
TO PROMOTE the principles of good
government and good citizenship.
TO TAKE an active interest in the
civic, cultural, social and moral welfare of
the community.
TO UNITE the clubs in the bonds of
friendship, good fellowship and mutual
understanding.
TO PROVIDE a forum for the open
discussion of all matters of public
interest; provided, however, that partisan
politics and sectarian religion shall not be
debated by club members.
TO
ENCOURAGE
service-minded
people to serve their community without
personal financial reward, and to
encourage efficiency and promote high
ethical standards in commerce, industry,
professions, public works and private
endeavours.
Lions Clubs International
VISION STATEMENT
TO BE THE GLOBAL LEADER in community
and humanitarian service.
Lions Clubs International MISSION
STATEMENT
TO EMPOWER VOLUNTEERS to serve their
communities,
meet
humanitarian
needs,
encourage peace and promote international
understanding through Lions clubs.
TO SEEK success and to demand all fair
remuneration or profit as my just due, but to
accept no profit or success at the price of
my own self respect lost because of unfair
advantage
taken
or
because
of
questionable acts on my part.
TO REMEMBER that in building up my
business it is not necessary to tear down
another’s; to be loyal to my clients or
customers and true to myself.
WHENEVER a doubt arises as to the
right or ethics of my position or action
towards others, to resolve such doubt
against myself.
TO HOLD friendship as an end and not a
means. To hold that true friendship exists
not on account of the service performed by
one to another, but that true friendship
demands nothing but accepts service in the
spirit in which it is given.
ALWAYS to bear in mind my obligations
as a citizen to my nation, my state and my
community, and to give to them my
unswerving loyalty in word, act and deed.
To give them freely of my time, labour and
means.
TO AID others by giving my sympathy to
those in distress, my aid to the weak, and
my substance to the needy.
TO BE CAREFUL with my criticism and
liberal with my praise; to build up and not
destroy.
WE SERVE