FREE FREE THE 6500 COPIES Sedgefield Knysna Wilderness George Issue 454 P O BOX 1424 SEDGEFIELD 6573 The Edge Building, 63 Main Road TEL: 044 343 2415 FAX: 086 695 8936 CELL: 072 516 4701 Email: sedgenews@mweb.co.za www.edgecommunitynews.co.za 14 January 2015 DOUBLE DROWNING SHOCKS SEDGE The start of 2015 has been a tragic one with two drowning accidents occurring within a week of each other. The first happened on New Year’s Day when young Josh van Kerkhoff succumbed to the strong rip currents whilst swimming with two others, and the second happened seven days later, when a young girl witnessed her grandfather Klaus Conrad drowning near the River-mouth Beach. NEW YEAR’S DAY TRAGEDY Josh van Kerkhoff, a seventeen year old from Elandskraal, about 20km from Sedgefield, was visiting an uncle during the holidays, and decided to go swimming with his two cousins at the Platbank Beach situated at the end of the gravel road to Groenvlei. The sea off that beach is notorious for its rip currents, and shortly after three o’clock all three teens got into trouble. COOL FOR SCHOOL! With school starting in just a week, we thought we should stick to our long tradition of publishing a photo of kids soon to embark on their first day at school ever! A couple of holiday-makers on the beach witnessed the terrible incident and later described what happened to a local friend. From the beach they saw Josh lose his footing and, within seconds, getting pulled away from the shore at an alarmingly rapid rate. They grabbed their body-boards and rushed down towards the water, but by the time they got in it was more than obvious that it was too late. The young man had already disappeared under the water, way beyond the back-breakers. The other two boys had also got caught in the strong pull of the riptide, but fortunately managed to escape and haul themselves exhausted onto the sand. Local mom Pam Booth took this fantastic photo of some plucky little Grade 1’s, ready and rearing to go. Emergency services had been alerted and NSRI Wilderness, Sedgefield Fire and Rescue Services, SA Police Services, WC Government Health EMS and the Red Cross AMS Skymed rescue helicopter were soon on the scene. Ashley ‘Junior’ Arends is the smart looking ‘teacher’, he’s going to Redlands in Barrington. His two pupils are Georgia Voges (Laerskool Sedgefield Primary) and Grace Banda (Sedgefield Primary in Smutsville). May their first year be filled with love, courage, hope, determination and friends...lots of friends. Rumours rushed around alleging that the NSRI’s rescue attempts had been seriously delayed because holiday makers’ vehicles had parked in their boat and trailer and blocked access to the beach, but the NSRI has stated that this was not the case. Spokesman Craig Lambinon said that there had definitely not been any reports of such a problem, and as response time (or any hindrance thereof) is of ultimate importance to the NSRI it would certainly have been brought to light if there had been such an incident. Sadly, the anguish for the van Kerkhoff Family continues. Despite extensive searching by the NSRI, SAPS helicopters and the SAPS diving unit, the young man’s body has still not been found. According to the SAPS Western Cape Media Liaison officer Captain Malcolm Poje, as more time passes the chances of finding him get less and less. He said that over a number of days the search had been scaled right down and eventually called off. VISITING GRANDFATHER DROWNS A planned holiday of quality time with his family turned to tragedy for a seventy four year old German visitor when he collapsed and drowned in the sea whilst playing with his seven year old granddaughter. Klaus Conrad (74) and his wife Ute had arrived at Myoli River Lodge only the day before, bringing with them their two grandchildren Killian (9) and Ronja (7) whilst their daughter-in-law (Andrea) ran her busy accommodation establishment in Clanwilliam. Sadly, only 14 months previously the couple’s son, the father of the two grandchildren, had died in a plane accident over Stellenbosch Airfield. Klaus Conrad - the German national who drowned at the Rivermouth beach last Wednesday, seen here with his seven year old grandchild Ronja. Ronja was with him in the sea when the tragedy occurred. Having fetched the children from Clanwilliam and driven through to Sedgefield the day before, both Klaus and Ute were quite tired, and according to the owner of Myoli River Lodge Ronel Gauche, Ute suggested they take it easy on their first day. But Klaus had insisted that as they were at the beach they should take their grandchildren swimming, so the four of them set off. Little did Ronel know that Ute would soon be relating a terrible chain of events to her. It was around 11.30, whilst he was standing in the sea on the other side of the river-mouth with young Ronja, that Klaus collapsed and went under the water. Ute was on the beach a short way away with Killian, but they were looking the other way, and it was only when the girl rushed up screaming that her granddad had ‘fallen over’ that they knew anything was wrong. Lifeguards dashed over to help, but Klaus was already floating unresponsive in the surf . They commenced CPR (Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation) and moments later were joined by an off duty paramedic who happened to be on the beach at the time. Medics from NSRI Wilderness also arrived to assist, but there was nothing anyone could do. Eventually paramedics had no choice but to declare the devoted grandfather dead on the scene. His body was handed into the care of the Forensic Pathology Services and Police opened an inquest docket. The autopsy showed the cause of death to be drowning, and his wife later reasoned that as he had been sick, it may have been a stroke that caused him to collapse in the water. On behalf of the people of Sedgefield we offer our heartfelt condolences to the families of both the drowning victims. S Do you like to sing... o....... It’s 2015 then. Wow. .... in the shower, in the car, at church? Then you can be part of the very first Sedgefield Easter Choir and sing in the closing ceremony of the Slow Festival. Now that's something to sing about! I could, of course, rabbit on about how fast 2014 went and doesn’t time fly and before we know it, it will be Easter… yaddah yaddah yaddah, blah blah fishpaste… . But I won’t mention a word of it – because you will no doubt be sick of hearing such stuff by now. Instead I’m going to write about RESOLUTIONS! You see one day, towards the end of December, I was sitting on my deckchair at the Sedgefield traffic lights thinking. I had been there an hour or two and gotten bored of smiling and waving and trying to hawk Mrs Ed’s clothing to anyone driving a vehicle with foreign number plates, and my mind started wandering, or was it wondering….? Or both? I suppose my wandering mind was wondering what it could wonder about whilst wandering about….. Then it suddenly dawned on me. I needed to work on my New Year’s resolutions. “Wait!” I exclaimed out loud (hence the exclamation mark. Impressed?), “How can I work on my New Year’s Resolutions for 2015 without assessing how I did in 2014?” (It may have been my rather high-pitched squeal that made the Gauteng lady in the exceedingly posh 4x4 (they must have heard about our roads) zap up her electric windows and hit the central locking button. I could see her telling her children that I was probably just ‘special’ and that they shouldn’t stare. ) But I cared not – with this new Please diarise Monday 9th February at 18.00hr at the N.G. Kerk for the first choir practice. Tell all your friends and don't miss it! train of thought steaming along I started looking back to last year and seeing whether or not any of the 2014 resolutions were worth carrying forward….. Of course my first resolution was a given – it’s the same every year. Resolution Numero Uno, as they say in Parys, will always be “To become wealthy enough to live in a manner (or manor) to which I would like to become accustomed.” Not filthy rich, of course. It’s not like I intend to go into politics or anything like that. I fully understand that money is something that should be earned with toil and sweat – that’s why last year I made sure Mrs Ed always walked to the shops to buy the lotto tickets. The next resolution? Like many others, last year I resolved To Reduce My Carbon Footprint. But I have to admit, whilst this was a politically correct resolution, I found it presented a bit of a dichotomy.... In order to leave a footprint, one surely has to walk… or run… or even stagger (perhaps after being over-served with amber nectar). And walking / running / staggering are pretty well known as non-pollutive occupations aren’t they? Or, to put it in ‘carbon’ terms, they don’t use any. Carbon I mean. Do they? Unless of course you run very, V E RY f a s t … . . t h e n s t o p suddenly, causing your shoes to skid….. and thus the rubber soles to smoulder acrid blue, ozonedamaging smoke. And of course the REPLACEMENT of such soles would require the use of at least some fossil fuel*. (*For those under 30 like my son, it should be pointed out that ‘Fossil Fuel’ is not the beer anyone over 40 drinks before dancing). The long and the short of it is this year I am going to reduce my carbon footprint by not walking anywhere, and more importantly reduce my carbon TYREPRINT by getting Mrs Ed to run to the bottle-store with the wheelbarrow…. Barefoot. In 2014 I also resolved to exercise more. And this is a resolution I am using again this year, with a slight addendum. (sounds like part of the digestive system doesn’t it? “The small intestine had a bit of an addendum on the side’). This ‘addendum’ comes following last year’s early January attempt at jogging, which caused quite a stir when I blacked out and collapsed on the grass, only forty metres from home. The reason for this sudden downfall was, of course, my over-competitive spirit, which caused me to launch into a brief sprint to prevent another athlete catching me. Fortunately after collapsing I wasn’t lying there long – Mrs Ed found me minutes later on her way home from the bottle store and loaded me into the wheel barrow, pausing only to scold my athletic adversary (at 89 he really should have known better than to challenge a new runner to a sprint). He apologized, but reasoned that he had, in fact, simply been trimming his hedge, though perhaps he may have misled me into thinking he was running when moving his ladder. So in 2015 there will be a slight difference. I resolve to ‘Exercise More (caution when exercising)’ But it wasn’t ALL bad in 2014. One of my most successful resolutions was to not have any more children – something which I achieved with flying colours. I make the same resolution for 2015. (I just wanted it in writing) And there is another of my 2014’s resolutions worthy of repeating. Notice the apostrophe in the ‘2014’s’? Well, “Improve the Planet Earth’s Punctuation” is my quest for this year as well. You may see me out at night – I’m the guy on the ladder wearing the mask and cape as I paint over the sign-writer’s misplaced apostrophes in Pizza’s and DVD’s and ‘Special’s. No one wants to holiday in a village of totally normal people. There should at least be one or two wild-eyed, drooling locals who are obviously one-potholeshort-of-a-full-intersection. Otherwise what sort of holiday memories will our visitors be left with? That’s why, as a service to the community, I started early this year. You may have seen me at the bank’s ATM, shouting “YES!!! Come to Mamma!” in my best Brooklyn accent and doing a victory dance after the machine actually spat out a R50 note. (It only happened twice last year). One 2014 resolution I’m not sure I’ll repeat is “To whistle more”. To be honest I was hoping to restart a trend, maybe even earn some money out of it, but it really didn’t work. Whistling is a dying art. Blame it on Facebook or Whatsapp or whatever – nobody is bored anymore, so no one whistles (what do they teach kids at school these days?) Indeed, despite hours spent last year walking up and down the supermarket aisles, whistling a most talented rendition of Simple Minds’ ‘Don’t you forget about me’ at the top of my cheeks, not one person stopped and offered to pay me for lessons. Sigh. My last resolution of 2014 will DEFINITELY be one I carry on with this year:- ‘To be more cool with technology’. (I was going to use the term ‘au fait’ but apparently that would be counter-productive in my quest for ‘hipness’…) ( actually I think that’s the last time I’ll use the term ‘hipness’ too). Having got tired of being ridiculed by younger members of my family, who endlessly (and quite cruelly) whisper amongst themselves that I have the technological savvy of an inebriated squid, DESPITE the fact that I got my phone to talk once… (admittedly by mistake...), last year I decided to do something about it. Whenever I was alone in the bathroom or car, I would practice using phrases like ‘Hey, Check out this trending insterjam on my eyepad’ and ‘Dude, bluetruth me a screensnot’. I got quite convincing actually. So much so that my daughter would often purposefully engage me in ‘techno-talk’ in front of her friends - and they were so impressed they used to giggle about it. So by the end of this year I am determined to go a big step further. I will work out how to store ichoons on my phone so I can listen to music. Until then I’ll continue hiding my ignorance by plugging in my headphones and nodding my head in rhythm..... to my ringtone (it’s the only song my phone has). Sometimes I carry on even though nothing is playing. – The whistling helps…. Here’s wishing all the best for everyone. I trust you have all resolved to have an absolutely brilliant 2015… You’d be mad if you didn’t! On the other side of the coin, despite Mrs Ed’s claims, I don’t think I did well on my 2014 R e s o l u t i o n N o 5 . “ To b e appropriately eccentric”, and for this I must truly apologise to the community. Especially the visitors. Page 2 THE EDGE ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 BUMPER SEASON ALL ROUND So far, out of all the businesses we have spoken to, not one has reported dissatisfaction with the season, and happy (albeit exhausted) smiles seem to be the order of the day. Local residents only had to look at the traffic in and around town to see that Sedgefield and Knysna were both joyfully packed to the brim with visitors. Belinda Hobson, Manager of the Sedgefield Branch of Knysna Tourism, said that the bookings for local accommodation establishments were better than ever and believes that extra media exposure went a long way towards making Sedgefield THE place to be. “We have been featured quite extensively on a national level, most notably Mooiloop on SABC 2 and Weg/Go Magazine, not to mention the in-flight magazines of Kulula and British Airways.” she said, adding that international exposure also included American Travel Magazine AFK and the UK Sunday Times. Marketing manager for Knysna Tourism Johan van Schalkwyk was very up-beat about the season. He said that tourism’s ground-work indicated that whilst businesses felt 2013 had been the best in six years, many considered 2014 the best season ever. Whilst our businessmen may appear to be somewhat frazzled, they certainly have enjoyed the huge influx of extra customers over the 2014 - 2015 season. He agreed that media exposure had helped matters, but added that there were other influences too. “We are certain that the added publicity obtained by our office made an impact on the increased numbers, but a better economic situation definitely ensured one of the best seasons the area has seen in many years.” It seems the season is getting longer too. Whilst holiday-makers might not be staying longer, there is a trend of people choosing to come in the slightly quieter times just before and just after the crazy mid-December season. Van Schalkwyk confirms this. “Our indicators showed an increase in feet since mid-November 2014 and that growth pattern was steady until the town was physically fully booked from 19 December 2014 to 04 January 2015.” And with Western Cape school holidays only ending 20 January, it’s no wonder there are still people around. “Our communication to accommodation establishments confirmed that most of them have full or good occupancy until 15 January 2015 and can only accommodate when they have last minute cancellations. 31 accommodation establishments confirmed on 12 December 2014 that they will only have rooms available from 10 January 2015 onwards.” reports van Schalkwyk. He was quick to sing the praises of the Tourism Team, who he says outdid themselves over the busy period. The Knysna walk-in office logged 3703 visitor entries written in the guest book between 15 December 2014 and 02 January, and the information team also serviced longer trading hours including Sundays until 5pm. “During this peak time our accommodation team could only accommodate people in other towns such as Oudtshoorn and Uniondale ,” he pointed out, adding that three families had opted to overnight in their vehicles in secure parking areas - because they wanted to be in Knysna and nowhere else. ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 THE EDGE Page 3 JOIN THE HAPPY SADS TEAM! SLOW TOWN MOBILE MEALS Whilst background preparations are already underway for the 2015 Melodrama, the team responsible for the production, namely Sedgefield Amateur Dramatic Society (SADS), is encouraging locals of 18 and over to register with them. Not just for the famous Sedgefield Melodrama, but for other exciting theatre productions in the pipeline. SADS was formed in 2011 with the idea of creating an umbrella organization for local theatre, and a data-base of talent of those wishing to be involved on stage and behind the scenes. “Whether people would like to act, sing, play an instrument, build sets, help market tickets, do lights or sound, or ANYTHING to do with theatre, we need to know about you so we can get you involved,” says Verona Dominy Chair of the SADS committee. She pointed out that people planning on shows or concerts should also consider joining so that they may have access to the database, as well as advice from those who have experience in theatre productions. “As long as it’s for charity, SADS is keen to help,” she said. For this year’s Melodrama the SADS committee are looking for a producer/ director team to ‘run with the show’ . Committee member Tania Bouwer, who took on both tasks in the 2014 Melodrama and certainly produced a memorable show, says that whilst she enjoyed her time at the helm immensely, it had been a lot of hard work and dedication. “It was a wonderful experience – the cast and crew were fantastic. But there was too much time away from home and business for me to do it again this year,” she said. SADS Committee members are looking to identify a team of two or three people keen to share the task. “Of course they will have the back up of the committee for any assistance they need,” says SADS founder Leigh-Ann Ralph who directed the Melodrama for 5 years. “Of course they will have the backup of the committee for any assistance they need,” says SADS founder Leigh-Ann Ralph who directed the Melodrama for 5 years. Producer/Director Verona We are pleased to advise that in the last four months we have gone from strength to strength, thanks to the generosity of Sedgefielders. Following a very successful fund raising effort at Wild Oats, Mosaic and Scarab Markets on 30th August 2014, we were able to resurrect Mobile Meals. In the 4 months to date, we have incurred costs of almost R 50 000 and our regular monthly donors have contributed about 75 % of this amount. We are still not out of the “financial woods” but with contributions from separate fund raising events and ad hoc contributions from civic minded institutions, we still have our head above water. Our Constitution has the Financial Year ending on 28 February and a Financial Report for our 6 months of operation will be presented at the next AGM. Our new bank account enables us to now to identify (and thank) our regular donors. At the sake of repeating myself our bank details are :- Slow Town Mobile Meals, FNB, a/c 62502775549, code 210 229. The donation sheet at the Tourism Office can still be used for recording and depositing cash donations. This is preferable to depositing cash in our bank account, as the bank can deduct fees of over 10% of the amount deposited. We are also grateful for the contributions of a variety of food and vegetables received, sometimes anonymously, at our kitchen in the Municipal offices. Mobile Meals is a charity run by volunteers and all monies donated go the purchase of food and consumables with one paid employee. Mobile Meals is not a Soup Kitchen, no disrespect intended, and we serve a balanced meal of protein, starch and 2 vegetables on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. The menu is varied and our volunteers deliver from one end of Sedgefield to the other. The numbers do vary, but on average 80 to 90 people rely on Mobile Meals for a regular meal. We have no affiliation to “Meals on Wheels” but we work on the same principle of providing meals to the less fortunate. We have tried to be transparent and communicate with you in our short period of operation and have developed a sizable Data Base. If you have not received Emails recently, please send your contact d e t a i l s t o patmitchellza@gmail.com and we can keep in touch. We are making a difference in the lives of the people we serve and with your help we will be to continue with this good cause. Jim Mitchell 083 379 3737 Dominy who started Melodrama in Sedgefield, added that Melodrama has a tried and tested formula and if one sticks to that, without deviation, the show can only be a success! The annual Sedgefield Melodrama has been raising money for local schools and charities for the last six years. Anyone wishing to register with SADS should send their details to Leigh-Ann at email leighann@officeadministrator.co.za. The organization’s AGM is set for Tuesday 10 Feb, 6pm at La Piazza. All welcome. LADIES CANCER LUNCH The long awaited Ladies Cancer Lunch will be back this year in March. #Naturally Festive The Wild West Watch this space! 2nd Sedgefield Beach Festival Happy Birthday Velly 15 January 2015 We all love you madly Above: Sand castle art being created by one of the 15 team entries on Myoli Beach at the 2nd Sedgefield Beach Festival. On 16 December 2014, Knysna Tourism hosted a second Sedgefield Beach Festival that proved a great hit with locals and holiday makers. Below: 67 participants of the Slow Town Fun Run start their race at Myoli Beach and Pili Pili Extreme Sport Centre. The day started early with a well-attended Slow Town Fun Run. The event saw 67 participants along with some four-legged entrants – all enjoying the scenery that this accredited CittaSlow Town has to offer. In the two categories, both first and second place was awarded to a sibling pair, therefore definitely making it the best family fun run of the season. Not only did folk enjoy some fun along some of the highest fossilised dunes in the world, but they were entertained by great local talent and had the opportunity to build a sand castle. Great prizes from generous sponsors were on offer and the 2014 “SLOW” theme was incorporated to promote the slow status of Sedgefield. 15 masterpieces were built on Myoli Beach and the judges unanimously cast their vote in support of some cute Snails and Tortoises (being an unofficial icon of Sedgefield). SanParks and Garden Route National Park also attended the second offering of this family festival and not only gave visitors fun information and demonstrations, but also sponsored the first prize of the Sand Castle event with a complimentary two night stay at one of their accommodation establishments. No one walked away empty handed as additional prizes and lucky draws were sponsored by Distell, Klippies and Cola, BOS Tea, Fly Time Paragliding, Wildwoods Acrobranch and Pili Pili Beach Bar The day was ended with the Sotheby’s Beach Treasure Hunt for kids as well as free face-painting and other beach games. Be sure to note this festival on your to-do list for the 2015 December holiday – when the Knysna Tourism office will hold the 3rd annual Sedgefield Beach Festival. Page 4 THE EDGE ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 It is time again for The Farce Side to start rehearsing and preparing for another barrel of laughs to be served up in the middle of the dormant time of Sedgefield's seasons. As a result of our endeavours and to garner more talent there are auditions that are being held on the 15 January 2015 at Laerskool Sedgefield Primary (aka 'The Theatre') at 19h30. Anybody and everybody is welcome to come and participate or offer their services. If you are interested in reading for a role please don't hesitate to contact us on facebook or email us on thefarcesideis@gmail.com (please note the 'is') and we'll send you a copy of the 'working script'. This year the amateur theatre group, that was established last year by a troupe of misfits and brought you Michael McKeever's 'Suite Surrender', is serving up another gem in the form of 'A Mad Breakfast' by I.M. Gray. Once again, our writers have taken liberties to include local references (a local radio station will have a star turn) and characters of our town that we all know and love. With most of the action taking place on stage this is a farce with a difference because it only has 2 doors (instead of the obligatory 4 or more), so with plenty of 'asides' and the shenanigans of a ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 professional prankster this piece promises to brighten up the Winter days. The show runs on 14 and 15 May and then again on 21 and 22 May. Tickets will be available closer to the time and for updates on our progress and some tantalizing teasers as to what the action might entail keep watching The Edge. If you're afraid that you might be missing out, please don't hesitate to stop any one of the cast or crew in the street and ask them what you would like to know, they might not know but they are very happy to chat about what we're up to. This is not all that the Troupe will be doing this year. As our numbers grow and we draw more and more of the talent out of their homes and on to the stage there is also going to be a little street theatre production in the pipeline, 'A New Step' by Leonard Cohen will be performed repeatedly at different places of interest during the Festival and once again the Troupe will be participating in the Parade. Street Theatre is not for the faint of heart and this little piece is going to be offbeat, avant garde and positively nouveau cuisine served up with a good side dish of the absurd. Lastly the plans to attempt a Musical (with a cast of hundreds and mechanized wild animals or plants) is on the horizon so if you hear any rumours they're probably true. Once again, and not for the last time, everything that The Farce Side does is for the coffers of our local charities. The labour of love that is the work of the thespians and crew of this little troupe honestly only do it because we're crazy about the creative process. So, for the love of laughter and the delight of being entertained, come out in your droves and have some fun. THE EDGE Page 5 Knysna SPLASH a great success! A SAD FAREWELL TO DAVID HODGSON Last month’s Knysna SPLASH (19-21 December) was a great success, according to organisers Knysna Rotary, and provided lots of fun for both spectators and participants. “The event provides ideal holiday activities,” says Rotary spokesman Andrew Finn, “and at the same time has the huge benefit of raising money for local charities.” According to Finn, the Mud Run, a fun obstacle course which ends in a hose-down by the Knysna Fire Brigade, was supported by lots of local and visiting families and lived up to its muddy reputation. “The Lagoon Mile swim in the Knysna Quays was also a success and is growing in popularity. We have numerous good swimmers returning annually to compete.” Lagoon Mile Winners: Lagoon Mile – 1600m 1 Liam Fourie, 00:18:48 2 Trevor Austin, 00:20:22 3 Brandon Thysse, 00:21:18,29 Lagoon Mile – 450m 1 Pierre Botha, 00:08:14 2 Henri Pienaar, 00:08:31 3 Carla Collins, 00:09:26 “The Quack Attack, a race between numbered plastic yellow ducks at the Waterfront, saw twice the number of ducks being sold compared to the previous year. At R20 per duck, this is a great fundraiser,” says Finn. “The Dragon Boat Races were well supported by local teams and had a good turnout of spectators, making for a great day out on the lagoon.” A total of 16 teams competed in the Dragon Boat Races. In the fun event, the winners were Knysna Toyota with a time of 37.41. Second place went to SPW Montessori (40.94). The final race of the competitive event was fiercely contested by Knysna Canoe Club and Knysna Canoe Polo and, although the fastest time of the day was actually set by Knysna Canoe Polo in the semi- finals (33.43), they were pipped at the post in the final heat and lost to Knysna Canoe Club (35.26) by 23 seconds (35.49). Eight spot prizes were awarded during the event. The two team prizes were won by Knysna Pipe Band for best team cohesion, and best preparation and dress. The Pams won the team spirit prize. Profits from events such as these are used to promote Knysna Rotary’s ongoing community projects. Save the dates for next year’s Knysna SPLASH, 18-20 December 2015. For more information, visit www.knysnaSPLASH.co.za. A tribute written by the Hodgson family.... David Hodgson went to be with the Lord suddenly and unexpectedly, at the age of 53 on Wednesday night, 7 January 2015. He leaves a deeply grieving family and community in De Hoop, Uniondale. His wife Johanna and his children Bobby and Shelly. He was the eldest son of Pastor Bob and Leoni Hodgson of Sedgefield, he was beloved brother to Belinda Hobson Sedgefield Tourism Office, Tammy at Diepwalle and Jonathan in Wilderness. David spent most of his life in Knysna, where he was the Head Prefect of Knysna High School (1978), Victor Ludorum, Junior and Senior Captain of the Rugby and Cricket Team. He served in 32 Battalion in Angola and became Officer Commanding Commandos in Knysna where he was later promoted to Colonel. He also farmed at Green Pastures farms in Knysna until 1992, then moved to the farm in De Hoop, Langkloof where he was deeply loved and highly respected. He started many upliftment programmes and left an indelible footprint wherever he went and touched Knysna Shuttle service extended Since its inception on 15 December 2014, Knysna Shuttle has sold over 450 one way travel coupons and serviced the whole of Knysna with a zoned hop-on and hop-off schedule. Knysna Tourism implemented the service just before the peak holiday season and during a recent shuttle management meeting confirmed the extension of this service. The extension will include more user friendly improvements to the offering such as a direct call centre line to make the service more accessible to the general public and not just from participating establishments. A dedicated website under the 2nd Year, New Direction Staying the Course after a False Start As 2015’s First Years prepare for the exciting next step in their lives – being students and becoming bona fide grown ups – a significant number of them will slip into their seats feeling a tinge of regret. These are the students who already have a year or two of studies behind them, but have had to face up to the fact that they were moving in the wrong direction, and needed to start afresh in a different field. “Many of these students feel a sense of guilt and disappointment for not having made a success of their first go, but it is important that they address the psychological impact of their experience in order to continue their studies with confidence,” says Dr AnneKa van den Hoek, Academic Manager at The Independent Institute of Education, SA’s largest and most accredited private higher education institution. Van den Hoek says that the decision to embark on a different course of study is mostly caused by poor performance or failure on the initial course, or the realisation that the route of first choice created little interest or excitement for the student. Sometimes, it is a combination of both. “These students often feel that they wasted both time and money by pursuing their initial Page 6 THE EDGE studies, but this is not necessarily the right approach,” says Van den Hoek. She says students need to recognise that any education – even where it did not lead to a qualification – is valuable. “The knowledge gained will always form part of this student’s holistic makeup, and is likely to become relevant and useful when least expected. It also contributes to a more well-rounded professional repertoire,” she says. “Older students embarking on their first year in a new course, however, should take certain steps to take back their power and passion if they are going to make a success of things this time around,” she says. Van den Hoek says there are five characteristics which students should cultivate, as failure to do so could once again have a negative impact on their success. “Identify your areas of weakness, correct them, and build on your strengths,” says Van den Hoek. “You may find that one or more of these characteristics played a role in your initial false start. If so, fix the problem, and pursue your new opportunity with confidence and vigour.” • Attitude: Your attitude is a very important determinant of whether you will succeed. Students with positive attitudes possess the ability and willingness to learn new subjects even if some of them appear irrelevant. These students understand the importance of the subject in achieving overall success and do not give up easily. Students with positive attitudes will also take advantage of all the institutional support provided. Successful students are goal-oriented and believe that they can and will succeed. • Academic skills: You simply won’t succeed if you don’t possess the skills needed to deal with academic work at university or college level. Studies have shown that acquiring the academic skills needed contributes enormously to success. At college level, students are expected to study independently most of the time. Without the ability to read c o m p r e h e n s i v e l y, w r i t e effectively, speak fluently, and to communicate clearly, chances of success are reduced. Students should therefore actively engage in acquiring these skills through workshops, feedback or practise. • Interpersonal skills. Much as college or university studies demand independent work, successful students also have positive interpersonal skills. These increase students’ ability to interact with other students, make friends and be active the heart of everyone he met. Although we know he is safe in the arms of Jesus, he will be missed everyday by everybody who knew him. members of study groups. They also enable students to seek out and use help when it is most needed. • Self-motivation and selfdiscipline: At university level, students are expected to work with much less structure and direction than at high school. More so if they study online. This requires strong selfmotivation during those times when the lecturer is not present. Much self-discipline goes into the completion of assignments on time, research and completing other academic activities. Clearly, students whose goal is to succeed need to be self-motivated and selfdisciplined. • Good time-management skills: Successful students learn how to manage their time. This goes together with selfdiscipline. Being able to manage time ensures that students are able to prepare for various academic activities, including preparation for tests and examinations and to anticipate problems as and when they arise. Procrastinators do not succeed. On behalf of: The Independent Institute of Education. For further information or comment by Dr Van den Hoek, please contact:Zeenat at Lange 360: 021 448 7407 or zeenat@lange.co.za Liddy Leent (Aestas Guest House) proudly displays the first Zone One coupon sold and takes an introductory commute on Knysna Shuttle from the Knysna Waterfront on 15 December 2014 at 18h00. visitknysna.co.za umbrella will also be unveiled to host real time information regarding the shuttle service. natural extension of the service can now be afforded to other initiatives that we will be announcing in the near future. I am proud of the team who interacted with members and other businesses to get the initiative going so effectively and very efficiently”, said Greg Vogt, Knysna Tourism CEO. “The inception of the project was borne with the objective of creating safe passage for our visitors to and from restaurant’s without them having to drive. We are proud to announce that the service was successful, and even Two service providers and three locals were using Knysna Shuttle vehicles worked around the clock rather than driving themselves. A (Continued on opposite page.) Winner of the Hospice Raffle Walter Smith is presented his prize by Karen Rotherham. The Christmas cake prize was donated by Moira Diamond. ISSUE 454 14 January 2014 SEA LETTUCE IN KNYSNA ESTUARY NOT TOILET PAPER Following complaints from citizens that toilet paper was seen floating in the estuary, Professor Brian Allanson (‘Prof’) of the Knysna Basin Project reported on the cause of the evident sea lettuce/ macro-algae to the Knysna Pollution Action Committee (SANParks, Knysna Municipality, Eden District Municipality and the Knysna Basin Project). Sea lettuce (Ulva lactuca) is a form of green algae that comes from the sea (often seen free floating) and can be consumed by herbivorous fish, sea animals, slugs and others. It is bright green in colour but can be white or black when dry. Although more studies are underway, Prof’s report in a nutshell explains how dead and decaying algae push up the greyish, oxidized algae to the surface. He suspects increased hydrogen and phosphate levels in the water which led to last year’s red tide, have led to this year’s visible sea lettuce. ‘December’s strong easterly winds might have pushed the large quantities of nitrogen and phosphate mixed with warm water to intertidal shores.’ It is mainly along the North shore of Ashmead in the vicinity of Costa Sarda and Monk’s Caravan Park. Why does it look like toilet paper? ‘The surfacing of sea lettuce to its current level is a natural phenomenon and not related to the Water Treatment Works at all. In fact as the tide rises, fragments of these sheets are lifted and float to the surface from where they are transported onto the saltmarsh under the stress of winds. With ebb tide the fragments are caught on the tops of the saltmarsh where they dry out and create the appearance of ‘loo paper.’ So says Johan de Klerk, Area Manager of the Knysna section of the Garden Route National Park (GRNP): ‘The analysis Prof has shared with SANParks will assist the decision whether to remove it or not. It is a natural process but where there is a bloom of sea lettuce, it can prevent sunlight from reaching vegetation such as eelgrass. When it dies, bacteria feeding on it can use up vast amounts of oxygen but the upside is that this can also give rise to a large population of invertebrates.’ Although sea lettuce is edible in other countries, authorities are cautioning against this as more studies must still be conducted. KNYSNA SHUTTLE SERVICE EXTENDED (Continued from previous page) and will continue to do so as the initial introductory phase proved such a great success. Knysna Tourism Marketing Manager, Johan van Schalkwyk, said that “the Knysna Shuttle service was a great hit with visitors and it was exciting to note the daily promotion and use of the shuttle on the dedicated WhatsApp group and online. People were able to enjoy their favourite Knysna spots responsibly. Additional branding and new marketing material to encourage ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 the Knysna Shuttle service extension and promote the dedicated call centre number will be distributed in the coming weeks. Interest from various festival organisers to incorporate this service into their delegate offering can also been confirmed.” Knysna Tourism wishes to thank the providers for their professional and timeous service during this peak period as well as the users and promotors of the service. Liddy Leent, owner of Aestas Guest House and member of the Knysna Shuttle management team happily concludes: “Our guests absolutely love the service and we are proud to promote it. We will confidently be making use of this added offering that Knysna Tourism has introduced to our town.” For up to date Knysna information, please visit www.visitknysna.co.za. THE EDGE Page 7 Diary Dateline 14th - 28th January 2015 Welcome to The EDGE’s Diary Dateline column in which we will endeavour to keep everyone informed on community related events, meetings, outings and suchlike. This column is only for the use of non-profit clubs, associations and charities. Wednesday 14 8:45am Guided meditation @ The Well, Plumtree Centre 2-5pm Sedgefield Tennis Club (Social) 6:30-10pm Badminton Town Hall. Thursday 15 04 7am Eden Cycling Road bikes & MTB’s depart Cycle Worx. All welcome. 7:30am Sedgefield Gentlemen Golfer’s Club @ The Links Course 2:30pm Bowls coaching 7:30pm Lions Club of Sedgefield meets at the clubhouse. Debbie on 083 306 9998. 5:15pm Guided meditation @ The Well, Plumtree Centre Friday 16 8:30-2pm Friday Market @ Forest Lodge 9:15-10am; 10-11:30am Social Line Dancing @ St Anthony’s Catholic Church Beg. & Int. Class. For info 084 549 3967. 10-11:30am Anchusa meet @ St Francis Church hall. Ph 044 343 1099 6:30pm Eden Al-Anon meetings in Sedgefield - contact Rina : 082 376 9788 Saturday 17 7:30am-12 Wild Oats Community Farmers’ Market @ Swartvlei 8am - 2pm Mosaic Market 8am- 1pm Scarab Craft Market Sunday 18 23 09 7am Eden Cycling Club Group Social outride departs Cycle Worx. All welcome Monday 19 08 6:30-10pm Badminton Town Hall 7pm Duplicate Contract Bridge in the Catholic Church Hall. Ph 044 3433141 Tuesday 20 16 7am Eden Cycling road bikes & MTB’s depart Cycle Worx. All welcome. 2:30 pm Bowls coaching Wednesday 21 8:45am Guided meditation @ The Well, Plumtree Centre 2:30pm VLV Vergadering by N G Kerk. 2-5pm Sedgefield Tennis Club (Social) 6:30-10pm Badminton Town Hall. Thursday 22 7am Eden Cycling Road bikes & MTB’s depart Cycle Worx. All welcome. 7:30am Sedgefield Gentlemen Golfer’s Club @ The Links Course 2:30pm Bowls coaching 7:30pm Lions Club of Sedgefield meets at the clubhouse. Debbie on 083 306 9998. 5:15pm Guided meditation @ The Well, Plumtree Centre Friday 23 8:30-2pm Friday Market @ Forest Lodge 9:15-10am; 10-11:30am Social Line Dancing @ St Anthony’s Catholic Church Beg. & Int. Class. For info 084 549 3967. 10-11:30am Anchusa meet @ St Francis Church hall. Ph 044 343 1099 6:30pm Eden Al-Anon meetings in Sedgefield - contact Rina : 082 376 9788 Saturday 24 7:30am Sedgefield Striders Club Run. 7:30am-12 Wild Oats Community Farmers’ Market @ Swartvlei 8am - 2pm Mosaic Market 8am- 1pm Scarab Craft Market Sunday 25 7:00am Eden Cycling Club Group Social outride departs Cycle Worx. All welcome Monday 26 18:30-10pm Badminton Town Hall 7pm Duplicate Contract Bridge in the Catholic Church Hall. Ph 044 3433141 Tuesday 27 7:00am Eden Cycling road bikes & MTB’s depart Cycle Worx. All welcome 2:30pm Bowls coaching Wednesday 28 16 8:45am Guided meditation @ The Well, Plumtree Centre 2-5pm Sedgefield Tennis Club (Social) 6:30-10pm Badminton Town Hall. Should your association, charity or group have any forthcoming events, please send us details so that we may publish them in our next issue! Page 8 THE EDGE PLEASE NOTE: Letters to the editor must be submitted with the author’s full name and address. If a writer does not wish his or her name to appear in print, a ‘ pen name’ (nom de plume) may be included. The editor has full discretion as to which letters to include or exclude and no argument, badgering, cajoling, bribery or heated conversation will be entered into. Opinions expressed in published letters and articles are not necessarily those of the management and staff of The EDGE Community Newspaper. To: Editor - Air your views: Subject: Xmas tree and road lights. What happened to the Christmas spirit of Sedgefield, no street lights changed for the Xmas theme on the lagoon. Christmas tree no longer a happening, every village, town, a city has a lit Xmas tree. What a shame Knysna, you have the lights we pay the rates. Bruce King Open letter A very BIG thank you from Sedgefield Lions. We would like to say a very BIG thank you to the Sedgefield community for the support they have shown to our Lions over the past year. A special thanks to all the ladies who continue to knit and sew for the Babies in Need project and to those individuals and businesses that supported our Care and Share bag project. The children and families that received the bags and hampers were overwhelmed by your generosity. To Ken and Felicity and their merry band of singers and actors, a huge thanks for giving so willingly of your time to make our Carols by Candlelight such a special evening. A special thanks to Masshire for loaning us the scaffolding for our Carols evening and to Zane Plaatjies and Bradley Kasayna for erecting the scaffolding for us and for coming to take it down in their own free time. May you all be blessed during 2015. Sedgefield Lions Club. Dear Ed, Subject: SA men and boozing Your article of 17th December suggests that 44% of South African men consume 'more than 3 drinks per week'. The corollary of this statistic is that 56% of men consume LESS than 3 drinks per week. I realise that my working life has been spent in mining communities, where any survey might be slightly skewed, but even in a quiet corner like Sedgefield, I don't know anyone who has less than 3 drinks per week. I suppose that I should exclude those who go to Meetings. Should it be true that this 'boozing' leads to ED, then Tony Hunter and his brilliant new Craft Brewery may well cause misery in the ranks of the ladies of Sedgefield! I have to ask, then, what sector of the population did Pharma Dynamics include in their survey? I think they must have stumbled across a chapter of the 'Garden Route Temperance Society'? I'm hoping for a white Christmas, but if I run out of white, I'll go on to red. Cheers Roger Lea Dear Editor, Village Christmas Lights As out-of-towners who own property in your lovely village, and who have delighted in spending our holidays there for the past 8 years, we have, over the past 2 Decembers, sorely missed the festive Christmas tree that used to light up the village circle. And now this December even the colourful street lamps along the lagoon have disappeared! Where have they gone? And please, please can we have them back again next December? Kind regards, Gill Campbell Dear Ed, No Coloured lights or Christmas tree Greetings, I was muttering much better about no coloured lights around the lagoon and no Christmas tree on the circle to our daughter's friend, Jarrod Williams, from England so he wrote 'Joan's Lament'. Before I give you my lament I would like to thank Father Christmas for his annual drive around Sedgefield on Christmas eve. I do not think you know what pleasure it gives to our neighbour's son who is 23, has never walked, talked, dressed himself, sat up, eaten unaided, but his hearing is his gift and he hears Father Christmas's siren as he starts his drive around Sedgefield. This gives this young man's parents time to get him down to the corner. Thank you Father Christmas, I have watched this VLV VERGADERING Joan’s lament Somehow it seems, someone failed to remember, coloured lights and a tree, are needed in December. Theories as to why, do abound, have they been lost? Will they be found? Has the Bermuda Triangle gone on vacation, to the southern tip of the Rainbow Nation? Has Mr Scrooge come to stay, hidden the lights till we pay. Did Mr Mole pull them down his hole? Did Santa’s naughty elf keep them for himself? Maybe a sea trout, pinched them from the roundabout? Buried under a dune, or beneath the lagoon? At Christmas time we will never yield. Christmas tree and coloured lights are needed in Sedgefield. In Loving Memory of our Beloved Husband, Father, Father-in-law, Gramps & Great-Gramps Cecil Whitley Frost 15.09.1929 - 31.12.2014 Memorial Service Monday 2nd February 2015 at 11am 36 Hertzog Street, Sedgefield Many thanks Joan Cross Knysna Municipality responds to the above letters : To Editor, FW: Village Christmas Lights The residents that reside opposite the colourful street lights complained stating that the purpose of street lights is to provide lighting and not festive decorations thus the municipality took them off. We need to look into ward committees communicating with residents first to come up with solution that can work for everyone. In loving memory of Giovanni Poverello who passed away peacefully on 19th December 2014. Peter and Marie would like to thank the community of Sedgefield (Churches, friends, customers of their shop, TLC and Simone in particular) for the outpouring of love, assistance, support and caring during this time. Bursary applications for 2015! Beurfonds aansoeke vir 2015! Financial help for high school learners Deadline 27 February 2015! Finansiële hulp vir behoeftige hoerskoolleerlinge Tyd om aansoek te doen! As we all know, having children, often more than one, in a High- or Senior school takes some financial doing these days. There is no need to convince anyone of the importance of keeping children off the streets and giving them an education with the possibility of escaping from their circumstances and one day becoming honest, working and steady members of the community. D i e Vr o u e d i e n s v a n d i e N . G . K e r k Sedgefield/Karatara, het nog elke jaar versoeke ontvang van behoeftige leerlinge en hulle ouers vir hulp met broodnodige skoolfondse. Die versoeke word elke jaar meer en kom vanuit die hele gemeenskap. As administrators of the bursary fund of the Women's Auxillary of the Dutch Reformed Church (Karatara/ Sedgefield) we wish to plead with the local community members and especially the business sector, to contribute to this very worthy cause. Application forms and all relevant information can be obtained from the church office, Hoepoelaan, Sedgefield. (Tel 044 343 2033) Members of the public are at all times welcome to inspect the work of the committee. VLV begin weer op 21 Januarie 2015 om 2 vir 2.30nm in die NG Kerk. Adriaan van Margot Swiss gaan Kolwyntjies versier! Sien jou daar. R15 om te kuier en tee, dalk is dit so lekker en jy sluit aan!! SEDGEFIELD BRIDGE CLUB 15th December 2014 1st Irene Apsey / Johan Steyl 72.5% 2nd Geoff Ditchfield / Rodney Nay 70.00% 3rd Meg Isherwood / Toni Williams 45.00% unbelievable gift to this young man for the past 10 years. 5th January 2015 1st Paddy & Bernard Sheridan 62.5% 2nd Geoff Ditchfield / Rodney Nay 55.0% 3rd Meg Isherwood / Toni Williams 45.0% We meet at the Roman Catholic Church Hall in Flamingo St every Monday evening at 18:45 and start playing at 19:00. For more information contact Leslie Farnaby at 044 343 3141 Please help us to really make this a successful community project for the children of the community. Anyone who would like to contribute to this worthy cause can contact Minette Coetzee at the church office or Joan Lombard on telephone number 0828694454 or pay the contribution directly into the bank account: N.G.Kerk Sedgefield/ Karatara Vrouediens ABSA Knysna 549 314 Rek.Nr.4064053463 If it is paid into the account, please be sure to state that it is meant for the :BEURSFONDS. Thank you so much for all your help and assistance! Dit word hoofsaaklik benodig vir boeke, skoolgeld, vervoer, verblyf en klere. Die nood is geweldig groot, werkloosheid en verskeie faktore dra daartoe by daar toe by dat die kinders van ons gemeenskap nie hoërskool toe kan gaan nie en dan doelloos op straat rondlê sonder enige hoop of toekoms visie. In die lig van die al groter wordende behoeftes het die Vrouediens besluit om die hele aangeleentheid op 'n meer formele grondslag te plaas deur 'n Beursfonds te stig met die hulp van die hele gemeenskap vir die hele gemeenskap. Basiese strategieë is opgestel en sal aan alle besighede en kerke voorgelê word tydens fondsinsamelings. Aansoekers se ouers/voogde sal 'n volledige aansoekvorm moet invul en voortdurende terugvoer van skole en leerlinge sal verwag word. Die beurs is bedoel vir enige behoeftige hoërskoolleerling, ongeag kleur of ras, wat binne die grense van Sedgefield Karatara woon. Alle aansoekvorms vir uitbetalings moet volledig voltooi, teen Vrydag 27 Februarie 2015 by die kerkkantoor ingehandig word. Aansoeke wat laat ingehandig word sal nie in aanmerking geneem word nie. Ons is van mening dat opvoeding, skoling en opleiding die enigste doeltreffende manier is om armoede en misdaad te beveg. Daarom het ons die vrymoedigheid om u te vra om ons in hierdie poging by te staan met raad en daad! Baie dankie, by voorbaat. ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 bees move into the hives, BEES becoming a problem? ifcollect the hive and replace it A local enterprise has come up with an eco friendly solution to bee problems. Knysna based Why Honey is an environmental initiative aimed at assisting with all aspects of beekeeping and has already been recognised for its efforts by the United Nations in 2011. The founder, Riaan Bosch, is not only passionate about bees and raw honey but is just as passionate about assisting fellow beekeepers to run their hives in a sustainable manner. In recent weeks Bosch has been inundated with requests for bee removals in the Sedgefield area. Having vast experience in bee removal he also knows that it is very stressful on the bees when they are removed, not to mention a financial burden for the ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 property owner. Hence he has decided to offer a unique service to our readers that would solve both these problems. Why Honey produces special “lure hives” that are placed in areas where bees tend to be a problem. These hives are much more attractive to bees than normal man-made structures and hence the bees will rather move into the hives than into roofs, fire hydrants, drains, Wendy houses etc. The company has already had huge success with this method of bee management in golf estates and game lodges. with an empty one. In this manner the bees are not exposed to the extreme stress of being forcefully removed or in worst cases swarms being killed. The cost of the service is a once off deposit of R250 to cover the cost of the hives:- the removal and replacement of hives are done free of charge. If the hive is not required any longer it will be collected and the R250 will be reimbursed. Why Honey also give talks about bees and beekeeping and any one interested can contact him on cell phone: (082) 2985 847 or email: riaan@whyhoney.co.za The service offered by Why Honey is to set up these lure hives for Sedgefield and Knysna residents on their properties, and THE EDGE Page 9 MOSAIC IN MEMORY OF ROSEMARY A commemorative bench was recently installed on the edge of the lagoon, close to the slipway in memory of Rosemary Hensley (Melvill) 1930 - 2013. Rosemary's family commissioned the Masithandane mosaic artists, working through Petricia Pieterse, to do a bench in her memory. Rosemary was part of choosing her favourite flowers and birds which are beautifully represented on the bench and was delighted to imagine a public bench being installed in her name, for all to enjoy. She was a resident of Sedgefield for many, many years. Before living in Sedgefield permanently, the family had always come to Sedgefield on holiday and continue to do so (since the village's very early days). Rosemary loved the village and especially the lagoon, the estuary and the Outeniqua mountains beyond, which she could see from her home, so it is a very fitting place for her to be remembered. A place where people can rest and reflect on the beauty of nature and of life around us. RIP Rosemary. Seen from left to right the mosaic artists who created the beautiful bench Mlungisi Nguma, Petricia Pieterse, Jonathon Windwaai. John Hensley, the husband of the late Rosemary is seen standing. (Sophia Nguma was not present). DIRTY BEACHES name to “Dirt Bin”. At one point we passed a couple of families that had set up to do a bit of jetskiing and they were just chucking their empty bottles over their shoulders – disgusting! Fortunately, a couple of Municipal Police Officers had also seen what they were doing, so they got what they deserved. The next day, I returned to Sedgefield and thought I’d see how our beach looked. It was better, but not without the same problem as the second picture shows. On my way back, as I was walking up the board-walk from the river mouth to the parking area overlooking the mouth, I was nearly run over by a teen-ager who was riding a bicycle as fast as he could, down to the beach. I shouted at him to get off, but he just ignored me. Later, I reflected on what all this means to the environment and I decided that we have to try to find ways to get people to understand that doing things this way is, to put it bluntly, selfish. If we carry on like this, our children and their children will GEARING UP FOR GREEN On New Year’s Eve, my son, with whom I was staying in Durban, decided we’d take a walk along the beach south of the Umgeni river, going towards the main beaches. We knew the main beaches would be very full, because it was reported that on Christmas Day there were about half a million people there. We walked south along the promenade and I was surprised at how few people there were. I was also very encouraged to see the attempts being made to revegetate the dunes – no easy task, I have to say. After a couple of kilometres we stopped for a cup of coffee and then decided to walk back along the sand. What we then saw was frankly horrifying in terms of the mess that humans can make in what should be a beautiful environment. You can get some idea from the picture, and the beach that we walked along was like it all the way. It made me wonder if I should suggest that Durban should change its Dirty Beach Sedgefield Dirty Beaches have no beaches to enjoy. We shall have destroyed them. So my plea to you at the start of 2015 is that we agree that we have to find ways of stopping such behaviour. Part of the solution might be to insist that all packaging – bottles, plastic plates and the like – has to have a deposit big enough to get people to take it back for a refund. Certainly we have to insist that schoolchildren are continually made aware of the real consequences of such actions. Care of our environment must be part of what they are taught every day. It’s also time to get our politicians to do what we as taxpayers pay them to do. In a nutshell, they have to enforce laws which penalize the selfish people who, through their thoughtless acts, are destroying our environment. Dirty Beach Durban Cats: Maggie (to the right) is 15 months old, she is a playful girl who gets on well with all the other cats Braveheart (below) is 1 ½ years old, he is a beautiful tabby who loves company UP FOR ADOPTION Knysna Animal Welfare Society has a cattery full of gorgeous cats and kittens and a wonderful selection of dogs of all shapes and sizes, all ready to move into your home and into your heart. Dogs: You can see the full selection on www.knysnaaws.com or visit the kennels at 1 Marlin Street, Hunters Home, Knysna to select your new furry friend. Phone 044 3841603 for further details. Tash (to the left) is 7 years old, she has the look of a wisdom written all over her cute little face. Page 10 THE EDGE Taco (above) is 8 years old, he enjoys company and longs for his creature comforts ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 HAPPY BOUNDARIES! I hope it's not too late to wish you happy, happy, for 2015. Did you have a happy Christmas holiday time with friends and family; filled with fun, fun, fun? And the responses I have had to that question? “Yes, well, mmm” Complete with a roll of the eyes. It seems that fun was had with friends but the happy family part of the equation was fraught with frenetic energy and tension for many. Why is that I ponder? Is it because the marketing hype around Christmas becomes all consuming causing us to lose the meaning of it all and become wound up with the insecurity and worry of not giving enough? Perhaps it's just a clash of different energies trying to have a good time - and with fixed outcome expectations - but not sure what a good time means for all. Not forgetting of course the dynamics and emotions that come with a family. Ok. So let's try again. Happy New Year to you all. May it be filled with love, laughter, labour, learning and life! Not forgetting joy. Did you set some New Year resolutions? No. Well how about setting some happy boundaries! I heard the phrase 'happy boundaries' from a family member and really like it. But that said I'd like to also include 'love boundaries' into the mix. What do they mean? Love boundaries simply mean that we love ourselves enough not to hurt ourselves. Yes, that's a subject all by itself, but let's just stay with this one for now. PLETT MUSIC FESTIVAL 4-8 FEB by Bev Moodie Last year was a rough one for many and the lessons for me and others too it seems, brought up the word boundaries. There are just times when one has to say NO. Love you, but NO. A love boundary means that while I love you (and for you I kill-da-bull) I can and have to say no - for me and mine. I simply can't do what you want. No! I need a break too over Christmas and can't be in your energy. I love you but please respect my space, my time, my energy our resources. Sometimes our body sets boundaries, unexpectedly so, when we get sick or simply run out of steam. No, it says: Can't keep doing anymore. Perhaps we need to set love boundaries in terms of our own energy, body, money, diet, wealth, actions, words because we do not want to hurt anymore. Usually the place for love or happy boundaries is around our space and home. And frenetic Christmas energy brings that one up more than at any other time. Tough love is also a love boundary. It says “while I love you I cannot watch you hurt yourself in my space”. It's about making tough choices that best suit the situation. It's about not rescuing some-one else and thereby taking away their responsibility to make a choice. And whilst this might seem selfish, it gives honesty to a situation and others the freedom to make their own (and different) choices. The opposite is, in a sense, interference in another's life, which usually brings resentment afterwards. So who are we kidding here? Music lovers should be sure to mark their diaries for this fantastic festival - all part of the Kids of Kurland School Project. WEDNESDAY 4 FEBRUARY 19H00. CAFÉ CHANTANT. And happy boundaries? Well I suppose that could mean making choices that make me happy. They may not make you very happy, but I'm happy. Perhaps it's about setting the rules of engagement. One can't step aboard ship with asking the captain “permission to come aboard sir?” My dad had a saying “strong fences make good neighbours”. True words that bring with it respect. And that's a subject matter worthy of its own article too. Some of us are really good with strong fences. Others are not. It's a work in progress and that's OK. And so here's to a good new year, a new beginning (again) and some love boundaries, or happy boundaries, whichever takes your fancy. Love, by the way, is a very powerful and healing energy, so don't be afraid to use it. Love and light Cheers Bev Moodie is a Life and Business Coach, Author and w r i t e r. V i s i t h e r a t w w w. b e v m o o d i e . c o m ; bm43@lantic.net Songbird Mia Swart and guitarist/keyboard player Olga Schoeman have had long and successful musical careers. Tonight they recreate a Frenchstyle bistro, and while you dine, this talented duo will charm you with their programme of French, English, Afrikaans and German songs some of the most beautiful songs ever written, even taking you back to the sultry renditions of Marlene Dietrich. A delicious bistro a la carte menu will be available. Founded in 1953, the RUCC is the oldest university chamber choir in South Africa. It maintains a rich and celebrated tradition of choral excellence. Its extensive repertoire includes sacred music, AfricanAmerican spirituals, popular music and, its speciality, South African traditional and contemporary music. Choristers are graduate and undergraduate students, and their magical singing will take you on an enthralling choral adventure. SUNDAY 8 FEBRUARY 20H00. A JOURNEY THROUGH JAZZ FROM AFRICA TO THE AMERICAS. Once again Plett's jazz legend Martin Wolfhaart returns to enthral us, this time with the superb Anda Masala Jazz Quartet. Four of the Garden Route's finest musicians will tell the musical story of jazz, from Africa to America and then, with a short stop-over in Europe, back to Africa. They trace the evolution of jazz as it is adopted and changed by different cultures and populations while staying firmly rooted in the original music. From thursday to sunday the courtyard will open at 19h00 each evening with live music, a cash bar and snacks for sale. this will be a wonderful way to start an evening of outstanding entertainment. THURSDAY 5 FEBRUARY 11H00. MORNING MELODIES. We can't get enough of globally acclaimed saxophonist Andrew Yo u n g , a n d h i s t w o performances for the 2015 Plett Music Festival reflect his amazing versatility. Come and relax in the White House courtyard with coffee and cake while Andrew, accompanied by a pianist and a vocalist, enchant you with beautiful classic songs such as What a Wonderful World and Unforgettable. THURSDAY 5 FEBRUARY 20H00. MUSIC OF MALI. Derek Gripper used his training in classical music to achieve an electrifying integration of African music and the guitar. His albums and performances have received outstanding reviews from the likes of guitar master John Williams, who he now collaborates with on a regular basis. Songlines Magazine called his recording a "staggering achievement" and Classical Guitar Magazine called his work an excellent album…of hypnotic beauty". He has performed in the UK, the USA and in numerous European and African countries. This is a performance not to be missed. F R I D AY 6 F E B R U A RY 20H00. SUMMER SAX & SALSA. A n d r e w Yo u n g i s a n internationally renowned recording/performing artist who has performed at the Royal Festival Hall and worked with greats like Dionne Warwick, Gino Vanelli and Shirley Bassey. By special request he is performing at the Plett Music Festival again. This time he and his brilliant band bring the exotic rhythms of the Caribbean to Plett for a night of salsas, mambas, reggae, rhythm and romance. This is as spicy as music gets, and if you like your music hot and high-energy, this show will have you begging for more. SATURDAY 7 FEBRUARY 2 0 H 0 0 . R H O D E S UNIVERSITY CHAMBER CHOIR. ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 THE EDGE Page 11 INDEX 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 To Rent Accom. Wanted Accom. - Holiday Announcements Boats & Acc Building Services Businesses Cellular, Electronics & TV Clothing Computers Crafts & Home Industry Education & Tuition Electrical Employment Offered Employment Wanted Fabric & Haberdashery Food & Wine For Sale Home & Garden Health & Beauty Hobbies Home Improvements Lost & Found Miscellaneous Motor Cars/Bikes Personal Pets & Livestock Plumbing Property Restaurants & Taverns Security Services Offered Sport & Leisure Tea/Coffee & Take-Aways Heavy Vehicles & Mach. Wanted / Swop etc NB classified adverts for the next issue need to be in by Monday 26th January ‘15. Faxed/emailed classies will not be placed without proof of payment. 1. To Rent Newly renovated office space adjoining the Edge building on Main Road. Two rooms with own bathroom and separate entrance. Available immediately. R2500pm including electricity and water. Call 044 343 2415 /072 516 4701 Sedgefield large 1 bedroom garden flat, semi-furnished, no pets, no kids, private entrance.. 081 542 9610 Shop to let Remax Building. Call Marlene 082 858 0424 Single person with reference. Wanted a permanent cottage, gflat or bedsitter on the Island. 072 487 0395 Bird Cottage on the Island. Quality accommodation. Low r a t e s . S p a c i o u s , D S T V, w/machine. Also stop over option in Guinea Room Suite. 044 3431261 www.birdcottage.co.za 4. Announcements ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Meeting - Fridays at 7:30pm For more info 044 870 7075 Al-Anon EDEN meetings every Friday - 6:30pm in Sedgefield. Aye Aye Aye, Aai Aai Yaai, Calamari, Falafals, Curry, Wurst, Burgers, Waffles, Cakes and so Much more @ Mosaic Market. Sedgefield every Saturday From 8am till 2pm Aye Aye Aye -Breakfast in a bed of bacon @ Mosaic Market, Sedgefield. Every Saturday 8am - 2pm For anyone affected by someone's drinking problem, o r a d u l ts s t r u g g l i n g w i t h relationship issues stemming from growing up in an alcoholic environment. Contact Rina 082 376 9788 DAMP CLOTHING? Tumble drier no good? Phone Hands on Electrical on 083 297 1929 LIFT CLUB to George Mon-Fri. Contact Anne 073 345 8200 NEEDED BY FRESH START SEDGEFIELD : used children’s clothes, shoes and toys. Items will be traded in the Smutsville Recycle Swop Shop with children who collect recyclable material Call Joy on 083-5556804 or drop in box at Dr Standers. Nico from Storage for Africa - a big thank you for your efficient service with my move in George. Cathy Furnished Garden flat wanted for Mature female. 082 070 2977 TRADERS AUCTIONEERS we buy all household items & pay top prices for antiques. Alwyn 083 651 7692 Single cottage/house room required furnished - Garden Route. 084 660 2777 Bernie WANTED : Sedgefield Hospice Shoppe need your second hand goods. Have a clean out and help others with your unwanted items! Please drop off or give them a call 044 343 1722 5 - Boats & Accessories Sailing boat, full kit. Tel 044 343 2323 Sedgefield Boat & Canoe Hire + Outboard Services. James 082 824 9524 / 076 393 5835 6 - Building & Related Services Architectural Draughting Services. Phone Tracy 082 695 3119 / 044 343 1421 R 5 500 3 Bed, 2 Bath, Double Storey, Double garage R5 300 3 Bed, 2 Bath, Swimming pool, Car port on Island R 4 500 2 Bed, 2 bath, double garage in security Complex (Avail end March 2015) R4 200 2 Bed, 2 Bath, Single garage in Security complex R2 700 1 Bed, 1 Bath, Car park space, In Security complex Page 12 THE EDGE Craftsman Homes - Quality building in Brick & Timber 044 343 1601 / 082 812 1820 7 - Holiday Accommodation Couple urgently looking for a small garden flat for temp accommodation, are currently building. Naomi 072 334 3289 I am looking for a 2 bed room apartment with small garden. R3000-R4500. Contact Karla 079 561 4490 C O R N E R S TO N E - f o r a l l renovations and construction Anthony Louw 082 625 6588 BUILDING, Painting, Carpentry, Tiling & Paving. Richard 071 247 6461 CXTIPPERS & DIGGERS Quality products & service at your doorstep. Tel 044 382 1645 Professional architectural draughtsman. New plans & alterations. Henry 071 382 3566 3 D HOUSE PLANS for Council submission - Bill 083 654 8879 8 - Cellular & Electronics • Buy your Electricity • Pay your DSTV • Free starter packs all available @ Computers etc, Shop 3, Woodpecker Mall. 044 343 3202 9 - Clothing Aye Aye Aye,You guessed it …. Amazing range of clothing @ Mosaic Market. Every Saturday 8 till 2pm SOOZI’S Baby & Kidz (Birth to ±8 years old) Hand crafted and other popular labels. Also, Swimsuits, Ragdolls, Wooden Toys and much more! Spar Centre Ph (044) 3431813 / 082 771 0694 10 - Computers Computers Etcetera in Sedgefield next to Pharmacy. We offer a wide range of computer related products & repairs. No need to drive to George. 044 343 3202 / 081 572 6696 Computer Help & Support Martin - 082 576 5038 Computer Repairs - Hardware & Software. Liam : 061 397 8317 or 044 343 1870 Mac Everything-We do Mac, iPad, iPhone & everything else Apple. Mac Everything for Everything Mac.(T) 082 492 2332 (E) maceverything@icloud.com 11 - Crafts & Home Industry Aye Aye Aye, Looking for a gift for That special person. Get down to Mosaic Market. Every Saturday 8 till 2pm. Aye Aye Aye, From Art to Zucchini. You'll find it @ Mosaic Market, Sedgefield. Every Saturday 8am -2pm 12 - Education & Tuition Die Plaasskooltjie just outside Sedge. Children 4 months to 6 years. Enjoy farm atmosphere with animals and big outdoor area. Lifts available to and from. 083 556 5103. Piglet’s Pen Pre-school. Please call 076 737 3490 13 - Electrical Cables, Adaptors, Globes, Fittings, Small Appliances. Sedge Hardware. Tel. 044 343 1960 Faulty Microwave? Phone Hands on Electrical for free quote. Call 083 297 1929 Toddler high Chair (Ikea) 044 343 2193 TV Set CRT JVC Model AVF2143 plus remote & antenna (bunny ears) 044 343 2193 HEUNIS Plumbing & Electrical. All Maintenance and Construction Qualified in both trades COC Certificates. Call 082 972 3911 Welder, Mitre, Saw etc. Tel 044 343 2323 Is your stove - working properly and safe? If not phone Hands on Electrical - 083 297 1929 AQUAMAN Pool care Service & Maintenance. Free Advice. Call 044 343 3237 / 083 631 0154 14 - Employment Offered Position as Debtors Clerk available at Leeuwenbosch Dairy Products. Do you have relevant qualifications, good communication skills and can work under pressure, are you deadline driven, ambitious and energetic? Send your CV to info@leeuwenboschdairies.co.za or fax to 044 388 4867 Lakeside Lodge is Recruiting Vacancies for Chefs, Commis, Grill, Sous, Waiters & Waitresses, Kitchen Assistants. Call Nick 082 499 9774. Nick@benguelacove.co.za Need a half day nanny to look after a 6 month old baby, please contact Karla on 079 561 4490 to arrange an interview. Experience essential with references. Part time Office Manager needed for Dental Practice. Must be bilingual and computer literate. Email CV by 19 Jan to sunetsv@gmail.com Prakykbestuurder nodig vir Tandarts Praktyk moet tweetalig en rekenaar vaardig wees. Email CV na sunetsv@gmail.com voor 19 Jan. 15 - Employment Wanted Ntombi is looking for domestic work. Experienced 078 213 9423 Domestic Aida - 073 646 6239 Calo - 062 265 7437 Glory - 078 528 3566 Hester - 075 789 2111 Lincy - 078 494 3118 Ref Mary - 074 069 5677 Masosi - 060 403 5743 Ntombi - 078 213 9423 Nwebisa - 078 758 6311 Princess - 081 079 5862 Selina - 073 941 9754 Thandi - 084 438 0526 Thandie - 071 978 1905 19 - Home & Garden Compost, Potsoil, Fertilizer, Irrigation, Pesticide. Sedge Hardware. Tel. 044 343 1960 Day beds, day benches, refectory tables, coffee tables, book cases - beautifully made to your specifications. Shepherd’s Tree Carpentry. Please call Terry on 081 366 6935. GARDEN CLEAN-UPS, PRUNING and Garden refuse removal in Knysna & Sedgefield. Hennie Barnard 082 876 0693. GREEN GARDENS Landscaping & full garden service. We Care Luke 072 022 5977 LAWN AND AUTO - Sedgefield Spares and sales. Repairs to L/Mowers, Trimmers, C/Saws, Pumps, Generators, Con/Mixers, Grinder, Drills. Also: welding, light engineering. Quality workmanship guaranteed. Phone 044 343 2406. 20 - Health & Beauty Adult Incontinence Nappies available at Soozi’s Baby & Kidz Spar Centre 044 343 1813 / 082 771 0694 Aloe Ferox Products whole range in stock @ factory prices. The Aloe Lady Tel: 044 343 2214 at Wild Oats Market on Saturdays. Annique Baby and Skincare products at Soozi’s Baby and Kiddies Shop, Spar Centre. Mariana 044 343 1813 / 082 771 0694. Any problems with epilepsy or other disabilities? Enige probleme met epilepsie? Phone EPILEPSY SA on 044 382 2155 or visit Off Rio Road, Knysna We can help! Gardening Reuben - 084 949 4607 Ref 17 - Food & Wine Decadent catering by Olive Twist Caterers. Kate 083 398 3392 18 - For Sale Black wrought iron king size bed extra length, no mattress, sprung slats. R800 LG Tu r b o d r u m To p L o a d e r Washing machine as new. R1300. Ph 082 567 6947 ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 Klaus Schulz Plumbing. PIRB Registered. Does all work personally. 044 343 2114 / 073 345 6110 Pipes, PVC and Copper Fittings, Tap washers. Sedge Hardware Tel 044 343 1960 Smith Plumbing & Home Maintenance for personal service. Call Peet - 084 889 2578 Av r o y S h l a i n C o s m e t i c s available at Pine Lake Marina Boutique. Verity O81 270 8008 Changes Hair & Beauty Salon. 2 Lynnwood Ctr, Standard Bank Bldg. Tania for hair or Jacqui for beauty appointments - 044 343 2224 THE GREENMERE STUDIO GYM... offers a variety of exercise classes, including Ageless Grace, Tai Chi and “Dance!” All classes are personally supervised by owner/ manager, Briony Lidstone, who has more than 22 years experience in the fitness industry. Briony is a qualified eta instructor and a certified Ageless Grace educator. 044 343 2327 / 084 487 7140 Independent Herbalife Distributor Marge 060 503 8684 Jaqi Lee Professional Kinesiologist, The Well Sedgefield. Call 083 725 3954. Cobble Paving, Sedgefield. For all types of paving, best prices, best paving, free quotes. Don’t delay - Pave Today! Call Norman or Antoinette: Tel: (044) 343 2404 / 083 305 0346 DAN THE HANDYMAN, Good, Honest, reliable. 084 400 5437. We care. JIMMY CATER Quality painting and decorating. Free quotes. 082 773 9782 HEUNIS Painting & Decorating 082 972 3911 manie.heunis@ gmail.com P a i n t , H a r d w a r e , Ti l i n g , Readymix Materials, Selection of DIY tools, Fasteners, Screws, Nails. Sedge Hardware Tel. 044 343 1960 Weddings, parties, corporate f u n c t i o n s . . . O l i v e Tw i s t Caterers. Kate 083 3983 392. 31 - Security Stun Guns/ Pepper Sprays @ Shoe Lock Homes 079 947 4164 32 - Services Offered Bag Repairs @ Shoe Lock Homes 079 947 4164 CARPET & UPHOLSTERY C L E A N I N G, W I N D O W & PAVING CLEANING. Contact Provac Cleaning Experts. 0 8 3 6 8 1 6 6 5 4 . w w w. c l e a n team.co.za 24 - Miscellaneous AUTO MAN Sedgefield. Servicing, electronic tuning & mechanical repairs. Auto spares available. Contact Nito at 343 1035 / 083 540 8808 25 - Motor Cars/Bikes 1994 4x4 Toyota Double Cab 2,2 with canopy. Good condition. Full house. R60,000 onco. Call 044 343 2466 or 0737018924 Windscreen chips & cracks expertly repaired. Phone Martin 044 343 1832 27 - Pets & Livestock All pet food or other donations for Animal Welfare to be dropped off at Simply Pets or Knysna Vet Clinic. 044 384 1603 CATTERY Karen's Indoor, for TLC while you are away. Tel. 0448831199 / 0835977749. DOG GROOMING by Sue 23 Gardenia St, Sedgefield. Call 044 343 1611 / 082 902 0613 Forest Lodge Feral cat program. Please drop off any cat food donations at Sedge Pets Going away? Sue will lovingly care for your pets. Tel 044 343 1611 or 082 902 0613 PLOT CLEARING & GARDEN Maintenance in Knysna & Sedge. Call Hennie Barnard 082 876 0693 Professional photographer interiors, exteriors, events etc. Henry 071 382 3566 Shepherd’s Tree Carpentry Beautiful woodwork made to your specs or pictures. Call Terry on 081 366 6935 Shoe Repairs @ Shoe Lock Homes 079 947 4164 Smutsville, Sizamile Youth Advisory Centre, Mon- Friday 7:30am-4:30pm. Enquiries Edna Thompson 079 749 5181 33 - Sport & Leisure TREE FELLING, PRUNING & GARDEN REMOVALS in Sedge & Knysna. Hennie 082 876 0693 Silver Scissors Unisex Hairstylists wish to thank all their clients for their support and wish them a Merry Christmas and prosperous 2015. 21 Tiptol Street, Sedge. Tel: (044)343 2112 BUILDERS... Contact CX TIPPERS & DIGGERS for all your planthire and aggregate requirements. Quality Products & Service at your doorstep. Tel: 044 382 1645 Montecello Open MondaySaturday Closed Sundays. Tel 044 343 1780 BEE PROBLEMS? – contact Riaan Bosch on 082 2985 847 Shoes/Sandals/Bags/Purse /Belt repairs & accessories @ Shoe Lock Homes 079 947 4164 22- Home Improvements Bistro on the Lake at Lake Pleasant Living Open daily for a la Carte Lunches and Dinners Call 044 349 2460 for a Reservation. RUSTIC WOODEN FENCING. Craig 082 255 5409 Sedgefield Pharmacy, Woodpecker Mall. Tel 044 3431628, Fax 3431110. Mon-Fri 8am-6pm, Sat8am-1pm, Sun & Pub Holidays 9am-12. Total Foot Care by app and home visits. Sr Gillian 071 877 2638 / 072 672 4162 30 - Restaurants & Taverns Decadent catering by Olive Twist Caterers. Kate 083 398 3392 Drowning in debt? DebtSolve offers safe and quick relief! No up front or hidden costs, For free advice and personal assistance call 044 343 1993 or email us for further information admin@debt solve.co.za or visit 18 PlumTree Trading Post, Sedgefield. Dstv Sales and Service: Call André at PROTECHSA on 083 399 9914 FENCING - PICKET, POLES & SECURITY FENCING in Knysna & Sedge. Hennie - 082 876 0693 4 Ton Truck to Hire. Furniture removals Cape Town, PE & local . Peter 073 373 9429 K a r e n ’s H o l i d a y H o m e Management while you are not at your holiday home, we will be! Regular monthly checks, reports on all aspect of your home Karefree Home Management. Call 072 586 1086. Karefree management@gmail.com Keys? Cut & precut? Locks? Come to Shoe Lock Homes @ Forest Lodge 079 947 4164 @ The Beach : Bodyboards, Chairs, Umbrellas, Beach Toys & Games, Braai Accessories, Fishing & Bait. Sedge Hardware. Tel. 044 343 1960 34 - Tea/Coffee & Take-Aways Aye Aye Aye, Satisfy your taste buds @ Mosaic Market, Sedgefield. Every Saturday 8am 2pm. Deo Gratia Coffee & Book Lounge The shop for ALL book lovers - also the best Lavazza coffee and cheese cake in town. Pop in and try out our variety of home baked cakes, croissants, scones - and more. We also do take-aways. WiFi available. 0443431795 next to Spar 36 - Wanted / Swop etc Any GOLD wanted 9ct = R145 gram, 18ct = R290 gram; 072 664 8888 Cash for all your silver or silver plated tea sets, cutlery etc. 072 664 8888 Cash for all your unwanted or broken gold jewellery. 072 664 8888 Old South African coins and coin collections wanted for top prices. Call 072 664 8888 Stamp collector wishing to buy old South African & Commonwealth collections. Also prepared to value your collection. Peter 082 567 6947 4x4 TOYOTA DOUBLE CAB FOR SALE Knysna Animal Welfare office -044 384 1603 or for 24hr emergency call 073 461 9825. PDSA - People’s Dispensary for Sick Animals 11:30am-1pm every Monday near Police Station. Norma 044 343 1371 SEDGE PETS - Forest Lodge Complex. Gill on 071 111 5605 28 - Plumbing Heunis Plumbing & Electrical. All Maintenance and Construction Qualified in both trades COC Certificates. Call 082 972 3911 ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 1994 4x4 2,2 litre Toyota Double Cab with canopy. Full house. Good condition. R60,000. Call 044 343 2466 or 073 701 8924 THE EDGE Page 13 THE TRUTH ABOUT TANNING There is no such thing as a healthy tan – even a sunless tan… In recent years there has been a considerable increase in the use of sunless and self-tanning products such as sprays, mousses, gels, pills, nasal sprays injections called Melanotan 1 and 11. Melanotan 11 has serious side e ff e c t s , a n d m a y i n d u c e malignant melanoma. CANSA warns against this product. Although some self-tanning products contain sunscreen, it offers minimal ultraviolet radiation protection. It does not provide protection from the ultraviolet rays of the sun and CANSA strongly discourages individuals to use any form of tanning product. Topical sunless tanning products that contain Dihydroxyacetone (DHA), prevent the formation of Vitamin D in the skin when exposed to the sun. Myths • The sun is only dangerous in summer or on a hot day • Sunscreen will protect me completely from the harmful effects of the sun’s rays • One or two cases of sunburn won’t result in skin cancer • People with darker skins are not at risk for getting skin cancer • Sunbeds are a safer alternate to obtain a tan – find out why sunbeds should be banned… Skin Cancer Common in SA South Africa has the 2nd highest incidence of skin cancer in the world after Australia, as far as Caucasians are concerned. How to Lower your Skin Cancer Risk: Do a Monthly “Spot the Spot” Check Up: Always seek medical advice as soon as possible when concerned about a particular spot on your skin. Check your skin carefully every month and ask a family member or friend to examine your back and the top of your head. If you notice any of these warning signs, see a doctor or dermatologist immediately – follow the A B C D E Warning Signs: Get Screened at Your Local CANSA Care Centre Standards. Our new CANSA Seal of Recognition logo (CSOR) appears on approved sunscreen products and is a guarantee that the manufacturers of these UV protective products have complied with CANSA’s strict set of criteria Be sure to use a sunscreen with an SPF of between 20 and 50 & 30 and 50 for fair to very fair skin. Go to your local CANSA Care Centre for screening with our FotoFinder Dermoscope machine – be sure to make an appointment as the machines ‘roam’ between Care Centres. Products usually expire two years after manufacture – don’t use a product that has been opened and used after a year has passed. If you are concerned re symptoms, please do not wait – contact your Care Centre, doctor or dermatologist immediately. It’s important to know the best SPF for your skin-type Monitor the harmful UV-rays you are exposed to with a CANSA UV-Smart Armband that turns darker in colour as the UV-rays intensify. Each shade of colour gives protection recommendations you can follow in order to avoid sunburn. Avoid the Following Stay out of the sun between 10am and 3pm – stay under the shade of trees or an umbrella as much as possible Avoid sunbeds & sunlamps Use an Effective Sunscreen We have raised our Seal of Recognition standards & requirements for sunscreens. In addition to current SA standards, as of 1 April 2013, sunscreens bearing our Seal need to comply with the European Colipa Apply Sunscreen Correctly Always apply sunscreen 20 minutes before you go outside and re-apply at least every two to three hours Wear Protective Clothing Wear sunglasses with a UV protection rating of Uv400 Wear protective clothing & swimsuits and thickly-woven fabric hats with wide brims – avoid caps where the neck & ears are exposed Buy SunSmart garments & apparel… Watch Infomercial: Protect young skins from UV rays the SunSmart way with UV suits Educate & Protect Your Children Our youth should take special precaution when spending time in the sun – two blistering burns before the age of 18, can dramatically increase the risk of getting skin cancer later in life. Parents and schools need to play an increasingly important role in educating our youth re being SunSmart. Unfortunately a recent study shows that most schools are not SunSmart. TE’D’S cryptic brain cruncher Across 8. Golden entrance to sweetness! (6) 9. Get out of bed for a bit of ‘catch up courting’. (2-2-4) 10. A ‘bong’ got broken whilst rushing down the snow. (8) 11. Di made a new crown for the monarch. (6) 12. With such activity you may hit the roof! (6) 14. Little Callum s o u n d s a b i t mischievous at sea. (8) 17. Messed up, I’ll rate the actual meaning of the word. (7) 18. Was William (the first) struck down with a finger infection? (7) 2 0 . M a p m a k e r ’s Mercedes a Tory may use endlessly. (8) 21. Los Angeles, Cape Town, Indiana and California might initially muscle in on the acid market. (6) 22. Bunch of directors have crossed the gangplank. (6) 25. Core item was rebuilt until it resembled a space flier. (8) 27. Still wet, the beast pointed to the insect. (8) 28. Royal Art call circle. (6) Down 1. A mean, noisy, confused bunch might like it with salad. (10) 2. Such tolerance won’t make one popular with teens. (4) 3. The tea-jug rung quite strangely, as if a sort of unstoppable force! (10) 4. What’s the point of change? (7) 5. Manly jewelry a favorite on the farm. (4) 6. Thought group I see sounds like a perfect world. ( 10) 7. Style without a student’s input might be one in the eye. (4) 13. Take too much and make the cell hot. (10) 15. Circulating pets hourly might stop it getting soiled. (10) 16. First two are not replicas, but native. (10) 19. Create money first inside to burn. (7) 23. Would it be outside prior to chewing? (4) 24. Would this queen do it to his heels? (4) 26. What are the chances of placing before the ends? (4) Last issue’s solution:- Across: 1. Claus 4. Red 6. Drover 9. Altered 10.Mince pie 12. Leftovers 13. Mad 14. Ice 15. Secrets 16. Elizabeth 17. Ass 18. Bide 19 Scat 21. Cow 23. Appetiser 25. Respond 28. Ode 29. Log 31. Casserole 32. Seahorse 33. Migrate 34. Stomps 35. SOS 36. Sweet Down: 1. Charles 2. Artifacts 3. Scrooge 4. Redressed 5. Dumpster 6. Denim 7. Overdraft 8. Edifice 11. Nephew 17. Amazon 18. Bethlehem 20. Christmas 21. Chocolate 22. Crackers 24. Present 26. Sleighs 27. Deepest 30. Girls 1. Each Samurai Sudoku puzzle consists of 5 overlapping “classic” 9×9 Sudoku sub SAMURAI SUDOKU 2. Each 9×9 sub-puzzle must be solved according to the rules of Sudoku. Page 14 THE EDGE ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 CHURCH SERVICES AGS Emmanuel Lighuis Oggend diens: 9h30 Woensdae oggende biduur 10h00 Woensdae aande sel en dissipelskap opleiding 19h00 Tel: 044 382 6551 Na ure: 072 352 2138 Church of Christ Maartin & Lynn van der Walt. Meeting 10am & 6pm Tel: 044 343 2919 Church of the Resurrection (CPSA - Anglican) David Curry Ave, Smutsville 9.00am - Holy Communion David Hardnick 078 860 2825 Deo Gloria Paradise Lake 09h30 Afrikaans. KINDERKERK. Aand dienste : 18h00 English. Woensdagaande : 19h00 LERING Navrae: Past Danie & Karin de Bruyn 044 343 1301 or 084 714 7023 Br Aintree 044 343 2690 Elohim Gemeente Protea gemeenskapsaal – Karatara Sondae: 09:00, Kinderkerk tydens diens Prediker: Hansie Strydom Kerkkantoor: 044 - 343 1165 Knysna Presbyterian Church Sundays 9.30am, 14 Clyde Street, Rev Warren Muller 083 400 09720, 044 382 7722 warrenmuller@telkomsa.net Lakeside Baptist Church Sedgefield Primary School Sunday morning : 9:00 a.m. Sunday School and crèche Pastor Lee Peterson 078 524 7030 Ned. Herv. Kerk Outeniqua Eredienste: George 9.00vm 11.00vm @ The Old Chapel (Buffelsbaai pad, agter Marnica’s) Telefoon: 044-8712125 New Apostolic Church Sedgefield Congregation Plumbago Street, Sedgefield Wednesday 19h30pm - 20h30pm Sunday 9.00am to 10am Enq: Anthony Davis - 083 641 5027 NG Gemeente Die Vleie, Hoekwil Sondag Eredienste : 09:30 Invitation to: Interdenominational Services: 09:30 in the Upper Room Leraar: Ds. Dawie le Roux Tel: 044 850 1640 (H) Sel: 084 532 9958 NG Kerk Dienste Sondae:- Sedgefield - 8.30 Ds. Francois van Tonder Tel: (044) 343 2020 Karatara - Skoolvakansies - 10.30 Ds. Marius Coetzee Tel: (044) 356 2651 Kerkkantoor Tel: (044) 343 2033 NG Kerk die Vleie Hoekwil 8:30 Jeug en Gesinsdiens 8:30 Engelse diens, 10:00 Formele diens 9:00 Vakansie en Langnaweke Kerkkantoor 044 850 1610 Pinkster Protestante Kerk Pentecostal Church Masedonië Gemeente Smutsville Sondae: 9 - 10vm Sondag Skool; 10 - 12nm Ere Diens Herderspaar Pastoor Joseph en Sust Oosthuizen 073 668 0995 Entertainment & Leisure Sedgefield Rooikatte taking it to the floor!! Sedgefield Christian Church Sunday @ 9.30am, Evening Worship & youth band 18.30 (15yrs and older) Fridays - Bottom Line Youth @ 18.30 Pastor Noel & Susan v d Merwe 044 343 1279 Pastor David & Leonie Christie Praise, Worship & Youth, 072 292 9020 Kickboxers from the Rooikatte Club in Sedgefield will now be able to practice different martial art disciplines. Mostly all being “stand up fighters”, they will now be able to do “floor work” such as Jujutsu and Grappling under the watchful eye of our very own World Champ Jeanne - Mari Scholtz. Seventh-day Adventist Church Saturday mornings: 9:15 Song Service, 9:30 Program & Bible Study, 11am Divine Service, Library Hall. God bless. Ph 081 270 7212 All of this was made possible due to a big donation from Pine Lake Marina. ST. AIDAN'S ANGLICAN CHAPELRY (behind the Wilderness Beach Hotel) Sundays: Holy Communion 8 a.m. Nic Hanekom 044 850 1925 St Anthony's Church Mass 8am Sundays Cnr Sysie / Flamingo Streets 044 382 1391 St Francis United Church Sunday: 8.00am Communion Service 9.30am Family Service Cnr Pelican/ Flamingo St. 044 343 1702 Suid-Kaap Christen Familie Laerskool Sedgefield Primary School Sunday: 11am, Wednesday: 7pm Pastor: Leon & Elmarie Terblanche 081 271 1551. admin@skcf.co.za Assist Pastor: André & Soné Rossouw 072 341 7099 Olive Twist Caterers Kate 083 398 3392 This kickboxing club now has two tatami mats, taking their training to a whole new level, allowing for falls and take downs, and minimizing the risk of injury. MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) and Self Defence classes(Krav Maga) will also be conducted in a better, safer environment. A special thanks to: Leon Vermeulen and Mariette Minnies from Pine Lake Marina and to the other two “guys” who want to stay anonymous.............thank you! For more information, contact Deon Snyders “Should you desire the great tranquillity, prepare to sweat” Ann bids you farewell with The Knysna Plett Concert Series her favourite recipes The Knysna Plett concert lead the ensemble, Francesco I was reading one of the local food magazines recently where the staff were invited to name their favourite recipe books. It was interesting to see that most of them favoured the famous international chefs such as Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay. Recipe books and food magazines are there to entertain us and encourage us to try something new and I love reading more about a recipe or place that inspired the dish. There are a number of recipe books and many many food magazines at home, but a few shine out above the rest, and they are local. Apart from my well-thumbed, splattered hand written book, I would miss Lynn Bedford Hall’s : Best of Cooking which ranges from simple family fare to elegant entertaining and baking. The two wonderful vegetarian cookbooks from the Buddhist Retreat Centre in Ixopo, namely Quiet Food and The Cake the Buddha Ate make “meat free Mondays” a breeze, and for fresh new ideas I always turn to Karen Dudley’s A Week in The Kitchen and Another Week in the Kitchen. Enjoy these favourites of mine. As 2014 has ended, so has my time at The Edge, inviting you into my kitchen to share the food I love cooking and eating. I have had such fun. When I started in May 2009 I wasn't sure what the readers wanted to read or try, but over the years you have inspired me to think about cooking from a different angle. Whether it was trying recipes for different vegetables, baking, catering, making chutney, or just cooking for 2, it has been a most enjoyable journey. Thank you. Chickpea Bobotie Bean and Pork Sausages My Mom's recipe 500g pork sausages 2 onions sliced 1 Tblsp brown sugar 3 Tblsp tomato sauce 1 teasp prepared mustard ½ - 1 teasp curry powder 1 Tblsp Worcestershire sauce 2 - 3 teasp vinegar 1 tin (410g) butter beans drained ½ cup water Little oil / butter for frying Doug Oliver Property Consultant 082 900 9399 dougoliver@live.co.za Note: I always cook sausages by first “steaming” them for a few minutes before browning - they tend not to split open or shrink too much. From Best of Cooking 180°C 2 x 385g cans pie apples 200ml apple juice (or water) 25ml runny honey 60ml sugar 50ml sultanas or raisins 2 - 3 whole cloves (optional) Topping 250ml flour 5ml baking powder 100ml brown sugar 10ml ground cinnamon 2ml ground nutmeg 100g butter 125ml chopped pecan nuts 1. Spread the apples in a ISSUE 454 14 January 2015 Sica, Violin, Gareth Lube, Viola, Benjamin Roskams, Viola, Julian Arp, Cello, Peter Martens, Cello and Luis Magalhaes, Piano. The ensemble will perform the Piano Quintet in E Major, Op 15 and the String Sextet in D Major, Op 10. Venue; Dutch Reformed Church Hall, Fitchat Street Time; 7.30pm Tickets; Adult non members R120; Scholars R30 From Quiet Food 180°C 1. Place sausages in frying pan over medium heat with about 3 Tbsp water. 2. Cover and cook for about 3 minutes until the water has evaporated. 3. Add oil, turn up the heat and brown the sausages. 4. Reduce heat, add onions and cook whilst stirring for about 2 minutes. 5. Add remainder of the ingredients, stirring well. 6. Replace lid, reduce heat and simmer gently for 15 minutes 7. Check level of liquid and add more water to ensure this doesn't boil dry. Apple Crumble series presents The Korngold Project on Monday, February 9, 2015 Erich Wolfgang Korngold well known as a composer of symphonic film scores in the 1930s and 1940s, was also an established composer of concert and chamber music as well as opera and stage music. This exciting Korngold Project brings together in Knysna a group of seven top musicians representing six countries. Daniel Rowland, Violin, will buttered pie dish and pour over the apple juice. 2. Sprinkle over the sugar, drizzle with honey, add the sultanas and cloves. 3. To make the topping mix together the flour, baking powder, sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg. 4. Rub in the butter and add the nuts. 5. Sprinkle evenly over the apples and bake for about 45 minutes. Note: The topping freezes very well and can be sprinkled straight onto the apples before baking. 2 thick slices of bread 250ml milk 2 Tblsp oil 2 onions chopped finely 3 cloves garlic crushed 250ml grated carrot 15ml freshly grated ginger 10 -15ml curry powder 5ml turmeric 2 tins chickpeas, rinsed drained and lightly mashed 20 ml vinegar 30ml apricot jam 1 granny smith apple cored and grated 150ml raisins or sultanas 10ml salt 2ml black pepper Topping 4 lemon or bay leaves 2 eggs (optional see Note) milk from the bread 1. Soak the break in the milk. 2. Heat the oil in a saucepan and fry the onion until golden and soft. 3. Add the carrots and ginger, reduce the heat and cook until the carrots are soft. 4. Add the curry powder and turmeric and fry for 2 minutes, then remove from the heat. 5. Squeeze the bread, retaining the milk, and add the bread to the saucepan. 6. Add the chickpeas, vinegar, jam, apple, raisins and seasoning and mix until all ingredients are combined. 7. Put this into a greased oven-proof dish. 8. Beat the eggs into the milk, pour over the mixture and then press the lemon leaves deep into the mixture. 9. Bake for 30 minutes or until the topping is brown. Note: You can omit the eggs, but add 200ml cream or yoghurt instead to moisten the dish. Disclaimer: The views expressed in this publication are not necessarily those of the members of The Edge Community Paper and no liability therefore is accepted. 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TIDE TABLE 14 January - 28 January 2015 Next Full Moon: 4 February 2015 Full Moon New Moon Wed 14 Low 03:11 16:35 Sunrise 05:31 Sunset 19:43 Hi 10:02 22:46 Moonrise 00:20 Moonset 13:43 Thur 15 Low 04:48 18:22 Sunrise 05:32 Sunset 19:42 Hi 11:32 Moonrise 00:57 Moonset 14:40 Fri 16 Low 06:27 19:26 Sunrise 05:33 Sunset 19:42 Hi 00:31 12:48 Moonrise 01:40 Moonset 15:40 Sat 17 Low 07:30 20:13 Sunrise 05:34 Sunset 19:42 Hi 01:36 13:45 Moonrise 02:27 Moonset 16:39 Sun 18 Low 08:19 20:55 Sunrise 05:35 Sunset 19:41 Hi 02:26 14:36 Moonrise 03:21 Moonset 17:38 Mon 19 Low 09:04 21:36 Sunrise 05:36 Sunset 19:41 Hi 03:11 15:22 Moonrise 04:20 Moonset 18:33 Tue 20 Low 09:48 22:15 Sunrise 05:37 Sunset 19:41 Hi 03:54 16:07 Moonrise 05:26 Moonset 19:25 Wed 21 Low 10:31 22:54 Sunrise 05:38 Sunset 19:40 Hi 04:36 16:50 Moonrise 06:34 Moonset 20:13 Thur 22 Low 11:14 23:33 Sunrise 05:39 Sunset 19:40 Hi 05:19 17:32 Moonrise 07:44 Moonset 20:58 Fri 23 Low 11:58 Sunrise 05:40 Sunset 19:39 Hi 06:00 18:13 Moonrise 08:52 Moonset 21:40 Sat 24 Low 00:11 12:41 Sunrise 05:41 Sunset 19:39 Hi 06:43 18:54 Moonrise 10:00 Moonset 22:19 Sun 25 Low 00:50 13:27 Sunrise 05:42 Sunset 19:38 Hi 07:27 19:36 Moonrise 11:07 Moonset 22:59 Mon 26 Low 01:32 14:17 Sunrise 05:43 Sunset 19:38 Hi 08:14 20:23 Moonrise 12:11 Moonset 23:39 Tue 27 Low 02:20 15:19 Sunrise 05:44 Sunset 19:37 Hi 09:12 21:26 Moonrise 13:14 Moonset - Wed 28 Low 03:27 17:01 Sunrise 05:45 Sunset 19:37 Hi 10:34 23:21 Moonrise 14:13 Moonset 00:21 THE EDGE Page 15 PLEASE NOTE OUR DEADLINES NEXT EDGE: Wednesday 28 Jan 2015 - Issue 455 DEADLINES:- Display: Thursday 22nd January 2015 CLASSIFIEDS: Monday 26th January 2015 @ 5.00pm Classifieds Ads can be emailed to account.edge@mweb.co.za or placed @ The Edge, 63 Main Road, Sedgefield The Sedgefield Tennis Club Open by Elaine Hannah HOBIE 14 NATIONALS - Knysna 16-18 Jan 2015 The Sedgefield Tennis Club Championship Field for the day It was a fantastic day of summer sun and competitive tennis at the 2014 Sedgefield Tennis Club Championship held on Wednesday, the 17th December. With 20 members signing up to compete in a round robin style double's format, with individual scoring, it made for a full afternoon of tennis matches. Coming out on top in the Men's competition was Roy Harrington, and the Ladies Champion was Elaine Hannah. The runner's up were Gary Grimes and Audrey Kritzinger. Further honours went to Alwyn Burger and Anita Flockhart, who won the Plate competition, with runner's up being Cliff Elion and Cherie Bester. Many thanks to the organizers and STC committee for their efforts in organizing the event, and to Hennie Kirstein who was the Championship Director for the day. Special thanks to the sponsors of prizes, namely, Sedgefield Spar, FNB (Anita Flockhart), Cliff & Carol Elion, Paul & Lanie Bornman and Bruce Schulze. We look forward to much of the same throughout 2015. See you on the courts! NOTICE TO CONSUMERS: PORTABLE STANDBY GENERATORS In terms of the Knysna Municipality's Standard Electrical Supply Bylaws as Gazetted on 29th February 2008 the following is applicable to the installation of generators:39. Consumer's emergency standby supply equipment (1) No emergency standby equipment provided by a consumer in terms of any Regulations or for his own operational requirements shall be connected to any installation without the prior written approval of the Municipality. Application for such approval shall be made in writing and shall include a full specification of the equipment and a wiring diagram. The standby equipment shall be so designed and installed that it is impossible for the Municipality's supply mains to be energized by means of a back-feed from such equipment. The consumer shall be responsible for providing and installing all such protective equipment. (2) Where by special agreement with the Municipality, the consumer's standby generating equipment is permitted to be electrically coupled to, and run in parallel with the Municipality's supply mains, the consumer shall be responsible for providing, installing and maintaining all the necessary synchronizing and protective equipment required for such safe parallel operation, to the satisfaction of the Municipality. In terms of the OH&S Act, Act 85 of 1993 all generators must be registered at the Supply Authority and you are required to install a notice/sign at the point of supply and metering indicating that there is a generator on site. If you have or are planning to install a generator please contact the Electrotechnical Department on 044 302 6397 or 302 6399 to complete the necessary application forms and receive a copy of Guidelines for the safe use of Portable Generators. GRANT EASTON ACTING MUNICPAL MANAGER The Hobie 14 Nationals for 2015 will once again take place on the Knysna Lagoon hosted by the Knysna Yacht Club – an event always well remembered for hospitality, fun, good sailing, great prizes and altogether a must event for any Hobie 14 sailor in the annual calender. The regatta will take place over 3 days with the registration taking place on Friday morning and the first race starting some time after 12h00 on this day. The well attended braais and brilliant parties for Friday and Saturday evenings are all organised and are open to Knysna Yacht Club members and their friends and family too. Our local World Champions William & Lucinda Edwards and Blaine Dodds will be taking part so the event will indeed be very competitive. If you are not sailing in the Regatta – head down to watch what these racing dingies can do! PLETTENBERG BAY LADIES DAY 5th FEBRUARY. They are still needing teams for this event! Here we are at the start of a new year and every good wish to you and yours for a happy and healthy 2015. There is very little news at this stage of the year other than to mention that the HANDICAP SINGLES matches started yesterday and it seems that some games may be played on Thursday afternoons as well so please check the board. The list is up for the LADIES A N D M E N ' S D R AW N PAIRS. The closing date for entries is 24 January and matches start early in February. Theo is out of hospital and I am sure he is pleased to be home with Malinda and we wish him well and trust that he is now on the road to recovery. Good to see Rick back on the green and looking good after his op in December. Hope this gives you a smile… Two nuns were shopping at a 711 store and as they passed the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” The second nun answered “Indeed it would, Sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am sure it would cause a scene at the Blaine Dodds surfing the waves on his Hobie Knysna Yacht Club member Blaine Dodds, who will be taking part in the Hobie 14 Nationals 2015 next weekend has been awarded the 2014 Sailor of the Year Award by Sailing SA (incorporating SA Ya c h t i n g ) M a g a z i n e . A n achievement of which we are very proud. checkout.” “I can handle that without a problem” said the other nun and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six pack of beer. “We use beer for washing our hair”, the nun said, “back at our Convent we call it Catholic Shampoo.” Without blinking an eye, the cashier left the counter and walked past the peanuts, then brought a packet of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said “The curlers are on the house.” GOOD BOWLING EVERYONE!!
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