244 TOP GEAR SURVIVAL: TARPS, TRAPS, AND TACTICAL KNIVES This gear section is offered for fun, as a collection of toys I kept after testing hundreds of options. In other words, you don’t have to buy anything. Some of the most practical items, like the survival fishing kit, will be covered later. For those interested, I had to cut more than 50 pages of gear-related craziness that answered questions like: L What does an Armageddon-proof billionaire compound look like, based on real-world specs from hedge fund managers? L Is it possible to purchase an “up armor” Humvee from Serbia for the cost of your Prius? (Yep.) L If a major disaster hit cities like NYC, SF, or L.A., what are the best escape methods and vehicles? Find these cut sections and more at fourhourchef.com/ extras.1 In the meantime, enjoy my short list, for entertainment purposes only. The most helpful tools will appear again. 1 STARTERS 1. Guardian Two-Person Survival Bag $95 Hard-core survivalists won’t settle for this, but if you’re a busy person looking for decent disaster insurance, this is a one-click (mostly) all-inone option. This backpack contains emergency blankets, water purification tablets, roughly 5,000 calories’ worth of food bars, waterproof matches and a lighter, a first-aid kit, a waste disposal bag, and so on. I keep it at home in a closet and toss it in the car before remote road trips. The components don’t last forever, so replace every five years. 2. Leatherman Surge Multitool $70 If you had to choose one tool for indoors and outdoors, this is it. Whether fixing that stupid dresser drawer, tweezing fishing line, or breaking down a 500-lb animal, it can get the job done. 3. 7. Coghlan’s Fire Paste Daisy ¼" Slingshot Ammo $7 Odorless and tasteless paste for starting fires, even in damp conditions. Bootleg version: rub cotton balls in Vaseline and store in a film canister. Don’t leave the trailhead without it. $6 You won’t be taking down any charging rhinos with these. They’re strictly for target practice. For getting food, you’ll need rocks or at least ½" ammo. 4. 8. Lockpick Set Magnesium Fire-starter (Prices vary) Author Neil Strauss’s favorite lockpicks are Eric Michaud’s. SerePick, run by an ex-Marine, makes an excellent set of “Bogota” picks, as well as universal handcuff keys, Kevlar survival cord, and diamond wire blades for all your daily urban-evasion needs. $10 Magnesium shavings are less foolproof than fire paste but are a more common alternative. To use them, you will need both tinder and a blade to shave off the magnesium and strike the flint (the black edge). 5. 9. ThermaCELL Bug Repellant Appliance Highgear Trail Torch Mini Lantern $17 This pocket-size device, which can be used as a lantern, flashlight, or beacon, has been discontinued. I love it, but reviews are all over the map. For consistent positive reviews, I recommend the Coleman MicroPacker compact lantern ($13) as an alternative. DEET- and odor-free, this small appliance heats a chemical film that creates a 15 x 15–ft bugfree zone for up to 48 hours. This will save your sanity if camping or hiking in mosquito-infested territory for several hours or days. It’s not incense, so don’t breathe it in. 6. Trumark WristBraced Slingshot $6 I have always loved slingshots (sorry about shooting out the car windows, Mom), and this model remains almost unchanged since 1953. Great for informal target shooting on tin cans, etc. (called “plinking”), it can also be effective at close range for small game like rabbit. ems hese it All of t found at can be OM/ R C H E F.C F O U R H OILU D - G E A R W They’ll be put up over time in a series. 49316_CH04_WILD_p242t353_092112_SF.indd 244 9/25/12 10:35 AM 245 TOP GEAR SURVIVAL 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 49316_CH04_WILD_p242t353_092112_SF.indd 245 9 9/25/12 10:35 AM 246 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 49316_CH04_WILD_p242t353_092112_SF.indd 246 9/25/12 10:35 AM 247 3. 7. Self-Locking Snares Gill Net 10 x 12–ft Tarp $10 (set of 3) $22 $20 There are two primary types of traps for catching small game: deadfalls (think Looney Tunes rock balanced on a stick) and snares. “Body gripping” snares, which were official issue to soldiers during WWII, lock around an animal’s torso or leg and, while effective, cause an agonizing and protracted death. They should never be used outside of emergency circumstances and are categorically illegal in most states. I have never used one, thankfully, but I pack them for remote trips. One professional trapper recommended survival snares from snareshop.com, which are small enough to fit in your pants pocket. For fishing, trapping, and more. One of the most underrated survival tools. See page 320. Uses abound for the lowly tarp, making it perhaps the most valuable item on this page. Under normal circumstances, it makes the perfect picnic “blanket,” as seen in Japan during cherry blossom season. For camping or survival, it can serve as a shelter roof or rainwater collector. 2. See page 321. Outdoor Aluminum Dutch Oven 6. $50+ This differs from what you bought for “DOM” in two respects: the top is flat to support coals, and it’s onethird the weight of castiron. For hiking, consider a 2-qt version if you’re cooking for 1–2 people, or a 5-qt model if feeding a small tribe. They will add 4½ lbs and 8 lbs to your payload (what you’re carrying), respectively. By comparison, the combi you own has 3 qt of volume and weighs 14 lbs. If you’re not carrying the Dutch oven far, the most popular outdoor model is still a large, 8-qt–capacity cast-iron monster. It clocks in at a hernia-worthy 20 lbs. 49316_CH04_WILD_p242t353_092112_SF.indd 247 4. Conibear 110 or Duke 110 Trap $20 Typically used for mink, muskrat, and weasel, these traps are famous for their speed and considered humane, as far as such things go. Imagine a double-sided mousetrap at 1,000 times the strength. 5. All-In-One Fishing Survival Kit $27 Tannerite $40 and up I included this just to blow your mind. Tannerite falls in the “how can that possibly be legal?” category. Consisting of two elements that are nonexplosive when kept apart, it’s considered a “binary” explosive and used for avalanche control, police applications, and target practice. Tannerite explodes when shot with a high-powered rifle, making it useful for identifying long-range hits without visual inspection. Beware: while buying Tannerite might be legal in your state, detonating it under most circumstances will put you in jail. TOP GEAR SURVIVAL 8 1. 8. JBL 6-ft Breakdown Travel Pole Spear $112 Recommended to me by several friends who spearfish exclusively for food 4–8 weeks of the year, this elegantly designed pole spear is dead simple to use. The kit includes two spear points: a single rock point and a trident “paralyzer” tip. It can be broken down into sections and is small enough to fit in a backpack or suitcase. To use the pole spear, you loop your thumb through the rubber tubing and stretch it toward the opposite end, grabbing the spear toward the tip. When you open your hand, the elastic energy propels the spear through the water. Pole spears are more challenging than the similar Hawaiian sling, and much more kinesthetic than the speargun, which a friend described as “like shooting deer with an Uzi.” Buy the extra “sling assembly” (backup tubing) in case of breakage. Otherwise, you might end up angry enough to punch all the lionfish in the world. And remember good goggles. My favorites are the Kaiman from Aqua Sphere. 9/25/12 10:35 AM 248 1. 2. .22 Caliber Starter (Blank) Pistol Vortex Viper HD 10x42 Binoculars $50 $600 I bought the cheapest model I could find, despite bad reviews, and ordered no ammo. Why? Better luggage handling. See sidebar on opposite page. These were my first really legit binoculars. Sadly, $400–$500 is the minimum threshold for “now I get it” quality. Another entry-model option my consiglieri recommended was Cabela’s Alaskan Guide, 8x42 Full-Size. If you want to get fancy, try a chest harness instead of a neck strap. This allows you to move around, or lie prone, without the binocs swinging around. What does 8x42 or 10x42 mean? The first number is the magnification. The lower the magnification, the wider your field of view. The higher your magnification, the farther you can see. The 8s would be perfect in South Carolina, as you’re hunting at closer range (typically <300 yards). Out west, where you might stalk prey (e.g., elk) from mountaintop to mountaintop (called “glassing”) and then pursue, 10s are better. In that case, spotting from a distance is more important than wide field of view. The higher the magnification, the more hand shake (which is always present) will throw off the image. 1 2 TANNING BED GOGGLES 2 The second number, the 42 of 10x42, refers to the diameter of the front lens (the objective lens) in millimeters. The bigger that number, the more useful the binocs are in lowlight conditions, just like owl eyes. 2 Just kidding. Lens covers. 49316_CH04_WILD_p242t353_092112_SF.indd 248 9/25/12 10:35 AM 249 In February 2012, I landed at JFK to a rude awakening: American Airlines had lost one of my bags. Three days and many fruitless phone calls later, I was stuck wearing a bathing suit for underwear and feeling like one grumpy sisterfucker.3 Sitting down in my filthy pants, I delivered a rare public smackdown to @AmericanAirlines on Twitter, and my bag was miraculously found within three hours. In the meantime, one of my readers (@imchrisv) pointed me to Bruce Schneier’s outstanding security blog (schneier.com), where one of his readers had a related tip: Limit this trick to domestic flights, and you’ll want to buy a TSA-approved lock (which they have a master key for) so they don’t cut yours off. TOP GEAR SURVIVAL ONE REASON TO BUY A “GUN,” EVEN IF YOU HATE GUNS Even if you’re packing clothing instead of high-grade camera gear, $50 is a cheap insurance policy against airline dumb-assery. A “weapon” is defined as a rifle, shotgun, pistol, air gun, and starter pistol. Yes, starter pistols—those little guns that fire blanks at track and swim meets—are considered weapons . . . and do not have to be registered in any state in the United States. I have a starter pistol for all my cases. All I have to do upon check-in is tell the airline ticket agent that I have a weapon to declare . . . . I’m given a little card to sign, the card is put in the case, the case is given to a TSA official who takes my key and locks the case and gives my key back to me. That’s the procedure. The case is extratracked . . . TSA does not want to lose a weapons case. This reduces the chance of the case being lost to virtually zero. It’s a great way to travel with camera gear . . . . I’ve been doing this since December 2001 and have had no problems whatsoever. 3 Since you asked, Indians and Pakistanis find “motherfucker” too unbearably vulgar, so they substitute “sisterfucker” instead. The most common spelling in English, though it depends on dialect, is bhenchod. May it serve you well. 49316_CH04_WILD_p242t353_092112_SF.indd 249 9/25/12 10:35 AM 250 2 1 3 4 49316_CH04_WILD_p242t353_092112_SF.indd 250 9/25/12 10:35 AM 251 1. Brian Goode “B. Goode” Utility Knife (Prices vary) 5 If I had to pick one allpurpose knife, this beautiful, perfectly balanced handmade knife would give the ESEE-5 (see next spread) a run for its money. This is lighter and easier to wield. 2. Knives of Alaska Suregrip Jaeger/ Muskrat Knife Combo $165 If minimizing weight while hunting is a priority, this combo is best of breed. The Muskrat’s double edge allows a back-andforth motion that greatly reduces both skinning time and headache. Comes with sharpening steel. 6 3. Helle Harding $110 This Norwegian knife has the most intricate woodwork in my collection. I haven’t had the heart to abuse it in the wild. Davis Deluxe Rigging Knife $20 This is the sailor’s best friend, useful for all manner of rigging and knot tying (or untying). The blade doesn’t lock, so be careful, but the marlin spike alone makes it worth the price. TOP GEAR SURVIVAL HUNTING AND RIGGING KNIVES 5. 6. Havalon Piranta $60 The Piranta is, by many orders of magnitude, the sharpest knife I have ever owned. It’s better thought of as a field scalpel. The #60XT blades are replaced like razor blades rather than resharpened. 7. AccuSharp (not pictured) $10 For sharpening any of the double-beveled knives (besides the Havalon), I use the AccuSharp Knife and Tool Sharpener, which is pocket-size and can be used on everything from kitchen knives to axes. 4. Buck Knife 119 Special $45 This is my favorite Buck knife, handcrafted by Hoyt and Al Buck almost 50 years ago and backed by an unconditional lifetime warranty. It was a gift from my mama, who introduced me to responsible knife handling on childhood camping trips. 49316_CH04_WILD_p242t353_092112_SF.indd 251 9/25/12 10:35 AM 252 1 2 4 3 49316_CH04_WILD_p242t353_092112_SF.indd 252 5 6 9/25/12 10:35 AM 253 “TACTICAL” KNIVES 1. “Tactical” generally refers to tools designed for military or law-enforcement use. My curiosity about tactical knives was piqued during evasive-driving training in Arizona with Safehouse Anti-Terrorism and Force Protection. It was there that I bumped into stacks of magazines dedicated to blade forging. Maasai Warrior Sword This sword is fashioned out of a ground-down British machete. Used ritualistically for cow sacrifice by the Maasai tribe—who subsisted on cow meat, milk, and blood for centuries— the handle and sheath are both made of cow hide. The Maasai warrior I bought this from was eager to talk, which we did for more than an hour, on topics ranging from scaring off lions (easy compared to the more dangerous hippos and elephants) to multiple wives (their culture is traditionally polyamorous). The more cattle and stature a man has, the more wives he’s permitted. I asked if the men with more wives were happier. He laughed out loud and responded, “Are you kidding? How could they ever make them all happy?!” That’s why polyandry is also par for the course; the ladies get multiple men. 2. Nepalese Khukuri Of all the knives pictured, I’ve had this one the longest. See page 70 for details. Here are a few models I took for test drives simply to answer the question: “What makes these knives so special?” 3. ESEE-5 $200 If I could take only one knife into the unknown, this would have to be it. The ESEE-5 was designed by Air Force SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape) instructors. At 16 oz, it is heavy enough to use as a makeshift axe (unlike the B. Goode knife) and also features a lanyard hole and divot for bowdrill fire making. Entirely independently, Neil Strauss declared the close cousin ESEE-3 (5 oz) to be his favorite general-purpose fixed-blade knife. 4. Benchmade Marc Lee Knife Grayman West Nile Warrior 7.5" $215 This knife received an incredible amount of military praise. For its size, the ease-of-use is surprising, and the sheath is the best I own. The product page online is something else. “The GRAYMAN SB West Nile Warrior is a balanced single-bevel [ground on one side only] singleedge fighter/utility knife with a dramatic recurved bolo design for optimum chopping and slashing performance. Additionally, the wide foreblade causes a disproportionately large wound channel. Now comes with working oil and exposed pounding butt.” Intense. TOP GEAR SURVIVAL COLLECTIBLE KNIVES 5. 6. 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