24-30 July 2012 | computerweekly.com Gender difference How men and women disagree on why technology careers are less attractive to women page 4 Destination Malaysia companies migrate to Asia for skills, infrastructure and workforce page 5 High performance Estonia shows UK how to do government IT head of Government Digital Service Mike Bracken explains how the Baltic nation built public service IT from scratch using open source infrastructure page 8 Image: www.orangesmile.com All you need to know about supercomputers page 13 Highlights from the week online most popular 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Video premium content > Buyer’s Guide: Migrating from In pictures: The 25 most influential women in UK IT Windows XP to Windows 7 Many companies are still using Windows XP and seem happy with it, but Windows XP - while being excellent for the job it was developed for – is no longer fit for purpose. Microsoft ends support for Windows XP in 2014, so those businesses that haven’t already done so need to start migration plans this year to leave enough time to test and roll out desktops. The most influential women in UK IT Fujitsu submits incomplete bid for Cumbria broadband O2 claims mobile network is fully restored UK ISP says block on Pirate Bay site proving ineffective Steve Ballmer launches Microsoft Office 2013 O2 outage puts supplier Huawei in the frame Reasons why IT is less attractive to women CW500: Agile techniques for software development > Supporting consumer devices in > Getting school children excited about learning IT The <go to> Foundation, a non-profit organisation established to promote technology as a vital part of our society and economy, teamed up with IT trade body Intellect to spend a day with 7- to 9-year-old children at St Matthew’s School in Surbiton, London, to teach them programming and some of the basics of IT. video Photo story Hackers reveal 453,000 Yahoo passwords the workplace There is a growing realisation that desktop computing is no longer simply about IT providing a set of tools for employees. Consumer technology is more advanced than desktop IT and staff are more tech-savvy than previous generations. This guide to the consumerisation of IT considers the proliferation of consumer technology in the workplace and how it can empower employees to boost resourcefulness and productivity. > Identifying the trends, challenges Get the latest IT news via RSS feed computerweekly.com/RSSFeeds.htm opinion > Gus Power, CTO, Energized Work on software development In this CW500 Club video, Gus Power, chief technology officer of Energized Work, talks to Computer Weekly about his take on the future of software development. > The 25 most influential women in UK IT Computer Weekly recognises the most influential female role models and discusses the vital part female IT leaders will take in the future of the UK’s high-tech economy. and cost benefits of outsourcing With economic conditions uncertain at the moment, many organisations are re-evaluating how and what they outsource. In this buyer’s guide to outsourcing, we look at these issues in depth, as well as identifying trends in the market and investigating the outsourcing options available to small and mediumsized businesses. blogs > BYOD: Businesses must be clear on data privacy Businesses looking to implement a bring-your-own-device (BYOD) programme for employees must be aware that the parameters of what they can and cannot do with a mobile device management platform are governed by local data privacy legislation which inconveniently varies from market to market. > Karl Flinders: Government finds it impossible to break systems integrator habit > Project management: People make projects After a number of high-profile public sector project failures, the government announced it is investing £6.2m in a civil servant project management academy. The Major Project Leadership Academy, launched with Oxford University’s Said Business School, will open in October 2012 and aims to double project success rates. > Bill Goodwin: How long should you store big data? 2 | 24-30 July 2012 Despite calls from inside government and the IT industry for a more equitable distribution of government IT contracts, with SME suppliers given a fair crack of the whip, nothing is changing. The Department for Communities and Local Government (DCLG) has stuck with the old ways of working and will contract a single outsourcing giant for its desktop management services contract. > Jennifer Scott: Nokia sleeps before it’s dead The Finnish mobile manufacturer has struggled in recent years with growing competition to its smartphones from faster and sleeker developers, as well as missing the boat of adopting Android, while all the smaller guys grew from the partnership. With the news that it is slashing the price of its flagship phone – the Nokia Lumia 900 – to just £32, there cannot be good news coming our way. As businesses invest more in analytics technology to extract intelligence from business data, managing and storing that data becomes more challenging. One difficulty is that much valuable data is stored in spreadsheets and documents held on people’s personal computers. Managing this data requires a proper information lifecycle strategy which ranks data by its value to the organisation. > Philip Virgo: Is BDUK a triumph or a disaster - and for whom? Recently I was told that BDUK – the body responsible for channeling government funds to local authority broadband roll-out projects – was a triumph because it had enabled the leveraging of a £1bn of additional funding (from BT, EU and local authorities) on top of government funding. Three days later I heard that Fujitsu had withdrawn from the Cumbria bid and BT had been asked to re-tender. Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com melenas1414/Flickr the week in IT Cloud computing BP rolls out first global cloud for 83,000-strong workforce BP is putting its global messaging infrastructure into a private cloud to benefit from pay-per-use functionality and the flexibility to easily scale up and down the number of users. More than 83,000 staff at BP will be connected to the cloud. The company is putting Microsoft Exchange 2010 into a private cloud from T‑Systems as part of a five-year contract, upgrading from Exchange 2003. Operating system software Microsoft confirms date for launch of Windows 8 OS Microsoft has revealed its Windows 8 operating system will launch on 26 October. The date was announced at Microsoft’s annual sales meeting and was published on its blog shortly after. The launch date also revealed when the first Microsoft Surface tablet will hit the shelves, as the ARMbased model is set to be released at the same time as Windows 8. e-commerce technology Financial results IBM experiences cloud growth, but traditional business suffers IBM’s revenues remained relatively flat in the second quarter of 2012, although the company reported strong growth in its cloud, analytics and smarter planet initiatives. Total revenues for the quarter fell by 3% to $25.8bn due to currency fluctuations. Second-quarter net income was $3.9bn, compared with $3.7bn in the second quarter of 2011 – an increase of 6%. Business applications Co-op uses Lloyds managed service in branch acquisition The Co-operative bank has agreed to buy 632 Lloyds TSB and Cheltenham and Gloucester branches, along with the millions of customers attached to them. The takeover will see the Co-operative eventually use a separated version of Lloyds Banking Group’s IT platform. Microsoft Office 2013 preview out Microsoft has released a customer preview of its latest version of Microsoft Office, which will be cloud-based and work best on Windows 8. CEO Steve Ballmer announced the preview, claiming Office 2013 will provide consumers and businesses with unparalleled productivity and flexibility. “It is a cloud service and will fully light up when paired with Windows 8,” he said. Ballmer also announced three new Office 365 subscription services, each of which will include the 2013 editions of Office applications. The new subscriptions include Office 365 Home Premium with an additional 20GB of SkyDrive storage and 60 minutes of Skype world minutes per month and Office 365 Small Business Premium with business-grade e-mail, shared calendars, website tools and HD web conferencing. The software is designed to work on touchscreens to cater for the growing number of tablet computer users. More details about features and pricing will be available in the autumn. Cost of outsourcing agreements Mobile hardware Nokia smartphone sales plummet Nokia shipped 10.2 million smartphones in the second quarter of 2012 – 39% less than the same period last year. The company’s second-quarter results revealed only four million of the 10 million handsets sold were part of its flagship Windows Phone-based Lumia range, which meant it was still selling more of its legacy Symbian smartphones than the portfolio that was supposed to “signal a new smartphone dawn” for the Finnish firm. Significantly more than originally planned 16% Less than originally planned 9% More than originally planned 26% The Home Office has created a private sector company to manage police IT. The Association of Police Authorities and the Home Office will jointly own the company until it is handed over to police and crime commissioners following elections in November. Together they will scrutinise the new company to ensure the taxpayer gets value for money. 3 | 24-30 July 2012 Sales via smartphones and tablets grew exponentially in June, leaping 356% compared with the same month last year, according to an IMRG Capgemini report. The total online spend in the UK for June was £6bn, a 13% increase on the same month last year. British shoppers spent £34.9bn online in the first six months of 2012, compared with £31bn in the same period in 2011, an increase of 12.5%. cloud computing Virgin Media embraces cloudbased training for its staff Communications supplier Virgin Media has revolutionised the way it trains staff through cloud-based learning supplier Cornerstone. The service, known internally as Ignite at Virgin Media, blends formal e-learning with informal learning by linking staff through social networks and communities. Courses cover the whole business, ranging from installation training to project management. datacentre technology About as much as originally planned 49% Tech firm iCity wins datacentre bid for Olympics media centre iCity has been selected as the preferred bidder to turn the £350m Olympics media centre into a datacentre after the London 2012 Games. Under the deal it will host a datacentre, media studios, university facilities, a digital academy and a new business incubator. Source: Lieberman Software It project management Border Agency’s IT system runs over budget and behind schedule IT management Home Office creates private police ICT company Mobile commerce sees exponential growth of 356% Microsoft financial results announcement “We’re fast approaching the most exciting launch season in Microsoft history” Steve Ballmer, CEO, Microsoft The Border Agency’s £385m Immigration Case Work (ICW) IT project is running £28m over budget and one year behind schedule, the National Audit Office has said. The agency is undertaking transformation of immigration and asylum casework by 2015, through streamlining processes and implementing the ICW system. Its major activity is caseworking, which costs more than £1bn a year, said the report. Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com news analysis IT jobs & recruitment How men and women disagree on why IT is less attractive to women A recent survey reveals how attitudes to gender differences in IT themselves vary by sex, writes Kayleigh Bateman M en and women disagree over the reasons why females may find a career in technology less attractive than men, according to research from Mortimer Spinks. Conducted with Computer Weekly, the Women in Technology survey represents the views of 512 experienced technology professionals across the UK, of which 199 were female and 313 were male. According to the survey, 86% of female technology and IT experts would recommend the sector as a career choice to another female. Most women feel careers in technology are less attractive to female recruits because of concerns about the “macho” nature of technology teams and fear of being the only woman in a male-dominated department. Over half (58%) of women said the male-dominated culture of IT teams turns off potential female recruits. In addition, 52% said this is due to concerns about being the only female in the department. In contrast, men see the geeky image associated with IT jobs as the biggest reason why women would find a career in technology less attractive than a man might. Some 61% of men said this was the main reason, whereas women saw this as a significantly less important factor, ranking it only fourth in a list of eight possible reasons. Sheila Flavell, chief operating officer at the FDM Group and “Leader of the Year” winner at the recent Cisco everywoman in technology awards, said: “As a woman in IT, I understand that entering such a male-dominated environment can be daunting, but when I started it soon became clear that there is a supportive network for women in the industry that other sectors don’t offer.” Harry Gooding, head of client engagement at Mortimer Spinks, said: “We are caught in a Catch 22 situation – women are not applying for tech roles because there are not enough women already in tech roles. The issue is not with technology careers per se; the survey clearly shows that a career in technology is highly and equally rewarding for 4 | 24-30 July 2012 Women worry about the ‘macho’ nature of IT teams while men attribute the ‘geeky’ image of IT to its lack of attraction for women men and woman alike. “Much of the problem is image. The technology industry needs to figure out how it is going to make its technology function an attractive place for women to work, and then place this at the top of the agenda.” Rewarding careers Both males (92%) and females (90%) working within the technology industry said they enjoy their careers and find their jobs rewarding. However, 65% of females said they had felt discriminated against in their jobs because of their gender. According to the survey, only one in seven people are female in technology teams. Both men and women alike want more diversity within the industry, according to the respondents. Over two-thirds of men (68%) and three quarters of women (79%) believe there should be more women in technology teams. Nevertheless, the reasons why both genders would like to see more females in their technology teams again revealed a difference of opinion. Females cited their top three bene- fits of having more women in their technology department as: l Better communications; l Better organised; l Better liaison with customers. Men’s top three benefits of having more females on their technology team looked slightly different: l Having a more creative and innovative environment; l A more fun environment; l Better communications. “The findings in the survey highlight the vital roles women are currently playing in the UK IT industry. Their male counterparts acknowledge a more fun, creative and innovative environment with clearer communications due to having women on their teams,” said Flavell. “With results such as these, I find it shocking that a mere one in seven people in the technology sector is female; we need to do more to attract women,” she added. Attracting women in future Despite these differing views, both genders agreed that a career in technology will become more attractive to women in the future. Flavell said more needs to be done to encourage this. “The lack of women stems from the ICT school curriculum, as it doesn’t prepare students with relevant knowledge of commercial IT programs. This, in turn, filters up through the education system to university education and into the workplace,” she said. “It is therefore imperative to offer taster sessions and learning academies to females at an early age to showcase the exciting and diverse opportunities available within IT.” ■ more online › The 25 most influential women in the UK IT industry › Women in IT are paid more than men at junior level for the first time › What is holding women back from the top jobs in IT? Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com news analysis Technical skills Businesses migrate to Malaysia for skills, infrastructure and workforce A government initiative for economic growth is attracting large global companies to Malaysia, writes Karl Flinders B usinesses are increasingly taking advantage of the economic and political benefits of setting up operations in Malaysia, whether to gain access to a highly skilled but low-cost workforce to support global operations, or as a stepping stone to highgrowth economies in the region. BP is expanding its IT and business process work in Malaysia to take advantage of the large skills pool and freedom to bring key staff to the country from other locations. The Malaysian IT initiative, known as the Multimedia Super Corridor (MSC), was set up in 1996 by the Malaysian government as part of its economic transformation. Malaysia wants to be a high-income nation by 2020 and it is hoped IT services and business process centres will be a major part of the economy. BP in Kuala Lumpur BP has been in Malaysia’s capital Kuala Lumpur for over a decade, but in recent years it has accelerated the growth of its business services centre in the city. This captive centre currently employs 150 IT professionals and that figure is expected to grow. Kevin James, vice-president of global business services at BP, said the company initially set up a finance business process centre to cater for its south-east Asia business. This has grown from fewer than 100 people with finance expertise to about 550 with finance, procurement and IT skills. “Initially, we put a finance centre of expertise in Malaysia, but in mid2009 we started to build up a business services sector in Kuala Lumpur,” said James. He expects continued expansion at the Kuala Lumpur centre: “We see the centre growing to between 800 and 900 people in the near term.” BP has large offshore captive centres in Budapest and Chicago as well as Kuala Lumpur, which support global operations, with smaller captives in Melbourne and Cape Town. The Malaysia business centre’s IT component supports global enterprise systems. This involves support and application development for 5 | 24-30 July 2012 “The salary levels are attractive” Gary Jeffery, Frost and Sullivan SAP systems. The centre supports SAP deployments in Europe, the Middle East and Australia. James said BP is growing the Kuala Lumpur centre as part of a strategy to centralise and automate its business services: “We decided one of the ways to do this was to bring it all together in larger centres.” He added that the IT skills base in Malaysia is high and changes introduced by the government to relax tight immigration rules for businesses in Malaysia, as part of the MSC initia- tive, have helped. The MSC programme means companies involved can bring all the staff they need from outside Malaysia. Frost and Sullivan expand Another company exploiting Malaysia’s infrastructure is business consultancy Frost and Sullivan. Gary Jeffery, director of operations at Frost and Sullivan, said the company had been operating in Kuala Lumpur for 12 years, but has so far maintained a small staff of 150. “Our reason for investing in Malaysia is a growth strategy, rather than offshoring or a low-cost alternative” But he said the company is opening a second centre in another part of Malaysia, Iskandar, and the company’s workforce is expected to grow to about 800 over the next seven years. He said the firm set up in Malaysia because it wanted to do business there and in the Asia-Pacific region: “Our reason for investing in Malaysia is a growth strategy, rather than offshoring or a low-cost alternative.” But Jeffery said the company is investing in a regional hub in Iskander which will support other Asia-Pacific countries. He said Malaysia is an easier place to set up operations than neighbouring Japan or China. Tax breaks, the ability to bring staff in from overseas and the good communications and IT infrastructure are key reasons for setting up in Malaysia, he said. Jeffery added that the access to a multilingual graduate workforce, that is less expensive than a Western equivalent, is a big draw: “Payroll is our biggest expense, so the salary levels are attractive to us.” He said they are not as low as other regions, such as India and China, but the combination of other benefits make Malaysia a good place to do business. Malaysia is a place of big business. Two of the biggest IPOs this year were both Malaysian firms – palm oil firm Felda and Asian hospital operator Integrated Healthcare Holdings. Other large western corporates using Malaysia to deliver IT include: HSBC, DHL, Prudential, Dell, AIG, IBM, Ericsson, Shell, Exxon, Nokia and Standard Chartered. IT service providers such as Wipro, HCL, IBM, HP and Atos Origin have IT delivery centres in the country. ■ more online › BT extends IT services reach in Asia Pacific with £64m acquisition › Microsoft brings cloud computing to Malaysia › HP boosts Asia Pacific intellectual property licensing operations Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com Gartner Outsourcing & Strategic Partnerships Summit 2012 8 – 9 October I London I gartner.com/eu/outsourcing Business Success Through Sourcing Excellence, Emerging Technologies and Stronger Relationships Guest Keynote Speakers: Beyond the Limits Sir Ranulph Fiennes The World’s Greatest Living Explorer The Attack of The Unexpected: Trendspotting and Future Thinking in Turbulent Times Magnus Lindqvist Futurist and Trendspotter Leading IS Transformation at AstraZeneca Jon Kirby CIO, AstraZeneca HOT TOPICS • Business-aligned outsourcing • Strategic relationships with service providers • New vendor management frameworks • Emerging technologies and changing market forces • New contract and pricing structures Early-bird savings register by 10 August and save €300 WAYS TO REGISTER Web: gartner.com/eu/outsourcing Phone: +44 20 8879 2430 Email: emea.registration@gartner.com case study enterprise software Software delivers for Asda Direct a sda is deploying software from Manhattan Associates to support the future growth of its general merchandise e-commerce operation Asda Direct. Asda will deploy the software in several distribution centres across the UK where Asda Direct orders are fulfilled. Initially, the software will be used to manage orders from the retailer’s website. Asda Direct is focused on general merchandising. It sells a range of goods from electrical appliances and clothing to home furniture, toys, home entertainment products, garden and outdoor equipment and baby items. When the business started five years ago, the company worked with Clipper Logistics to fulfil Asda Direct orders from an e-fulfillment centre in Ollerton, Nottinghamshire. However, since the Ollerton facility is run by Clipper, Asda Direct has limited scope for expansion. Paul Anastasiou, head of distribution for new business at Asda Direct, said: “We wanted a systems platform that would allow us to enhance the overall efficiency of our distribution processes and offer complete visibility of inventory throughout our operation.” He said Asda Direct needed a supply chain technology platform that could integrate with the company’s core systems and support its business growth and expansion goals. The Manhattan technology will support a range of ordering and delivery options, which will extend as the deployment project progresses. a product is available,” said Rob Wilks, distribution systems manager at Asda Direct. The system then tells the website what products are in stock. “There will be integration between the content management system and our replenishment system,” he said. The project also involves integration to update the finance system and Metapack, the system used to route packages to carriers for delivery. The business process Asda Direct fulfillment centres are treated like large stores. “We put forecast and demand planning information into the Manhattan Associates system. Once stock is on the warehouse system it is ready to order from our website. Manhattan gets a notification that Complex integration “The project involves installing the Manhattan Associates warehouse module at the Ollerton site. It will require integration into our systems, such as SAP, which we use for finance,” said Wilks. “The IT integration is greater than I have ever done before.” Asda is deploying Manhattan Associates software to increase efficiency across its Asda Direct distribution centres Once stock is on the warehouse system it is ready to order from the Asda Direct website 7 | 24-30 July 2012 courtesy kenjonbro/flickr Asda is revamping its distribution centre IT to support the growth of its e-commerce operation. Cliff Saran reports Asda Direct is just completing the design phase. A team from Manhattan Associates has worked with Asda’s on-site team on the project. “We have been looking at how we are structured and the building set-up,” said Wilks. Manhattan Associates initially developed a prototype. The configuration phase of the project began earlier this month, and Wilks hopes to pilot product lines by Christmas. He has no plans to roll out until after the Christmas period is over, but will test the end-to-end process during that busy time. Future development Wilks said Asda will centralise the server environment in its distribution centres over time. It currently runs 28 depots, each with its own server room. This will involve running isolated 10Gbps point-to-point networks links between locations backed up by ADSL. “While we will initially focus on deploying Manhattan’s warehouse management solution, the potential to implement additional, complementary solutions from the Manhattan product suite, and what that gives us in terms of future flexibility and adaptability, was a big appeal to us,” Wilks said. Following the deployment in Ollerton, the next site planned is the Lymedale clothing site in Stoke-OnTrent. By installing Manhattan at the Lymedale distribution centre, Wilks said Asda Direct would be able to avoid transporting clothing the 80 miles to Ollerton, which would reduce costs. ■ more online › Asda challenges rivals with aggressive laptop pricing › Forrester on optimising and managing company datacentres › Retailers without multichannel risk losing business › Enterprises increase software application spending to $120bn in 2012 Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com news analysis Government & public sector Estonia a role model for digital and open source in public sector IT The head of the Government Digital Service tells Kathleen Hall how the Baltic nation built public service IT from scratch E stonia has one of the most advanced online public service portfolios in the world and is held up by some as a model for the UK’s digital remit. Earlier this year Mike Bracken, head of the Government Digital Service (GDS), visited the country with Cabinet Office minister Francis Maude and deputy CIO Liam Maxwell, to see what the UK could learn. One of the biggest differences with Estonia’s open-source culture is that licensed software is almost alien, says Bracken. Just 1% of its GDP goes on technology and services, with 0.1% going on software licences. “They are advocates of open source, having built the country’s infrastructure using it, and we should learn from that,” Bracken says. Estonia has just three instances of proprietary software: Microsoft; an SAP platform from which it is migrating; and a reduced Oracle platform. Open source is used in core databases, a move which would be seen as too risky for mission-critical systems in the UK, he says. “Having spent 15 years doing this they have strong confidence in their ability to mould open source. And it doesn’t appear to be misplaced.” But Bracken says he is not seeking an absolutist approach to using open source in the UK. “The point is, we should live in a heterogeneous environment, using the best of licence and the best of open source to select which is appropriate for the job.” But the current environment is unbalanced: “The Public Accounts Committee said we are operating an oligopoly – and it’s clear we have gone too far in one way,” he says. “The absence of open source is restricting change and innovation. It restricts market innovation and the speed of innovation. A wider selection of technology gives you more tools in the bag to get things done.” 8 | 24-30 July 2012 “It’s a huge advantage, starting from scratch” Mike Bracken, Government Digital Service Engineer-led culture That Estonian IT engineers have the freedom to innovate means they were able to quickly recast public services. “One of the things that struck me clearly was, if they are left to their own devices, they can design excellent public services,” Bracken says. After Soviet administration for so long, following independence Estonia found itself in the position of having to build infrastructure from scratch, quickly and at low cost. “The country had an emerging open source and tech community, with the brief to go and create public services, which it did from 1996 to 2010. It was really interesting that noone ever wrote a requirement document to define the development. “It’s a huge advantage, starting from scratch. But there was also a huge cultural advantage, as requirements weren’t imposed. They were cheap and quick.” The self-sufficient culture increases the chances of developers wanting to work in Estonia’s public sphere, Bracken says. “If we can create government digital services as an environment where leaders flourish, it should lead to a vibrant, engineer-led culture. “Self-sufficiency happened there over a generation. But if we stick at trying to create that culture over a number of years, why shouldn’t that happen in the UK, too?” However, the approach to digital in Estonia does not translate easily to the UK model. Bracken says Estonia has a low population density of 1.3 million and is an homogenous set of people, which makes the delivery of public services more straightforward. “The country is the size of Birmingham and there is a lack of diversity. Few people get anything other than vanilla services,” Bracken says. ID card issues Another issue which would struggle in the UK is that of ID cards, a system used in Estonia for citizens to validate themselves when accessing online public services. There are no intermediaries or other companies validating the service: “It’s just you and the state,” says Bracken. The lack of finance in the development meant there was no time or energy to discuss issues around privacy. “It is more complicated in the UK with the legacy of ID cards, our privacy lobby and EU legislation,” he says. “There is a strong culture of a mistrust of the state – there are many different cultural views on the nature of ID here. We tend to question these things in England and quite rightly. But in Estonia it was seen as a civic task after the USSR occupation. “While rebuilding the mechanics of state, there was a huge amount of good will, which we lack.” The UK system integrator culture has fostered a certain aggressive attitude in government, says Bracken. “When you travel around the UK government, you often see unnecessary macho attitude from the system integrator culture,” he says. “But the people in Estonia didn’t bang the drum, they were happy to have a ‘show and tell’ culture. “When you look at the UK vendor approach and the machismo there, you can see that attitude is absent in Estonia. The people didn’t see themselves as tech leaders. Generally there is a good degree of humility. “The Estonian head of the government digital organisation asked me what a system integrator was – when I told him, he looked at me blankly. The concept of having a large company in to run services seemed alien.” But the culture is starting to change in the UK government. “The days of spending £100m on outsourcing a contract to a system integrator are coming to an end. Game over. We can’t afford to play that anymore,” says Bracken. ■ This is an edited excerpt. Click here to read the full interview online more online › What is the future of open source in government? › Why the public sector is turning to multi-sourcing › Could government move to open-source storage software? Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com community Bryan Glick leader Give IT the strategic merit it deserves T he latest in a series of outages, fiascos and scandals has put outsourcing under fresh scrutiny. First, the RBS/NatWest IT problems led some critics to point the finger at offshore outsourcing. The O2 network outage raised questions over the mobile operator’s managed service. And now the G4S Olympics security scandal (with its shameless attempts to blame the IT) has national newspaper commentators debating the worth of outsourcing government services. Labour leader Ed Miliband has joined in too, questioning the role of G4S and others in outsourcing (or “privatising” as he prefers to call it) aspects of the police. According to the BBC: “He was not opposed to privatesector involvement, but said it should be restricted to back-office functions, such as providing computer systems.” And here’s the rub. In every case above, outsourcing of IT has been implicated, even if the problems had nothing to do with the fact IT is outsourced. The telling phrase in Miliband’s comment is not the “private sector involvement” but the line “back-office functions, such as computer systems”. The problem here is not the outsourcing of IT. It’s the attitude that IT is a back-office function and unworthy of strategic consideration. As police officers increasingly rely on IT and smartphones as essential tools on the beat, how can that be seen as “back-office”? All those RBS press releases over the past few years, announcing job losses in “backoffice functions” that included IT, were phrased as if to say, “Don’t worry, it’s not job losses in anything we do that matters.” Company executives need to stop looking at IT as a back-office function. The successful businesses of the future – and indeed the efficient public services – will be those that put technology front and centre in their strategic planning and customer/citizen engagement. Tomorrow’s leaders will see technology as a competitive weapon, not an administrative necessity. You don’t put your competitive edge in the back office. Every organisation should debate the value of outsourcing – but not that of IT. ■ Editor’s blog computerweekly.com/editor 9 | 24-30 July 2012 Glen Wilson opinion European court legalises second-hand software I n a landmark decision, the European Union Court of Justice ruled in favour of UsedSoft, a used software licence distributor, that the reselling of used software licences is legal. According to the Court of Justice, once a software company sells a copy of its computer program, it loses its exclusive rights to distribution. This ruling is based on an interpretation of Directive 2009/24/EC of the European Parliament and of the Council, dated 23 April 2009. This directive describes the legal protections for computer programs within the EU. With this ruling, companies such as Germany-based UsedSoft have been validated in their resale of licences, legitimising the niche market for resellers. Although the EU Directive does not refer to the laws of individual countries, the concept of licence resale is not new in the EU. For instance, a loophole in the UK’s insolvency laws, combined with specific language in a Microsoft licence, created a boom in the existing resale market in 2005. The court’s decision states the ruling applies to physical and electronic download. Oracle attempted to separate the download of a copy of the software as free, but only used legally with a licence agreement that is nontransferable. The court disagreed “The resale of software in the EU is likely to grow as cost-saving measures for organisations” with this separation and defined what constitutes a first sale. “It makes no difference whether the copy of the computer program was made available by means of a download from the rightholder’s website or by means of a material medium such as a CD-ROM or DVD,” the court ruled. “Even if the rightholder formally separates the customer’s right to use the copy of the program supplied from the operation of transferring the copy of the program to the customer on a material medium, the operation of downloading from that medium a copy of the computer program and that of concluding a licence agreement remain inseparable from the point of view of the acquirer.” In addition to the purchase of the licence and product, existing contractual obligations transfer from seller to buyer. This includes maintenance and upgrade contracts that recognise and uphold the licence. This implies that resale has no negative consequences for the buyer. This judgment brings a new perspective when discussing acquisitions, mergers and buyouts. Publishers did receive some consideration in the ruling. Before a copy can be sold by a reseller, the original downloads and/or installations must be removed. Licence agreements cannot be separated. The Directive cites the example of an Oracle licence package that is sold in groups of 25 users. If a buyer has 27 users, they must buy two bundles and may not resell the unused users in the agreement. This still provides Oracle with some leverage and a way to monitor the used licence reseller market through CD key registration. The effect in the US is much less than in the EU. In the precedent-setting case Vernor vs. Autodesk, it was established that US buyers purchase the ability to use a licence, not own the software. Without that ownership transfer, redistribution is not legally possible. This does not stop US purchasers from sourcing products, software and licences from outside the US, although the legality remains murky. Organisations risk paying for software and not being able to use it due to no-transfer licence language or the requirement for a matching maintenance agreement. The Court of Justice’s decision is important in that it strips away the line that divides sale of a licence from sale of a product. The implications on international trade, intellectual property enforcement and IT asset management are enormous, but that impact is subject to further discussions and agreements. In the short term, the resale of software in the European Union is likely to grow as a cost-savings measure for European organisations. ■ Glenn Wilson is executive vice-president & general counsel of the International Association of IT Asset Managers (IAITAM) Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com buyer’s guide Taking the tablets to boost efficiency Cliff Saran looks at how consumerisation trends are improving healthcare provision in the NHS CW Buyer’s guide iT in healThCare part 3 of 3 M obility is one of the big drivers in the NHS. Rather than type up paper notes, mobile devices allow clinicians to access patient administration systems directly. Cornelia Wels-Maug, senior analyst in healthcare technology at Ovum, says: “Consumers drive the need for ease of use and instant availability. This translates into healthcare, which follows the consumerisation trend. There is a time-lag in healthcare, however, as data needs to be digitised, which is driven by adopting electronic health records.” A few years ago, state-of-art in the NHS was the so-called Computer on 11 | 24-30 July 2012 Wheels or CoW, basically a laptop on a trolley which clinicians could wheel around wards. CoW was positioned as the system that provided clinicians with bedside access to the clinical IT system. The Royal Free Trust in London used three CoWs per ward. However, they were not being used because the trolleys were too large, according to Will Smart, IT director of NHS Royal Free Trust. “It was almost impossible for clinicians to get the trolley to the bedside,” he says. The trust is rolling out a ruggedised Windows tablet called the Motion C5v as an alternative to the CoW, to connect to Cerner, the clinical system the trust deployed in 2008. The tablets run standard Windows XP using a security model based on smartcards. They connect to the hospital-wide secure wireless network. The device is ruggedised and has been checked by the trust’s infection team to ensure it meets the level of hygiene required in clinical areas. According to Motion, the tablet can survive a 1.5m drop. Smart has yet to test this: “We have not had any tablet failures yet.” Along with greater accessibility, the tablet device made IT part of the clinician’s day-to-day work. “We spend a lot of money on IT. By changing the device, the applications becomes more accessible. This drives up usage,” says Smart. In fact the Motion tablet removes a lot of paperwork. “Nurses used to capture data on pieces of paper, then went to a workstation to input the information into Cerner. Now they can use tablets directly,” says Smart. But the system is not only being used as part of patient care. “We had anticipated the tablets would be used in clinical systems. But ward managers are using them to log calls with facilities for minor repairs,” says Smart. “They would previously have taken notes on paper. “We’ve found the impact goes way beyond efficiency – it has improved the quality of care delivered and opened up options for how we work. “And this is just the start, we have plans for dynamic, responsive operation scheduling, based on anaesthetists being equipped with the tablets and deploying the technology in preoperative assessments.” Each ward has five to six devices and a rack called the pizza box, which automatically charges the tablets when they are not being used. Due to the design, it is also possible to hot-swap batteries and Smart’s IT helpdesk will keep batteries on charge just in case one of the tablets runs out of power. Since it runs the same application, training clinicians to use the device » Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com buyer’s guide was straightforward, according to Smart. He says: “The main issue was change management, how the technology fits into the work process.” The trust has done some work to make Cerner as friendly as possible to use on the tablet. “People use a soft keyboard. We also created new forms in Cerner, that use button input, which works quite well with tablets.” But not everything in Cerner can be achieved using a push-button interface, which means tablets may not be suitable for all areas in the trust. Smart says: “We won’t replace all desktops with tablets. We want to ensure clinicians have the right device at the right place to do their job.” This means the trust will need to look at smartphone connectivity and how to use iPhones as part of its technology roadmap. Smart says the trust is planning to roll out 150 tablets this year across its 30 wards. It will also pilot their use in A&E and look at other key areas such as anaesthetics. Beyond this the trust will review whether the PCs on the ward are no longer needed. BlackBerry deployment It is no surprise Research in Motion’s BlackBerry is deployed in healthcare, since the BlackBerry platform is established in enterprise, thanks to its strong levels of security. University Hospitals Birmingham NHS Foundation Trust has developed a series of applications for the BlackBerry platform that enable it to deliver mobile access to core patient services for clinicians. Stephen Chilton, director of IT services at the trust, says: “What we’ve really tried to do with the BlackBerry environment is create the ability for us to deliver applications, to supplement traditional phones, scheduling and e-mail capability.” One such applications, Norse (neurological referral system), enables specialist neurological team to better respond to requests for advice and guidance from other hospitals. “We may get a request in from another hospital following a road traffic accident. Wherever they are, our specialists can now use their BlackBerry to look up a patient’s records, provide informed guidance and then append their recommendations directly to the patient’s record,” David Rosser, Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children: Using iPads and iMacs for instant access to 3D images of a patient’s heart medical director at University Hospitals Birmingham explains. “It has dramatically improved the inter-hospital interactions that were often the problem points in a patient’s care.” Consumerisation of health IT Beyond the BlackBerry and specialist mobile platforms, there is an almost grassroots movement to bring IT consumerisation to the NHS. The cardiology department at Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children is using iPads and iMacs for instant access to 3D images of a patient’s heart while planning for surgery, or even in theatre. Mark Large, IT director at Great Ormond Street, believes mobility is vital. Clinicians need to be able to access data and update records in real time, at the bedside, to ensure each patient can get the best care. For many nurses and allied health professionals (AHPs), an iPod Touch is ideal because they can simply slip it in a pocket when it’s not in use. For others, such as doctors using complex clinical software, the larger screen of the iPad works better. “Mobility is part of a wider journey, one that involves the move from paper to electronic medical records, “Ultimately, electronic access to the latest patient information will free up clinical time and improve patient care” 12 | 24-30 July 2012 so mobility has to be ready and working for that transition” says Large. Great Ormond Street recently upgraded its cardiology MRI Pacs (picture archiving and communications system) system. The tool, which was deployed by Kanteron Systems, enables clinicians to access 3D images of children’s hearts, using Osirix 3D medical imaging software. When the surgeon goes into theatre they can call up the images directly from central storage onto an iMac workstation in theatre. South Warwickshire NHS Foundation Trust (SWFT) is another organisation deploying the Apple tablet. Here, the trust is digitising its paperbased library of medical records. It is providing staff with mobile devices to access the information from the bedside in hospitals or while in the community visiting patients at home. Duncan Robinson, associate director of ICT at SWFT, says the plan will change the way staff work. “Whether in an acute or community setting, there is significant duplication of information. Paper can’t be in two places at once. Ultimately, flexible, simultaneous electronic access to the latest patient information will free up clinical time and improve patient care,” he says. Computer Weekly’s sister title, SearchDataManagement.co.uk, recently covered how three NHS Trusts connected iPhones to Oasis’s patient administration system (PAS). Thirty hospitals in the UK use Oasis PAS. “The mobile system provides the right information to the right people at the right time so that they can make decisions,” says Robert Campbell, managing director of Ecommnet, a mobile application specialist that implemented the business intelligence application. He adds: “The consultants can identify those patients whose results are out of kilter so that appropriate action can be taken.” Going Mobile Putting mobile technology in the hands of clinicans is the way forward for healthcare IT in the UK. The starting point for a mobile strategy is ensuring patient records are digitised. Clearly hospitals also require robust wireless networking, since poor networking limits will impede the way clinicians access medical data. Virtual desktop software, such as Citrix or the BlackBerry Enterprise Server, can widen access to clinical systems from a secure mobile environment, but devices will need to be managed, which is what Great Ormond Street Hospital does with the iPads it issues to clinicians. ■ more online › Hospitals cure test data delivery with mobile business intelligence › The benefits and costs of putting telemedicine into the NHS › NHS invites software developers to create healthcare apps Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com » supercomputers What you need to know about HPC At the forefront of technological advancements, high-performance computing and its far-reaching potential is hindered only by the shortcomings of the humans employed to utilise it. Kevin Cahill reports courtesy of Argonne National Laboratory T he supercomputer sector is the fastest growing niche in the technology world, with annualised installation growth of over 10% to date. The overall supercomputer market in 2012 is worth $25.6bn, 22% up on last year. Annual growth to 2015 is forecast at 7% per annum, according to figures from the High Performance Computing (HPC) Advisory Council. The average cost of an installed machine is between $10m and $20m, but for some of the bigger sites it is upwards of $100m, and can even exceed $200m. By definition, a supercomputer is the largest, most powerful (fastest) computer available at any given moment in time. In practice supercomputers are scientific and numerical processors, rather than data processing machines. They are built on a different basis to data processing machines, and are many times faster. The power of a supercomputer is measured several ways, but flops (floatingpoint operations per second) is the current measure. Top performers The Top 500 rankings of the most powerful computers are based on a commonly accepted test, called a Linpack. This measures the speed at which a machine executes a dense system of linear equations. The runrate is commonly reported in flops. The current top machines are in the teraflop zone, at 1012 flops. The race is on to get to an exaflop machine, delivering 1018 flops, by 2018. Design teams in the US, Japan, Germany and China are attempting to win the race. The breakthrough machine will be called “the exaflop machine”, a device that can do tens of trillions of calculations per second, and one that could close The IBM Blue-Gene/P supercomputer down a small city when it is switched on due to the 20MW of power needed. It will be the largest, most complex computer ever constructed by mankind. Supercomputer community There are approximately 500,000 people working within the supercomputer sector. The majority work with installed machines, applying After nuclear weapons, the most important strategic devices on Earth are supercomputers. They will determine the success or failure of countries, continents even, in the future 13 | 24-30 July 2012 them to specific, real-world problems. But there is a significant group working in the construction of the machines, and on the research and development associated with them. There is a vast skills shortage in the sector. It is at its most acute in the development of operating systems. This is the software that controls the machine and connects it to the application software that does real-world work, such as modelling the planetary weather system. The electronics have moved so far ahead of the software that the situation has been likened to having a Ferrari engine with a model T Ford three-speed manual gearbox to get the power to the wheels, which have yet to move on from the equivalent of solid rubber to pneumatic tyres. The rule of thumb that applied to all earlier computers – that what you get out is only as good as what you put in – applies in spades to supercomputers. If you use bad data you get bad data back, only faster and worse. User skill shortage famously resulted in the failure of the Japanese Earth Simulator supercomputer to forecast or predict the 2011 tsunami – and the failure of the many machines in the banking structure to forecast the subprime crash. Rather, banking staff appear to have used their supercomputing power to accelerate the pace of the crisis and make it worse. There is a further issue, not much discussed in the industry. Supercomputers are not data processing machines, and use models, mathematical formula and other intellectual creations to work on problems. Those programs are equally subject to the earlier observation – bad programs deliver bad results, only much faster. The machines expose flaws in » Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com supercomputers » Strategic importance After nuclear weapons, the most important strategic devices on planet Earth are supercomputers. They will determine the success or failure of countries, continents even, for the whole of the future. Without them, mankind itself may not be able to survive. The competition for pole position in the race to develop the largest, fastest and most powerful supercomputer lies between a handful of countries, and the competition is intense. The US currently holds first and third place, Japan is second, Germany is in fourth place, and China fifth. Unusually, the key teams are accessible, at least to conference visitors. Members of all three teams attended the International Supercomputer Conference (ISC 2011) in Hamburg last year, and there were open ses- Darwin: a supercomputer based on commodity chips Paul Calleja oversees one of the world’s most powerful computers, the Darwin supercomputer cluster, ranked at number 93 in the Top 500 list, writes Bill Goodwin. With 9,600 Intel Sandy Bridge processor cores, the machine is capable of running calculations at 200 teraflops, equivalent to 200 trillion calculations per second. It is not the fastest supercomputer in the UK, says Calleja – there are faster machines at Edinburgh, Daresbury and the Met Office – but it is certainly the fastest scalable machine built from commodity Intel chips. Calleja joined the Cambridge high-performance computing (HPC) service from the HPC centre at Imperial College six years ago. He took the decision to replace sions with the designers, very akin to academic conferences. The level of secrecy that might have been expected did not occur. This is partly explained by the fact that the kinds of problems that these three teams are trying to solve, in creating the ultimate machine, are beyond individuals or countries to resolve. Table 1: Supercomputer applications Application area No. of machines % No of personnel Research (University) 71 14.2 14,200 Finance 24 4.8 4,800 Service 21 4.2 4,200 Logistics 21 4.2 4,200 Defence 16 3.2 3,200 World Wide Weather 15 3 3,000 Geophysics 13 2.6 2,600 Information services 10 2 2,000 Energy 10 2 2,000 Climate research 10 2 2,000 Aerospace 8 1.6 1,600 Benchmarking 7 1.4 1,400 Telecomms 6 1.2 1,200 Internet provider 5 1 1,000 Transportation 5 1 1,000 Info Processing Svc 5 1 1,000 Automotive 2 0.4 400 Medicine 2 0.4 400 Software 2 0.4 400 Weather forecasting 2 0.4 400 Electronics 2 0.4 400 Digital media 1 0.2 200 Life science 1 0.2 200 Environment 1 0.2 200 Semiconductor 1 0.2 200 Biology 1 0.2 200 238 47.6 47,600 Other Source: Top 500 list 14 | 24-30 July 2012 Cambridge’s propriety supercomputer hardware with supercomputers based on commodity Intel chips. Calleja also changed the computing centre’s business model – transforming it from a free service funded centrally by Cambridge university, to a commercial service open to both academics and businesses. The shift to a commercial service has meant investing heavily in improving the support and service levels the department offers to businesses and academics. The Cambridge HPC service has worked with the Lotus Formula 1 team to model the aerodynamics of racing cars, and with a small graphics arts company to render the special effects in the latest Planet of the Apes movie. HPC in the field There are only 11 companies that can be said to be serious producers of installable supercomputers – IBM, HP, Cray, SGI, Bull, Appro, Dell, Hitachi, NEC, Fujitsu and Dawning – out of a world total of 37 producers. These companies are concentrated in the US, Japan and China. The sector remains under-marketed because, despite IBM’s best efforts, it is not a mass market. At upwards of $10m-20m per machine, and ignoring the colossal cost of running a site, all decisions about purchase or commission are made at board or government cabinet level. The application sectors (Table 1) are mainly selling sub-capital additions to machines. Marketing expenditure and activity is likely to increase significantly here. The top site in the UK – that at Edinburgh University – presents an indicator of where governments and suppliers will focus their attempts to expand the market. Governments will be looking to improve job opportunities for their graduate populations and get greater efficiencies in their economies. Suppliers will be looking to install a mid-range machine in 10% of the world’s approximate 8,000 universities. The number of key decisionmakers is very small – the boards of the Fortune 500 companies in the US and the boards of the FTSE 100 companies in the UK. In most of the 27 top 500 countries, up to half of the decisions are made by government. The suppliers will be looking to expand the market by getting machines into more countries. ■ This is an extract from a Computer Weekly guide to supercomputers. Click here to download the full article. Kevin Cahill is a professional Fellow of the British Computer Society. more online › Supercomputers: Q&A guide › UK’s biggest GPU-based supercomputer goes live › Supercomputers will reach ‘exascale’ speeds within decade Kim Traynor/wikipedia human thinking, and do so at great speed. The internal ethos in the industry is a unique blend of pure science and applied engineering. Edinburgh University is the top supercomputer site in the UK Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com Michael thought this was a strange way to diagnose a sprained ankle With help from RES Software, healthcare IT professionals can reduce their workloads by up to 50%, and transform access to patient records: • Reducing the risk of medical errors • Balancing the needs of clinicians, administrators and IT • Maintaining patient confidentiality and compliance www2.ressoftware.com/abetterway/healthcare/en RES Software – Because Everybody Needs a Dynamic Desktop. IT for travel & transport Mobile software How mobile apps let fliers arrange their travel details from 35,000 feet America Airlines' director of mobile apps tells Linda Tucci how back-end data is improving customers' flying experience User interface quality To rev up its enterprise mobile apps development, IT first had to concede it no longer owned IT, Easter says. Having ruled the technology playground at the enterprise, IT was schooled by Apple into realising the game had changed, especially on the front end. “User interface [UI] is the new song for mobile apps. Everything about the mobile app has to have great UI,” says Easter, whose team develops apps for the consumer space and consults with internal IT on developing the airline’s mobile apps. To really make use of those great UIs, the back end at American Airlines had to change. “We have over 50 years of legacy data securely captured in our enterprise. We don’t let it out. And now come these mobile devices needing access,” Easter says. In the past, anything that was mobilised at American Airlines was usually a one-off, built specifically for an application. As mobile devices matured and could receive data in a more stand16 | 24-30 July 2012 “If I know why you are there, that is key” Phillip Easter, American Airlines Flickr/ Simon_sees P hillip Easter, director of mobile applications at American Airlines, says the airline has been in the mobility business for 80 years. This is because its assets are mobile. Employees are mobile. The airline’s 86 million passengers certainly count on being mobile after boarding one of its 900 aircraft. As for enterprise mobile apps? Roving airline agents were carrying handheld devices and WiFi-enabled printers on their belts back in 2000. “We’ve been doing mobile for over 12 years in the enterprise,” he says. Today, however, doing mobile has new meaning for the financially challenged airline, which filed for bankruptcy protection in November. Over the past 18 months, American Airlines has worked at making mobility a core business process, most visibly in its offerings for travellers. A suite of mobile apps that work on an array of devices, for example, has become a big selling point for the Fort Worth-based airline. ardised fashion, IT needed to build a middle layer and new application programming interfaces (APIs) for its back-end systems, to expose data in consumable chunks for mobile devices. “This is not an old system that allows a mobile device to get megabytes of data and then leaves it to the device to figure out how to manage it and sort it,” Easter says. Instead, they use what he calls representational state transfer, an architectural style developed for distributed systems, such as the World Wide Web and JavaScript Object Notation. It is basically a lightweight data-interchange format. Developers can call an API to get data and quickly create enterprise mobile apps. “They should not have to worry about how to open up a channel, the security, nor how they should find this type of data. They should be able to call the data in an object-based API,” Easter says. For organisations eager to jump on the enterprise mobile app bandwag- on, the goal is to create a middle-layer API that is documented through a wiki or in some other place where any developer in the enterprise can get that data. “Once you have that exposed to developers, the apps just flow in,” Easter says. “It will take time to create this middle layer that is open and robust to your system, but once you spend time there, it really becomes agile.” Easter says he and others were surprised by how rapidly American’s full- and part-time developers started pumping out apps – and how quickly employees started using them. The 12- to 18-month development approach – from proof of concept to testing, analysing and committee reviews to then tweaking the product year after year -- doesn’t exist anymore in the realm of enterprise mobile app development. “When we say proof of concept, that really means production, because the internal user could be using it in matter of weeks,” he says. Focus on user intent Easter has another tip for organisations eager to jump on the enterprise mobile app bandwagon: Think intent, not location. “Knowing that you are at a certain latitude/longitude is great, but if I know why you are there, that is key,” he says. With enterprise mobile apps, the temptation is to cram in a lot of features, but Easter advises his people to try to do three things well. “If you know who the customer is and what is their intent, then you know what to bubble up in the app. You can have 30 different things, but only show three things at any given time,” he says. Easter’s team continues to open up internal systems to provide innovative mobile services to the airline’s travellers. Working with its partner on IP telephony systems, Easter’s teams became intent on pushing voice over internet protocol (VoIP) into the mobile space. The result is a soon-to-debut service that will let passengers chat with American agents on the ground over a Wi-Fi connection – while airborne – to adjust travel arrangements. Because American Airlines’ systems know who you are and where you’re going, the preliminaries are dispensed with and the business at hand is dispatched in minutes by an agent 35,000 feet below. “IT’s an example of bringing together tested technology – WiFi, mobile apps and Internet-enabled phones – to bring about a new conversation with the customer.” ■ This article first appeared on Computer Weekly’s sister title SearchCIO.com more online › Virgin Atlantic to offer in-flight mobile access › IT headaches for Continental and United Airlines › Delta Airlines brings Wi-Fi to international flights Daily news for IT professionals at ComputerWeekly.com downtime IT-inspired verse This technology-related limerick business is really catching on. Here we share more finely crafted contributions from our creative readers. The delights of a career in IT by Steve Pauline At twenty one years - just a pup, A job in IT I took up, Now I’ve reached fifty nine, It’s time to design, A career path for when I grow up! Ode to business gatherings by Stan Gain Because I find meetings boring I find myself doodling and drawing. To keep me awake Strong coffee I take It’s the only thing stops me from snoring. Reflections on two-finger typing by Stan Gain My problem with using PCs Is my slowness in working the keys As PCs get faster They are harder to master Can anyone help me here? Please! The rhyme of first line support by Steve Pauline “Have you checked that it’s switched on?”, I said “Have you checked that with power it’s fed?” Cos without any juice It’s about as much use As a Python-esque parrot – it’s dead. Lines on impressing the boss by Steve Pauline There once was a programmer called Brad Who felt undervalued, not glad So with Neuro Linguistics And clever statistics He proved he was clever – how sad Medioimages/Photodisc/thinkstock Have you got an IT-related limerick. Click here to e-mail your contribution to the Downtime team. 17 | 24-30 July 2012 Heard something amusing or exasperating on the industry grapevine? E-mail cw-downtime@computerweekly.com Geeks and gamers are at it too Those who prefer to wander the realms of Azeroth than hang out in the bars of Soho might have become accustomed to the odd pang of loneliness that the virtual world cannot cure. But a new website has been created to help both male and female gamers get that little extra something on the nights they can bear to turn off the PC. ShagAGamer.com does what it says on the tin. It’s no dating site – that would involve nights out or weekends away from Halo – merely a place to meet fellow gamers who wish to play a quick level and head home afterwards to their Call of Duty. Still not getting our drift? Well, the claims on the home page of the website will make it clear: “We play host to thousands of single gamers who want no more than a quick shag.” In Downtime’s experience, plenty of geeks and gamers are happily married or shacked up with a partner and don’t need another fantasy game in their lives, but for the rest, it is always good to have something in common, even if just for one more round. Just leave the PS Vita at home. On your marks, get set, pee With just days to go until the start of the London 2012 Olympic Games, PRs everywhere are trying to find a desperate Olympics angle to shoehorn a story into publication by a Games-obsessed media. There will be highs and lows, but they will have to go some way to beat what is perhaps already the benchmark nadir for Olympics-related tech PR puffery. Captive Media, a company that specialises in – wait for it – “interactive washroom media”, has launched the 100ml Dash, described as “a sprint race like no other”. Downtime cannot hope to improve on the wording of the press release that announced this earth-shattering (or should that be “ceramic-shattering”) development, so we’ll leave it to the firm’s own description: “The 100ml Dash is a unique game that male ‘evening athletes’ at participating bars will be able to play while answering the call of nature – with the digital action displayed before them on a mounted video screen. “Set to be rolled out in selected bars in the UK and Europe in the runup to London 2012, the 100ml Dash is a sprint race like no other. Participants control the game by directing their pee stream at targets in the urinal. The truer their aim, the faster their character sprints.” Other products from the same company include “washroom diversions” such as a downhill skiing simulator and a trivia quiz game called Clever Dick. “The game makes every man a competitor – not merely a spectator – in the true Olympic spirit,” said Captive Media co-founder Mark Melford. Clearly, Olympics organisers have missed a trick. Stick a portaloo at the end of the 100m track, deprive sprinters of the opportunity to relieve themselves for 24 hours prior to the race, and watch them break the world record as they race to be the first to empty their bladders – and presumably to beat the top score in the latest in interactive washroom games. Mobile phones destroying good manners and fashion Scientists are developing T-shirts that will be able to recharge batteries on mobile phones. Yes, scientists at the University of South Carolina have found a way of storing electrical power in clothing. What is interesting is that the same day the article appeared, there was a report on the Guardian website about how mobile phones are taking over our lives. 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