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HOW
TO
YOUR
TAME
MOTHER-IN-LAW
A
FARCE
ONE
IN
ACT
BY
HENRY
New
American
of
Time
Correctly
Edition,
Authorized
Cast
BYRON
J.
Acting
Reprinted
Edition,
Characters,
the
Costumes.
Scene
OF
Entrance
of
ETC.,
Copyright,
of
AND
tions
Posination
Expla-
tions,
Direc-
Stage
the
Stage
THE
gram
Dia-
Sides
Relative
Performers,
THE
the
of
Plots,
Setting,
Exit,
and
OF
Incidents,
of
Property
and
the
Original
the
Description
Stage
the
with
Synopsis
Representation,
of
from
ALL
OF
Business.
1889, by Harold
Roorbach.
V^'NGTON.
NEW
HAROLD
YORK
ROORBACH
PUBLISHER
ginal
Ori-
First
Swanborough,
Mrs.
(a
Whiffles
Samson
Theatre, London,
the Strand
at
performed
CHARACTERS.
OF
CAST
tea
Mother-in-law.
Your
to Tame
How
management
T
H
Mr.
dealer)
*
V"
M;
^^^V
Spangle
Timothy
l]]V
[Samson^s better-half]
Whiffles
Mrs.
(Samson^s mother-in-law)..
Mrs. Incubus
Mr.
of
joth, 1864.
May
Monday,
on
the
under
'
'
? Th"inl'
"
E
Miss
"[
Turner
*
M
Tohn^Ze'
-'S"'^""!'
.
Time
SYNOPSIS
"ra"ce
his
of
old
Minutes.
Thirty-five
Representation"
of
OP
INCIDENTS.
^," V''"''
"rend
T""?"vSPAN^f'''-
^"'v,'
"^
rec^bv^.'^^
^''^ ^^
is cordially
J ^
i
^^'-
"
*e
""-
^^^'^'^^'^
^"'X
"
''
and
arrives
"^^^^^^
for
'^^^^
^^'^
vZTnl
"^"
^^'^"'"^
nr"'e
n^r^
and
fhen
beguiles
lat"er
The
^""'*'^
Spangle.
f '^smuggler,
.t^f
int?Turchasini
"?^^*^^ '^"P"
Mrs.
Incubus
P^l^^^
'"^,
The""^''^
!ilk
sZ'gtd
^''^'^Sretired,
to be
poses
,,V"""F'^V
^^^ *^"""et
look
off to have
goes
Mrs. Incubus
If^^^v'^^^'"^
h
eribsil
to
Durfne
returns
Whiffles
chair.
shawl
and
the
nresur.blv.n?'-^^''f;
^"^' discovering
find her lord absent
^'^^"
once
to
depart
on
'
some
a
on
a
""'^^^'^SoXeso^?toVrZ^^
"a[nfJ^'"rJ'r
dtgus^Tthe
corerback,
bonnet and Shaw
then
Incubus
the
house,
and
is
extremely
dilcontrtiX^S'raiiL
time
disguised
in the
she
of
fetches
a
the
call
in
cab
cab, the
the
that
a
as
his
collar
is
his
and
victim
convey
policeman
in
at
that
promising
Incubus'
conduct
at
ball
a
and
subdued,
whole
of "How
art
he
though
in
forth
set
manner,
Your
Tame
to
to
mediately
Im-
but
by Hunx,
In the
his
from
emerges
of
course
place
and
petticoat government,
then
declines
practical
a
room,
Hunx
of need
seized
comes
to
as
and
forward
is in-
referring to his
is now
thoroughly
into
enter
tions,
explanaany
frequently as required,
the latter
but
silences
by Hunx,
Incubus
the previous night. Mrs.
on
Spangle,
offers to
of
next
advises
opportunely.
preserves,
independence
authority. Spangle
his domestic
asserts
with
the
case
to
anxious
tells Hunx
now
in
is
in
"
and
hand
she
in
comes
his
declares
stantly recognized
moment
very
his escape,
pretending
Hunx,
in
he
while
room
While
Mr.
irate
at
departure,
charged with a
her
to
to
of
act
policeman,
retire
ready
re-enters
the
"pohceman
be
to
in
But
prison.
reappearance,
who
Whiffles,
smeared
Whiffles,
uproar,
'by
the
effect
to
by Mrs.
concealment,
to
The
is at
order
once,
Mrs.
met
her
money.
debtor
woman
on
rescued
the
to
absconding
disguised
of
which
of Spangle
search
ably
brought in deplorconceals
il/aict,
is not
comme
realizing that his condition
his mother-in-law
closet just as
premises from her feet.
now
as
a
by Spangle,
got up
directed
to
the revenue
laws, and
is met
breach
3
is then
Whiffles
preserve
of the
the dust
shake
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
costermonger.
a
and
drunk,
hniiself
the
as
YOUR
TAME
TO
HOW
by
Mother-in-Law."
COSTUMES.
Samson.
suit; hat.
Business
"
Tompkins.
Ordinary
"
and
waistcoat
trousers
;
shirt, without
calico
collar; apron.
Mr.
Hunx.
Spangle.
"
suit; hat.
Business
"
suit, hat
dress; business
ist
smuggler's disguise,
policeman's uniform,
Mrs.
Whiffles
|
Mrs.
Incubus
f
jd
dress;
shield
r^
2d
cane.
costermonger's
burlesque
4th dress ;
dress
;
costume.
club.
and
"
,.
'-'"i"^ry
"
and
"
walking
,
,
dresses, bonnets
and
,
.
,
shawls.
SETTING.
STAGE
"tt*rioT Sadking
w".^
.
'
I t^uar
III
2ioer
Door
Doors
and
"
R.,
L.
c.
I
Chair
I
Scene.
^
Plain
L.,
and
chamber
c.
with
interior
in 3 o., backed
Sofa
flat.
L.
Closet
r. c. in
up
backing
Chairs
in 4
r.
o.
c.
HOW
4
TAME
TO
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
YOUR
PROPERTIES.
Labels
and
and
pipe,
Bell
for
bottle,
behind
Letter
c.
R.
flask
watch
short
for
boxes.
closet.
in
serves
Whiffles.
and
brown
for
bar
of
handkerchiefs
SpANGLE.
pre-
Money,
(one
and
Money
and
soap,
Tompkins.
for
envelope
Two
parcel
Candles,
stage.
in
ragged),
very
flask
in
satchel
Incubus.
Mrs.
"
STAGE
player
The
center;
C,
2
E.,
R.
second
is
supposed
c,
right
the
R.
The
Note.
center;
i,
2
back;
R.
been
carefully
protected
by
copyright.
c,
first,
G.,
R,
of
left
of
this
play
without
by
an
is
i
the
correctly
expert,
and
reprinted
The
is
,
entrance;
UP
grooves.
C.
L.
from
the
introductory
the
left;
L.
footlights.
L.
change.
e.,
;
first
third
or
toward
stage,
right
means
center;
second
C.
edition,
prepared
audience.
L.
3
or
C.
text
acting
the
down
"
authorized
face
to
of
entrance;
toward
STAGE,
DIRECTIONS.
only
part
original
matter
of
this
has
book
How
Tame
to
behind
Parlor
SCENE.
and
C.
into
shop,
right
and
:
benefit
health,
missus
so
of
her
is
going
I'm
master's
missis,
as
boxing
night
Whiffles.
I
an'
me
music
as
boxes
"
of
lamb
power
"I'm
Thankee,
Tom.
tried
me
bear
Yes,
W.
a
but
he
!
!
I'm
a
there
the
stage.
fool.
a
answer.
said
master
of
the
he'd
after
so
drawing-room.
parlor
little
which
of
use
?
door,
But
the
the
even
complaining
?
last
the
wife
patient
your
bounds,
camels
behind
(exit
mum.
Whiffles
the
burden
leave
the
going,
"
beasts
and
calls
are
what's
but
woman
but
least
sir,
tongue,
he,
Sampson
Mr.
deal,
great
trusting
wives
He,
droring-room
a
Mrs.
so
ranges
{ar-
"
that
boys
at
mum,
your
{aside)
shop,
hate
"
answer,
Hold
W.
Tom.
;
comes,
week.
a
Mrs.
I
answer
don't
I
Tom.
Mrs.
master
mum.
Don't
W.
see
why
afioat
you're
a
last
to
account
breast,
'R.^paces
indeed
I
as
she
my
such
compared
Here
the
of
knew
never
all
for
benefit
Tartar,
me.
I'm
"
Mrs.
on
it's
says
our
savage
afloat,
afloat
You're
L.,
That's
the
armor,
back
Whiffles,
Mrs.
I
in
the
she
for
the
'specially
sooth
sings)
:
be
Timour,
hurry
her,
to
Enter
W.
Talk
won't
town
fellow.
poor
regular
a
without
'ath
Mrs.
is
she
hope
do
can
never
He
!
R.,
Frumpington."
it will
sure
too
!
of
out
"
tartar
Doors,
"
boxes.
on
to
passenger
health.
and
labels
/"j/z"^
Whiffles,
"Mrs.
shop
grocer's
c.
Tompkins
Tom.
little
a
"
R.
Mother-in-Law.
Your
c.)
can
most
What
are
breaks
straw
"
the
back,
camel's
darling
of
a
objects,
I
have
the
mamma,
mothers-in-law,
Whiffles
and
proposes
positively
had
kindest,
to
come
grumbles
the
last
gentlest,
and
stay
!
But
My
straw.
best
of
on
a
I'll
be
dear
mothers
visit,
even
old
and
and
with
Mr.
my
eentleman-rU
for
I'm
he'll
away,
vou
know,
my
Whif
dr^me
I didn't
;
they've
So doubt
above
be
to
wish
survive
to^whom
you
going
I
glass points
(aside) Weather,
and bring back
hope you'llenjoy yourself,
to
No
disguising
U^miss
)-"
dear,
My
rain.
good-for-nothing,
^
best
you
world
the
in
temper
of
art
i^/he
you're a perfect mistress
Tompletch a cab.
{calls)
shall
Tompkins
; but
Well.
it !
Why,
?
temper
tyrant-I'vethe
hkely
Very
Whif
sympathize
to
suppose
temper.
better
a
little
unkind
ugly,
better
a
:
i
tomers
cus-
?
Mamma
W
lad"
of your
much
; I hav-e
her
see
her
force
to
ready
be
Whif.
Mrs
to
Plenty
polite, will
so
proud
go^ng
am
; however,
again
away
ter^
daugh-
their
live with
too
absence.
my
are
is
here""
ma
to
""
"Whif
business-dye
my
have
to
come
one-however,
will
W.
ground
the
on
in
Mrs.
very soon
floor instead
shop
don't
concfition-I
wiThy^uyour [onely
I
will
it
the
Hving
of-of-of-not
any
upon
vou
{aloud)
.
'^MrV"w'"oh;no,sir,
mymamma
presence
ot
dear,
mothers-in-law
knack
a
,.
,
stormy,
soap
sick
m
want
don't
you
as
when
But
I
to
bad.
so
W^ell,
Whif
for
reason
my
not
W
Mrs
points
ot
out
are
we
shop.
shop, my
the
drop
That's
That's
?
if
the
drop
^fupstairs
see
!
dear,
Oh
Tf 1
shop.
,
!
W
Tvrra
days.
am.
from
{aside) Weather-glass
Hem
Whif
Do
When
idea
any
you
I haven't
No,
W
TVTrs
have
I
door
C
of
couple
a
sends
till he
back
come
treasure
a
WHIFFLES,
dear,
My
what
find
soon
Enter
Whif.
not
her, and
in
do.
glad to
see
hf'll
be too
which
me
and
go
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
YOUR
TAME
TO
HOW
6
'
kins
TOMPKINS,
Enter
!
Tompkins
sir.
Yes
Tom.
Go
"Whif.
got
rattle
racer"
(aloud)
one,
Carry
cab.
a
^:"ior
sir
down
vou
{aside)
W.
Mrs.
fetch
and
I've
Tom
to
I do
!
the
Sich
a
station
Mrs.
is
And
a
going
now,
no
good
mum.
time,
!
dear.
What,
of
nd
me.
"Hoor;,v
"""'^^'
^(^;f",
"'^
le^"
morning
get
to
P'"--
!
nglar
mare"
gray
a
'
"
,^
Whif.
e(\'i
m
the cab.
to
boxes
my
the ve,y grea.es,
with
missis
W
Mrs.
hoss"
they're glad
believe
ToJ.Yes^,
hooray,
C.
morning,
Good
[indicating
W.
a
desire
my
to
be
(^/e/^r^/j)
Sampson
am
t
you
agoing
to-
saluted)
Whiffles,
if/^"
had
mothers.
fifty
I/O
IV
TO
and
they wanted
you
and
say
I don't
know
No,
W.
Mrs.
treasure
and
come
with
stay
7
I should
you,
smile
upon
bring 'em."
"
Whif.
the
to
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
YOUR
TAME
sir
you
you'd put 'em
where
When
!
I return,
possess.
may
did
what
Oh,
be
you
I
One
though.
ever
salute.
alive
more
marry
to
for
you
!
(exit, C.)
when
Whiffles,
Sampson
the lovely and
accomplished
yourself the happiest fellow
"Whif.
event,
you
the
to
world.
Six
considered
you
that
after
weeks
conclusion
the
altar
hymeneal
Incubus,
Angelica
in
to
came
you
devil
led
that
picious
aus-
wasn't
there
a
married
I been
have
Here
a
breathing.
than
be
less
it
believe
to
can
a
hardly
twenty
year
that I'm thirty-two ; I'm firmly convinced
1 don't
believe
years.
hair's
I feel it
I'm at least
old ;
sixty. I'm
prematurely
my
in fact, I'm wretched,
in the knees
I'm getting weak
turning gray
there's
is
and
wife
Ah,
no
woman.
a
charming
yet my
said
before
mistake
about
that ; everybody
married,
we
were
so
miserable
more
half, and
and
1
"
"
"
and
of
a
of
being married
woman
charming
and
with
for
Whif.
What
Tom.
There's
mark
law
she
is.
The
wonder
Hanwell
the
at
it
;
but
from
Oh,
lord
she
his
don't
do
I should
a
{opens
died
it.
No,
Mistaken
infant
were
master,
"
"
(Tompkins
know
to
from
goes
the
"
post
mother-in-
my
old lady,
letter) Charming
don't
in a lunatic
asylum
"
is
making
I'll die
excited"
up)
like
letter
"
c.,^
!
falls
Tompkins
?
born
ever
you
have
got the
you
sane
into
seizes
Whiffles
infinitesimal
"
Jiiy ticket
mad
if I go
out
chair)
for
in
kins
Tomp-
!
him.
dose
homoeopathic
hydro-for-beer
this
why did you
bring me
Why
annihilated-me
Had
!
speak
you
!
Oh, misery !
squashed me
Whif.
of torture,
envelope.
brown
else.
daughter
Tompkins,
Lord,
!
Incubus
Mr.
!
humanity, why
Tom.
in
impudence
! It's
{reads gets
! {jumping
Tompkins
Whif.
ing
charm-
for it.
?
ha
Ha,
I think
"
Enter
"
some'at
this
ma.
late
attempt
!
letter
to
pay
What
money)
Fru
says
with
there's
twopence
Angelica's
"
of your
more
no
?
C.) Who's
off,door,
;
sour
?
{gives
Whif.
regular
but
anything but
piece of goods,
on
Whiffles.
C,
sir, and
Yes,
Tom.
affections
chance
a
sir.
Is there
Whif.
better
the
Sampson
Letter,
Tom.
teeth
TOMPKINS,
Enter
fix my
select a
I shall
"
is, if I get
all I know
; but
so
I shall
again,
less
the
women
be
it must
course
"
"
letter
?
of
?
Instrument
crunched"
{falls into
smashed
a
chair)
8
HOW
TO
What's
Tom.
got delirium
She's
this
coming
and
son
than
it
help
dreadful
fasten
to
ever
me,
is she
was,
not
"
?
bolted
customer
a
"
?
not
one"
(itt shop
is
like
make
To
suspicious
more
Span,
Has
woman
herself
eh
daughter,
Angelica
sir ?
matter,
?
He's
tremendous.
So
Whif.
the
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
YOUR
TAME
my
What
on
life
my
home
leech
like
do
I haven't
?
nest
soul
a
to
Tompkins,
Exit
the
"When
my
"
wasp's
a
.''
her
upon
miserable
more
more
I to
am
visit, is she
a
remorseless
a
!
one
sittgs)
"
coming
heart
of
c.
is
man
a
oppressed."
that
Ha,
Whif.
voice, that
Spangle,
Enter
What,
Span.
boyhood
my
toone
c,
Whiffles
my
confidant
of my
!
melodramatic
"
start.
of childhood
companion
riper years
"
"
'tis he
"
;
ha, ha
friend
"
! embrace
of
me.
{cmlyrace)
What
on
engaged
for
"Whif.
were
earth
six
brings
months
at
to
town
you
the Theatre
?
I
thought
you
Snod-
Royal,
Little
is
swindle
grass.
Whiffles,
Span.
invisible
company
such
audiences,
orders
two
the
manager
a
three
old
"
a
few
Little
and
myth,
boy and
adieu
with
to
Little
with
Span.
Snodgrassians.
inconsolable
doubt
at your
leaving them
regretted that, I believe.
Only one
person
Whif.
Who
Span.
My
me
m
Your
a
shoe
dancing
But
with
Don't
Oh,
yes,
I'm
Span.
Are
you
?
matter,
Whif.
like
Firm
Span.
Lungs
Whif.
Listen.
lively
"
ever
sound
the
very
"
a
fancy
Thistle
and
boots
russet
ball
last
night,
Broomstick."
with
you
the
?
lively.
p'raps you
Come,
at
altogether lively" what's
look
life agree
shaky
as
rascal
at
don't
misery.
my
business
old
debardeur
Well,
dilapidated
tights,two
the
married
Whif.
exactly
old
saw
a
wardrobe.
?
fellow, you
old
?
I
departure.
for
my
pair of
a
away
I say,
matter
seized
horn.
and
confiding individual, after swindling
six weeks,
nervous
suddenly grew
the
could
wardrobe
Yes,
Span.
tented
con-
heavy
a
?
;
he
way
and
rent
Whif.
and
landlord
every
for the
that
was
I
Snodgrass
No
Whif.
nuts,
No,
and
pit
speare
Shake-
spout
Spangle.
"
in the
baby
could
chronometer,
my
I bade
a
the
"
audiences
woman,
Who
Timothy
.? not
a
the
and
women
house.
myself with spouting
and
sigh
a
light carpet bag,
the
Snodgrass
butcher
crowded
a
select
a
Little
R.
boxes, and
that's
"
such
to
the
"
Whiffles
in
inthegallery
T.
the
are
unbosom
;
but
liveliness
your
yourself
"
what's
is
the
.''
increasing.
"
?
{^prepares
to
shout)
IV
HO
and
fight
No
Span.
No,
when
happy
cries
we
?
hold,
'
I
Span.
What
the
sand,
eh
"
of
?
I shall
Whif.
I've
got
Span,
Span.
Whif.
Timothy,
Span.
No
; but
Whif,
Of
course
is
tempered
as
woman
a
loft, don't
he
you'd got a man
in possession
you
I've
got
"
in
Rise
possession.
The
soon.
my
heard
never
of Damocles
fact
is,
all the
?
!
on
have
mother-in-law
a
a
cousin-german.
you're a bachelor.
?
Well,
wife
my
you
!
expansive
"
she's
I'm
and,
leetle
a
furniture
know,
taxes
your
?
?
ever
;
first
it .-'
head.
! go
did
who
of
dearer
.-'Chicory
were
you
wasn't
in
you
not
you
way,
"
"
twice
plenty of her !
^just a leetle warm-
sadly
likes
week,
a
afraid
that
by
to
have
the
time
sixty
of
I'll do
anything
treacle
Thankee
Whif.
her
being
This
awful
Span.
Yes,
her
Whif.
Exactly
adieu
on
;
Whif.
Everything
drive
Span.
Waterloo
useful
me
Then
and
she
have
regular
a
you
the
; crush
holiday-
till she
returns.
lump, pick
the
!
her
dear
her
mamma,
soon
quartering
herself-
self
when
once
she
and
these
enters
hours
!
Englishman
wat'ry
a
wouldn't
; you
dear.
memory
intends
snuffy
say
authority, self-respect, peaceful
an
as
to
I dare
you,
Now,
rebellious
to
Station,
"
me.
brandy
of
to
woman
elderly
comfort,
sorts
dear
old
British
up
she'll
old
downright
with
unfortunately,
sight
to
Span.
all
we'll
I'll stop
"
myself
anything
"
be
lost
"Whif.
doors,
boy,
do
to
but,
;
say
she'll
Yes,
Span.
to
a
"
I
mamma,
mind
make
to
of the
out
dear
tommyhawk
my
nothing
I've
it.
then,
!
Hooray
Span.
flies
regular
a
but grizzly.
gray,
visit.
She's
on
a
gone
"
Whif.
time
be
She'll
Span
bear
if
Have
breaks
"
be
to
risen, eh
charming
person
Ah
! a splendid woman
But,
unfortunately,
Span.
she's
?
Damocles
n
hit it and
in the
damn'd
R.) Thrilling,
quite enough, I'm out
Said
so
paying
; been
brooms
!
do
boy,
my
together
and
[crosses
a
Whif.
own
"
hanging
{looking up) Where
D
her
Macbeth
over
Bother
fles
Whif-
Mrs.
you
Ah,
matter.
Macduff
on
sword
a
rather
or
I
see
I've had
have
Whif.
know,
'
!
look
You
I
subject.
a
play
to
Lay
"
candles
price
hit it ;
laughing
enough
beg to say
Whif.
found
such
no
used
remember
Ah,
g'
then.
on
it's
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
yourself.
exert
altogether
and
now
jokes
Whif.
you
don't
don't
you
a
YOUR
TAME
Thankee,
Span.
have
TO
as
prizes.
tricks, and
as
soon
She'll
as
wife
put
my
she
arrives,
grave.
she
pack
arrives,
her
home
I should
again.
drive
What,
her
to
the
Sampson
HOW
lo
TO
Whiffles, do
sponging
don't
trousers
beats
"
a
Coriolanus's.
as
that
of
blood
the
I
"
lieart
home
up your
afford to
to
who,
but
impossible
"
disagreeable,
a
keep away,
to
get
brave
not,
all the
Whiffleses
my
darts
through
spotted
undaunted
as
friend
boyhood's
Forget
and
Ccesar's,
as
of"
beneath
that
I know
you.
under
that elaborately
mean
as
once
rid
believe
do, for I don't
Nankeen
those
waistcoat
can
blackbeetles
like
be
you
say
give
to
who
woman,
will
admitted,
intend
you
old
MOTHER-IN-LAW,
YOUR
TAME
and
pitcher,
Sampson's
my
down
looks
line of ancestry
long and noble
upon
universal
with
WhifHes,
voice,
Sampson
exclaiming
you,
remember
give in.
family, pack off your mother-in-law
; or
your
Mrs.
Incubus,
immolate
succumb,
Juggernaut
youi'selfbeneath
and
surrender
house
deliver
authority,
prerogative,
your
up your
miserable
mother-in-lawinto
and dwindle
henpeck'd,
a
gradually
little tea-dealer,
trick'd, trodden
down,
trampled
mangled,
on,
veins
that
;
a
"
with
than
a
heart
the
a
short
si.x."
What
Wliif.
I've
law
as
the
all very
true,
lost all my
I've
kitten.
I haven't
mean
thing
for you,
with
bended
the
said
shan't
you
bow
and
full of
domestic
scandal
at
plague,
Frumpington
no
spirit
more
Tim
;
courage
pluck
to
since
but, somehow,
I've
"
order
as
grown,
mother-in-
off
No
Span.
Violence
defenceless
! The
woman
Just
"quiver
properties
and
send
"
Of
not,
course
in
the
full
of
arrows"
will
undertake
her
back
quicker than
ever
who
man
would
business
she
came
glorious
!
pressing
by the time
I. isn't
if Mrs.
super
I
no,
icate
erad-
away.
a
finger against
"
"
how
mmU
?
you
manage
conceal
from
the
.
have
I
souchong
In my
to
carpet bag I managed
Mr.
of my
landlord,
few
Hunx,
a
things,wigs, etc.
I'll amuse
of these,
Mrs.
Inkybus during your
You'll
I'll
;
"
to
her
to
raise
Span.
eyes
aid
?
all
at
appear
that'll do, but
so,
had
you
Tim.
violence,
Whif.
Whif.
! Who
carpet-bag
my
this
and
haven't
You
alone,
a
and
blue,
; I
Span.
do
of
{crosses L.)
you
a
penn'orth
a
say's
married,
been
nervous
of
size
business
of course,
out,
return,
you
cured
put
forever
down
me
of
and
her
"
;
with
wary
the
absence.
ha, ha, ha
as
son-in-law's
!
"
pantomime
sive
oppres-
tendencies.
Whif.
If she
is.
Span.
What
?
Spangle,
Whif.
My
blessing.
Span.
Oh
! thank'ee.
Enter
Tom.
"Whif.
Tom.
her, and
TOMPKINS,
Please, sir, 'ere's
Oh,
The
a
lor !
{falls
cabman's
callin*
of her
shall
you
a
a
old
into
C.,from
shop.
lady inquiring
Spangle's
follerin'
names.
have
for you.
arms.
of her, and
a
blackguarding
of
HOW
Oh,
Span.
Don't
dealer
a
lor
V7hif.
and
fool,
a
summon
man,
and
the
meet
your
of
courage
mamma-in-law
up
dear
a
tea-
like
man.
Mrs.
I won't
I tell you
!
impertinent fellow
[without)
I.
off, you
be
so
won't
"Whif.
You
Span.
Desert
desert
No,
Span.
Rubicund
Whif.
Go
Span.
Sustain
don't
no,
me
it
swear,
stamina,
your
of your
childhood.
bag's
carpet
soul's
in
put
and
arms
for the
detestable
fiend
old
in
in
how
extraordinary
I've
been
I.
imposed
{aside) She's heard
I. By that cabman
men,
"
! I wish
my
Mrs.
poor
What
I.
did
I said
Whif.
Of
I.
Mrs.
Mrs.
I.
Mrs.
I
I.
receive
and
her
has
us
course
you
?
you're
confiding,
all alike, you
weak
women.
?
; don't
ma'am.
want
any
jackanapes
to
tell
me
.''
?
!
are
"
?
! but
poor,
alive.
was
mother-in-law
ma
are
you.
look a
Sampson.
ruffian
the
Angelliky
almost
delighted to see
don't
Why
you
all.
say
am
Angelliky !
! Angelica
Of
Now
man.
C.
How
unlucky,
Ah
Whif.
a
form.
upon,
cheat
were
course
Who,
"Whif.
be
man,
man.
you
you
where's
But
day,
the
!
husband
(aside) Lucky
Whif.
that.
and
all deceive
you
Ah
an
How
Mrs.
the
the
it, rely on
on
ill temper.
I.
Whif.
Whif.
a
look.
well
Mrs.
Mrs.
be
Incubus,
you
declare.
I
five-and-thirty,
I'm
pallid}
fray.
melo-drantatically, R.
{goes off,shop door)
for
darling mother-in-law,
{affectionately)My
{embrace) bless me,
over
face
!
female
MRS.
Enter
day
I look
Do
gain
eager
Exit,
him) Ha, ha, ha
Whiffles,
Sampson
!
bold
must
ha, ha !
Tom.
{imitates
Now
kerchief)
pocket-hand-
on
boy.
my
a
contents
Ha,
Whif.
{kneels
agitates me.
pickle cabbage,
as
more,
.-'
.''
swear
farthing
a
you
then.
along
My
My
give
Spangle
me,
.-'hear
you
Whif.
companion
to
n
!
be
gentleman,
a
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
YOUR
TAME
TO
I'm
you deaf, or
afraid
she's
her
forgotten
drunk
as
?
bad
affectionate
as
isn't she
why
here
son,
Sampare,
you
mother.
{'whi7n-
pers)
{aside)
Whif.
fact
I
is, mother-in-law
Mrs.
I.
Ha
! all
did
never
commit
murder,
but
"
{aloud)
the
dear
children
are
alike
now-a-days
"
well, well,
I
HOW
12
TO
YOUk
TAME
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
thanks)
pantomimes
and
in my
'as
it
in
I
'ed,
Sampson
martyr
my
but
in
won't
and
back
it,
cure
a
harms,
especial
nothingmy
wee
drop of sherry, took medicinal, purely medicinal.
shan't
I'm
trouble
much
you
longer. QNkiftl^s
lumbager,
to
a
"
"
Ah
"Wliif.
with
keys
find
Don't
bottle
Oh
"WMf.
in
! the
better
Oh
"Whif.
! oh
it
Mrs.
Mrs.
that
dear
!
oh
back,
my
! oh
!
!
give
me
of
some
good, (seizes bottle
physic, I
your
and
I'm
drinks)
pulls
"
out
!
?
matter
! ten
us
clock,
o
I must
off.
be
!
didn't
Yes,
"Whif.
! oh
me
remedy, took medicinal.
again ! [takes bottle again
it
the
bless
Off
I.
pint
out
catching.
was
me
gracious
Lord
"Whif.
(pulls
me.
I
wonderful
a
What's
I.
say
it's
! I've got
Good
watch)
often, that
so
now.
Oh,
I.
Mrs.
the
^
lumbago
knew
bless
Oh,
agony)
matter
Oh, yes,
like it, but it'lldo
much
took
Angelica
attack
with
little bottle
a
it's dreadful
don't
I 'as the
yourself.
carry
the
Never
I.
Mrs.
Whif.
that
sorry
very
imbibes)
What's
I.
must
to
and
{writhing
"Whif.
Mrs.
I'm
"
trouble
it convenient
black
to
course
her.
I.
Mrs.
! of
I'm
I tell
you
obliged
to
?
mother-in-law,
Westminster
to
go
Why,
I'm
"
I'm
on
sorry
jury
a
and
go.
You
I.
Mrs,
Whif.
shan't
Public
Mrs.
I.
the
I'm
perhaps,
justice
What's
from
way
Whif.
!
public justice
Frumpington,
really sorry
to
see
but
"
to
mother-in-law,
your
?
children
her dear
really
I must
go
come
perhaps
"
"
all
I say
sence
ab-
the
shop during my
object to mind
and
the
currants.
boy's young
prigs
my
mind
the shop ! Why
the shop ? a mother-in-law
I. Mind
Mrs.
?
ain't there
earthquake
an
So
and
Whif.
aside) I'll go
good-bye ! good-bye ! [going
in
the
the
and
consoler
have
at
court.
Whistle,"
He, he,
a
Pig
wouldn't
you
"
"
"
! I wouldn't
he
be
in
! mother-in-law
Oh
be
shan't
for
home
tea,
give
a
rate
water
month,
if Mrs.
[returns) Oh,
her
mother-in-law's
if the
"
comes
she
never
for
trifle,
a
(going) Good-bye,
Haggle
two-and-nine
for
shoes
calls, tell him
out, and
mother-in-law.
three-and-eight-penny
till she
pays
is made.
Exit
I.
Mrs.
journey
of
a
son-in-law
been
to
(sits) Oh,
all to
"
be.
as
see
as
comfortable
I
was
did
why
deary me
ungrateful darter as
I might
out, when
goes
!
I
a
as
it's
possible for
differentlytreated, when
a
my
(aloud)
I'm
come
is out,
a
on
at
home
man
and
creetur'
lumbagerfied
good
door,
unlucky
avagabone
and
stayed
C.
this
was
alive.
I misses
somehow,
mind,
never
tears"
so
R.,
"
Ha
! ha
! ha
Murder
I.
Mrs.
ha
and
lumbager.
burlesque
smuggler"
INCUBUS
shoulder
on
"
blood"
heart's
best
up
your
uncontrollable
brains
bespatter that wallyour
Kidderminster
and
that
!
Oh, lawks
"
it but
soaks
the
Ha,
of
walley
a
!
ejaculation, be
even
Weil,
!
word,
Another
Span.
carpet
it's
say"
to
lonest
the
was
shrieks.
she
Span.
one
to
and
MRS.
claps
I
Christendom.
in
melodramatic
noiselessly,and
melodrama"
him
wishing
though
as
woman
a
as
13
always
was
I felt
goed,
forsakenest
Spangle
Enter
he
I
true
husband
used
my
poor
of lonelines
it is" a world
as
and
it's
;
when
and
flornest
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
YOUR
continually
him
but
go,
TAME
TO
HOW
wink
of
the
eye, seals
an
slightestmovement,
dreadtul
your
doom
!
!
{aside)
I.
Mrs.
the
Ah,
ruffian
garrotting
,,^,
!
,
Where
^
the
s
police.
What's
Span.
of
resound
to
I.
Mrs.
lor
Oh,
I
I.
Mrs.
I ?
Do
Name
limbs.
the
agam
wretched
these
midons
myrwalls
pardon
me,
and
government,
where
"
am
Madam,
fool.
a
nobleman.
a
in
I
time"
you
Here"
Span.
!
!
waste
before
see
Police
?
despotic and tyrannous
closing squeals !
your
But
Span.
you
a
that
?
wasted
this
I, madam,
I
this sodden
form,
am
the
nobleman"
a
these
eye,
Lord
ering
quiv-
Mountap-
pleblossom.
I.
Mrs.
Lord
The
Span.
Mount
! would
Hush
see
you
gibbeted
a
me
traitor
the
on
That
dreadful
feet ?
at
a
wriggling corse
your
raise
of
is
sufficient
to
a
harpies
whispered,
even
troop
tasted
have
since
I
victim.
! 'tis years
their
Pity me
I
I am
Madam,
starving.
pity me"
tree,
or
fatal
name,
round
food.
"
I.
Mrs.
Span.
steward
What
I
was
Why
noble
lineage"
sent
estates,
which
wonder
then
world,
an
winkles,
wink
me
I to
Oh,
?
dear
!
madam
born,
ever
birth.
that, like
a
and
young,
right belong
to
maniac,
and
outcast,
earning
{calls hoarsely) Winkles
this
I
I
But
shrunken
! here
title and
ye
are
What
wretched
and
subsistence
cient
an-
ruffianly
the
shadow.
wide
the
bare
of
am
a
enjoys
now
roam
a
Madam,
.?
family" tip-top
when
away
of
do
by selling
!
wmk,
wink,
!
I.
Mrs.
'orrible
Poor
young
man
!
nobleman
{aside) A
n
I 1
winkles"
sell
"
!
Span.
done
am
with
But
I'm
them,
not
and
selling
forever
winkles
; but
now,
their
lady"
wretched
no,
I have
no,
shells
are
ever
14
HOW
before
me,
am
their
when
odor,
I
I
"
what
Hush
!
condemn
you'd
the lofty
me
of
frowning
not
start
"
; but
yeclept
coin
around
hangs
and
me,
life ! without
not, for your
and
cell
spiders, beneath
solitary
to
a
{unfolds parcel)
{aside)
smuggled, smuggled
is eight
shillings hush ! its value
for half that noble
not
haggling
ten
Here,
Newgate.
silk dress
a
"
"
"
knows
hunger
"
'tis yours.
shilling for that
a
sov.,
splendid silk t cheap
it gets us grub.
is filthy,but
Lucre
Span.
I
Mr.
Oh
! Mr.
mean
Mrs.
I.
Smuggler"
I mean,
here's the ten shillingsand
Winkle
no,
{kneeling) Bright seraph !
Span,
Ten
I.
Mrs.
kindness
this
;
but
handkerchief)
Poor
I.
I
no,
me
with
she
woman's
knows
not
!
and
Mrs.
I have
What's
I.
lady,
take
"
"
'tis yours
; and
first a glass of
trodden
when
beautiful
foot
to
have
you
lives
"
Misfortune's
I.
the
silk's
but
in the
cheap
larder.
Enter
So,
W.
Mrs.
and
so,
Whiffles
Mr.
;
that
and
to
the
Frumpington
enemy
by
as
say.
I'll go
L., leaves
Mrs.
Whiffles,
no
the
one
about
"
like
the
fellow
time, the
!
no
See
of rheumatism,
of
time
"
the
^trampled
! revenge
!
melodrajnafically,
man's
bonnet
brain.
look
a
and
cloak
R.
ever,
How-
ment
Govern-
smuggled.
have
at
on
what's
chair.
/rtf;"shop.
Tompkins
I've
that
brandy
despised
being
enjoying himself,
eating and
drinking
that
;
same
"
and
out
this
cast,
out-
touch
a
young
its
Exit
of
to think
monster,
wife ; but he little thinks
around
ragged
! No,
for revenge
turned
feel it, I dare
won't
the
brandy
Exit
Mrs.
spurns
me,
Government
think
at
this, and
smuggler, who, crushed
under
a
love
?
brandy !
farthing duty
one
overpower
; but
consolation.
one
here
heart-broken
poor
on
paid
not
him
"
that
Look
Span.
has
but
has
Mountappleblossom
yes,
"
real
my
!
lady, and she I
condition
she
despises
tears
cept
ac-
{pulls out
ragged
Oh
!
'tis unmanly.
;
no
since
'Tis years
the
unhappy
soft words
of pity, {iti tears) they
truce
thanks,
heartfelt
my
in love.
man
young
thanks,
Span,
heard
Lord
no,
syrup.
my
"
overpowers
will not
weep,
lady, I'm
beauteous
Mrs
a
being
Beauteous
'em
"
I am't
along,
I. Go
Span.
lady
dirt.
as
"
"
Mrs.
madam,
JNow,
me.
their
Shriek
smuggler.
a
Spitalfields"for
guineas
haunts
forever
?
for life
walls
I have
from
still
long kept,
What"
Span.
here
form
worm-like
too
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
YOUR
am
I.
Mrs.
TAME
TO
in
heartless
play
no
wretch
am
he
!
The
of
absence
and
;
shop,
doubt.
the
returned,
in the
of the
master
I've
his
hovering
thinks
{sitson
I'm
at
bon-
TO
HOW
What's
net)
and
false
to
me
him
to
I'll show
him
I'm
divorced
I won't
No,
! the
Ah
have
I'll not
I'll
wicked,
to
go
wicked
wretch
Mrs.
There's
I.
and
wretch
dinner
off that.
beel
ot
Enter
What's
My
Mrs.
to
you
get
A
Tom.
Mrs.
I.
Enter
of
bird's
! this
this
low
thinks
for
one
No
!
me
"
triHe.'
a
l.
the
larder, but
and
I
mint
some
can't
make
a
shop.
the
"on
Grapplin 'ills."
Tompkins,
I 'ate it ;
poetry,
!
I want
here's
is ! A
a
with
pooty
'ouse
bad
shop
conducted
of
sort
"
o'bird's
I.
'Arf
hi,"
of
indeed
!
bounce
a
he.
ses
a
call after
to
'ouse
"
eye.
sort
house
a
all events.
at
qtiick
C.
pipe, black
Hinkermann
"
Haltogether hout
hanythink you 'as," ses
I.
ses
short
pooty
werry
werry
Exit
!
cosiermojtger,
Hinkermann
battle.
hi,"
Tompkins,
a
Hinkermann
a
is
griefs into her ear.'
Exit, sobbing, r!
my
Tompkins
;
really
done.
he
get
can
ToMPKINS/r^;"
your
as
Span.
'stablishment,
It's
in
shawl
a
SPANGLE,
great
all
at
he
have
creature
You
chop.
chop ? [shop bell)Shop
Ugh ! The 'orrid creature
me
Well
a
is
name
None
I.
always
Incubus,
suet
and
And
"
15
?
name
your
Tom.
I
!
Mrs.
IV.
bonnet
?
me
I'll pour
ma,
my
nothing
bit
a
!
LA
fond, patient, gentle wife
a
as
foolish, weak
Enter
sauce,
of
such
tamely
the
IN-
woman's
a
become
been
the
not
?
to
submit
from
;
MOTHER-
I awake
! what's
1, who
;
YOUR
am
! Oh
but
;
I'll be
this ?
mine
not
TAME
"
of
'Arf
o'
Haltogether hout
1"
of
the
I.
proprietor
shop
ses
heverythink," ses
his
"Where
the
he.
You're
I.
hout," ses
proprietor.''" ses
the proprietress ?
Where's
he.
I.
He's
She's
hout," ses
ses
if they're hall hout,"
hout
"Well
he.
well," ses
I, "just
as
ses
this
into
the
and
to
a
us
pipe
light
give
by the
parlor
step
a
bounce
o'
he.
You're
"
"
the
"
fire."
"
think's
hout,
do
fire's hout
The
you
say,
I. What
catch
me
I don't
deserts
!
call
gal
a
"Well,"
he.
ses
this
Hinkermann
"
I,
ses
'ouse
ifhevery-
"
for ?
"
What
?
'orrid
visiting my
Heverybody
Span.
bushel,
too,"
d'ye
what
old
Mrs.
"
"
"
"
wretch.
darter
knows
Oh
again
me
"
I
! I wish
in
a
I
hurry
hide
don't
back
was
home.
!
'ed
my
under
the
no
pellikian
no
put my
I'm
for wote
knows
sentiments.
Heverybody
by
my
ballad
hinthe
universal
off
sufferings"
dooty
heverythink no
and
As
hincomes.
for the five p'ints of the charter
tax
come
no
I'm
for
fair day's
I ses
is
A
good
a
gallon any day. Wot
I ses,
for a fair day's work,"
1 never
does
nothink.
so
wages
beak
into
like
sand
of
"
the
"
"
"
"
Mrs.
I.
things back
I'll stand
in the
this
no
box, go
longer.
home
at
I'll
go
once,
to
and
my
never
put the
room,
come
and
house
bumper
SONG.
'Twas
?hey
always
Well,
had
matters
fppl
T
as
Says he,
But
cannot
we
both
We're
And
us
said
I've
got
adore
did
a
is
must
,
be,
hown,'
beautiful, my
alone
of the
one
wise
got proper-tea.
myself
for
;
songs,
^^
of sugiar
pair
a
tongs.
riz,
much
purvission's
considering how
is
weeks
ever
as
;
three
next
Sunday
we'll be married
But
life's bitter
cup,
will improve
of matrimony
The
sweets
and
I'll
put them
go
folks would
Some
put d"nvn Sunday hands,
he,
Says
The
three
And
James
much
called
happy
trembhng in
Sat
Says she,
much
I'm
When
Farewell
That
you
I've
spent
You
afraid
one
some
these
And
Why
"
would
'em
handed
ere's
was
he
been
he's
the
a
come,
over
a
not
aware,
thirty-four-you
dear,
by
an
the
words
as
when
should
not
I
thought
bush
hombli
written
sugar
to
rush!
he'd
me
;
bride.
inside.
was
first your
told
have
so
;
arrive.
trembling
the
tin, I've sold the watch,
your
and
the
at
dear
price,
been
have
meals
of five
partee
did
his
took
halways
James
to
letter
'artless
select
Oh,
come?
run
in
her
but
vestry,
don't
! for I
was
did
day
^^
up.
rapid wheels.
on
run
hevr'y day, and
her
on
the
lightning, time
like
flew
weeks
last the
At
"
'Taint
"
..
d'^spis^e
be
not
oft, 'My
me
as
I
lucre
ain't
we
mat-n-mo-ni-al. ,
"
views
satisfied
says
no
and
silvier watch,
can
thirty
gal,
try would
to
;
;
yf^^^'}^""'^^
-tour,
Though
if
mc
more"
pounds,
six
know^fyour
dinners
proper
you
all -I
I give thee
to
James, you've called
how
as
like
is
young
a
appetites,which
got
have
Says she, "Oh,
And
not
am
a
age
is your
property ?
nothink, which
live on
on
can't
we
on.
My
man
1?"""^^^^,,
Pj;^hall
the afternoons.
and
like that
"
fine young
Susian
was
^^
just like
on
day
I
v'ery
much
What
"
going
a
name
heven-ings,
one
pettins?
am
I should
And
her
which
love,
hall the
been
dwelt
there
that
making
remarked
Susian
When
T
were
Susian.''
Poor
''
damsiel,
a
a
mornings,
the
Hall
with
love
fe Hn
He
see,
me
"
Market
Boro'
the
near
Let
beneht.
last
of my
occasion
?
it go
does
how
the
on
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
YOUR
TAME
TO
HOW
,6
I sor.
form
that
me
tongs
that
s
;
afore
I
ve
ail-about
spouted.
it.
1
HOW
8
breaks"
TAME
TO
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
YOUR
(/nVrK/)" the morning."
mix
never
I don't
consequence.
When
"
know
{-without)
I.
Hallo
Wliif.
of
heart
the
! this
! not
is
French
the
ain't what
Yes
call
I'll teach
I.
Mrs.
law
to
comes
them
what
it is
to
Spangle,
Hallo,
I.
But
Span.
a
you
Old
nice
and
way,
shuts
of
You're
w^^^-s'Spangle.)
"
,
use
half,r
,
here
but
;
u
a
old
nice
gal
Bath
confess
a
Fields,
his
are
from
him
will
suffer
Mrs.
what'll
old
'oman
its awful
policeman,
a
!
attitude)
Span.
Mrs.
off with
I.
Oh,
ington"
once
you
a
five
I
me
don't
a
dear
here
ha
"
!
!
the
an
a
wag
Her
!
smuggler has
You
bought
offender
confessed
piece
a
the
against
a.11;
ot
law,
silk
and
I didn't
doing wrong
!
know
Oh,
it was
! oh,
dear
smuggled
dear
!
?
transported
be
kill
than
more
for life among
two
the gorillas ;
jailers a week, they'll
ticket-of-leave.
! oh
Oh
more.
pound
been
it not
are
was
to
sure
if you
however,
let you
to
has
Policeman,
Mr.
know
done
of
penalty.
good
You're
color"
deny
"
o'Correc-
finger ! Call
aries
Majesty's function-
as
one
'eavens
Oh,
You
it !
didn't
malign
change
much
so
you
?
you
good-for-nothing wagabone,
smuggler
A
accomplice"
Oh,
be
?
chair)
! you
; own
I.
-I
!
{falls in
Ha
Span.
you
vagabond
a
I.
Mrs.
don't
?
t
ain
House
I'm
! ha
Ha
imperent,
you
Tremble
?
ain't
you
are,
you
crime!
your
nonsense.
no
Wagabone
Span.
hour
an
now
burglarious, housebreakerish,
stand
Why,
constable
!
policeman.
a
been
some
Bailey ish, Cold
Come,
don't
I.
door)
mother-in-
a
{strikesan
Mrs.
I
1
tion'y creature.
I am,
!
for
!
are
You,
mum.
Span.
reo-ular
felonious,
'area
as
you'd
if
;
been
have
you
Me
I.
Mrs.
and
when
out
go
disguised
r.,
policeman
might
ago
you
wanted.
the
!
Stop
Span.
Mrs.
I stay
l.
( S^i^S
Enter
care,
ungrateful,good-for-nothing creatures
the
them,
see
the
s
"
fo.
closet
into
Incubus,
Mrs.
of
out
{hiccup) kummy
Enter
with
longer will
! I'll get
{goes
know
1 do
appear."
moment
one
woman
a
this
but
woman
a
here
"
oppressed
is
should
gentlemen,
(^hiccup)
"
I had,
man
a
advice,
my
and
mine
what
spell is dissolved
The
Mrs.
I mixed
liquor.
your
Take
note.
dear
!
Mr.
! what
would
Policeman,
I
give to
let
me
be
go,
in
and
FrumpI'll give
IV
I/O
What
Span.
?
ment
Mrs.
I.
know
I can't
Span.
station
in
Hunx's
Span.
man
my
hereabouts
I'm
whilst
room,
I fetch
cab
a
?
is here,
remorseless
Exit
Now
!
I'll
L.
!
nonsense
no
from
Little Snod-
befriend
me.
impudence
in
tabids
attitude.)
{s
door.
C.
Hollo
of
!
Ho
policeman.
called
gentleman
Spangle
swear.
anything
seen
so
landlord
HUNX,/rci;"
enter,
you
he
you
horrible
him
about
longer, I'll pack her off to the
heard
HUNX
without.)
{going
much
voice, my
Saw
have
your
"
Enter
Hunx.
to
it up
Tell
all that's
by
grass,
?
and
(without)
Hunx.
!
what
keep
cab,
a
do
employe o{ ?s. liberal g-overnof a royal bobby
?
Madam,
an
honor
moment
a
19
Newgate.
to
you
I don't
convey
Mrs.
the
indeed
I to
am
for
Retire
MOTHER-IN-LAIV.
bribe
to
do
you
What
I.
YOUR
undermine
to
me,
Span.
to
TAME
! attempt
Try
wound
you
TO
a
!
a
?
{with
Span,
a
the
with
The
Hunx.
Span.
Just
Said
so
munication
com-
!
roof.
very
it !
in
word
A
What
Hunx.
in
here.
this
Knew
Span.
just been
so.
Beneath
Hunx.
rascal
he's
;
I've
!
rascal.
confounded
Hunx.
Span.
face) Spangle
wry
ear
your
d'ye
hes
"
she.
a
?
policeman
mean,
I
joke
never
;
don't
like
'em.
is in that
Spangle
Span.
dressed
room,
as
woman
a
old
an
"
woman.
Tricky rascal !
Deceptive
vagabond
Span.
him, he adopted the disguise
Hunx.
there,
about
collar
him
to
If you
!
understand.
you
help and
wanted
the
here's
him
wanted
are.
no
mercy
nobleman
Well
Now
he
!
police
hum
"
He
!
"
he
;
tell
"
"
stop him
you
fiftypounds
1
"
Who
!
not
MRS.
I'm
a
ha'porth
INCUBUS,
so
twentybe
i7ito
The
no,
"
;
wouldn't
!
too
"
I'll
a
shop.
scoundrel
"
none.
L.
frightened
and
sort
of
"
Oh
!
law,
1
'pon my
me,
police
the
by
Policeman,
Mr.
another
Hunx.
the
s
appearance
hum
!
without
be
He'
you.
his
on
"
I shall
by
reward
Enter
I.
"
after
were
Exit
he's
I'll show
Mrs.
here
wait
you
elude
?
So
Hunx.
yes ! knowingcalculated
to
assistance
[aside)
!
"
mother-in-law
but
share
hum
each
five
escape
want
He's
we'll
"
his
make
!
most
life,you're
ain't
you
a
pretty
ashamed
of
person,
yourself?
you
{aside)
too
stouter
I'm
"
Young
old
an
woman
likely, I know
rascal
play-acting
you
!
Take
dear
My
W.
that
and
!
ma
"
Sampson,
Sampson
throws
number
are
door
of
have
to
you
ma'am
tell
"
W.
Mrs
have
Can
it be
; so
and
live
don't
if
you
with
your
Sampson,
W.
are
of
me
and
Tell
?
as
wife
a
riddance
good
?
I'm
"
going
day forth,
till,and
own
that,
me
sir
this
From
me
business
^What
longer
any
tell
"
own
my
should,
why
bad
to
bish,
rub-
Mr.
W.
W^HlFFLES
Spangle
watching.)
(Spangle
you
he's
ma'am,
No,
Span.
?
dreaming
Spangle.
just woke
up.
!
{crosses to
R.
c.
"
and
Mr.
Mrs.
com^erse.)
Mr.
Hunx.
!
Spangle
why, sir, I've
been
looking
for
for
you
last
Span.
to
mense
im-
an
?
mean,
you
!
Enter
the
do
submit
to
mother,
for
sent
tell you.
and
my
can
here
"
bully
choose
hear, hear
Hear,
Hunx.
Mrs.
with
drunk,
why are you
Mary's }"
What
house,
own
Oh,
present.
mouth.
you're
!
?
man
I.
say
Mrs.
I
now,
of my
only
were
cousin
don't
! you
come
master
actions
possible
innings
my
I'll be
go
that.
Oh,
Whif.
to
me
rude
a
ma'am
man,
a
! and
ain't you
at your
before
back
come
Why
that.
here, madam
"
of
him, cake
hung round
all
pocket, preserves
his
over
Here
hand
is discovered
candles
on,
shrieks.)
?
you
"
Come
hat.)
husband
waistcoat
in
soap
"Whif.
man
r.
the
only
were
dear
if my
where
Sampson,
open
in
the
ojt
Oh,
W.
Mrs.
covered,
dis-
young
Incubus
(Mrs.
Whiffles,
MRS.
If you
{g*:is L.)
Hunx.
no
Spangle.
Mr.
!
on
{strikes HUNX
!
I'm
?
mean
better,
come
Enter
Mrs.
You're
{aloud)
!
much
so
"
!
Very
Hunx.
him
{seizes her)
along.
d'ye
What
?
man
for that
account
come
so
man,
young
I.
Mrs.
will
crinoline
"
known
ha'
shouldn't
I
deception.
Wonderful
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
YOUR
TAME
TO
IV
HO
20
That's
odd
Why,
sir,
! you
have
might
seen
last
me
night, {crosses
HUNX)
Hunx.
Span.
delicious
know
Hunx.
Mrs.
I
Meeting at
? {dancing
anything
Hang
I.
from
I'll cut
was
last
public you
him
round)
a
me.
! if I'm
me
'em
night
both
No,
not
at
public meeting.
a
mean
;
However,
I'm
in
off with
dumb,
Mrs.
you
fog.
a
a
that
wasn't
shilling.
Hunx
dog.
last
waltz
shall
not
HO
end
the
shan't
a
it
not,
is.
ma'am,
dear
my
it's
But
long
so
all
explain
farce,
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
this,
sir
madam,
always
as
you
cut
off
self.
your-
?
explain
never
anything
bore.
a
Timothy,
21
you
must
stop
with
us
;
Shan't
allow
you'll
if
you
you
I
to
me
do,
HOW
?
then
stay.
doesn't
he
TO
TAME
I
won't
Say
a
care
[to
kind
word
for
how
often
he
YOUR
That's
audience)
to
Timothy
may
say,
Mrs.
called
MOTHER-IN-LAW.
Mrs.
W.
I.
HUNX.
W.
CURTAIN.
if
Spangle,
be
Spangle,
Mr.
you
go.
Span.
show
of
So
Whif.
that,
you
Certainly
Span.
and
Will
W.
Mrs.
YOUR
TAME
mind
Never
Span.
at
TO
IV
to
UNCLE
A
CABIN
TOM'S
MELODRAMA
FIVE
IN
BY
ACTS,
CIIAS.
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CENTS.
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PRICE,
version.)
(NEW
Seven
characters
the characters
of
male, five female
(some
play two
parts).
This
is a new
acting edition of a prime old favorite,
playing, 2j^ hours.
clubs and
"imjl'fied in the stdge-setting as to be easily represented by dramatic
so
Tom's
Cabin
with limited scenery.
is a play that never
Uncle
travelling companies
and
the praise of the
old ; being pure
faultless,it commands
pulpit and
port
supgrows
of
Time
while
of the press,
hundreds
will draw
Synopsis
George and
be taken
The
poor
Cute.
friend
Act
I.
.
Shelby plantation in Kentucky.
I."'X\\e.
Scene
"
of familits.
and heads
It
therefore is sure
fill any
hal
to
and
dozens,
"
"
of Slavery.
Off for Canada.
The
The
resolve.
Eliza.
I won't
curse
Tom
and Harry must
be sold.
Uncle
I'll die first."
Shelby f nd Haley.
"
"
faithful
Sell my
The
slave.
II.
mother.
Scene
boy !
Gumption
A
mad
!"
Yankee.
Marks, the lawyer.
George in di.sguise.A
By Gum
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
human
The
"
"
"
"
need.
in
!"
"
"
"
"
mount
bloodhounds.
"
"
The
"
escape.
fer
Hooray
"
old
Var-
arrival.
Little Eva.
fretful wife.
St. Clare's elegant home.
The
The
I'se so
wicked!"
and
St. Clare's
Topsy.
O, Golly!
opinion.
in her glory.
The
stolen gloves. Topsy
Benighted innocence."
II.
Act
"
"
III.
art
The
"
gone
Act
"
"
Tom
angel child.
pathetic scene.
St. Clare.
and
"
The
promise.
forever."
"
"
"
"
"
Act
"
"
"
Ophelia
Aunt
"
Incidents:
of
of all Christians
enlists the favor
other plays draw
it
where
Death
"
"
of Eva.
mischief.
Topsy's
"
St. Clare's
"
Eva's
"
"
grief.
For
"
quest.
re-
thou
St. Clare.
Tom
and
Deacon
lonely house.
Topsy's keepsake.
A
Cute
deck.
distant
relative.
The
hungry visitor.
Ophelia.
on
A
Cute
and the Deacon.
full of emptiness."
A row.
Chuck
fight. Topsy to the
^Iam
St. Clare wounded.
Death
of St. Clare.
Eva
Eva
coming
rescue.
the Red
Tom's
River.
Act
V.
Home
Legree's plantation on
again. Uncle
noble heart.
My soul ain't yours, Mas'r."
Legree's cruel work.
Legree and Cassy.
A
Marks
and
white
slave.
The
Legree's fear." A life of sin.
frightened brute.
scheme.
A new
The
dreadful
Tom.
Cute.
whipping of Uncle
Legree punished at
IV.
Perry and
The
"
"
Aunt
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
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"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
of Uncle
Death
last.
"
"
"
"
Tom.
in Heaven.
Eva
"
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ciety
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comedian, leading
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The
Weu
juvenile lady, soubretie
in thought
is a flawless drama,
and
action, with excellent
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senting
predifficulties in costumes
The
no
plot
or
a
story is captivating, with
scenery.
intense and
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of wonderful
of the most
unflagging interest,rising to a natural
wit is bright and
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ing
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and
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rapid.
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power.
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chord
of human
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the great
has
the author
expended
rare
sympathy,
which
has given life to every
the
This
to
play has been
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stage.
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author's
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under
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and
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success,
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unquestionable attraction wherever
an
presented.
Seven
Synopsis
"
Tim's
Incidents:
of
opinion.
The
"
Bright prospects.
cunning
plot. Weaving
"
Act
young
Bertha's
"
the
"
I.-
lawyer.
Parkhurst
"
misfortune.
web.
"
"
Majah
"
false friend.
witness.
A
"
The
Manning's
Billy Toby,
unseen
"
"
law
York.
office.New
law.
!"
Love
and
will destroyed.
A
sah
The
"
"
The
letter.
Accu.sed.
"
"
Dishonared.
Act
promise.
Winter
II.
quarters.
Tim
his dignity.
on
"
message.
"
A
Moseg.
Colonel
Sergeant Tim.
Hastings and
The
The
The
arrival.
secret."
Playing soldier.
The
Love
and
promise kept.
Saved, at the
duty.
in
Harry
"
loss of my
danger.
!
honor
own
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
at Falconer's.
Drawing-room
Reading the news.
Apply to Judy !
Louise's
arrival.
Bertha's
fears.
romance.
s
Important
Leamington
news.
lie. Face
A fiendish
Threatened."
Drawing the web.
Plotting. Harry and Bertha.
Do you
know
Your
him ? "
life shall be the penalty !
to face.""
Denounced.
Startling tableau.
A bit
Act
IV.
At
Uncle
climate.
A wonderful
An
Toby's.
impudent rascal.
of history. Woman's
wit.
Toby Indignant. A quarrel. Uncle Toby's evidence.
Checkmated.
The
Good
Leamington's last trump.
telegram. Breaking
news.
III.
Act
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
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"
Sunshine
at
"
"
"
"
web.
"
"
"
"
the
"
"
"
"
"
last.
Copits mailed, postpaid,
to any
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oh
receipt o/ the annexed
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15
characters:
Leading
juvenile
comedy,
genteel
man,
villain, rough
villain, lij^htcomedy,
convict, deteciive, utility, juvenile
escaped
Tv^-o interior and
lady, leading comedy
lady ;ind old woman.
one
landscape scenes.
Modern
Time
costumes.
is laid
New
the
on
effective, and
tinuous
playing,
ingenious
the
the
of comic
The
foundling.
brought
inch
from
of his life.
The
"
rescue.
Scene
as
Father
and
The
the action
"business"
serious
situations
a
conpresent
interest is increasinglymaintained
Keeper.
An
autumn
afternoon.
unwelcome
Only a
guest.
1 he
The
new
dead
partner.
compact.
Matried
for
A
Legal advice.
money."
The
"
of
scene
interest, the
INCIDENTS.
"
"
"The
"
"
"
wreck.
letter.
A
the
"
"
intercepted
The
"
confidence.
of
Saved
"
OF
A
"
and
Light-house
fearless hejrt.
the
herself.
to
life.
to
of
abuse
An
"
Home
True
"
chance.
E'lden
ail
The
I.
insult.
half.
a
whose
spectators,
SYNOPSIS
Act
and
plot is of absorbing
contrasts
for
hours
two
The
coast.
series of surprises
the final tableau.
to
up
of
Jersey
vision
"
of wealth.
The
"
forgery.
Within
"
Tableau.
"
clouds
time, night. Dark
gathering.
Changing
A struggle for fortune.
Loved
for himself.
duty.
divided
An
The
The
life. The
detective's
greenbacks.
take.
misunhappy
agreement.
Arrested.
Mistaken
On
the right track
The
identity. The likeness again.
accident.
-"Will
she
be saved ?
Latour's
A noble
sacrifice.
The
bravery.
secret
Another
of mistaken
murder.
Who
it ?
did
meeting.
The
case
identity. The
Act
the
II.
jackets.
"
before;
son.
"
"
On
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
There
"
the
III.
Two
victim
?
Days
The
Later.
Plot
"
The
"
grave
"
The
"
man
wrong
Gentleman
True
"
and
banknotes.
divided
peril.
Deadly
"
signature.
a
"
dered.
mur-
Saved.
"
"
Sunshine
Fatherand
"
death.
unto
convict.
"
ter.
daughThe
"
tery
mys-
"Tableau.
BETWEEN
A
false!"
counterplot."
watery
a
"
"
Denouement.
and
documents.
"
"
'Tis
"
Tableau.
"
life. Some
price of her
new
through the clouds.
Prepared for
The
A life for
rising tide.
solved.
"
murderer!"
the
stands
was
"
Act
"
"
"
cuff.
Who
torn
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walking gentleman, two
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foreign adventurer),
and
Irish character
comedians, villain,soldiers ; leading juvenile lady, walking
'1 hree
interior
and
lady and comedienne.
scenes
military costumes.
; modern
Time
of playing, two
hours
and a half.
unusual
interest of plot and skill
Apart from
of construction,
the
of a
play affords an opportunity of representing the progress
in the distance
real battle
The
to the action).
(though this is not necessary
comedy
business
worked
is delicious, if well
the slavery question
a startling phase of
up, and
second
Dutch
is sprung
in the
audience
the
upon
last
act.
SYNOPSIS
Act
The
"
Fort
I.
At
colonel's
honest
man.
sympathy
Bitter
"
wrong.
Love's
"
"
II.
Act
from
On
Letters
the
from
plotters at work.
Doomed
forlorn
hope.
The
"
camp.
"
home.
"
The
"
as
a
spy.
a
La
"
meeting.
packet. An
"
A
northerner's
mine
for sale.
"
Creole
the
cross
plot
name
Risen
"
enemy's
ruin.
to
"
"
The
the
to
war.
"
philosophy.
the
from
A token
ranks.
of
of
honor.
meeting
struggle for
A
Off
"
Irishman's
An
"
insult.
"
love.
of
trust.
The
"
lines.
lost
"
"
tune's
Fordowed
sha-
The
fusal.
re-
Tableau.
Unconscious
"
of
The
love.
husband
"
"
"
"
A
"
"
the seals.
Breaking
dawn
to
war.
intrusted
"
without
Alone,
"
Battlefield.
The
the
Spies in
"
home.
in
order
the
The
"
independence.
Strange disclosures.
His
last chance.
bankrupt in love.
"
Beggareci
Turned
"
Man's
penalty.
in pocket, and
from
war.
The
"
Held
"
An
"
News
"
for the
hatred.
traitor ?
a
"
INCIDENTS.
Departing
"
"
fool.
OF
Hudson.
the
romance.
strange
A
last request.
Is he
for the South.
brother's
A
agents.
life.
"
on
"
Financial
danger.
Lee,
A
colonel's prejudice.
him.
True
to
"
and
wife.
soldier's
A
"
death.
"
Tableau.
Before
III.
Act
A
"
little
Richmond.
misunderstanding.
child.
and
light. Mother
The
wings.
spider's web.
to
"
"
home
"
"
reunited.
"
The
close
of
^^WCoJiies mailed^ postpaid^
The
"
A
Rowena's
True
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"
to
war.
to any
home
De
Mori.
of Mrs.
The
ments.
docutwo
wife.
The
truth
deserted
revealed.
Brought
The
sacrifice.
American
Eagle spreads his
reconciliation.
The
A
himself.
long divided
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
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and
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of
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Maid.
Old
Leading
Comedian,
Low
L.ght Comed.ans
Second
and
First
Juvenile Men,
Second
and
Leading
vi..:
Gentleman.
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male, three
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VOGT.
V.
H.
BY
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II"
DRAMA
A
IMPULSE.
OF
FORCE
BY
to Hilda!
"I 'U take them
for duty." A soldier's temptahis post."
sentinel deserts
lion." The
"At
last, I can
in the grass."
snake
The
his pride !"
humble
and
Reconciliation
The
IV.
Act
News
At
Reginald's home."
"
lawyer."
DoUerImpulse."
Love
vs.
I.
a
clutch's office." A fruitless journey,
and
a
business
accumulated
of
heap
of unparalleledimpudence."
chapter
A
girl s
the front."
poor
from
News
tliltrouble and a lawyer's big heart."
this
thing
sad story.-" I '11 see
da'9
I "A
fortune
a
through if It costs me
sudden
departure in search ot a clue
s
Themeetingof friends." Oneof nature
his secret
noblemen.-Maitland
Act
Detailed
Sequel."
ball
slip of the tongue." The
Two
spooneys.freshfrom
Beachwood."
hearts.
coUeee.lose their heads and their
poHshed villainy."
trvst.
"Hang
1 he
Face
swept
"
"
Coriolanus
DoUerclutch."
Erief." Good and bad news."
hand
A
separation." A
The
late; the roll is
an
to
planation."
ex-
murder
"
Adrienne
lain's terror."
is the
"There
scene."
!"" Divine
and
innocence
appears
on
impulse.- The reward
of
the punishment
is
any
over;
The
the wa'
Hurrah,
news.""
to Grant!
has surrendered
andjinale.happy denouement
Tableau.
old
address
on
""
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receiptof the advertised price.
Publistier,
ROORBACH,
HAROLD
of
vil-
Lee
^
mailed, post-paid,to
the
sin
attempted assas-
lainy." Good
"
a.A"
lenity."
Circumstantial
is brought
camp."
inald."
the murder
fastens
evidence
upon Regcourt-martial." Convicted
The
Dojlerclutch
happy
colonel s
I did !"" The
of Adrienne's
News
Preparations
to be shot."
sentenced
I am
knows
God
for the execution."
the
in
arrives
""DoUerclutch
!
innocent
that man
shoot
"If you
of time."
nick
1"" The
murder
beginning
you commit
"A
-.uhves!
"Adrienne
of the end."
signed.-Tableau.
A
"
and
heart,"
without
a
loo
recruit"
new
marriage."
in canip.
Impulse."
sertion
charge of deduty." The
"I knew
the examination."
to
vs.
Duty
later." A
camp
and
what
Disgrace.-
III.
parentage
on
and
not
"
find.
the
escape."
late." The
suit.
pur-
Divine
V.
Maitland
Four
Impulse."
in the
army."
Years
^rom
miles
six
"Only
Longings.
in the closet."
skeleton
!'*^The
home
his child." A
A father's yearning for
s
in love."
woman-hater
life and fun.
A picture of camp
dream."
News
his revenge."
has
"Coriolanus
makes
a
big
Bollerclutch
home."
from
Hild.-i s
of
! ""Proofs
Eureka
Act
too
_
Act
Husband
Reginald demands
wife."
and
comes
arrives
DoUerclutch
Anastasia
and
and
murder
The
"
of impulse." 1 lie
son."
-An
reunion.
"
.,
sympathy
pleads
father
happy
deserted
have
my
cloud."
ominous
turn
reI must
death.
is
the
penalty
post ;
1
discovered
is
absence
ere
my
the
sheepfold." A wily
wolf
in
The
villain's
A
rage.
foiled.
tempter
!
have sealed your doom
words
"Those
"
result
his
for
ot
"I
doniestic
A
and
a
parent's command."
storm
Enlisting for the
foiled villain's wrath."
The
collapse of the cowards.war"
's up !
"
It 's no use, 'Dolphy. the jig
s silent
and Adrienne
despair." The
!"-The
back
come
Searching questions.- A
Hilda's
da's
Hil-
to
loy
daughter
through
Tableau.
_,
MaitThe
Separation."
The
ActIL
Anastasia's doubts."
fand homestead."
and
its icy reception.
welcome
A warm
Father and
and doubts."
^Forebodings
son."
the
are
ments
docustolen
!"" The
in the grass."
the snake
and
this thing
see
if I don't
me
one."
!"" A letter to the absent
of pride
barrier
The
face."
to
"Reginald. I love you;
down."
"
..
brings
Maitland
Morris
mans
honest
An
simpliA picture of charming
avowal."
to
face
meet
Hilda
and
eity." Murdell
another
make
to
dare
you
"lace." "I
victim !"" A scoundrel's discomfiture."
interrupted
"You
heart."
by Jupiter! -"Trusting
and
Reginald forgive
Will
"
a
innocence
defeat
n,e?"_Dollerclutch
at
^"Squashed,
False
Hilda."
betra:^
by
acknowledge
to
is not the man
Grant
and
!"" Adrienne
1 he reconciliation."
pride is broken.-
army.""
the
from
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Masks,
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on
Make-up
The
its
Hints
for
materials,
Designed
Ladies
and
both
the
Character
Typical
Ladies.
to
and
Theatrical
of
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to
for
the
men.
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Illustrated.
Copiously
CONTENTS.
Theatrical
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and
Beards.
Directions
n.
for
How
to
Beards.
Beards
make
Make-up
of
to
Wool.
successful
A
"
To
How
"
IV.
The
Make-up
; Flesh
Cream
Box."
; Face
various
of Theatrical
Wigs
Wigs and Beards.
put on a Wig properly.
fashion a Beard
of crep6
out
The
of
Beard
lated.
simugrowth
Character
Perspirationduring performance,
it.
sticks
Head.
the
Measuring
The
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The
Style and Form
Shading of Theatrical
"
and
Color
Theatrical
hair.
make
Wigs.
The
Grease
and
how
to
removed.
Paints.
Grease
to
face
How
Powder;
Mask,
how
use
paintc
powder as
in
a
shades
of face powder.
Water
Cosliquid cream
; The
Cocoa
Butter.
Crgp6 Hair
jndtique. Nose Putty. Court Plaster.
Grenadine.
Dorin's
"Old
and Prepared Wool.
Man's"
Rouge.
Email
Noir.
Bear's
Rouge. "Juvenile" Rouge,
Spirit Gum.
Grease.
Artist's Stomps. Powder
Hares*
Puffs.
Eyebrow Pencils.
Teet.
Camels'-hair
V.
The
moustache
Treatment.
The
ness.
their
Eyes : blindto paint out an
Eyebrows : How
eyebrow or
II ow
to regulatebushy eyeto paste on
eyebrows ; How
brows.
of the eyes.
The
Eyelashes : To alter the appearance
;
pug
The
Mouth
mouth
sullen
:
and
Lips
; a satirical
"
Roman
A
African
; An
nose
and
The
Eyelids.
The
The
Nose
Ears.
Brushes.
Features
The
:
a
; How
nose
large
juvenile mouth
nose
;
a
to
the
use
putty ; A
nose
apparentlyreduced
nose
;
mouth
;
in size.
sensuous
a
mouth
; A
merry
mouth.
The
The
Teeth.
Hands
and
Neck, Arms,
nails
Finger: Fingernails lengthened.
Friendliness
and SullenWrinkles:
indicated
A
by wrinkles.
Shading. A Starving character,
in the Face.
Made
A Thin
Face
Fleshy.
ness
Cut
VI.
Dimpled
:
One
Chinese.
Clowns.
VII.
Wigs
and
Typical
cheeks.
King
Special
Sent
Character
mouth
Masks.
;
a
for Youth
:
Make-up
ard
Making up as a Drunkmethod.
Old
; another
Age. Negroes. Moors.
Richelieu.
Lear,
Statuary.
Shylock. Macbeth.
Hints
Ladies.
to
The
"
Middle
Manhood.
method
Hair
mouth
; a one-sided
old
an
Age.
"
The
Make-up.
Theatrical
Goods.
hy mail, postpaid,to
any
address,
on
ofthepruc.
7-cccipt
Publisher,
ROORBACH,
HAROLD
9
Murray
Street,
Kew
York.