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THURSDAYS
THURSDAY, JANUARY 22, 2015
TOWN HALL MEETING with District
4 Supervisor TOM WHEELER,
Thursday, Jan 22 at OAKHURST COMMUNITY CENTER, 6PM - 8PM. 39800
Rd 425B, Oakhurst. (559)662-6050.
ELKS BINGO, this Saturday, January
24, at Oakhurst Elks Lodge, 42484
Hwy 41 (at the Bass Lake turnoff)
Doors open 10AM, Bingo starts 12
Noon. Free popcorn. Food and drinks
available for purchase. Every 4th Saturday of each month.
LUAU IN THE FOOTHILLS, this Saturday, January 24, from 6PM-9PM,
Oak Creek Intermediate, Cafeteria/
Gym, Oakhurst. Enjoy teriyaki chicken, entertainment by Polynesian
Dance Troupe of Fresno, and lots of
prizes at the silent auction...all to help
raise funds to send 2015 8th Grade
Class to Catalina this spring! Tickets
$15/adults; $10 Kids (8th Grade & under) Children 3 and under are FREE.
Tickets at Branches Books or after
school Thursdays & Fridays at OCI.
YLP – LIVE : Raisin’ Cane (Rock ‘N
Roll), Saturday, Jan 24, 9PM-1PM,
Fireside Room, YLP Clubhouse.
WINTER WONDERLAND DANCE &
Vendor Fair Saturday, January 31
(Coarsegold Community Center Membership Drive & Fundraiser), Noon –
4PM, Coarsegold Community Center,
Hwy 41. Tickets (cash only)Singles
$10, $15/couple. Kids Under 12 - $5.
FREE for kids Under 5. Music for all ages! Vendors! Raffle Prizes! Food &
drinks by Alice’s Cookhouse. Vendor
booths $20. First come, first served.
Call Melody DeWolf (559)960-8330.
Music by Fig Productions.
ALL-U-CAN-EAT PANCAKE BREAKFAST, Saturday, Jan 31, 7AM-NOON,
Coarsegold Community Center, Hwy
41. $5 breakfast includes pancakes,
biscuit & gravy, made-to-order eggs,
juice & coffee. Benefits Coarsegold
Community Ctr. Connie(559)683-5879.
THE EMERALD DUO Plays Unknown Jewels, Friday, January 30, at
7PM,Sierra Vista Presbyterian Church, 39696 Hwy 41, Oakhurst. Violinist Susan
Doering & Dieter Wulfhorst, violoncell, will feature compositions by Breval, Massonneau, Schroter, Stumpff & Sowash Info(559)392-1425 or dwcello@ yahoo.com FREE concert.
FOBL BOOK SALE, Saturday, Feb 7, 10AM-2PM, Oakhurst Branch Library, Civic Circle Drive. Sponsored by Friends of the Oakhurst Branch
Library.
Kites were used in
the American Civil
War to deliver letters
and newspapers .
TWO NIGHTS ONLY!
Friday, Feb 13 & Saturday, Feb 14:
VALENTINE DINNER THEATRE:
“Murderous Crossing,” Golden
Chain Theatre, Oakhurst. Doors open 5:30pm.
Dinner served 6pm. Show to follow. Tickets $40/
person include a catered 3 course meal, and a fun
interactive comedy murder mystery. Reservations
required. Call 683-7112 or go to the website:
www.goldenchaintheatre.org for reservations.
Call today! Tickets will go quickly!
VALENTINE’S DINNER & DANCE,
Saturday, Feb 14, at YLP CLUBHOUSE. Music by “Dave Henderson.”
Call Blue Heron Restaurant 658-6969
for reservations.
Plenty of people
miss their share of
happiness. Not because they never
found it, but because they didn’t
stop to enjoy it!
Demonstrative adj.
Tending to show feelings,
especially the open expression of emotion. “A
demonstrative argument.”
The English language has some wonderful collective nouns for the various
groups of animals. We are all familiar with a herd of cows, a flock of chickens, a
school of fish, and a gaggle of geese. Less widely known is a pride of lions, a
murder of crows, and exaltation of doves, and because they look so wise, a parliament of owls. Now consider a group of baboons. They are the loudest, most
dangerous, most obnoxious, and aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.
And the collective noun for baboons? Believe it or not,….a Congress! That explains the things that come out of Washington.
A guy stood over his tee shot for a long time, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. All this was driving his
golfing partner nuts. Finally, his exasperated partner said, "Just hit the stupid
ball!" The guy answered, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it, man," said the partner. "There's
no way you can hit her from here." (Remember: Silence is sometimes the best
answer.)
Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I can & friends to post my bail when I finally
snap!
ADORABLE ADOPTABLE
I am Marco, a bit of a 'senior' guy. I have been with my loving family since I was a ny ki en, nine years ago. Mom has developed life
threatening allergies to me, and even though it makes me sad to
think of finding a new family, I know it has to be. As you can see, I
am a handsome, healthy boy. I must have an indoor only home as I have no front claws to
defend myself. You might think I have special needs, but if you meet me, you will see that I
am a real "pussycat".
Eastern Madera County S.P.C.A 683
683-1266 www.emcspca.org
Teacher: Can you think of a solution
to end unemployment?
Student: Yes, I’d put all men on one
island, and the women on another.
Teacher: What would they be doing
then?
Student: Building boats!
When I was a child I thought Nap
Time was a punishment ... now, as
a grown up, it just feels like a small
vacation!
I'm going to retire and live off of
my savings. Not sure what I'll do
that second week.
You’re not old unless you
can remember…
When it took 5 minutes for the TV to
warm up.
When laundry detergent had free
glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box.
When they threatened to keep kids
back a grade if they failed…and did!
When your mom wore nylons that
came in two pieces.
When you got your windshield
cleaned, oil, checked, and gas
pumped, without asking— for FREE,
every time, and didn’t pay for air!
And you got trading stamps to boot!
DID YOU KNOW???
The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at
the stroke of midnight in almost every
English-speaking country in the world
to bring in the new year.
Drinking water after eating reduces
the acid in your mouth by 61 percent.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a
Princess, “Will you marry me?”
She said, “No!”
....And the guy lived happily ever after
and went fishing and hunting and
drank beer all day, every day, for the
rest of his natural days.
The End.
Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450F.
The roar that we hear when we place a
seashell next to our ear is not the
ocean, but rather the sound of blood
surging through the veins in the ear.
The University of Alaska spans four
time zones.
The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.
In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to
a girl was a traditional proposal of
marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.
Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song
“Happy Birthday.”
Intelligent people have more zinc and
copper in their hair.
A comet's tail always points away from
the sun.
Nine out of every 10 living things live
in the ocean.
Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama
hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat
gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate
the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made
of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are
named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first
name? Albert
8 ) What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries
from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in
a commercial airplane? Orange (of
course) What do you mean, you failed?
New Senior's Exam—(You only
need 4 correct out of 10 questions to
pass.)
1) How long did the Hundred Years'
War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat
gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made
of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are
named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first
name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries
from?
10) What is the color of the black box
in a commercial airplane?
Answers 1) How long did the Hundred
THURSDAY, JANUARY 22: TOWN HALL MEETING with District 4 Supervisor TOM WHEELER, OAKHURST COMMUNITY CENTER, 6PM 8PM.39800 Rd 425B, Oakhurst. Info: (559)662-6050.
SATURDAY, JANUARY 24: BINGO, Oakhurst Elks Lodge, 42484 Hwy 41 (at
the Bass Lake turnoff) Doors open 10AM, Bingo starts 12
Noon. Free popcorn. Food and drinks available for purchase.
Every 4th Saturday of each month.
YLP – LIVE : Raisin’ Cane (Rock ‘N Roll), 9PM-1PM, Fireside
Room, YLP Clubhouse.
LUAU IN THE FOOTHILLS, 6PM-9PM, Oak Creek Intermediate—Cafeteria/Gym, Oakhurst. Enjoy teriyaki chicken, terrific entertainment by the Polynesian Dance Troupe of Fresno, and lots of prizes at the silent auc on...all to help raise
funds to send the 2015 8th Grade Class to Catalina this
spring! Tickets $15/adults; $10 Kids (8th Grade & under) and
Children 3 and under FREE. Tickets at Branches Books & GiOs
or aOer school Thursdays & Fridays at OCI.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 30: THE EMERALD DUO Plays Unknown Jewels,
7PM,Sierra Vista Presbyterian Church, 39696 Hwy 41, Oakhurst. Violinist Susan Doering & Dieter WulQorst, violoncell,
will feature composi ons by Breval, Massonneau, Schroter,
Stumpff & Sowash Info: (559)392-1425 or dwcello@yahoo.com FREE concert.
SATURDAY, JANUARY 31: ALL-U-CAN-EAT PANCAKE BREAKFAST, 7AMNOON, Coarsegold Community Center, Hwy 41. $5 breakfast
includes pancakes, biscuit & gravy, made-to-order eggs, juice
& coffee. Benefits Coarsegold Community Center. Info: Connie (559)683-5879.
WINTER WONDERLAND DANCE & Vendor Fair (Coarsegold
Community Center Membership Drive & Fundraiser), Noon –
4PM, Coarsegold Community Center, Hwy 41. Tickets (cash
only) Singles $10, Couples $15. Kids Under 12 - $5. FREE for
kids Under 5. Music for all ages! Vendors! Raffle Prizes! Food
& drinks by Alice’s Cookhouse. Vendor booths $20. First
come, first served. Call Melody DeWolf (559)960-8330. Music by Fig Produc ons.
YLP – LIVE: Born Be y (Alterna ve Rock), 9PM-1PM, Fireside
Room, YLP Clubhouse