June 2015 The Small Town Texas Masons EE-magazine The Small Town Texas Mason's E-Magazine is not affiliated with any state Grand Lodge or individual Blue Lodge. It was the creation of then, 80 year old John “Corky” Daut’s idea, 6 years ago, to still be able to do something to help advance Freemasonry. It was created to enlighten, educate and entertain Masons and non-Masons alike and as title suggests, it does try to feature a Texas hero who was a Mason or a story of Texas Masonic history in each issue. Page# Story 3. The Forgotten Hero – Brother Ben Milam 7. Reading Masons and Masons Who Do Not Read 8. The Profound Pontifications Of Brother John Deacon 11. St. John’s Cathedral (‘s Hertogenbosch) 12. The Pope and The Pornographer 18. . . . by the Lighthouse Beam - The Old Guard 19. Surviving The Big Ones 21. On commemoration Of Fallen Mexican Centralists At Texas Battle Sites 23. Four Facets Of Friendship 27. The Widows Sons Masonic Riders Association 28. Ireland: The Influence Of Freemasonry In Meath And Westmeath In The eighteenth Century. Part 2 32. John Quincy Adams, Masonry & the Free, Invisible Car 34 Hiram or Huram Abiff 36. God’s Grace 38. At Last Count, I Think The Burglars Were Winning 40. The Truman Faux 41. Welcome To Louisiana Copyright Info. No Copyright - Free To Use — A very sincere effort was made to avoid using any copyrighted material, without permission or giving credit to the author, in the creation of this web site. If you discover something that is yours, without giving you due credit, please let me know and it will be corrected or removed. This month’s cover was found by searching the term “Small Texas Towns” on Google. Name Unknown. Page 2 The Forgotten Hero – Brother Ben Milam Editor’s Note; Ben Milam was always one of my heroes, maybe because my mother was a Milam. But, try as hard as I could, I never found a connection. Old Ben never married or claimed to have fathered a child. I borrowed this article from the, newsletter of Morton Lodge #72 in Richmond, Texas. Corky By C. F. Eckhardt Who was the first—and possibly the greatest—hero of the Texas Revolution? He’s a man you may have heard of, but not very often. Try Ben Milam. Surprised? You really shouldn’t be, but Ben’s been ignored and short-changed by both academic historians and writers like me for so long that he’s been all but forgotten. Ben, though, really started it all. Oh, sure—there were fits and starts as early as 1832. It was in 1835, though that things were set to pop. Martin Perfecto de Cos, Santa Anna’s brother-in-law, was arguably the best home-grown field general the Mexican Army had. Vicente Filisola and Adrian Woll were probably more competent overall, but they were European imports— soldiers-of fortune with European training and experience who took their talents to Mexico in search of a market and found one. Filisola was Italian, Woll German. Cos was a native of Mexico who’d been a successful officer in the Revolution and—while he did have the patronage of Santa Anna—he was good at what he did in spite of it. He held the largest population and trade center in Texas, San Antonio de Bejár, with a force not of peon levies and convict soldiers, but hardbitten, well-trained veteran regulars. Against this the Texicans could muster only untrained volunteers. Man-for-man they were among the best fighters in North America, but their style of fighting—one-on-one, hit and run, honed against Lipans, Tonkawas, and Comanches—wasn’t exactly suited to the task ahead. They had to take a town, not necessarily well fortified but certainly strengthened, held by well-trained, well-disciplined veteran combat troops. That meant house-to-house fighting from behind walls and fences against disciplined firepower and possibly even artillery. It was not an inviting prospect. The Texican leaders, Bowie, Milam, and others, did try to instill some discipline into the men, drilling them in advancing and retreating in good order, exhorting them to discipline their fire and concentrate their firepower with volleys rather than picking targets. It takes more than a few weeks, though, to overcome the habits of a lifetime and build soldiers that fight effectively as a team. The Texicans had only weeks to do what they could, and the Mexican troops had been trained in their tactics for years. The Texicans were, in that wonderful Biblical phrase, ‘sore afraid’—which means, in plain Texan, those folks were flat skeered. The Indians they were used to fighting were, for the most part, poor shots. Their fighting was unpredictable. Sometimes they’d fight, sometimes they’d run—and there was no predicting which they’d do or when or why they’d do it. In addition, Indians fought ‘every man for himself,’ totally without command discipline. Page 3 The Mexican troops in Bejár would fight. There was no doubt about that. Under Martin Perfecto de Cos they’d fight well and be skillfully deployed and maneuvered. Individually they might be no better shots than the average Indian—the average Mexican musketeer, shooting at a mark, was lucky to hit in the same county as the target. Disciplined fire was another story. In ranks of 100 or more, firing volleys on command, they’d put a curtain of large chunks of lead in the air and some of it would definitely get on somebody. “Catching the blue plum”—an euphemism for getting hit by a .75 caliber ball from the Napoleonic War surplus English-made Brown Bess muskets most Mexican infantry carried—meant a lifetime of debility if not a very painful death. Somebody had to lead the Texicans into Bejár. The odds were that somebody would die very quickly. Nobody wanted the job, not even the redoubtable Jim Bowie. One man stepped forward—and, according to the story of one who was there, he drew a line in the dirt with a stick he had in his hand and said “Who’ll follow old Ben Milam into Bejár?” Benjamin Rush Milam was a native of Kentucky, born about 1789. He was one of the earliest US immigrants into Texas, and one of the few who wasn’t a ‘Muldoon Catholic.’ Before immigrating to Texas, Ben converted to Catholicism and was baptized a Roman Catholic in Kentucky, where records of his conversion and baptism are preserved yet. For the record, there are a great many Catholics in Kentucky, and at least three proto-cathedrals grace surprisingly small rural towns there. How deeply he felt his conversion may be open to question. He may not have been a Muldoon Catholic in fact, but he seems to have been one at heart. Ben was a high-ranking Freemason when he converted, but he doesn’t seem to have told the bishop about it. At the time, Freemasonry was proscribed by the Catholic Church and it’s still frowned on. The Knights of Columbus, the Catholic men’s brotherhood, was specifically established in the US to give Catholic men an alternative to the Freemasons. That didn’t mean Catholics—some of them very important Catholics—weren’t Freemasons. Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna y Perez de LeBron, who held the title—among others—of ‘Defender of the Faith,’ was a practicing Freemason. His display of the Masonic ‘brother in distress’ sign to Sam Houston, another Freemason, after his capture, probably saved him from almost immediate hanging and certainly contributed to the, in effect, VIP treatment he got from Houston and the other Texas officials, most of whom were Masons. Ben Milam helped plan and personally led the assault on Bejár—and almost lived through it. The battle was mostly over when he stopped next to a tree in the back yard of the de Veramendi house. Oral history, passed down through the generations from those who were there to their descendants, says Ben had a reason for stopping by the tree. He hadda pee! While he was engaged in this most intimate act, a Mexican sniper shot him through the head. Whether the Mexican rifleman chose that particularly intimate moment to shoot Ben down or not we don‘t know for sure, but the story’s been around for about 170 years now. Trouble is, it couldn’t have been a ‘Mexican sniper,’ because the Mexican army had no snipers. What they had were special rifle battalions of highly-trained, well-treated troops who were armed with British-made .64 caliber Baker rifles. In fact, the whole Mexican Army was copied—weapons, organization, and tactics—from the British Army of the Napoleonic Wars. Santa Anna may have called himself ‘The Napoleon of the West,’ but he certainly appreciated the Page 4 organization and tactics of Arthur Wellesley, the Duke of Wellington, who was primarily responsible for the downfall of Bonaparte. As in the British Army, the Mexican Army’s rifle battalions were well-trained in the use of their weapons on individual targets. The worst of the rifle troops were pretty fair shots, while the best were certainly equal to anything on the Texican side. Ben was buried where he fell, in the back yard of the de Veramendi house. There his bones lay for many years. Eventually he was disinterred and his remains removed, with appropriate Masonic ritual, to a corner of a Protestant cemetery on the site of what is now San Antonio’s Milam Park. The gravesite was marked with a limestone monument inscribed, simply, MILAM. It was assumed that no further identification would ever be needed When the cemetery was dedicated as Milam Park, it was decided that, instead of being relegated to a corner, Ben should rest in the middle of the park. He was again disinterred—once more with appropriate Masonic ritual—and re-interred precisely in the center of the park that bore his name. In 1936 the by-then-badly-weathered limestone marker was replaced with the granite monument you’ve seen if you’ve ever visited Milam Park. Over the years Milam Park’s neighborhood changed to one you wouldn’t care to enter after dark. San Antonio has been trying to revive the area and arrest its decay for a long time, and just a few years ago San Antonio’s Mexican sister city, Cuernavaca, offered to donate a gazebo-like band shell to be erected in the middle of Milam Park as part of the rejuvenation. Immediately objections were voiced—“You can’t put a band shell there—it’ll be right on top of Ben Milam’s grave!” We seem to treat our Texas heroes, even our nearly forgotten ones, with greater respect than some Europeans treat theirs. The grave of the founder of the Scottish Presbyterian Church is rumored—though no one knows for sure—to be under the blacktop of a Glasgow parking lot. In fact, old Ben had been so thoroughly ignored or forgotten in San Antonio that, officially, San Antonio had no idea where his bones lay. The late Dr. I. Waynne Cox, together with Dr. Anne Fox, both of the UTSA anthropology/archaeology department, began researching Ben’s posthumous perambulations. Sure enough, they found long forgotten newspaper accounts of the removal and second reburial of the forgotten hero “in the middle of Milam Park.” Those who objected to the band shell said “See—we told you so! Ben’s right under the monument.” Still, nobody knew for sure. Even if there was a grave there, nobody really knew if it was Ben Milam’s. A dig was organized to discover if there really was a grave under the monument, and if there was, to determine—if possible—whose grave it was. Nobody really expected much success in the latter. There was a grave, exactly where the objectors said it would be. In the ground the archaeologists found the outline of an old wooden ’toe-pincher’ coffin, by then so deteriorated that the only trace of it was a discoloration in the soil. Inside the outline were the considerably deteriorated remains of a Caucasian male between the ages of 45 and 50, who stood about 5’7” in life. Could this be Ben? All descriptions of Ben put him “six feet tall or a little better.” In fact most such descriptions were exaggerations. We have ‘eyewitness’ accounts describing Daniel Boone as ‘over six feet’ when he stood only about 5’6”, David Crockett as ‘a giant of a man’ when he stood only about 5’7”, and Sam Houston as ‘six feet six’ when he actually stood 6’2”. Other evidence was needed to say yea or nay. The skull was badly shattered and much of the facial structure was gone, but enough remained for the cranium to be reconstructed. In the left rear aspect of the skull was a large hole, which a forensic anatomist identified as an exit wound caused by a bullet of approximately .65 caliber. According to eyewitness accounts, Ben was shot in the front of the head from Page 5 the right, with a Mexican rifle-—which, remember, was .64 caliber—and “the ball went plumb through his head.” There is little doubt that the remains found in the middle of Milam Park are those of Texas’ great—but almost-forgotten—hero, Ben Milam. Now let’s back up a mite, to that fateful evening in 1835 when Ben Milam cried “Who’ll follow old Ben Milam into Bejár?” Abraham Zuber—whose father was there when it happened—said his daddy told him Ben drew a line in the dirt with a stick he had in his hand for those who’d follow him to cross. A lot of historians have speculated since—based on the total lack of any known, surviving eyewitness testimony to the contrary, and on the fact that the one eyewitness to survive and testify to the goings-on inside the Alamo didn’t mention it until years after the fact—that Ben’s line in the dirt, drawn with a stick, has been transmogrified, over the years, to a line in the dust in the courtyard of the Alamo drawn by Buck Travis with his sword. Well, Buck’s line in the dust certainly makes a better story, and from what we know of Travis’ personality that’s exactly what he would have done if he’d thought of it. Then there’s the question—why would Ben have a stick in his hand just before a battle? A rifle or musket, sure. A knife, a tomahawk, a sword, even a chopping ax—all of those would be reasonable. But a simple stick? Why? Maybe it wasn’t a ‘simple stick.’ The leg bones of the skeleton unearthed in Milam Park were well preserved. On examination by competent physicians, they were determined to show evidence of a debilitating arthritic condition. From forensic evidence the man buried under Ben Milam’s monument in Milam Park probably couldn’t have bent his right knee at all, and bending his left knee would have been painful at best. Ben Milam—for there’s little question now of the identity of the original possessor of that skeleton—was crippled by arthritis. He could barely get around. He certainly walked with a cane if not a crutch. Without one or the other he probably couldn’t have walked at all. The ‘line-in-the-dust’ controversy is not now settled nor is it ever likely to be. Travis’ line is such a part of the Alamo story that it will never die. We do have, however, an explanation for the stick with which Ben drew his line. It was a walking stick—and he always carried it, because he couldn’t walk without it. Milam’s bones were at UTSA for several months, under study to determine the many things bones can tell about the people who once possessed them—diet, disease, habits, and abilities. Once UTSA completed its study, the Smithsonian requested a short-term loan of the bones for study. Ben did what no other hero of the Texas Revolution has ever done—he boarded a jetliner and flew to Washington and back. Of course he—or his bones—did it in a specially-designed suitcase, but it was still a first. Milam Park has been renovated. Ben has been re-interred—hopefully for the final time —with full Masonic ritual and honors, together with an honor guard from those Texans who owe much of their history to him. But—how thoroughly has Ben Milam been forgotten? There’s a county named for him, a street in Seguin bears his name, there are schools called ‘Milam,’ and then of course there’s Milam Park in San Antonio. In the most comprehensive if not the most monumental novel ever written about Texas, James Michener’s TEXAS, Ben Milam is the only major Page 6 participant in the Texas Revolution who is never mentioned at all. It’s about time we started remembering old Ben. If he hadn’t stepped up and hollered “Who’ll follow old Ben Milam into Bejár?” we Texans might not have a state at all. Thanks to Lou Payton for submitting this article. Reading Masons and Masons Who Do Not Read From the Winter 2008-2009 edition of The Plumbline, the quarterly bulletin of the Scottish Rite Research Society, carried a reprint of an article by Albert G. Mackey, titled Reading Masons and Masons Who Do Not Read as was originally published in Voice of Masonry in June 1875. Interestingly, Mackey addressed some of the very same issues that Masons discuss today – one hundred and thirty-four years later. In fact, one could probably remove Mackey’s name and the date of publication from the article and then easily pass it off as something written yesterday. Mackey’s article contains his opinions about the title seekers in Freemasonry and the multitude of Freemasons who do not seek self enlightenment via personal research. Mackey divided Freemasons into three classes as follows. 1) Those that petitioned because they felt membership in the Fraternity would “personally benefit them” in their business, political, or other profane endeavors. 2) Those that applied for admission into Freemasonry due to a “favorable opinion conceived of the Institution, and a desire of knowledge.” 3) Somewhere between the first two classes are those that believe all of the Masonic teachings are imparted by their initiations into the various degrees. Mackey felt that the first group is without hope. “They are dead trees having no promise of fruit. Let them pass as utterly worthless, and incapable of improvement.” He referred to the second group as the “shining lights” of Freemasonry and then concentrated on discussing the third group. Mackey plainly felt that this third group was the most dangerous to Freemasonry. “Such Masons are distinguished, not by the amount of knowledge that they possess, but by the number of jewels that they wear. They will give fifty dollars for a decoration, but not fifty cents for a book. These men do great injury to Masonry. They have been called its drones. But they are more than that. They are the wasps, the deadly enemy of the industrious bees. They set a bad example to the younger Masons – they discourage the growth of Masonic literature – they drive the intellectual men, who would be willing to cultivate Masonic science, into other fields of labor – they depress the energies of our writers – and they debase the character of Speculative Masonry as a branch of mental and moral philosophy.” Mackey did not let up on his condemnation of this third class as he concluded his article. “The Masons who do not read will know nothing of the interior beauties of Speculative Masonry, but will be content to suppose it to be something like Odd Fellows, or the Order of the Knights of Pythias – only, perhaps, a little older. Such a Mason must be an indifferent one. He has laid no foundation for zeal. If this indifference, instead of being checked, becomes more widely spread, the result is too apparent. Freemasonry must step down from the elevated position which she has been struggling, through the efforts of her scholars, to maintain, and our Lodges, instead of becoming resorts for speculative and philosophical thought, will deteriorate into social clubs or mere benefit societies.” Page 7 The Profound Pontifications Of Brother John Deacon Editor’s Note; If you remember Chris Williams’ last words in last month’s story where John pulled a good on him, he said, “I was already hatching a plan to get him back.” Well in this issue he does a pretty good job. Once again Brother Chris proved he can write really funny as well as Masonic educational. OK, let me set the picture. I told John that I wanted to go to the Tip Top for Chicken Fried Steak again. He was thrilled and emphatically agreed. I had to agree to pay… again. This time I got there first which should have tipped him off that something was up but he was so excited about having that Tip Top Chicken Fried Steak that nothing clicked in his mind. When he came in I was sitting at a table for six and he sat down and started telling me about his trip down and making small talk. I had planned this pretty carefully and was looking forward to putting the “plan” into action. There was that little voice in the back of my mind that kept telling me that what I was doing was not only childish and immature but a little ridiculous as well. The problem was that there was a louder voice in my head that was telling me that it was time for a little payback. It might not be the right thing to do but I was going with the louder voice this time. A great man once said “One good practical joke deserves another.” Don’t ask me who said it but I’m sure it was said by someone. I had spent some time putting this together and I wanted to return to the “scene of the crime” so to speak and give John his payback in the same place he got me. So there we were, talking about nothing in particular. His sister Eileen had come over and chatted for a couple of minutes and brought us drinks and onion rings. I picked a time that was midafternoon so there wouldn’t be a lot of customers in the dining room. There were only five tables occupied which was perfect for my plan. We had just finished our onion rings and were waiting for our Chicken Fried Steaks. I glanced towards the door in time to see two guys walk in. They were both dressed casually and both were wearing dark glasses. They had a professional look to them and to anyone in the room they might even look like they were in law enforcement, maybe detectives or something. Neither carried a weapon and I hoped that that small omission would go unnoticed by John. Yep I knew them both… real well, and they were part of the plan. I also knew the other four who would be coming in shortly. I could barely contain my excitement and it was all I could do to remain calm. John was telling me something about his last Lodge meeting and while normally I would be listening intently, I hadn’t heard a word he said. I glanced towards the kitchen as Eileen came out carrying our lunch. A regular persons’ portion for me and the “double chicken fried steak” with plenty of gravy for John. John had his eyes locked on that plate as it made its way across the room. I had a dog on the ranch one time that when you had his food bowl in your hand he was so focused on it that you could yell or spray water on him or just about anything and he wouldn’t even notice. He would stare at that bowl... and drool. Lord that dog could drool! And there was John… staring at that plate and… Well, you get the picture. Eileen set our plates in front of us and smiled at me. John grabbed his knife and fork smacked his lips and started to dig in. But before the fork touched that steak he felt a hand on his shoulder. Startled, he looked up and there was one of the guys with the sunglasses looking down at him. Then he felt a hand on the other shoulder and looked over the other shoulder to see the other stranger looking down at him. I knew the strangers and I knew the fun was about to begin. The one on his left held out an official looking card and said, “Sir, my name is Page 8 Special Agent Mike and I am with the food and drug enforcement administration.” The confused look on John’s face told me he had never heard of the Food and Drug Enforcement Administration. Neither had I… it doesn’t exist. But John was too confused to sort it out right then. Mike continued,” And this is my partner Special Agent Keith. We have a report of some counterfeit food being passed off as real food in this establishment. It is our job to check it out. “Counterfeit food????” said John looking even more confused. What do you mean?” “These are the facts, sir”, said Mike in his best Jack Webb/ Joe Friday voice. “Certainly you’ve heard of counterfeit money and fake designer purses and fake Rolex watches and stuff like that?” John nodded still confused. “Well it has been reported that this restaurant is passing off fake Chicken Fried Steak as real and we are here to check it out.” As he talked he and Keith were eye – balling John’s plate and they even glanced at mine a couple of times. Mike continued, “We take these reports seriously and it is our job to check each report out. Hmmmm look at this Agent Keith, this one doesn’t look right”, he said pointing to John’s plate. Keith nodded with a serious look on his face and before John could blink Mike picked up his plate and took it to the end of our table and sat down. John started to protest but Mike just held up his hand and cut him off. “There is definitely something wrong here,” Mike said to Keith, and then to John, “We are going to have to do some tests on this.” Then without any hesitation he picked up a knife and fork and started cutting the steak and eating it. I thought John was going to pass out. His face turned red and his eyes bugged out and he started stammering. I could hear something that sounded like bu… bu… bu… bu… his eyes were frozen on his steak that was being eaten by Mike. Then Mike told Keith to “test” it and he took a couple of bites. After each bite they would sit back and savor the taste and it looked to me more like they were enjoying it more than they were “testing” it… much to John’s displeasure. Then Keith pulled out his cell phone and announced that they needed back up and made a call. Almost immediately four more “agents” came in and over to our table. Keith told them that they were testing a possible counterfeit Chicken Fried Steak. They nodded without saying anything and sat down and started cutting off pieces of John’s steak. John finally found his voice and pointing at my plate exclaimed loudly, “What about his?” Mike paused his chewing and said, “No, his is ok. He can eat his.” “Thanks” I said, and I began to eat mine. I could see out of the corner of my eye that John was in shock watching six guys devour his steak. I glanced over and it seemed to be going fast… both layers. I don’t know how long they ate on his Chicken Fried Steak but it seemed like a long time and finally Mike stood up and picked up John’s plate and brought it back and sat it back in front of him. I looked down at it and there was a piece left about the size of a half dollar and no gravy. John was looking at it with a stunned look on his face and he looked up as Mike said, “Sir, there doesn’t appear to be anything wrong with that Chicken Fried Steak. In fact it’s probably the best I have ever had,” as he looked at the other guys who all nodded in agreement. John looked at Mike and then at the guys and then back again, the veins showing on his forehead. “Great balls of fire,” he boomed. “I could have told you that.” And then he just sat there looking at what was left of his lunch and I could tell by his expression that this was easily his worst nightmare. I honestly thought he was going to cry. And then I couldn’t stand it anymore. I laughed so hard that tears were running down both cheeks and the “agents” were laughing too. Eileen walked up to John and gave him a hug and she was laughing. Yup, I even had her in on it too. I am sure she had things from way back to get even with him for. While we were all laughing John just sat there with a confused/tortured/disbelieving look on his face… shaking… and then he figured it out. He looked at all of us one by one and me a couple of times with that “Big John” stare and abruptly held up his hand for silence. I didn’t know Page what 9 he was going to do. You could have heard a pin drop. I held my breath thinking that maybe we went too far. A few seconds went by and then he leaned forward, smiled, and his voice started off soft and got louder as he spoke “All I want to know is which one of you severely misguided souls is buying me a Chicken Fried Steak.” Well we all laughed again and I looked up at Eileen and nodded. Out from the kitchen came six plates of Chicken Fried Steak and one Double Chicken Fried Steak for John with extra gravy of course. John let out a big sigh of relief and ate like he hadn’t eaten in a week. Since I had eaten already I introduced “agents” Mike, Keith, Jim, Greg, Kevin and J.C. I told him that they all were my teammates on a softball team I had played on for almost 15 years. “Are they Brother Masons”, he asked between mouthfuls? “Unfortunately, no they are not John”, I said. “But they are my Brothers just the same except for JC who is my son.” “Well they must owe you big time to drop everything they were doing to help you play a childish prank on a poor, innocent, starving man who would never think to do something that mean to anyone”, he said with a forced frown. Unfortunately for him, Eileen was standing right behind him when he said it and she slapped the back of his head. He recoiled and looked around and saw who it was and said, “Why didn’t you tell me she was behind me?” “Because she is the only one who can punish you for acting all innocent when we know you are not,” I said. “ Wait a minute”, he said looking down his nose at me, “you said you weren’t going to get me back for that.” “Sorry John, I couldn’t let that go without some payback. All I can say is the pleasure was all mine today.” He gave me a sarcastic smile and shook his head. Everyone was finishing up with their meals and I waved at Eileen and shortly out came pie for everyone. We all finished up and the “agents” shook hands all around. John thanked each for the trauma to his digestive system. He watched as they left and turned to me, smiled and said, “Those are some real good guys there, Brother Chris. The next time I want to play a joke on someone I’m calling them.” “I am sure they’d be happy to help, John. We’re even now so I expect that there won’t be a payback,” I said. He got a mock look of astonishment and said, “I wouldn’t think of it.” Well that was a red flag if I ever saw one but I was not going to lose any sleep on it. I said, “Is there anything you want to talk about this month cause I’ve got to be getting back to work soon.” “Brother Chris”, he said with a pained look on his face, “I am so shook up still that I can’t even think of what I was going to say. But I have an article I cut out of a magazine about Masonry that I wanted to give you. Maybe you could put that in your newsletter and apologize to all your Brothers that you caused me so much pain and suffering that I couldn’t talk.” I ignored him and began to read the paper he gave me. It was called Degrees and Life By M.W. Brother Dewey H. Wolstein WE CANNOT introduce innovations in Masonry. However, this does not mean that we cannot put something of ourselves into Masonry. It is the responsibility and duty of everyone who has a part in conferring the degrees to not only speak the words but to deliver their meanings. His own heart must reach the heart of the candidate. Together with the words there must be a feeling that the lessons are not related to life, but are life. Moral lessons are taught men by good mothers and good fathers. Men are morally Page 10 qualified before they are qualified to become Masons. The great purpose of Masonry then is to make possible a system of moral development which will widen the path of improvement. When the lessons of Masonry fail in the objective of creating a living philosophy, a philosophy that helps to make life a richer, fuller experience, then the greatest good is lost. A great poem becomes even greater when one takes the time and effort to study the state of mind of the author, and to more clearly understand the thought and inspiration behind the printed words. So it is with the lessons of Masonry. We must take that which is warm, pulsating, and alive, and drive it into the heart of the candidate. When I finished I looked up and told John that it was good and I would put it in the newsletter for sure. We said goodbye to everyone and walked out to our trucks. Mine was the closest and as I opened the door I could tell that John was a little uncomfortable and I asked him what was wrong. He stood there a few seconds looking down at the ground and finally said, “Brother Chris, you know how one Brother is supposed to whisper good council to another Brother when needed?” “Yes, I do,” I said. “Why are you asking?” “Well, I feel like I need to tell you something right now and I feel bad doing it.” I was totally confused so I waited him out. I really had no clue what he was talking about. “Spit it out John,” I said. “What did I do?” Finally he looked up and said. “Brother Chris, you and I talk a lot about being an upright Mason and always doing the right thing and I noticed that you didn’t pay the bill before we left and I feel bad about having to tell you this but you really need to go back inside and do the right thing or if you want me to do it I will.” He saw me get a big smile on my face and he said, “It’s not funny.” “Actually it is Brother John and I am sorry that I made you so uncomfortable and I thank you for saying the right thing but as it turns out (and I pulled my $150.00 Tip Top gift coupon from my pocket to show him) I already paid and I have enough for us to come back again sometime… my treat.” Danged if he didn’t let out a whoop and give me a bear hug in the middle of the parking lot. I wasn’t sure if he was happy I was going to buy him another Chicken Fried Steak or that I had already paid. Either way he was happy. I pried myself away from him and jumped in my truck and headed back to work. I looked in the mirror and caught a glimpse of him still standing where I left him, goofy grin on his face still waving. Yup, life is good in Brother John Deacon’s world. St. John’s Cathedral (‘ss-Hertogenbosch) Hertogenbosch From the "Thoughts For The Enquiring Mason" By W. Bro. Brendan Kyne In the 1200’s in the Dutch town of ’s-Hertogenbosch (birthplace of Hieronymus Bosch) a little Romanesque church dedicated to St. John the evangelist was built just outside the city walls. In the late 1300’s a larger Gothic style church was built in its place. Over the period of the next few hundred years the church became a substantial cathedral, which was built, rebuilt , reconstructed and restored, which is plain to see from all its different building styles. Over the years the cathedral has been decorated both inside and out with hundreds of statues. High above the ground are almost 100 human and animal figures perched on the arches of the cathedral, some of which were deliberately designed originally by the stonemasons so that they could only be viewed from the Page 11 roof itself. It is a strange mix of musicians, masons, drunkards and monsters. Interestingly one of the mason figures works with the chisel and common gavel, another with the trowel and level, whilst a third is depicted with a pair of compasses and plans – perhaps signifying the apprentice and the fellow/master of the craft. The figures on the arches of the nave were introduced in the 16th century when Jan Heyns was the master mason. We don’t know who actually made these figures. On the south side of the nave with its great differences in temperature and humidity most of the original figures have been lost. On the north side fortunately most have been saved. In the late 1500’s fire destroyed the original tower which collapsed into the cathedral causing extensive damage. Over the years many restorations, beginning in the 1850’s, were undertaken with the most recent restoration work finished in 2010. During the last restoration 25 new angel statues were created by mason-sculptor Ton Mooy, including one with a modern twist, an angel wearing jeans and holding a mobile phone. "The phone has just one button, says the artist. – It dials directly to God". The mobile-using angel had to be first approved by the cathedral's fathers, who rejected earlier designs with a jet-pack on the angel's back. Some may see this sculpture as an abomination, whilst others may see it as a legitimate modern representation of an old theme – a continuation of the art and craft of our operative masonic forbears. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Reference:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._John%27s_Cathedral_(’s-Hertogenbosch) Founder: VWBro G.LOVE Editor/Compiler: WBro Brendan Kyne (Comments and contributions to lordbiff@hotmail.com) The P0pe And The Pornographer Editor’s Yes; it’s another story about Leo Taxil, but It goes into a lot more detail than I’ve seen before. From Wayne Anderson’s “Sunday Masonic Paper” The long quarrel between Freemasonry and Catholicism By: Brian Riggs, formerly a Franciscan brother, is the son of a Past Master Guncilor, grandson of a Master Mason, and nephew of a Grand Master. How the longstanding grievances between these two great movements came to a head with the antics of a French publisher of smutty books. When Pope Leo Xlll, in his 1884 encyclical Humanum Genus, admonished the Roman Catholic faithful to expose Masonic subversions wherever found, fervent response came from the least likely of quarters. Leo Taxil—the pen name of one-time Mason, longtime pornographer, and anti-Catholic polemicist Gabriel Jorgand- Pages—became an outspoken leader in the pontiff’s Page 12 anti-Masonic crusade. Voicing contrition for the considerable ink he had spilt defaming both clergy and Church in his native France, Taxll sought a remission of the several excommunications weighing against his soul. After authoring several pious tracts and performing a lengthy penance, he was ultimately absolved. He then devoted his considerable literary energy not only to extolling the Roman faith but to asserting Freemasonry’s impious roots. The books were very well received, and in 1887 the publisher who confirmed Catholic suspicions about Masonic diabolism was granted a private audience with the Holy Father. Leo Taxil (Gabriel For centuries before this unlikely team of pontiff and pornographer, the Roman Catholic Church was alternately Jorgand-Pages) Masonry’s benefactor and nemesis. The operative guilds that raised the greatest of medieval cathedrals were devoted and financially bound to the Church of Rome. Master masons, schooled in the arts of architecture and geometry, often received lifelong employment and acquired a social standing that put them nearly on par with priests and nobility. During this heyday of operative masonry, the Craft enjoyed a symbiotic relationship with Catholicism. Medieval masons even included fealty to the Church in their code of ethics: “Those who would be Masons and practice the Masonic art are required to love God and his Holy Church, the Master for whom they labor and their Masonic brethren, for this is the true spirit of Masonry.” This connection to the Church continued as late as the seventeenth century, when a later code invited Masons to “be true man to god & the holy church & that ye use neither erour nor heresie according to your own understanding or discreet and wise men’s teachings.” Medieval masons’ intimate and jealously guarded knowledge of geometry formed the foundation of an esotericism that was built into the Gothic cathedrals of France and Germany. Church fathers had long taught that “the mason looks at the archetypes, grasps the divine model, and makes an impression of it in real material.” For the esoterically grounded mason, the physical universe was “not real in itself, but was the image of the ultimate reality behind the senses. [Masons] sought this through those abstractions of geometry and number which were most clearly seen to express the nature of the infinite.” To erect cathedrals of such perfect proportions, masons were certainly schooled in the sacred geometry of the age. Applying a hybrid of Pythagorean mathematics, Christian theology, and Platonic cosmology popular among the Catholic mystics and intelligentsia of the day, master masons erected cathedrals that were microcosms of the universe as it was conceived by the medieval mind. Entering through a cathedral’s western portal, Christians journey to-ward the rising sun, the resurrected Christ whose redemptive sacrifice is re-enacted at the altar. Vaulted arches and thin walls punctuate the buildings’ otherworldly qualities. And at the center of the church, nave and transept are pierced vertically by dome and altar, forming the axis mundi that joins heaven to earth, the divine to the mundane. numerologists have discovered hidden messages that relate to each building’s patron saint.’ On the other hand, written records provide little indication that the operative masons’ secrets were of a mystical or even a philosophic nature. Throughout the Middle Ages, hidden Masonic knowledge related largely to trade secrets kept for no mystical a purpose Page13 for no more mystical a purpose than job security. They enabled the medieval craftsmen to monopolize large-scale construction projects in much the same way that Catholicism monopolized religion. An operative lodge of masons, for example, was offered lifelong employment to maintain the church of St. Mary’s and other local edifices in Dundee, Scotland. Trade secrets are documented in thirteenth-century France, where Etienne Boileau, provost of merchants, decreed that “masons, mortar-makers, and plasterers may have as many assistants and valets as they please to help them in their work, provided they teach them nothing about their trade.” And in a manuscript dated to about 1430, the operative mason in Britain was advised to “keep secret the counsels of his fellows, whether given in the lodge, in the chamber, or any other place where masons be.” In 1486 German architect Wenzel Roriczer shocked contemporary Steinmetzen by publishing a volume that detailed how to calculate Pope Leo Xlll, a pinnacle’s elevation from two-dimensional diagrams. German master stonecutters had been expressly forbidden to reveal such knowledge: “No work-man, no master, no journeyman will tell anyone who is not of the craft and who has never been a mason how to take an elevation from a plan,” says one decree dated to 1459. 9 Secret means of identification seem to have a Scottish origin. In 1707 masons of Mother Kilwinning Lodge were advised not to hire tradesmen professing to be masons who were unable to provide the “password.” By 1600, the great age of cathedral construction was for masons little more than a pleasant memory of steady income. On the Continent the guilds died out, while in Britain they seem to have bolstered their numbers by accepting into their lodges other tradesmen and even local nobility as honorary members. (This system is echoed by modern universities which bestow honorary degrees on dignitaries.) By the 1700s, nontechnical members apparently out-numbered the operatives and the absence of a trade made trade secrets anachronistic. The philosophic Secret was then born in the form of social morality clothed in working-class allegory. The practical mathematics of construction were transmuted into Geometry, a system of knowledge that was often seen as mirroring or even rivaling the Christian Godhead. Speculative Freemasons also opened the operative tool-box and in it discovered an abundance of metaphorical wealth. The plumb symbolized rectitude, the level equality, the square morality, and the compass proper deportment. Upon spreading into France, Spain, and Italy, this speculative Freemasonry soon became a sort of counter-Church for freethinkers. In +Britain it attracted members from the budding philosophy of Deism, and Freemasons who dabbled in secret Kabbalistic studies sometimes identified the mystical letter “G” with gnosis rather than geometry or God. To the Church of Rome, an international organization espousing secrecy and potentially heterodox spirituality was little less than diabolical. And, diabolism is what Taxil provided. Revelations completes surla franc-maconnerie was released in 1886. In it Taxil offered a horrific glimpse into the Palladium, an ultrasecret order of Freemasons steeped in licentiousness and satanic ritual. Members were initiated into demonic degrees whose ceremonies required blasphemy and sacrilege against the Christian God as well as “public fornication . . . to show that Page 14 the sacred act of physical generation is key to show that the sacred act of the mystery of being.” ll Palladian Masons, Taxil revealed, believed in dual gods, good and evil, and were involved in all sorts of mischief including Black Masses, profanation of the Eucharist, and seances capable of summo ning Lucifer, Asmodeus, and no less fiendish to nineteenth-century Catholics Martin Luther and Voltaire. The Palladium had organizational centers in Germany, Italy, India, and the United States. One center of this insidious web was Charleston, South Carolina, from which General Albert Pike, identified by Taxil as the “Sovereign Pontiff of Universal Freemasonry,” commanded this devilish brotherhood. Taxil’s exposes continued for more than a decade in books that were widely distributed throughout the Catholic world. In 1895, he was joined by Diana Vaughan, a former Palladian Grand Priestess who claimed lineage from the seventeenth-century Rosicrucian and alchemist Thomas Vaughan. Diana had recently converted to Catholicism and was now in hiding in France, fearing mortal consequences should the Craft ever discover her whereabouts. Over a period of two years Vaughan, in volumes entitled Memoires d’une ex-Palladiste that were published by Taxil, documented female Freemasons’ role in the Palladium. She described ceremonies in which serpents seductively slithered across the bare breasts of Mistresses Templar. Moreover she disclosed the sordid details of the Palladium’s recent history. Upon Pike’s death, Master Mason Adrian o Lemmi in Rome gained control of the organization. Vaughan, unhappy with the transfer of power, established a reform branch of the Palladium, which she had Diana Vaughan commanded until a vision of Joan Waughan “ of Arc prompted her conversion to Catholicism. Taxil’s and Vaughan’s testimonies confirmed the Church wildest speculations. Catholic scholars pounced on this miraculous wealth of first hand material. Bishop Fava of Grenoble published a booklet exposing ”women’s lodges” as harems and brothels for Freemasons. Leon Meurin, the bishop of Port Louis (now Mauritius), compared notes with Taxil, which Meurin later published inhis treatise Lafranc-maconnerie, synagogue de Satan. Fava and Meurin’s polemics expanded on a long-established line of Catholic anti-Masonic writing. In 1738, about twenty years after the public debut of the first speculative lodge, the blind and all-but-bedridden Pope Clement XII condemned, not only any particular Masonic secret, but Freemasonry’s secrecy in general. “For if they were not doing evil,” he reasoned in his bull In eminenti, “they would not have so great a hatred of the light.” Clement’s bull also vaguely mentioned “other just and reasonable motives” for placing Freemasonry under edict. This was apparently an allusion to a series of political scandals involving a Page 15 Florentine lodge which in the early eighteenth century served as a front for anti- Catholic British operatives, Clement’s document had its most intense response in Portugal, where at least one British Mason was tried by the Inquisition, tortured, and imprisoned in the galleys before being rescued through British diplomatic channels. Catholic prelates’ obsession for sniffing out Masonic plots has been rivalled only by Freemasons’ perennial fear of papal world domination. Though typically espousing religious neutrality, Masonic lodges have often been steeped in an anti-Catholic sentiment popular among their various Protestant, Freethinker, Deist, and rationalist members. In France, Italy and Spain, lodges often became dens of anticlerical and revolutionary forces, which found Masonic secrecy an opportune veil to pull over prying papal and governmental eyes. In the United States, anti-Catholic Masonry has ranged from a general loathing of the papacy as “the torturer and curse of humanity”’3 to a sort of rationalized discrimination on an individual level: “We do not receive them [Catholics]; we contend that a man owes his allegiance to where his faith is given; if a Catholic applies to us, knowing that his Church forbids it, it is evidence that he is ready to disobey where he has promised obedience. Therefore, we do not want him.” Masonic anti-Catholicism has often been a popular but not off1cially sanctioned sentiment. Just the opposite is true of the Catholic Church, in which anti-Masonry was propagated at the highest levels of the hierarchy but has not been universally espoused by all faithful. For example, Clement’s seminal bull was not recognized by the French parliament and did little to check the spread of Freemasonry in France. In 1789, Catholic priests still presided over of France’s more than 600 lodges. Some lodges were even housed in buildings owned by the Church. In Britain, Catholic Grand Masters included dukes, viscounts, and Robert Edward, ninth Lord of Petre, who was considered leader of Britain’s Catholic minority in the late 1700s. In America, Bishop John Carroll of Baltimore, whose brother was a Freemason, chose not to promulgate papal edicts against the Craft.” I do not pretend that these decrees are received generally by the Church, or have full authority in this diocese,” he wrote in a letter dated 1794.’ The sceptical Bishop Carroll had like-minded counterparts in nineteenth-century France. By 1896 Taxil’s anti-Masonic crusade was about to screech to an abrupt and dramatic halt. Despite Vaughan’s popularity in Catholic circles, suspicious scholars and prelates had begun to demand that she either make a public appearance or present herself to a high-ranking cleric who could verify her background. Her integrity was called into question on numerous fronts, for example by the Catholic bishop of Charleston, who in the summer of 1896 visited Rome to defend the integrity of his diocese. Vaughan had recently described South Carolina's satanic subculture in considerable detail, and the bishop took it upon himself to tell the pope in person that local Freemasons, though Protestants, were peaceable, honest, and given to works of charity. This testimony did not seem to shake Pope Leo’s belief in Vaughan. The pontiff himself sent her a letter in which he offered her protection and a private audience. However she might present herself, it was clear that Vaughan’s celebrity rendered her seclusion in an anonymous French convent unallowable. Taxil reluctantly organized a conference in Paris at which Vaughan promised to publicly address the world for the first time. When the day came, in the spring of 1897,Taxil mounted the stage alone. He proceeded to announce to the assembled press, clergy, and disgruntled Freemasons that for the past twelve years he had duped them all. Diana Vaughan was no more than an employee of an American typewriter company who once worked for Taxil as a stenographer. As mischievous as her employer, she had agreed to lend her name and face to Taxil’s hoax. Page 16 The Palladium, for its part, was utter nonsense, as Freemasons and less naive Catholics had been saying for years. References to “real-life” Palladian Freemasons like Adriano Lemmi and Albert Pike were no more than elaborate libels a despicable but effective technique that Taxil had employed in his anticlerical years to cast Pope Leo XIII as a homicidal maniac and Pope Pius IX as a sex fiend. Pike, though steeped in anti-Catholicism and racial bigotry, had nothing to do with global conspiracies or satanic rituals. With a sneer, Taxil cynically thanked the Catholic press and prelates gathered at the conference. He had wanted only to expose their ignorance, and they had played along famously. The twelve-year charade also repaid a debt long owed to the Freemasons. In 1881 the Temple of Friends of French Honor, embarrassed by Entered Apprentice Taxil’s reputation for plagiarism and lewd fiction, had drummed him out of the Grand Orient. For a while there was an honest effort to locate Vaughan, whom an unconvinced public believed had been abandoned to the bloodthirsty Palladium. Some Italian Freemasons refused to believe that the Vaughan incident was truly a hoax and for years actively sought Palladium membership. But for the most part, Masonic reactions varied from general disgust to an anticlerical chuckle at the considerable amount of egg on the face of their Roman nemesis. Following Taxil’s outrageous hoax, the Church did not condemn Freemasonry quite so loudly. Nonetheless Catholicism remains threatened by a perception that Freemasonry is a sort of counterChurch that strives for its overthrow. Because lodges and meetings display ostensibly religious elements—including temples, altars, prayers, a moral code, vestments, a hierarchy, and unique imtiatory and burial rites—Catholicism perceives Freemasonry as “a rival to the religion of the Gospel.” Freemasonry’s modern perception of itself as a philosophic society that “works for material and moral improvement, and for the intellectual and social perfection of humanity” 7 is no less challenging. The Church seems averse to the idea that Catholics might seek moral and spiritual improvement without her guidance. Catholicism, after all has had centuries of experience imparting ethical and spiritual knowledge through symbolic media, and resents the implication that symbols and teachings separate from its own are necessary to ethical development. Moreover the Church is indignant that such an undertaking would be at-tempted without reference to Christ’s redemption, from which, it teaches, the quest for spiritual and ethical perfection must derive. Catholicism remains at odds with Freemasonry, at least at an official level. In 1983, the Code of Canon Law for-bade Catholics from membership in secret societies in general, but did not address Freemasonry specifically. The Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith soon clarified this in the following terms: “The church’s negative position on Masonic associations remains unaltered since their principles have always been regarded as irreconcilable with the church’s doctrine,” and added, “Catholics enrolled in Masonic associations are involved in serious sin and may not approach holy communion.” 18 In the spring of 1996 Fabian Bruskewitz, bishop of Lincoln, Nebraska, included Freemasonry in a list of organizations whose members are subject to excommunication in his diocese. Excommunication, the Church’s version of the death penalty whose punishment does not terminate with mortal life, continues to weigh against the souls of Catholic Freemasons. After 1897, and for the remaining ten years of his life, Taxil printed a smorgasbord of antiMasonic, anticlerical, and pornographic tides. He republished some of his juicier vilifications, such as “The Secret Love Affairs of Pope Pius IX,” and even tried to relive the glory days of his great hoax by writing a title supposedly authored by a parish priest who was tracking Page 17 Diana Vaughan’s whereabouts. But Taxil found the libel and fraud market considerably less lucrative this time around. His name was anathema in the Catholic popular press, and Freemasons resented having been the protagonists of his twelve-year-long Satanic fantasy. And perhaps this has been Taxil’s lasting gift to both Catholicism and Freemasonry: despite their 250-year odyssey of mistrust and discord, disgust with the hoaxer Gabriel Jorgand-Pages—a.k.a. Leo Taxil—has been at least one sentiment both can share. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Two women were standing before the Pearly Gates. They were new arrivals and comparing stories about how each of them had died. 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching reruns on TV. 1st woman: So what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere. And finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died! 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive . . . by the Lighthouse Beam - The Old Guard From Hiram’s Lighthouse Newsletter for the Toronto East District The Old Guard are the foundation of the Lodge and guardians of its knowledge and tradition; the “old boys‟ club” want to get the ritual over as quickly as possible so they can have a drink or a social chat. The Old Guard instruct and guide young Brethren in Freemasonry; the “old boys‟ club” sit in the Past Masters‟ corner and criticize. The Old Guard try to understand more about Freemasonry; the “old boys‟ club” prefer to confine “Freemasonry” to what they understand. The Old Guard guide the Stewards in laying out the Lodge Room; the “old boys‟ club” wait until they enter the room before complaining that this or that is two inches too far to the right. The Old Guard look to a future that will never be theirs, while passing on the lessons of the past; the “old boys‟ club” can’t get beyond “back in my day, we . . .” The Old Guard says “give someone else a chance”; the “old boys‟ club” says: “they’ll get their chance.” The Old Guard says “I’ll do that”; Page 18 the “old boys‟ club” says “I refuse to do that!” The Old Guard slips the Broken Column a few coins to help a Brother in Need; the “old boys‟ club” complain about rising dues. The Old Guard want what’s best for the Lodge; the “old boy‟s club” want what‟s best for themselves. The Old Guard have been Freemasons for 25 years; the “old boys‟ club” have been Freemasons for one year, 25 times over, and still haven‟t learned anything. Please don’t confuse the two . . . And don’t worry about the fallout because inevitably, the boots that are thrown the hardest are the ones that fit best . . . But then we’re an Idealist Order populated by infinitely, wonderfully diverse, and eminently fallible human beings. Proof that Freemasonry is from time immemorial Surviving The Big Ones Editor’s Note; I took some Composition and Rhetoric classes after the North Harris County Junior Collage opened in the 1970’s and learned I enjoyed writing stories. I started with 500 word stories about growing up in the big ones 1930s and 40s., the great depression and WWII. The local weekly newspaper editor saw some and ask me to write them as a 1,000 word weekly column. So I combined pairs of the 500 word stories together. And started writing longer ones. Before long they were appearing in 5 different newspapers and I quit after the 180th story. , By John “Corky” Daut The big ones were the Great Depression and World War II, that period between the stock market crash of 1929 and 1945 when WW II ended. I reckon that just about everyone who reads this column knows all about the Houston Astros, the players and maybe even the statistics. But, how many of you ever heard of the Colt 45’s? Yes the Colt 45’s, they were Houston’s professional baseball team before it was renamed the Astros, after the Colt Firearms Company got a little testy about the name. But now for the big one, how many remember the old Houston Buffs (Buffalos that is). It was a farm team for the Saint Louis Cardinals. The Buff Stadium was located at the 4,000 block of Harby Street at Milby Street. Don’t try to find Harby Street now because it lies Page 19 peacefully under the Gulf Freeway (45 south). And, the Fingers Furniture store on the Gulf Freeway at Milby squats over the bones of the old “Buff Stadium”. There is a “Buff” mini museum in the Fingers store Speaking of the Gulf Freeway, there probably aren’t a whole lot of us left who remember that the right of way for the freeway was originally the tracks for the interurban that ran between Houston and Galveston. OK, for some of the younger ones, the interurban was like a big street car on tracks that carried passengers back and forth between cities and towns. People would ride it instead of buses and trains. For us the Buff Stadium was more than just a ball park. One of my favorite memories is when our neighbor, Mr. Henry, took me with him to watch the "Hell Driver's" performance at the old Buff Stadium. We watched the daredevil drivers take their cars through all kinds of stunts. They drove around the field on two wheels and raced between and around each other all over the field, almost but never quite hitting each other. They jumped over each other’s cars using a ramp to become airborne and another ramp to land on after soaring over a line of cars/. We didn't even have to worry about searching the stadium for good seats. We watched through holes in the big wooden wall in the outfield. Actually the wall was the scoreboard for the Buffs baseball games. After we climbed the fence, we stood on the catwalk and looked through the holes, where the numbers were put in to show the scores. The Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus always set up their tents on the Buff Stadium parking lot. They would unload the train over on Navigation Blvd. and have a parade to the stadium. What I remember the most was the huge Mack trucks with what looked like giant bicycle chains driving the back wheels. Every Fourth of July and New Year’s Eve there would be a gigantic fireworks show in the stadium just after dark. We couldn’t go because dad worked at night, but Mother and I would stand in the old claw foot bath tub looking out the bathroom window to see the beautiful sky rockets, roman candles and bombs of color bursting in the air above the Henry’s garage. Speaking of the Henrys, they were our nearest neighbors, living in the other half of the duplex we shared, We were across the street from Settegast Park in Houston’s old near east end, about two miles from Main Street. They had 3 daughters when they moved in and later had another one. Now, boys and girls and their relationships were different during the “Big Ones”. No, that’s not true, we were the same as boys and girls now days. We were just raised differently from the boys and girls today. When I was a teen, I enjoyed sprawling on our front concrete steps in the summertime. The front of the house faced north and the concrete felt cool even in the summer time. Besides, sitting there I had a full view of what everybody was doing across the street at the park. The sound of a slamming screen door to my right announced that Myrtie Jane and Martha Ellen were coming out onto their front porch to find a cool place to play or just sit and catch what little breeze was stirring. Their porch was only ten or 15 feet from ours on the other side of the duplex. We spoke and talked across the porches for a while, but I didn't walk over and join them like I probably would have after dark (with the porch light on of course). My male friends would be at home then. Page 20 At that time I was full of youthful optimism and fully expected to marry one of those two girls some day in the far dim future. But, at that time we had reputations to protect. It wasn't a good idea to let your buddies see you messing around with the same girl to often, even if she was your next door neighbor. It was OK if all of us played with girls in a mixed softball or volleyball game in the park, but you didn't want to be seen hanging around a girl's house to often. That was to protect both you and the girl. The kidding from your friends could become pretty merciless if they thought you were getting serious about a girl. Besides, if you kept hanging around the same girl a lot, stories would soon start that you were in love or worse for the girl, that she must be a "bad girl". However, if you were seen hanging around with one who the guys were already sure was a "bad girl", it was a different story. In that case you would be looked at with awe, almost like some kind of hero. Then you would constantly be bombarded with questions about any lurid details of the relationship. On commemoration Of Faallen Mexican Centralists At Texas Battle Sites Reprinted with permission of the author Wallace L. McKeehan (aka Don Guillermo) from his website “Sons Of DeWitt Colony” at file:///C:/4 20My 20Web 20Sites/2 20Texas 20Masonic 20History/mckshorts3.htm Someone once said "There is no such thing as history, only biography," Stephen F. Austin’s nephew Guy Bryan said "ancestors are mere dust and ashes, save when they speak to posterity through the record of their deeds and achievements." Every person, whether considered good or evil, saint or sinner, deserves a cast of their "footprint in the sands of time" so that we all might learn from their experience however modest. It is customary for that to be at the site of their death or burial, if for nothing more than for those that come after, to ponder over "for whom the bell tolls," or if you will, "for whom the plaque stands." For this reason alone it is appropriate to appropriately note fallen Centralist soldiers at Texas battle sites. This was mentioned at the 2000 commemoration of the battle of San Jacinto at the monument and battleground by author Ray Miller and probably at subsequent ones. The most appropriate place to do this, would be at the San Jacinto battleground at the site of the largest number of fallen Centralist soldiers on that field in April 1836. A marker at this location properly done should be sufficient to commemorate all Centralista soldiers who fell at all engagements around the state. San Jacinto is most appropriate since here occurred the largest loss of life and here was the turning point in the future fate of Texas and for that matter, the Republic of Mexico of 1836 which ended up eventually giving up over half of its territory to the United States of the North either by treaty of purchase. The marker should be appropriate in design and size so as clearly not to detract from the main monument to the Texian freedom fighters and their US allies. Commemoration of all fallen Centralistas at this most important site in the struggle for a return to Mexican Republican Federalism and the struggle for liberty and independence in the originally Spanish State of Texas and Mexican State of Coahuila and Texas abrogates the need for commemoration markers of similar magnitude at the Alamo and Goliad and other sites of Centralist engagement around the state. This does not preclude notation with something like a standard Texas State historical marker or such at other sites. For example, near the Alamo, perhaps on the river or other sites Page 21 where the bodies of a significant number of fallen Centralista soldiers are thought to have been disposed, or at the Campo Santo, the standard historical marker might be appropriate. Such markers should be well placed, modest and discreetly designed so as not to detract from the commemoration of the fallen Alamo defenders, or Texian patriots at other sites. The issue of marking the site of fallen Mexican Centralista soldiers at Texas battle sites is often emotion-packed largely because of the difficulty in dissecting issues of Federalist Republican principles of liberty and independence versus Centralist vice-regalism, ecclesiastical corruption, dictatorship, racism, blind nationalism and despotism from group association based on race and cultural origin. This is especially so in this era of political correctness and apology particularly by historians and others struggling to find an identity, build a career and sell a book in an environment where it is risky to move beyond mechanical description of military tactics, ordnance and archeological digs. The issue is particularly emotion-packed for those who maintain identity and pride in racial, cultural and/or political past and are struggling to reconcile that past with and find historical perspective in context of the current environment in which they find themselves. While marking the site of fallen Centralista soldiers based on humanitarian principles, the fact that they were fighting for Centralist vice-regalism, dictatorship and despotism and against Federalist Republican principles of liberty, independence, and regional self-determination should be clearly pointed out and never forgotten. It is the fight for this cause instead of Federalist Republicanism that caused the loss of over half of the territory of the Republic of Mexico and repressed development of a second democratic Republic in the Americas. A democratic Republic at least consisting of the Northern Mexican States and territories of 1836 north of Tampico to the 42 parallel, if not the entire United States of Mexico to the Guatemalan border or beyond. Those who fell in defense of Centralism and despotism should be clearly distinguished from Mexican patriots, native born and immigrant, who resided mostly in the Northern Mexican States and territories north of Tampico except for fiercely independent Yucatan and home of Republic of Texas first Vice-President Lorezo De Zavala, and their allies, who gave their lives in defense of Federalist Republican principles. These patriots regardless of culture and country of origin should be honored with monuments throughout the current and former Northern Mexican States of 1836 by the entire current Mexican government and their Texian allies should be recognized in the process. These patriots should be honored with much greater priority than Mexican Centralista "soldados" and Mexican-American War dead from both sides. Current Mexican governments and Mexicans in general must come to grips with their history, understand it, put it in perspective and then then unify around it (see Learning from Mexican History). Mexico lost Texas because of the rejection and failure to embrace the independence movements and principles of local self-determination and economic opportunity that began in Spanish Texas as early as 1811 that were largely modeled after the independence developments and Constitution of the 19th century US of the North. This and the failure to capitalize on alliances and free trade with the US, on which the Mexican Republic was originally founded, and the plunge into the politically and economically crippling continuous Centralist revolutions that continued into the 20th century are the forces that stunted the development of a second great democratic Republic in the Americas and resulted in loss of over half its territory. All great countries to become or remain great with disastrous historic periods as Germany, Japan, the former members of the Soviet Union and China have or will have to go through this process that includes Texas and the USA, in particular when it broke into Civil War. Lastly, except for purely historical site markers, it is generally customary for the commemoration of fallen soldiers, whether on current domestic or foreign soil, to be Page 22 initiated by the closest surviving national group or government, be they winner or loser at the time, which represents that for which the fallen served and died. This usually occurs with the cooperation and participation of the national group or government with current jurisdiction over the sites of the fallen. This cooperative venture can be a means of celebrating the glorious and coming to grips with the inglorious forces that converged to cause the events and deaths of the fallen that are to be commemorated. 4/2000 for Shorts & Opinions from Don Guillermo, SDCT Four Facets Of Frindship By an unknown author From the “Sunday Masonic Paper” Let us think about friendships and the mark they leave upon us. Let us look at the four jeweled facets of friendship that can best be remembered by the four proverbs: (1) "As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he." (2) "Birds of a feather flock together." (3) "A faithful friend is the medicine of life." (4) "Never forget a friend when prosperity comes your way." Friends are not wished upon us. We do not deliberately choose friends. We win them. And not every man or woman has that disposition; not every man or woman is possessed of that inner grace wherewith to win friends. Just as some ears are deaf to music and some eyes blind to painting hearing but not comprehending, and seeing but not discerning - so there are hearts that are closed to friendship. People who are usually absorbed in other relationships, who are too completely dominated by other interests, or too self-centered, too egotistical, too self-sufficient; or the contrary people who are too timid, too locked up, escapists who run away from what they fear, from commitments and entanglements - all such people often miss the completing and exalting experience of friendship. Friendship, like all other human forms of culture, takes time and thought. It must be carefully cultivated, and it requires time for seasoning and ripening. It is the old friends who are the. true friends, just as it's the old wine that is the good wine. Jewish writings tell us: "Forsake not an old friend, for the new is not comparable to him. A new friend is as new wine. When it is old thou shaft drink it leisurely." Those who are too busy wth the other concerns have not the time, therefore, for the proper husbandry of friendship. All great religions and all great literatures stand in the presence of the phenomenon of friendship as if in the presence of the mystic, something magnificently great. In the Old Testament we read the story of Jonathan's friendship for David which was so profound that Jonathan gave David the sceptre of a kingdom-a kingdom that could have been his. The Book of Ecclesiasticus, which is recognized as sacred scripture by our Roman Catholic brothers but not by Protestants, has a lot to say on friendship. Ecclesiasticus was composed by an eminent physician, Ben Sirach, in the second century before Christ. He was a wise man who travelled far, learned much, gathered wisdom and published his findings in this book of the Apocrypha. Francis Bacon, an Englishman living at the time of Queen Elizabeth I, wrote concerning friendship: "A principal fruit of friendship is the ease and discharge of the fullness and swellings of the heart, which passions of all kinds so cause and induce .... No receipt openeth Page 23 the heart but a true friend, to whom you may impart griefs, joys, hopes, suspicions, counsels, and whatsoever Beth upon the heart to oppress it, in a kind of civil shrift or confession." Let us consider the first facet of the great jewel of friendship. "As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he." Make friends with ideas. Then let those ideas become the driving force in your life. Then select your friends from those who share your same vision of greatness. Institutions such as the church, or Freemasonry, dedicated to sharing these great ideals, often provide the common ground that creates lasting friendships. In a Declaration of Principles adopted by the Grand Lodge of the State of Illinois in 1939, the guiding ideals of Freemasonry were outlined as follows: "Freemasonry is a charitable, benevolent, educational, and religious society .... Its only secrets are in its methods of recognition and of symbolic instruction .... Freemasonry seeks to improve the community. Thus it impresses upon its members the principles of personal righteousness and personal responsibility . . . . Inspires them with a feeling of charity, or good will toward all mankind which will move them to translate principle and conviction into action. To that end it teaches and stands for the worship of God; truth and justice; fraternity and philanthropy; and enlightenment and orderly liberty, civil, religious, and intellectual . . . . The Freemason will act in civil life according to his individual judgment and the dictates of his conscience." Mr. Nightengale has become a very successful man in the field of human motivation because he discovered the importance of making friends with ideas. From the wisdom of the ages he distilled the thoughts of men from various cultures and civilizations. He condensed his findings into a system. Then he makes cassette tapes and instructs those who are looking for a way to be successful to listen to these tapes over and over again. Make that idea an intimate friend; then it will go to work for you. In a very real sense, this is what the Masonic lodge is all about. The key truths of Masonry are reduced to ceremony and symbols which are re-enacted every stated meeting, so that men will not only marvel at the beauty of truth; these truths will become their intimate friends. Masonry is a progressive moral science, divided into different degrees; and as its principles and mystic ceremonies are regularly developed and illustrated, it is intended and hoped that they will make a deep and lasting impression upon +the mind. +Make friends with great ideas. Then let those ideas become the organizing force and the dynamo of your life. The second facet of the jewel of friendship is stated in the proverb: "Birds of a feather flock together." Select your friends from those who share with you the same vision of greatness. The writer of the Book of Hebrews reminds his Christian audience of the great "Cloud of Witnesses" that once occupied the stage of human drama and acted out their faith. In that great essay on faith in Chapter 11 of Hebrews we are told: "By faith Abel offered a sacrifice greater than Cain's . . . By faith Enoch was carried away to another life without passing through death . . . By faith Noah divinely warned about the unseen future, took great heed and built an ark to save his household . . . . by faith Abraham obeyed the callto go out to a land destined for himself and his heirs, and left home without knowing where he was to go .... By faith Isaac blessed Jacob and Esau and spoke of things to come . . . . By faith when Moses was born, his parents hid him for three months, because they saw what a fine child he was . . . By faith when he grew up, Moses refused to be called the son of Pharoah's daughter, preferring to suffer hardship with the people of God. Need I say more? Time is too short for me to tell the stories of Gideon, Barak, Samson, Page 24 and Jepthah, of David and Samuel and the Prophets . . . with all these witnesses to faith around us like a cloud, we must throw off every encumbrance, and run with resolution the race for which we are entered, our eye; fixed upon Jesus." We are familiar with the glorious history of our Judeo-Christian heritage, but do we understand the part Freemasonry plays in that history? Rear Admiral Homer N. Wallin, speaking in Seattle, Washington, in 1955 said "America is indeed a monument to the principles and the ideals of the Founding Fathers - a monument to the truth we seek, to principle, to self-sacrifice, to the loyalty and devotion of its people. And it is correct to say that our kind of America is a monument to the ideals and principles of Freemasonry, not only because of the accord in principles and ideals, but also because a large number of our Founding Fathers were Freemasons. Masons have inherited the right to say, `Behold the flag of our country, an emblem conceived by Freemasons and representing Masonic ideals'. " Among the Signers of the Declaration of Independence, Masons were well represented. I know at least two - Benjamin Franklin and John Hancock – were Freemasons. You may recall John Hancock made his signature very large on this historic document so that George II could read it without putting on his glasses. fourteen American Presidents were Masons. This list would include George Washington, who was Master of his lodge in Alexandria at the time of his inauguration as President in 1789. He was sworn into office on a Masonic Bible. It also includes James Monroe, Andrew Jackson, William McKinley, the two Roosevelts, and Harry Truman. The early influence of Freemasonry is illustrated in the Louisiana Purchase of 1803. Most of those directly involved in the purchase were Masons: Robert Livingston and James Monroe. The area was explored by Masons: Meriwether Lewis, William Clark, Zebulon M. Pike, and Andrew Henry. It was governed by Masons. Lewis was the first Governor, Clark the Indian. Superintendent, Frederick Bates, Secretary; Judges Otho Shrader, Silas Bent, Pierre Chouteau, and Bernard Pratte. The impressive list of Masons in the military would include General Douglas MacArthur, General Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Captain Edward V. Rickenbacker, Admiral Richard Byrd, General Henry "Hap" Arnold, and General James Harold Doolittle, just to name a few in this century. From this list one might get the impression that a man had to be a Freemason to get ahead in politics and government service. This was not true, for the list of non-Masons is greater; but it is interesting to note that this charge was levelled by dissident clergy against the Genesee Conference of the Methodist Church more than a century ago. They claimed that all the good churches were filled by Methodist ministers who were Masons and those who refused to join the lodge received what crumbs were left. This group of +dissident Methodists also became upset over pew rents that were being charged members and said that church pews ought to be free. They found the main body of the church disinterested in their reforms and broke away to form the Free Methodist Church, which survives to this day as a small group which does not permit its members to join any lodge. Masonry began in the dim light of the almost forgotten past. Some say it had its beginnings at the time of the Greek Philosopher Pythagoras, some five hundred years before Christ. Certainly it borrows heavily from his geometric truths. In the modern era the first Grand Lodge was organized in London in 1717. From fragments of history we know that Freemasonry was in existence in the fourteenth century. While one might assume from what I have said thatMasonry is primarily an American organization, this would not be true. It is world-wide in scope, as the Master Mason Rudyard Kipling has illustrated in his famous poem, The Mother Lodge. The church and the lodge provide a common ground for men who have caught the vision of greatness to meet and become friends. What a rich legacy is ours in this brotherhood! Page 25 The third facet of the Jewel of Friendship is the proverb: "A faithful friend is the medicine of life." There is healing in friends. It is agreeable to have another human being share with us those things which burden us, filling our hearts beyond their own capacity to bear them. In this way, a faithful friend is the medicine of life - and in another way, too. Not only by sharing our burdens with others, but by taking into our lives the griefs and the hopes and the problems of our friends, we cleanse our own souls of self-coddling; we save ourselves from becoming too wrapped up in ourselves. We make ourselves well by giving and receiving. There is another profound comment on friendship found in the Bible: "Just as iron sharpeneth iron, so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." Friendship challenges us. A true friend is one who will warn us when we are being less than our best. For true friendship demands the best that is within us. We are not on parade before our friends. True friends can have sharp differences of opinion without losing their esteem or affection for each other. The fourth facet of the Jewel of Friendship is the proverb: "Never forget a friend when prosperity comes your way." This is to say that friendship makes demands. Friendship is not a matter of personal convenience. A friend is not there just to receive our intimate confessions, to counsel us, to soothe us, to agree with us, to justify us, and always approve of our ways. Friendship calls us to duty. Our Lord lived His life in obedience to the higher duty of God and for His friendship to man laid down His life. "There is no greater love than this, that a man should lay down his life for his friends. You are my friends." We are living in perilous times, times when the quality of life has been polluted by desires of quantity. Mr. Alvin Toffler in his best selling book, Future Shock, has vividly described what is happening. He says that living in the last half of the twentieth century is like living in the center of a tornado. Things that we thought were secure, resting on good foundations, are suddenly flying overhead like aircraft. The church, the lodge, the public school system, our government - all these things which we thought were resting on good foundations have come unglued. Novelty, confusion surrounds us. Rowboats aren't in the water; they're flying through the air. Our rapidly changing environment is taking a heavy toll on personalities. Never did we need companionship more. Never has the call to duty to fight for and preserve our friendships been a more important call. Collectively we can maintain our sanity in this tornado ravaged world. Individually we will lose our sanity, if we don't have lasting friendship. In our sacred literature we are cautioned to prove and to test men before we admit them into the sacred sanctuary of friendship. "If thou wouldst get a friend, prove him first and be not hasty to credit him!" There are those who are friends for their own occasion, who will not abide the day of trouble. These are our fair-weather friends, our prosperity friends, our companions at the table. They are the scavengers of friendship. They are camp followers. Real friendship is only possible when there exists between two people a concurrence of driving ideals, a genuine capacity for loyalty, for trust, for generosity, and the real baring of one soul to another. This is the fertile soil of friendship. Tell me not of a man's history, only let me know the ideals to which he subscribes, the institutions he supports, the companions he make, and I can tell you what kind of a man he is. My greatest joy on earth shall be, To find at the turning of every road, The strong hand of a comrade to help me onward with my load. But since I have no gold to give And only love can make amends, My daily prayer shall be, "God make me worthy of my friends." Wayne Anderson, FCF, MPS - Alle Menschen werden Brueder - 2B1 ASK1 Page 26 The Widows Sons Masonic Riders Association This is the third in Brother Doyle Seals’ Masonic Did You Know” Traveling Masonic Degree Teams Series. The following two notes were taken from the group’s website 1/11/2015. Note: An edict was issued by the Grand Lodge of Massachusetts on December 11, 2013 which prohibits members of the Massachusetts Grand Lodge from being a member of the Widows Sons. More information will be posted as it becomes available. Note; The Widows Sons in the State of Texas have been subject to a similar edict since 2007 and our brethren have failed to resolve their issues with the Grand Lodge of Texas. Be advised that due to the edict, the State of Texas is not considered to be a part of this association and should not be recognized as such. The Widows Sons Masonic Riders Association is an International Association which is open to all Masons who enjoy the sport of motorcycling and have a desire to ride with and associate with their fraternal brothers. Our goal is to: 1. 2. 3. 4. Introduce the sport of motorcycling to our Masonic Brothers Raise Masonic Awareness in the world of sport motorcycling Contribute to the relief of our Widows & Orphans Support the Blue Lodge through regular attendance, and assisting with or attending lodge events While we wear identifying patches or regalia, the Widows Sons are not a gang, MC, 1% Club. We are required to represent the fraternity in a positive light at all times. The Widows Sons serve as a Masonic Booster Club by helping to raise Masonic Awareness while we attend public motorcycling events, and by supporting our Blue Lodges in whatever capacity we are able. Widows Sons chapters have helped to increase Masonic membership through our presence and visibility during public motorcycle events and rallies. In every location where we have a chapter, the Widows Sons have proven themselves to be a positive asset to the fraternity. Many of the Widows Sons chapters are proud to have current and past Grand Masters as members. We regularly attract new members to the fraternity, and several chapters have th eir own Degree Teams or volunteer in doing Masonic work whenever possible. Across the world, each Widows Sons chapter sponsors or participates in local charity runs or events. In all cases, we strive to present a positive image of Freemasonry and our Association to the public. The Widows Sons was conceived of and founded by Brother Carl Davenport PM, in the year 1999. Today we have active chapters throughout many States in the USA, Canada, and abroad. May We Meet Upon The _|_ Act By The ! And Part Upon The |_ W. Bro. Dwight D. Seals - Camden Lodge #159 - Camden, Ohio Page 27 Ireland: The Influence Of Freemasonry In Meath And Westmeath In The eighteenth Century. Part 2 Editor’s note; although I dislike continued stories, this one is way too long otherwise. SO . . . this is part two of a series. This story was taken from Brother Graeme Marsden’s January 2009 Weekly Newsletter, for Rural Lodge #9 of Quincy. Mass. His newsletters gave me the inspiration to start this magazine. By Larry Conlon. Editor: This is a microcosm of Irish Masonic history, and makes fascinating reading for those who are interested in the roots of Freemasonry. THIS WEEK The influence of Freemasonry in national politics. Establishment of the Grand Lodge of Ireland The next significant phase in the development of the Masonic society in Ireland began with the establishment of the Grand Lodge of Ireland, some time between 1723 and 1724. This gave a powerful impetus to the Masonic Order, and secured its survival to the present time. Following its formation, the Grand Lodge was quick to try and assert its authority by issuing a Masonic constitution to which all lodges had to adhere. In order to receive recognition within the Irish Masonic constitution, individual lodges (new and existing) were required to have a warrant issued by the Grand Lodge. Initially not all lodges accepted the authority of the Grand Lodge and for many years there were a number of clandestine or "hedge" lodges. It was for this reason that the Grand Lodge sought to impress its authority by making continual appeals in the newspapers, throughout the eighteenth century, entreating these clandestine lodges to affiliate. This problem was not fully overcome until the 1840s. During the years 1723-1725 the influence of the Masonic Order was evident in the political unrest between the Irish government and the viceroy over the granting of a minting patent to an English iron merchant named William Wood to manufacture what was considered poor quality coinage for distribution in Ireland. This proposal enraged the Dublin craft guilds and also Dean Swift who denounced both Wood and the English, exclaiming "a halfpenny for a beggar and burn everything British but their coal." It is noteworthy that the last protest against Wood's halfpence in the national newspapers, in October 1724, was signed by a number of Freemasons including the Earl of Rosse, the Grand Master of the Masonic Order. This controversy, combined with pressure from the trade guilds, led to the withdrawal of the viceroy, the Duke of Grafton, and his replacement by Lord Carteret, in an effort to placate the growing dissension. However, Swift's intervention in publishing The Drapier's Letters was the decisive move and resulted in the patent being revoked in September 1725. Political unrest continued throughout this period and at the heart of much of the main political activity of this period we find prominent members of the Order. The suppression of Irish industry, especially the woolen, glass and cattle trade, by the British government, greatly strained Irish/English relations in the mid eighteenth century. Even relations between the Established Church and the House of Commons were far from harmonious during the earlier part Page 28 of the eighteenth century. Grand Lodge building in Dublin Appointments of all Irish Protestant bishops were vested in the Crown and it was the English ministry and not the Irish parliament that advised the Crown in the matter of church appointments. Many of the bishopric appointments were Englishmen and this was bitterly resented by Irish Protestants. From 1702 until the Act of Union, all Protestant primates of Armagh were Englishmen, some of whom acted as lord justices and were the mainstay of English interest in Ireland in the absence of the Lord Lieutenant. However, the emergence of Henry Flood in 1759 as a member of parliament and later as a leader of the patriots, resulted in increasing pressure for changes in civil rights in Ireland. Nevertheless, parliamentary corruption remained rampant and at the general election of 1761 the contest for the borough of Mullingar resulted in a bitter dispute between the proprietors of the borough and their rival candidate, John Nugent. The proprietor of the borough of Mullingar was the Earl of Granard. Not surprisingly his two sons, Lord Forbes and Admiral Forbes, were returned as members of parliament for the borough. However, the ir defeated rival, John Nugent, petitioned the House of Commons against Admiral Forbes's return as MP on the grounds that Nugent would have had a majority over Forbes if a number of votes cast for Nugent had not been improperly disallowed by the returning officer. Admiral Forbes issued a counter petition denying the truth of Nugent's assertion. The House of Commons found in favour of John Nugent, of Clonlost, was descended from a powerful Masonic family. He was a cousin of both Thomas, the 6th Earl of Westmeath, Grand Master of the Grand Lodge of Ireland 1763-64, and Robert Nugent, of Carlanstown, Junior Grand Warden, 1732. His daughter married Robert Rochfort, whose brother, George, succeeded to the title as the 2nd Earl of Belvedere in 1772, and was appointed Grand Master of the Grand Lodge of Ireland 1774-75. Forbes's case. Until 1771, disputed parliamentary contests were decided by a vote of the whole House of Commons. Given the manner, in which Irish politics operated during this period, the reality of petitioning the House was that the decision rested more on the connections of the petitioner than on the strength of the claim. The Forbes incident, however, proved to be a catalyst in the instigation of parliamentary reform, the result of which was that all future petitions were to be heard by a parliamentary select committee. This measure was an effort to stop corruption and prevent influence being exerted in favour of powerful candidates. The Freemasons played no small part in bringing this reform about. The structure of the Irish House of Commons until the Act of Union was based upon the election of 300 members from 32 constituencies, each returning two members, and a Page 29 further 117 Boroughs also returning two members, as well as the University constituency of Trinity College, Dublin, which returned a further two members. John Nugent, of Clonlost, was descended from a powerful Masonic family. He was a cousin of both Thomas, the 6th Earl of Westmeath, Grand Master of the Grand Lodge of Ireland 1763-64, and Robert Nugent, of Carlanstown, Junior Grand Warden, 1732. His daughter married Robert Rochfort, whose brother, George, succeeded to the title as the 2nd Earl of Belvedere in 1772, and was appointed Grand Master of the Grand Lodge of Ireland 1774-75. Parliamentary democracy in the eighteenth century was practically non-existent, with the exception of 12 boroughs, commonly called "the pot walloping boroughs", whereby a person was entitled to vote provided A potwalloper is an archaic term referring to a borough only he could upon oath constituency returning members to the house of Commons before swear that he had boiled a 1832 and the reform Act created a uniform suffrage. Several pot (i.e. had supper) the potwalloper constituencies were also represented in the Irish previous night within the House of Commons, prior to its abolition in 1801). A potwalloper borough. This ensured that borough was one in which a householder had the right to vote if only residents of these "pot he had, in his house, a hearth large enough to boil, or wallop, a entitled to vote. The cauldron, or pot. remaining boroughs and constituencies were in the control of families of the gentry or nobility. These families often treated their parliamentary seats like bankable commodities. Many of the Anglo-Irish Ascendancy families had interests in several parliamentary seats and often sold or traded some of these for favours, patronage or pecuniary gain. Within ten years of the Nugent election dispute, the influence of freemasonry was at its zenith in the Irish House of Commons with the election of Masonic candidates who set up in opposition to the sitting members from the Anglo-Irish Ascendancy. Evidence of this turnabout is illustrated in an interesting account of the 1776 election which appeared in The Belfast Newsletter. Sir Arthur Brooke, the sitting member for County Fermanagh, had supported a bill which was presented to the Irish House of Commons, "to enable Papists upon terms and subject to the provisos mentioned therein, to take leases." This support greatly angered many of his constituents and at the general election of 1776 he was opposed by William Irvine of Irvinestown. The election resulted in Irvine's defeat by three votes. Irvine then pe titioned, alleging fraud and corruption, and in a counter petition presented by Brooke, it was claimed that many of his supporters were unable to vote because of a mob of between two and three hundred Freemasons, armed with cudgels and whips, who roamed the streets of Enniskillen. Brooke also claimed that the mob tried to burn the house where he was lodging by rolling burning tar barrels into it. The general election of 1776 took place during the opening stages of the American War of Independence, when the American colonists revolted against British rule. As a result of the Page 30 revolution all available troops were posted to America and the country was left practically defenceless. A noteworthy visitor to Ireland during this period was Benjamin Franklin. In 1771, Franklin, a prominent American Freemason, visited Dublin. Franklin was well known for his opposite political view to that of the Anglo-Irish Ascendancy on the question of British colonialism. However, while en route to Belfast he stayed at Hillsborough Castle, as the guest of Wills Hill, the Earl of Hillsborough. And although his visit to Ireland had been treated suspiciously by the government, as a result of his anti-colonial speeches in America, he was warmly received by the Earl of Hillsborough. A more serious threat to the government emerged during the 1770s with the sighting of French ships off the Irish coast, and more particularly, when a small fleet of French ships arrived in Carrickfergus in 1779, resulting in great fear and commotion for the citizens of Belfast. This widespread concern over a possible French invasion gave rise to a rash of Volunteer companies being established throughout the country. Fortunately, this eighteenth century home guard was never really put to the test. However, as a military movement it had an important effect on the course of Irish politics. The Volunteers soon realised that they were a political force not to be ignored, and delegates at their Convention in Dungannon in 1782 passed resolutions which the Irish parliament was forced to accept. Many of these Volunteer companies constituted entire Masonic lodges. It is on record that the Hon. George Augustus Rochford, the second Earl of Belvedere, formed the first Volunteer corps in the country, in Mullingar, in 1777. The Earl of Belvedere was also the first Worshipful Master of Lodge No 433. In that year he was also the first reviewing general of a Volunteer force, consisting of 1,000 infantry and 600 cavalry. That the Volunteer movement was a significant force in Irish politics of the eighteenth century is also evidenced by the fact that even someone of the power and influence of the Rt. Hon. John Foster acquiesced in the candidacy and election of Flooring at Lord Charlemont’s house ‘Casino’ Volunteer John William Foster for the built by architect Sir William Chambers. borough of Dunleer in 1783. However, such a concession, if indeed, his cousin's election was one, was as far as the Rt. Hon. John Foster was prepared to go. In 1784, when the Volunteer faction from his own constituents delivered to him an address instructing him to support a plan of parliamentary reform drawn up at the Volunteer Convention in February 1782, he steadfastly refused. This episode provides a good example of the confidence and determination of the Volunteer movement in Page 31 challenging the man who only a year later was to attain the highest office in Ireland by becoming the Speaker of the Irish House of Commons. The entire Volunteer force at the end of 1781 numbered a hundred thousand men. A number of the leaders of the Volunteering force were prominent parliamentarians, including Lord Charlemont, Henry Grattan, and Henry Flood, and it is noteworthy that the historic Volunteer convention held in Dungannon, on 15 February 1782, was chaired by William Irvine, the unsuccessful candidate at the Fermanagh election of 1776, who was at this time the Provincial Grand Master of Ulster. Both Flood and Grattan were also Freemasons, both being members of the Dublin Volunteer lodge. Lord Charlemont was also a prominent member of the Order and was, in addition, one of the original Knights of St. Patrick. In accepting this honour in 1783, his political proclivities were made clear: "It seemed to be, and in my opinion really was a proper and honourable distinction to the kingdom, and might be considered as a badge and symbol of her newly rescued independence ... I must confess to discover if possible how the measure would be taken by the people ... My principal objection ... had been lest the people should consider my acceptance of any royal favour as a dereliction of their interests, and should on that account withdraw from me that unbounded confidence by which alone I could be useful. But every such danger was ... clearly obviated, since both the people and the Volunteers might therein at the first glance perceive that the honour was offered and accepted merely as a reward for services performed, not to the crown, but to them ... I did not wish to take upon myself the possible danger of depriving the kingdom of so honourable and so proper a distinction." Lord Charlemont was anxious for good reason, as suspicion and conspiracy were the order of the day. The speed with which matters were changing is evidenced by the fact that nine years later the Order of St. Patrick was viewed with suspicion, as the following comments by Dr. Drennan make clear, in writing to his sister Martha McTier in Belfast, "The Collars of the Knights of St. Patrick will in time strangle the freedom of the nation." John Quincy Adams, Masonry & the Free, Invisible Car From the Rural Lodge Newsletter Rural Lodge Editor: The writer discusses the moment of truth when the new Mason signs the bylaws – that watershed time when he decides he will attend lodge meetings in future, or not at all. John Quincy Adams opines that we are selling new Masons a pig in a poke (Sack). On 29 August 1832, John Quincy Adams, the 6th President of the United States, and a vociferous critic of Freemasonry, wrote a letter to the author William L Stone denouncing what he viewed as the underlying meaninglessness of Masonry. The secrets, to the keeping of which the Entered apprentice is sworn, are indefinite. In genuine Masonry, when revealed to him, he finds them frivolous…. So must it be with every reflecting, intelligent man; nor is it conceivable that any such Entered Apprentice, on leaving the lodge after his admission, should fail to have observed, with pain and mortification, the contrast between the awful solemnity of the oath which he has taken, and the extreme insignificance of the secrets revealed to him. It is to meet this unavoidable impression, that the institution is graduated. The lure of curiosity is still held out, and its attractive power is sinewed, by the very disappointment which the apprentice has experienced. He takes the degrees of Fellow Craft and Master Mason, and still finds disappointment – still finds himself bound by tremendous oaths to keep trifling and frivolous secrets. The practice Page 32 of the institution is deceptive and fraudulent. It holds out to him a promise of which it never performs. Letters on the Masonic Institution, Boston: T.R. Marvin, 1847, pp. 70-1. Adams went on to state that what Masonry does perform is to introduce the new member to an intimate cabal and give him access to the Elite of society dedicated to the furtherance of its own aims and the exclusive favor and prosperity of its own members. By his lights – Masonry was the perfect engine of conspiracy. Adams was not, nor does he remain, alone on these points. The multitude of books, pamphlets, websites and breathless television commentary that continue to describe the fraternity as an unwholesome and omnipresent influence upon American and world affairs, bear this out. These allegations – In Re the Great Masonic Conspiracy -- have been refuted elsewhere and far more eloquently by Masonic scholars of great merit. But despite the intervening span of a nearly two centuries, Adams’ acidic assertions about the light and trifling character of the fraternity still rankles. Without doubt the fraternity has many detractors from dictators and despots who fear Masonry as something uncontrollable, to religious leaders who perceive it to be somehow unholy or perhaps too competitive, as well as the obsessive who wind and re-wind the Zapruder film seeking something, anything, that will assure them of the primacy of order in the midst of chaos. But these assailants at least have the common decency to esteem Masonry as a force to be reckoned with, which with some perverse pride, the Masons accept, knowing full well that a lodge which finds itself in the midst of tumultuous internal conflict over whether to replace rusted handrails in the stairwells, or to repave the lodge parking lot is not quite ready to assume universal stewardship over mankind. And so the Masons of the world agonize over whether white table cloths or checkered should be used at the awards banquets and, presumably bide their time…. But Adams’ remarks still sting, perhaps because there is a certain truth to them. Not often acknowledged, but certainly considered by many Masons following their full and final entry into the Craft are questions about the meaning of it all. Some Masons immediately plunge into the immense body of scholarly (and sometimes decidedly unscholarly) work on the subject, with the insistence of the astronomer who knows the star must be there, he just can’t see it yet. Conversely, other new members, perhaps most of them, don’t think much about it at all, and apparently view our ornate and complicated ceremony as some vestigial legacy of the past where oaths and piracy were more commonplace than in today’s world where notions of honor, fidelity, and trust are often little more than crumbling mottoes on the edifices of once proud public buildings – forlorn, nearly forgotten, and certainly not conducive to being lit by the neon lights of now. But there is another group of men who have passed through the west door: these men are under the impression that when they reach the third degree they will be given the spiritual equivalent of a new car, and when they find that this is not the case, they lose interest rapidly. Perhaps they see the lessons and lectures we give as essentially frivolous, or perhaps they don’t understand them. Some certainly are not inclined towards further study, whether it be of geometry, or anything else, and these are the men about whom Adam’s speaks. Yet discounting Adams’ comments as pure political vitriol by a committed Anti-mason misses the point, because taken at face value, Adams has pointed to the elephant in the room. At face value, what is the new master mason given? Certainly nothing tangible, unless you count some wearing apparel, and perhaps a nice tie tack. And so, Adams is quite right in asking: what answers can the master Masons take away from the ceremony? Fortunately, as Bilbo Baggins said in The Hobbit, the answer is “lots and none at all.” They are not tangible, they are esoteric, and very probably they Page 33 simply elude Adams’ linear thought process. Sadly, they also elude many of our brethren, as well. I don’t think I’m giving anything away here by publicly stating that there isn’t a wheel of fortune in the East, and we don’t spin it whenever we raise a new Mason. And although we don’t hand out the esoteric equivalent to a BMW E46 with ZHP Performance Package, it might be argued that on reaching the third degree, one is given the keys to the car. The task then becomes finding out where it is parked. Sometimes that takes a lifetime and some, perhaps many, of us are inclined to spend that lifetime looking for it. Some other fellows couldn’t care any less and will wait for the bus. Me? Well, I’m not so keen on buses. How about you? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Its late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He called the National Weather Service on his cell and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?' 'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?' 'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.' The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' 'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.' 'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked. The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a ton of firewood.’ Hiram or Huram Abiff By W. Bro. Paul Weathers of Oasis Lodge #52, F&AM in Tucson, Arizona This is based on partial extractions from Chapter VI of Bro. Dudley Wright’s book titled MASONIC LEGENDS AND TRADITIONS, which was published in 1921 by William Rider & Sons, LTD in London. It appears that there are more legends than there are facts about Hiram, a widow’s son from Tyre, generally known as Hiram Abiff. In the Dictionary of the Bible by Calmet, says that the word “Hiram” signifies “high intelligence” and he said that Hiram was referred to as “Father” by both, the King of Tyre and King Solomon, because he was the Principal Master over the workmen and the director of their duties. And if this is factual, Hiram Abiff and Hiram his Father would have been one and the same. However, Hiram couldn’t have been the father of Page 34 David, King of Tyre. And it’s established that there was actually a father of Hiram the architect who was of the same name, Hiram Abiff, and his son was given the same name. And by my research it appears that the father was the architect of Solomon’s until his tragic death, and it was then that the son finished the work in and on the Temple. It’s an interesting fact that Khuram or Huram identified with the Egyptian names Herra, Hermes or Hercules, and that the word Abi or Abiff was a surname, but it was also given by close friends and associates to the respected Hebrew men of high honor, dignity and integrity. More about Hiram Abiff can be found in 1 Kings, verses 13 through 45 and II Chronicles, chapter 2, verses 11 through 14. In those passages Hiram is said to be the son of a widow of the tribe of Naphtali, and another claim says that he was the son of a woman, one of the daughters of Dan. But this is an improbable depiction, because a woman during those times weren’t allowed to belong to two tribes. The Brother and Reverend Morris Rosenbaum said, “We must conclude that two different men bearing the same name, Hiram, are spoken of – one whose mother was of the tribe of Dan, another whose mother was of Naphtali. This conclusion is strengthened by the fact that, according to the two versions; the two named Hiram and mentioned here were engaged in different work. In Chronicles, one Hiram is stated to have been a worker in gold, and in silver, in brass, in iron, in stone, in timber, in purple, in blue, and in crimson and in fine linen. He was also able to grave any manner of graving, and to work with every device. In Kings, Hiram is called ‘a worker in brass’ and he was filled with wisdom and understanding and cunning abilities to work at all works of brass. The other is an all around workman, also skilled in stone and timber – consequently, a builder, an engraver, and a master of many devices, an architect. This would also lead us to believe that there were two men bearing the same name.” But wasn’t it recorded that there was a father and a son by the same name? It appears that Hiram was a fairly common name during those times. The story that is so familiar to us Freemasons is that Master Hiram Abiff was slain before the temple was completed but, if only one Hiram is referred to in the Old Testament, this story is lacking in corroboration in that narrative or by Josephus. I kings, chapter 2. Verse 40 says, “So Hiram made an end of doing all the work that he could do for King Solomon, and for the house of the Lord.” And in II Chronicles we read: “And Huram finished the work that he was to make for King Solomon, for the house of God.” However, Masonic tradition asserts that Master Hiram was murdered within the precincts of the Temple prior to the completion of the Temple. It was the duty of Hiram Abiff to supervise the work. Reports were examined by him with precise exactness. It was his custom to offer up prayers when the sun arose in the east, before the commencement of work, at high twelve, and at the close of the day when the days work was completed, and when the sun sat in the west and the workmen had left the Temple to give thank to the Eternal God for the safe protection for that day. For the first six years it was his custom to go into the secret recesses of the lodge for prayer, but in the seventh year his prayers were given in the precincts of the Holy of Holies. On the day appointed to celebrate the cap-stone, Master Hiram retired as usual at the meridian hour, and from a casual walk about the Temple grounds he never returned alive. By one traditional story, the remains of Master Hiram weren’t located until after the Temple was completed. Yet in another version of the legend as commonly accepted by us Freemasons, his body was found and interned to its long home before the Temple was completed. On uncovering the shallow grave his Jewel was found on the body. This Jewel is said to have been the Square and Compasses with the letter “G” between the Compasses and above the Square. Another version of the legend that is known, says that his Jewel was the 47th proposition of the First Page 35 Book of Euclid. King Solomon gave strict orders to Grand Inspector Adoniram, that the funeral obsequies should be as pompous and magnificent as for the King himself. He also ordered that all the should attend the solemn ceremonies wearing white aprons and white gloves. Various other depictions of this age old story are still to be found in some of the old and now rare scripts. But the intended lesson for us Masons is intended to instil in our hearts and minds to believe in a life after death. Bro. and Rev. Morris Rosenbaum surmised that the two men named Hiram were actually father and son. And that with sadness still affecting King Solomon and needing the Temple to be completed, he sent a messenger to fetch Hiram, the son to finish his father’s work. This seems to verify that the Temple was not completed when Hiram the father was murdered. Brother and Reverend George Oliver explained for us the following; pertaining to the dedication monument near the Holy of Holies; A virgin weeping over a broken column, with a book open before her; in her right hand a sprig of acacia, in her left hand an urn; father time standing behind her with his hands unfolding the ringlets of her hair. The weeping virgin denotes the unfinished state of the Temple, the broken column; that one of the principal supporters of Masonry (Hiram Abiff) had fallen; the open book implies that his memory is recorded in every Freemason’s heart; the sprig of acacia refers to the recovery of his remains; the urn shows that his ashes have been carefully collected and honorably interned; and Father Time standing behind her implies that time, patience and perseverance will accomplish all things. Now for a closing, this is an interesting story about Hiram Abiff. In this accounting it is said to have idolatrous worship of Tyre called for the rite of human sacrifices. A Masonic tradition says. “To such an extent were these sacrifices often carried that when the Canaanites and Phoenicians were desirous to avert any great calamity, such persons had no children, but purchased them from the poor for that purpose. Sometimes they were cast into a furnace of fire; at other times into a hollow statue of Moloch which was considered to be one of the primary demon gods of the Ammonites, which was roaring with burning fire. Hiram biff was able to get much of this law repealed, making it a penalty to purchase children for the purpose of sacrifice. It’s no wonder that the name Hiram Abiff is so revered by the Freemasons. God's Grace Editor’S Note; OK, I know it’s not exactly Masonic, but in a way it is. I am not really an every Sunday in church Mason, but I do know right from wrong and I know where my blessings come from and I am very thankful for ‘em. So, I just had to pass this on. Should have been in last month’s issue for Easter… Thanks to Brother Lowry May. I wonder how many people will delete this without reading it because of the title. It is a shame but this message is very true. Hope you are all as blessed as I was by this story. There once was a man named George Thomas, pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak. "I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a young boy coming toward me swinging this bird cage. On the bottom of the cage were three little wild birds, shivering with cold and fright. I stopped the lad and asked, What do you have there, son? Page 36 "Just some old birds," came the reply. "What are you going to do with them?" I asked. "Take 'em home and have fun with 'em," he answered. “I’m gonna tease 'em and pull out their feathers to make 'em fight. I'm gonna have a real good time." "But you'll get tired of those birds sooner or later. What will you do then?" "Oh, I got some cats," said the little boy. "They like birds. I'll take 'em to them." The pastor was silent for a moment. "How much do you want for those birds, son?" "Huh?? !!! Why, you don't want them birds, mister. They're just plain old field birds. They don't sing. They ain't even pretty!" "How much?" the pastor asked again. The boy sized up the pastor as if he were crazy and said, "$10?" The pastor reached in his pocket and took out a ten dollar bill. He placed it in the boy's hand. In a flash, the boy was gone. The pastor picked up the cage and gently carried it to the end of the alley where there was a tree and a grassy spot. Setting the cage down, he opened the door, and by softly tapping the bars persuaded the birds out, setting them free. Well, that explained the empty bird cage on the pulpit, and then the pastor began to tell this story: One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught a world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!" "What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked. Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!" "And what will you do when you are done with them?" Jesus asked. "Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly. "How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked. "Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you. You don't want those people!!" "How much? He asked again. Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your blood, tears and your life." Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price. The pastor picked up the cage and walked from the pulpit. (Bro. Lowry’s note) I pray, for everyone who sends this on, whether to their entire address book or just a few, that God will bless them in a special way. And for those that just deleted it...and I KNOW there will be a few. I thank God every day for my blessed life. I'm not rich, don't live in a mansion and don't have the nicest of material things, but, I have a roof over my head, clothes on my back, food on my table, a family that loves me and lifelong friends to get me through. I'd say I have a lot to be thankful for. (Amen. So Mote It Be. Corky) Have you counted your blessings today? HAPPY EASTER. At Last Count, I Think The Burglars Were Winning Editor’s Note; If you are, you’re are probably too old to run and too old to fight so, this information may help you avoid a lot of problems. However even you a younger person this info Page 37 could save you some physical, mental or financial pain. I can't tell you how often I see this guy on my very street, he always pushes a lawn mower or walks with a rake, neither of which I've ever seen him use even once. I don't want any of you to miss an opportunity to do good and help someone. Just keep this in mind, and be smart when you offer to let someone work. At last count, I think the burglars were winning... love you all, 1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier. 3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have. 4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it. 5.If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house.. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway. 6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too easy. 7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom - and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too. 8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather. 9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.) 10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet. 11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms. 12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me. 13 .A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it at http://www.faketv/.com/) EIGHT MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU: 1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook. 2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors. 3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature. 4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it? TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets. Page 38 5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen 6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address. Parents: caution your kids about this. You see this every day. 7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation. 8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in. Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina , Oregon , California , and Kentucky ; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs http://www.crimedoctor.com/and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job. PROTECTION FOR YOU AND YOUR HOME: If you don't have a gun, here's a more humane way to wreck someone's evil plans for you. WASP SPRAY A friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of wasp spray instead. The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the pepper spray, they have to get too close to you and could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. She keeps a can on her desk in the office and it doesn't attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection... Thought this was interesting and might be of use. FROM ANOTHER SOURCE: On the heels of a break-in and beating that left an elderly woman in Toledo dead, self-defence experts have a tip that could save your life. Val Glinka teaches self-defence to students at Sylvania South view High School . For decades, he's suggested putting a can of wasp and hornet spray near your door or bed. Glinka says, "This is better than anything I can teach them." Glinka considers it inexpensive, easy to find, and more effective than mace or pepper spray. The cans typically shoot 20 to 30 feet; so if someone tries to break into your home, Glinka says, "spray the culprit in the eyes". It's a tip he's given to students for decades. It's also one he wants everyone to hear. If you're looking for protection, Glinka says look to the spray. "That's going to give you a chance to call the police; maybe get out." Maybe even save a life. CAR KEYS: Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbours, your parents, your Dr.'s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighbourhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or Page 39 until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won't stick around. After a few seconds all the neighbours will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime. The Truman Faux Editor’s Note; Snopes.com, the website that debunks most of the urban legends, claims this story is untrue because “Political Correctness” was not a problem at that time. Well, if it is a fake, it is so much like Harry S, Truman I would bet he would have said it if the occasion came up. The telegrams below are from the Truman Library and Museum in Independence Missouri, between Harry Truman and Douglas MacArthur on the day before the actual signing of the Surrender Agreement. The contents of these four telegrams below are exactly as received, not a word has been added or deleted. (1) Tokyo, Japan 0800-September 1, 1945 To: President Harry S Truman From: General D A MacArthur Tomorrow we meet with those yellow bellied bastards and sign the Surrender Documents, any last minute instructions! (2) Washington, D C 1300-September 1, 1945 To: D A MacArthur From: H S Truman Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the press, because some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct! (3) Tokyo, Japan 630-September 1, 1945 To: H S Truman From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does the term politically correct mean? (4) Washington, D C 2120-September 1, 1945 To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz From: H S Truman Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Thanks to W. Bro. Gary Mosemeyer for this one. Page 40 In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it." The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here helping with Hillary’s presidential campaign. I’m sorry, but I don’t speak Texan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English." The rancher replied: "Use both hands." A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, I just hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
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